NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[tuluse]

 

[Lancehead]

I remember Bethesda promoting Skyrim by giving freebies to parents who name their child born on 11.11.11 "Dovahkiin".

 

[Infinitron]

http://www.p4rgaming.com

 

[Delterius]

Pretty sure people's been quoting their/his satire in this thread and some of it is rather funny. The article even reminded me of that chick who was metaphysically married to Sephiroth.

 

[Luzur]

 

[Hoaxmetal]

:/

 

[AngryEddy]

http://www.geek.com/games/bioshock-...ternet-to-stop-making-elizabeth-porn-1573374/

Ken Levine, Elizabeth’s creator, says it’s not cool happening upon her in porn, and likens it to coming across porn of your own daughter, noting that he “die a little inside with every page view.”

I just got to thinking about this: Why is Ken Levine mad? The character was designed after an attractive Cosplayer, not something he drew from his imagination, shouldn't she be the one being offended? Then there's the other logical conclusion of: why would you be mad that people find some girl in your game attractive, since the whole point of the character was to be a cutesy little girl with special powers?

Pic of the cosplayer btw:

 

[FeelTheRads]

X asks the internet to stop doing Y.

Yeah, nothing bad ever comes out of that.

 

[Hoaxmetal]

I'd fuck his daughter.

 

[Average Manatee]

X asks the internet to stop doing Y.

Yeah, nothing bad ever comes out of that.

The porn is free advertising, and Ken Levine just made it exponentially stronger be responding to it.

 

[The Glitterdust Golem]

The porn images probably devise better stories than Infinite does by itself, and Levine feels artistically challenged by them.

 

[AngryEddy]

X asks the internet to stop doing Y.

Yeah, nothing bad ever comes out of that.

The porn is free advertising, and Ken Levine just made it exponentially stronger be responding to it.

I would agree if it was some struggling company that had something to gain from feigning outrage, but with the fact that Bioshock is close enough to a household name, and the new DLC coming out has stirred up it's own form of advertisement and consumer excitement, I think it may be legitimate outrage.

 

[Humanity has risen!]

Microsoft making console gaming all the more enjoyable, now spamming you with ads while you search for games

 

[Average Manatee]

X asks the internet to stop doing Y.

Yeah, nothing bad ever comes out of that.

The porn is free advertising, and Ken Levine just made it exponentially stronger be responding to it.

I would agree if it was some struggling company that had something to gain from feigning outrage, but with the fact that Bioshock is close enough to a household name, and the new DLC coming out has stirred up it's own form of advertisement and consumer excitement, I think it may be legitimate outrage.

Doesn't matter, more publicity is always good. Though the outrage might certainly be legitimate.

 

[Ninjerk]

So I went down the rabbit hole a ways. There's is seriously a ton of Bioshock porn...

 

[Broseph]

So I went down the rabbit hole a ways. There's is seriously a ton of Bioshock porn...

Did you ninjerk to it?

 

[Gurkog]

Bioshock porn is more emotionally engaging than any of Levine's games.

 

[Ninjerk]

So I went down the rabbit hole a ways. There's is seriously a ton of Bioshock porn...

Did you ninjerk to it?

There is... seriously... a ton of Bioshock porn...

 

[Roguey]

Ken Levine, Elizabeth’s creator, says it’s not cool happening upon her in porn, and likens it to coming across porn of your own daughter, noting that he “die a little inside with every page view.”

I just got to thinking about this: Why is Ken Levine mad? The character was designed after an attractive Cosplayer, not something he drew from his imagination, shouldn't she be the one being offended? Then there's the other logical conclusion of: why would you be mad that people find some girl in your game attractive, since the whole point of the character was to be a cutesy little girl with special powers?

I remember the article where he said he wanted everyone to stop staring at her chest. Very concerning behavior. He would be a biosexual as defined by Josh Sawyer

biosexuals are only attracted to bioshock characters w/ whom they have a strong emotional attachment

 

[Delterius]

So I went down the rabbit hole a ways. There's is seriously a ton of Bioshock porn...

Did you ninjerk to it?

There is... seriously... a ton of Bioshock porn...

Whatever you do, don't go down the kitsune hole. There are some things in Weeaboo Kingdom that must be kept from mortals.

biosexuals are only attracted to bioshock characters w/ whom they have a strong emotional attachment

Wish this was another indirect at BioWare.

 

[Night Goat]

So I went down the rabbit hole a ways. There's is seriously a ton of Bioshock porn...

Did you ninjerk to it?

 

[FeelTheRads]

I remember the article where he said he wanted everyone to stop staring at her chest. Very concerning behavior. He would be a biosexual as defined by Josh Sawyer

If that's true, I think he has more (real) issues than the people doing the porn.

 

[dunno lah]

So many 3d animators out of the woodwork thanks to Bioshock Elizabeth. Ken should be happy.

 

[Xor]

All this porn is just a sign that people like the game. The same thing happens with anything that gets popular, and bitching about it will only piss off the artists and fanfic writers, who are probably among the more passionate fans.

 

[Horus]

They seem to made a new looney tunes show aimed at the audience that has grown up watching these characters.