Tacticular Cancer: We'll have your balls

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Second-Best Thread ever (Part 3) [occasionally NSFW]

Discussion in 'General Gaming' started by Jaesun, Mar 15, 2011.

  1. hoverdog dog that is hovering

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    :lol: On the plus side, it adds an element of nostalgia to the game. Playing is just not as fun when you don't have to be scared of mom suddenly walking in and telling you to shut the stupid thing off and do some boring chores for her.
  3. sgc_meltdown Magister

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    I don't get why he doesn't just go play skyrim or some other cycle hogging game. Is SWTOR the Crysis of mmos now?

    Or is this one of those things where changing games mean you have lost the argument

    idiot should have mentioned more games

    see, crispy doesn't have to deal with this shit
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    Wyrmie?
  5. Excidium WOOOOORLD EATEEEEER

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    It certainly requires about the same hardware. Some quality optimization there.
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    can wyrmlord do THIS?

    skip to 0:50


    awww yeah my BR bruthas check out your motherland's kung fu in pure form



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    Ed123 and The Genius Brofist this.
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    So this is what I missed by getting the PS2 version of San Andreas...
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    I wish I could say that was the only Geralt pony I've seen...
  11. Excidium WOOOOORLD EATEEEEER

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    Dem cosplayers...:lol:
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  14. Don Peste Learned

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    Do you realize whoever did this has already won more than 1000€ (between 1000€ and 2000€)?
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    No, that can't be real--no, no, no, no, no, nonononononononono

    Ignoring the general retardation of the entire scenario, just look at the Kinect controls. Palm blasts? Grab air to kill enemies?

    Famous.

    Where did they find this person?
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    Hoaxmetal, deus101, Wyrmlord and 2 others Brofist this.
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    Going against the spirit of this thread, how about excellent incline posts from other forums?

    From GSF

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    What is GSF?
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    here's what walmart used to describe diablo 3 (before it spread on the intertubes and they were forced to fix it)
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    and here's a walmart in store ad for diablo 3
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    and here's a typical customer's reaction to the ad
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    :lol:

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    Doesn't seem like an incline post to me, just the usual banal rant about how these games just don't "feel right" and are "not what I think of when I say Game X". The RE5 part is especially silly ("Fuck the haters, RE4 was a much needed change of direction for the series...but then RE5 changed the direction in a way I didn't like so it was shit")
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    Well, the head is reversed, that's pretty satanic.

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