Second-Best Thread ever (Part 3) [occasionally NSFW]

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Next up: AngryJoe kickstarter.

I just want you guys to know that if I ever make a game, it will be a naval RPG set during the Napoleonic era. Think: Horatio Hornblower - The Game. I would never give trannykind a bad name by inflicting hipster crap on you.

And I would never dye my hair blue-green. I mean seriously, what the fuck?

Are guns legal in Canada? Listen to the voices in your head, friend

It horrifies me they've raised 113k at this point. I mean fuck, I wasn't really sold on Doublebear delivering Dead State at all/in a timely manner, and I'd rather they got this additional 113k than Penny Arcade. Shit, I'd rather "Tactical shooter" or whatever the fuck that scammy game was got the money. And I even like Penny Arcade well enough to read the comics.

God damn it bros now I'm upset.

Fly all the way there just to have them take you to Sonic.

I agree, Penny Arcade has been bringing the unfunny for far too long.

"We're one of the most successful webcomics on the internet. Please donate us money to remove ads!"

Penny Arcade has been shit for ages. Not CAD bad, but still bad. Even if it is the best gaming webcomic, that means nothing.

As generic as it gets.

1000$ for being on Mike's Xbox Live friends list for a year??????????????????

This is practically criminal. It makes the Tom vs. Bruce Kickstarter project look legit and deserving.

I registered here to speak out against them, because they're horrible people, especially Mike. That guy has problems, and uses the Internet as an outlet. As goofy as that Christoforo guy was, I felt terrible when I saw the treatment Mike gave him, which he has done to many others.

Trending towards: $2,411,179

Roy Dupuis should play Jensen.

How much will the Peeny Arcades kickstarter have to raise to get them to fuck each other with knives?

Krahulik should use the money to buy himself a jaw.

And fatty magoo should spend the money on band of adventurers so that he can finally take the one ring to Mordor.

The bald one looks like a chemo lesbian grandma and the other one looks like his parents made him sleep face down on a shovel.

Plastic surgery to the rescue!

Plastic surgery? You need a flamethrower to rescue those people

Prosper!

I takes a sick mind to do that to your own body.

What is it about the PA crew that gives me the creeps so much? Something always feels amiss when I look through their site. Like Scientology. Their fans come off like cult members and Jer and Mike have that smug look all the time like they're pulling off the crime of the century. It doesn't feel authentic. Like they may have been consulting a marketing agency from the very beginning. The creepiest is that extra credits crap with the paternal, authoritative yet friendly voice explaining how games are and should be as if the viewer is a preschooler. Basically you have a couple of gen-x entrepreneurs marketing to millennials with all the cynicism of boomers with a dash of dickish narcissism.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT AND HOW DO YOU KILL IT

Attack the weak point for massive damage.

I stumbled upon this today: Daily Mail-o-matic

It gave me this: "HAVE ASYLUM SEEKERS HAD SEX WITH BRITAIN'S FARMERS?"
and this: "COULD IMMIGRANTS RIP OFF HARD-WORKING FAMILIES?"
and this: "COULD LESBIANS TURN TAXPAYERS' MONEY GAY?"

I find it funny because Daily Mail is extensively used as a thread starter in GD, with similar themes.

Fffuuuuu those faggy scissoring whores are turning your hard earned money into HOMONEY

I got IS FEMINISM KILLING COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY?