NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[Chaotic_Heretic]

Didnt have tAco bell. But doritos taste like shit. And mountain dew gives me diarrhea without fail.

 

[AlexOfSpades]

Doritos are delicious but dont they grease your fingers and ruin your controller? At least i avoid eating fingerfood while playing on the PC - i dont want my keyboard all greasy and disgusting.

 

[JarlFrank]

This way they sell more controllers. Win-win situation.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

I find it slightly disturbing that the original Deus Ex had those nameless soda cans and the joke about them being ad space.

 

[Infinitron]

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?...t=a.10151025931703579.435381.660898578&type=1

She'd better be putting out.

 

[Surf Solar]

You're slow, infinitron

 

[Delterius]

Chris Avellone enjoys bad comics. People who enjoy bad fiction are usually bad writers themselves.

If I were a fan of your posts, does that make me a bad writer then?

My posts aren't fiction.

So you're never trolling, especially when you're wrong then?

 

[Spectacle]

MCA is still wearing that weird sweater :/

 

[Delterius]

MCA is still wearing that weird sweater :/

Its part of his soul.

 

[Luzur]

i never seen Doritos around here, and MTN dew can be found if you really hunt for it.

heck, i know a store that sells Root Beer thats kinda close, but that swill tastes like radiator fluid.

 

[Pika-Cthulhu]

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?...t=a.10151025931703579.435381.660898578&type=1

(Aggressive) second hand smoke kills!

 

[Clockwork Knight]

MCA is still wearing that weird sweater :/

Why do you think she's doing that?

"Maybe if I stink up that sweater with smoke, you won't wear it anymore"

Doritos are delicious but dont they grease your fingers and ruin your controller? At least i avoid eating fingerfood while playing on the PC - i dont want my keyboard all greasy and disgusting.

I just drop them from the bag directly into my mouth. If you aren't sharing the food with someone there's no reason to use your hands, like a dumb sapiens.

 

[kazgar]

 

[Cosmic Misogynerd]

Who's that girl? Looks like the sister of that annoying rich nerd.

 

[FeelTheRads]

Is that a new girlfriend? Seems hotter than the previous one.




Upgraded my girlfriend.

 

[Ninjerk]

Avellone. In Avelloning grow strong.

 

[DalekFlay]

heck, i know a store that sells Root Beer thats kinda close, but that swill tastes like radiator fluid.

I fucking love root beer. Especially fountain style, or in glass bottles. It's the only soda I enjoy.

 

[Infinitron]

Who's that girl? Looks like the sister of that annoying rich nerd.

That's correct. Follow the money, MCA.

 

[Linden]

She is sucking his soul out of his nose. Succubus!

 

[Gerrard]

So they won the food wars after all?

 

[Arkadin]

I guess X-com Alliance, Best of E3 2008 was finally released. Sectoid autopsy minigame.

 

[Infinitron]

Relevant to previous page: http://www.megacynics.com/2013/09/27/ass-tastic/

 

[Hoaxmetal]

Some Penny arcade level humour right there.

 

[Gerrard]

Some CAD level B^U.

More Disney dubs, because why not:

Updated version.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fr7u1tWsGBk

 

[DraQ]

>Not everyone on a PC owns a keyboard and mouse

lolwut

Too popamole for me. I only use punch cards and tape readout

Makes noscoping a bitch, tho.

indeed. Abandoning KB&M is abandoning one of the fundamental advantages of PC gaming.

One of the fundamental advantages of PC is that (unlike console players, who are stuck with that single gamepad) you're able to choose whatever damn peripheric you want for the game you're currently playing - keyboard and mouse, gamepad, wheel, flightstick, dragon dildo.

Normally I would respond by posting your avatar, but then you'd probably retaliate by posting mine.

I think reducing "PC gaming" to "because keyboard > controller" is not how one should look at it.

Of course not - there is also mouse.

She is sucking his soul out of his nose. Succubus!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Pepsi is making sponsorships with every console platform now? Steam Machine will have a Pizza Hut ad campaign?

Steam machine should be *making* fucking coffee.

Or make caffeine out of air nitrogen and exhaled carbon dioxide and water vapour for maximum .

Some Penny arcade level humour right there.

You can tell it because it's not funny.