NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[DeepOcean]

Ex-Biowhore Jen Helper...

Really? If that is true, I still don't have much hope for DA III but at least won't make me vomit.

 

[Ninjerk]

Isn't mook a racial slur? Someone needs to tell Kotaku.

 

[agentorange]

Perhaps it was an attempt to portray the "Bhaal genes" as a kind of mental retardation? The child of the God of Murder is a dumb murderous oaf - makes sense.

Honestly it sounds like the author to decided the books would be an experiment in writing a story from the perspective of an INT 3 barbaric oaf character.

Except Bhaal became the god of murder by outsmarting the other two gods

Considering the Khalid being abusive to Jaheira and having her fall in love with the main character part, I think the author was just writing the story he LARPed in-game.

 

[Cowboy Moment]

And she's saying these things in an update on Kickstarter, a platform which is almost by definition aimed towards enthusiasts, people who like games so much they're willing to pay for them years in advance. Does she even see the irony in this? Probably not.

I guess they are desperate and are trolling to stir up a storm of nerdrage. Which they will then portray as an attack on Hepler for being a woman, and induce white knights to pledge for the game.

Pessimistic as I am about the state of the world, even I doubt there's $400k+ worth of whiteknight indignation out there.

 

[Night Goat]

Pessimistic as I am about the state of the world, even I doubt there's $400k+ worth of whiteknight indignation out there.

I'm sure the white knights would throw down that much if they had a moderately attractive woman to be their Dulcinea, but the Hamburglar? Not gonna happen.

 

[Ninjerk]

Look at the distribution of backers, there's a few people that think its worth thousands of dollars. I wonder if BSN has gotten a hold of it yet.

 

[Awor Szurkrarz]

http://sculptor-cheung.blogspot.com/2013/09/metal-slug.html

 

[Gondolin]

http://sculptor-cheung.blogspot.com/2013/09/metal-slug.html

Holy shit. Are those WWII models for sale?

 

[Spectacle]

For some reason I thought PowerPC came out in the 80s rather than 1992, but 21 years ago is still pretty ancient in the computer world. In 1992, the pentium wouldn't come out until a year later and people were still using Windows 3.0.

Not when it comes to processor architectures, which last for a long time. PowerPC is one of the newer architectures, "pretty ancient" is something like MIPS from 1981 or x86 from 1978. We're talking about the base architures here, not individual processors.

 

[Athelas]

It is ironic to me the backlash that this idea has gotten from hardcore gamers, many of whom are also hardcore anti-DRM protestors. Ultimately, we are making the same case: once you spend your hard-earned money to buy a game, you should be able to play it any way you want. Anti-DRM protestors don’t like being told they have to be always on-line and sometimes endure long queues to play the games they own; many other players and potential players don’t like knowing that they could spend $60 on a game only to be told they’re not allowed to play past the first boss fight.

She's seriously comparing the issue of ownership of your game to...not being able to get past the first boss fight? Even though current games are pretty much retard-proof with regenerating health, objective markers, false dialogue choices that have no effect, etc.

 

[RK47]

Ultimately, we are making the same case: once you spend your hard-earned money to buy a game, you should be able to play it any way you want.

And that is why Lovers Lab exists.

 

[Kitako]

People don't finish games because they are shit. It's due to the last years trend of huge advertising/hyping, pushing madly for that day 1 purchase, and the sheeple keeps falling for it.

Get excited and hyped - Buy game and cry oh joy on youtube - realize you don't really like th... OH SHIT LOOK! ANOTHER UBER GAME IS COMING! DAY 1 PURCHASE!

Or maybe, dear Hamburger Helper, people are dropping games because the story is shit.
I finished The Witcher 1 only for the story, totally hated the combat and gameplay. Still wouldn't skip combat. At the same time, ME3 had a pretty good gameplay (in its own category), but was totally worth dropping for the nauseating story and characters.

Can't talk about DA2, never went past the demo.

 

[RK47]

better yet, drop ME3 story, and just head online for some decent co-op.
I spent more time on MP than SP for ME3.
The first Bioware game I ever did that.

 

[Western]

Hardcore RPG of future

 

[thesoup]

dl link:
http://b.dlsite.net/RG15205/

 

[Hirato]

That made my evening.
Stay classy Japan.

 

[Borelli]

Hardcore RPG of future

This reminded me that i haven't checked p4rgaming in a while, here are some of their new gems.

IGN: Even Before GTA V Was Announced, We Knew We Would Give it a 10/10
Game Reviewers Now Adding Second Score to Reviews Showing How Culturally Insensitive a Game Is
Scientists Create Video Game Character That Will Offend Absolutely Nobody
Majority of Gamers Believe Minecraft Was the First Video Game Ever Made
Microsoft Still Launching Xbox One This Year in Antarctica
Xbox Live Gold Required to Turn Off Xbox One

 

[zwanzig_zwoelf]

IGN: Even Before GTA V Was Announced, We Knew We Would Give it a 10/10
Game Reviewers Now Adding Second Score to Reviews Showing How Culturally Insensitive a Game Is
Scientists Create Video Game Character That Will Offend Absolutely Nobody
Majority of Gamers Believe Minecraft Was the First Video Game Ever Made
Microsoft Still Launching Xbox One This Year in Antarctica
Xbox Live Gold Required to Turn Off Xbox One

Xbox 360 Gamepad is replacing mouse & keyboard in Windows 9; 1 Windows 9 exclusive game announced.

 

[Unkillable Cat]

So... epileptic pervert with no body mass suffers a seizure and "accdentally" gropes a girl wearing a bikini while taking a bath?

 

[zwanzig_zwoelf]

The videogame industry has a serious problem with non-completion of games. Only between about twenty-five and fifty percent of people who buy a game actually play it to the end.

Because you make shitty videogames which I don't want to finish, not because of combat.
Dumb bitch logic is dumb and bitchy.

 

[Berekän]

And that is only first one!

Wait, there are more? Holy fuck, couldn't even bear to finish the first half of the book, it read like some retarded fanfic.

 

[Brzęczyszczykiewicz]

And that is only first one!

Wait, there are more? Holy fuck, couldn't even bear to finish the first half of the book, it read like some retarded fanfic.

There are 3. 2nd one was written by same author and third by Kashpryn.

 

[JarlFrank]

No need to get mad, they won't even get funded, the invisible hand of market is showing a very clear middle finger to this kind of ideas and people.

Yep, the project was canceled just an hour ago.

 

[zwanzig_zwoelf]

No need to get mad, they won't even get funded, the invisible hand of market is showing a very clear middle finger to this kind of ideas and people.

Yep, the project was canceled just an hour ago.

Just as planned, another piece of shit was kickstopped.

 

[DraQ]

Getting mad at Hepler is like getting made at a 10 year old for not being able to do calculus.

sonofkronar.jpg