NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[RK47]

Oblivion. Skyrim. And one ring to rule… Wait, that’s not right. Truthfully, the storyline of both these – say it with me – awesome games is hard-cock-smack-you-in-the-face fantasy. Ain’t nothing better than that.

The truth is, I played Oblivion. But I raped Skyrim.

 

[DalekFlay]

Pete Hines' cock all up in yo face.

 

[RK47]

Pete Hines' cock all up in yo face.

mmmmm...seeing my daughters violated in game is one of those citizen cunt moment in 2013

 

[RK47]

Why is the Potato national anthem playing in the background...?...

Aspiring Prawn Director: now whenever u sing that anthem
Aspiring Prawn Director: u will remember that skyrim video
Aspiring Prawn Director: :evil laugh:
kony:
Aspiring Prawn Director: MWHAAHAHahhahHAHHAha
Aspiring Prawn Director: HAhaHHhahAHAH
kony: i hate you

 

[RK47]

I'm not gay. Go propose it in LoversLab.

 

[RK47]

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Because as you can see, her pussy is made of molten magma and that creates some difficulties regarding intercourse.

 

[LundB]

Because as you can see, her pussy is made of molten magma and that creates some difficulties regarding intercourse.

Life finds a way.

 

[felipepepe]

Alchemy finds a way.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Now I'm kind of worried about the atronachs from Morrowind, which seemed to wear S&M outfits. Maybe mages get lonely sometimes, but this is a bit much.


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THE ASSASSIN

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2D ADVENTURE-RPG GAME GAMESTORY:YOU KİLL A PRİSON GUARD AND WEAR A GUARD UNİFORM AND
YOU STARTED YOUR ADVENTURE!!.

I love how the people at the comments section are taking it seriously.

 

[Roguey]

Oh hey I momentarily forgot about the Hugo awards. Time to see how Lesi did in the nomination process.

Damn, a mere eight votes away from getting nominated. If each person who voted tries to get a new person to vote then she'd have it in the bag. Better luck next year.

 

[RK47]

Because as you can see, her pussy is made of molten magma and that creates some difficulties regarding intercourse.

My body is ready.

 

[Awor Szurkrarz]

That's why I prefer text rape.

 

[Unkillable Cat]

Because as you can see, her pussy is made of molten magma and that creates some difficulties regarding intercourse.

In that case, would liquid nitrogen count as a roofie?

 

[DwarvenFood]

 

[Ninja Destroyer]

 

[Borelli]

Is there a crazy wizard who controls these robo armored mudcrabs and taunts you through them?

 

[Tehdagah]

This is just fucking insane (about Child of Light):

http://pastebin.com/S40yYU8b

RPS: Obviously, growing up for boys and girls is pretty different. There are a lot of different things to go through – many different expectations. You made the daddy’s little girl reference, but that strikes me as a really narrow, weirdly patriarchal view. I mean, if nothing else, what about her mom?

 

[dnf]

This is just fucking insane (about Child of Light):

http://pastebin.com/S40yYU8b

RPS: Obviously, growing up for boys and girls is pretty different. There are a lot of different things to go through – many different expectations. You made the daddy’s little girl reference, but that strikes me as a really narrow, weirdly patriarchal view. I mean, if nothing else, what about her mom?

What's with this pastebin? Are you trying to Goatse people?

 

[Tehdagah]

pastebin = no clicks for Rock Paper Shotgun

 

[Roguey]

Why would anyone give the writer of Far Cry 3 the time of day again? The guy's more delusional about his writing prowess than any Bioware writer and that's saying something.

 

[Luzur]

This is just fucking insane (about Child of Light):

http://pastebin.com/S40yYU8b

RPS: Obviously, growing up for boys and girls is pretty different. There are a lot of different things to go through – many different expectations. You made the daddy’s little girl reference, but that strikes me as a really narrow, weirdly patriarchal view. I mean, if nothing else, what about her mom?

trying to score some points with the feminist crew, i guess?

 

[Gurkog]

FPS genre should be eliminated due to the blatant use of phallic symbols players use to show their dominance over one another. The patriarchy must be brought to task for these continued crimes against society!

 

[Unkillable Cat]

FPS genre should be eliminated due to the blatant use of phallic symbols players use to show their dominance over one another. The patriarchy must be brought to task for these continued crimes against society!

Spoiler

 

[Admiral jimbob]