Second-Best Thread ever (Part 3) [occasionally NSFW]

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I'm pretty sure they already know.

I don't understand your confusion, Brian is a guy. Unless you think he should be using they to describe both of them.

So true, the constant circle jerking over everything is absolutely unbearable. And these people feel entitled and superior because they pay to be on a forum.

The worst part is when they go in hypocritical preachy mode. Like having 100+ pages threads about how horrible people are but ignoring their own bullshit. And they always do the circle jerk with ZERO tolerance of others opinions.


For example, you literary have to hate Roberta Williams as a person over there.

http://www.rpgcodex.net/forums/index.php?threads/lets-raise-5-000-for-dead-state.73161/

http://www.joystiq.com/2012/06/04/kevin-smith-is-making-video-games-now/


Visceral MallRats videogame. Majestic cinematics and Gameplay about hanging around a mall in the 90's. Press X to smoke weed.

Why Roberta Williams?

It's because she has a vagina and a games industry job while they can get neither.

I would love to see some links to anti-Roberta SA forum posts. *nudge nudge*

SA is about circlejerking as much as reddit is, in their case if you have a different opinion you get banned for trolling or not being nice or being relevant to the thread, so everyone ends up bandwagoning with their fellow goony goon goons

http://www.oxm.co.uk/42711/ea-dead-space-3-got-co-op-because-dead-space-is-too-scary-to-play-alone/

let us combine our buyer's remorse together and get through this thing

A cake:
http://i.imgur.com/bzs7s.jpg

Witcher costume:
http://i.imgur.com/Tulov.jpg

Mass Effect:
http://imgur.com/a/Fpoif

I think this is a suitable analogue, or perhaps a simile, of the game creation process:
http://omfgdogs.com/

Quoting SA as BTE material should be considered cheating, that place is a cesspool permanently filled with shit. Not only you have to pay to register, but you also have to pay money to get a custom title/avatar, to be able to read certain threads, to be allowed to read archived/old topics and more (and there are these rumours I read about some users being literal psychopaths or worse). And then you can (and will) be banned, forcing you to pay again to get everything. Blizzard/Jewtivison could learn a lot from these guys

Hey, Lowtax has to make those child support payments somehow

Maybe he can sell some mangosteen juice

Here

They also in general push the Sierra vs Lucas Arts angle hard.

Heh, funny. A friend of mine at work was so stoked because he finally got a copy of king's quest to play.

Love the lack of an argument they have.

Even Bethesda was poking fun at SA and lowtax.

Twice - once in vanilla Morrowind, second time in Tribunal.

Funnily enough I think SA also got rather outraged at the jennifer hepler incident

graghh get off her you entitled apes ps also roberta williams should stop making games and being liked

Funny thing is now (probably for years) lowtax has fucking hated the forums and gave up involvement with them to focus on writing instead of dealing with the retards who paid him to give him ad money.

The funny thing about SA is that they, for the most part, dislike Bioware as much we do (notice btw how all the posters who are actually funny get put on probation)

It's like a generational schism they've got going on there. 2010's-style American hipster non-domestication of snowmen (SA) vs 90's-style Canadian Clintonian non-domestication of snowmen (Bioware), which is better and why?

So... you have an SA account with archives upgrade?

The only thing kinda good that came out of that shithole was LPs anyway.

Yeah, I decided to pony up some cash at one point. Shitty forums or not, the site's main page has been providing me with entertainment since the late 90's, so I figured they deserved something. (I've never actually posted there)