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[Xor]

I don't know who has the worse fanbase: Bioware's gay pride parade, or Bethesda's extreme fetishists.

 

[Excidium]

Bioware, that's for sure. Crazy fetish stuff > falling in love with poorly written virtual characters

Bethesda's fanbase comes up with some good stuff once in a while, though nobody made a decent pubic hair option for Skyrim yet. Or boob physics. The one that you can find make the tits behave like party balloons

 

[Awor Szurkrarz]

Honestly FATAL had some good ideas behind it. Too bad it it was implemented in the most juvenile fashion imaginable.

You're saying it like it's a bad thing :D .

 

[Xor]

Honestly FATAL had some good ideas behind it. Too bad it it was implemented in the most juvenile fashion imaginable. Also it was a fucking terrible system.

The worst part about FATAL isn't stupid shit like anal circumference or the juvenile racist and sexist stuff. The worst part about FATAL is that the rules are a mess. It's just table after table of pointless rule systems that don't interact with each other at all.

 

[JarlFrank]

Honestly FATAL had some good ideas behind it. Too bad it it was implemented in the most juvenile fashion imaginable. Also it was a fucking terrible system.

The worst part about FATAL isn't stupid shit like anal circumference or the juvenile racist and sexist stuff. The worst part about FATAL is that the rules are a mess. It's just table after table of pointless rule systems that don't interact with each other at all.

"Have some rules about playing as a butcher, including skills for making sausages. Also skills for raising cattle, while we're at it. And 500 other normal commoner jobs, even though nobody cares because you'll all play adventurers anyway!"

 

[Excidium]

Hot.

 

[evdk]

http://steamcommunity.com/app/243200/discussions/0/864977564032854403/

well, aside from point and click games being for slow kids that lack the dexterity to play real games... i dont need to play every game ever made to know this is YET ANOTHER one that sucks out loud. even i (who if you look at my profile play a wide variety of games) have my limits.

 

[hoverdog]

http://steamcommunity.com/app/243200/discussions/0/864977564032854403/

well, aside from point and click games being for slow kids that lack the dexterity to play real games... i dont need to play every game ever made to know this is YET ANOTHER one that sucks out loud. even i (who if you look at my profile play a wide variety of games) have my limits.

Fallen Enchantress: Legendary Heroes
7.4 hrs last two weeks / 70 hrs on record

so he's got 70 hours of a turn-based strategy played... troll detected.

 

[Declinator]

http://steamcommunity.com/app/243200/discussions/0/864977564032854403/

well, aside from point and click games being for slow kids that lack the dexterity to play real games... i dont need to play every game ever made to know this is YET ANOTHER one that sucks out loud. even i (who if you look at my profile play a wide variety of games) have my limits.

Fallen Enchantress: Legendary Heroes
7.4 hrs last two weeks / 70 hrs on record

so he's got 70 hours of a turn-based strategy played... troll detected.

He's also played 561 hours of Civilization V

 

[Awor Szurkrarz]

I don't understand why people are trolling :D .

 

[Clockwork Knight]

When I mod Bethesdsa games, its only the essentials.

Combat mods, leveling mods, balance mods.

And of course testicle looting mods.

If I can't cook someone's balls after killing them just like in the real world then it just isn't an accurate enough simulation for me. I can't get immersed.

 

[RK47]

 

[Stinger]

 

[RK47]

 

[Unkillable Cat]

Naked guy taking a dump gets backstabbed with a huge sword, suddenly gains clothes and catches fire.

No, that's not the most surreal thing to happen in a video game, believe it or not.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

I just saw totalbiscuit getting confused by DiveKick's two-button layout (jump and attack).


What consoles me is that the game gives you a "FRAUD DETECTED" stamp if you don't win a single round, and he got that the first time he went online.

 

[Stainless Veteran]

[src]

 

[Whisky]

People don't understand shit.

 

[Chaotic_Heretic]

[src]

And, sad thing is many biodrones will take it seriously. of humanity.

 

[RK47]

I thought Biodrones don't like Planescape cause there's no gender selection and naming of the protagonist.
Don't expect them to be affected at all. Mike is just trying to win back the 'non-bioware' rpg fans.
I won't get in there till they promise rape mods and schlongs.

 

[Whisky]

I thought Biodrones don't like Planescape cause there's no gender selection and naming of the protagonist.
Don't expect them to be affected at all. Mike is just trying to win back the 'non-bioware' rpg fans.
I won't get in there till they promise rape mods and schlongs.

It's frequently cited as a great game by them, but I doubt most have played it.

 

[Menckenstein]

Tons of hacks claim inspiration from great works, look at cinema for the largest examples.

 

[RK47]

Tons of hacks claim inspiration from great works, look at cinema for the largest examples.

"It's about emotions," Yerli says. "It's about technology that creates the ultimate emotion."

 

[Clockwork Knight]

+ 3 Endurance > babies

 

[Roguey]

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That was obvious a long time ago. Torment begat Knights of the Old Republic begat Dragon Age.