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I can't see who it is because the picture is too small. Name is ellen something. Is that some american celebrity?
Nah, I used my photoshop majick on it and apparently her name is Ellen Boddeker.
 

Admiral jimbob

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http://cheevos.com/

No matter if you guy/girl or whatever, Cheevos impress people. It's almost like saying 'Well, I got tons of Cheevos. There are tons of people online that are interested and respect me."

You might be thinking 'Oh that's complete BS, I personally don't care about Cheevos when dating'.
And yeah, you are probably telling the truth, but it's in your sub-concious. Sort of like how girls always like the bad guy, but never admit it.

Braggin about your Cheevos sometimes makes you look conceited, but that's a good thing. It like how celebraties look conceited because they're rolling VIP into clubs and you're stuck in line.

So many haters will tell you: 'Cheevos take no skill', 'I just changed my account so I have low Cheevos', 'I don't play video games, they're a waste of time', or 'Those points mean nothing'...

With Cheevos you have a number anyone can lookup like I have displayed on this site. It's a concrete number which Microsoft monitors to weed out cheaters.

It's evidence you have put time into gaming. I only talk to people with Cheevos over 10k. I won't waste my time having a converstaion with a noob who doesn't know where the A button is asking, 'So do you play Halo?'.

It shows dedication, and that you don't just give up on things. It would actually look good on a job resume.

holy shit.
 

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Thank fucking god Steam doesn't assign you some kind of arbitrary score based on the achievements you're unlock. Though that's probably likely to change, seeing as there are tons of threads popping up in game forums going 'no cheevos no buy hur durr.'
 

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Thank fucking god Steam doesn't assign you some kind of arbitrary score based on the achievements you're unlock. Though that's probably likely to change, seeing as there are tons of threads popping up in game forums going 'no cheevos no buy hur durr.'
You're just saying that cause you've got a lower Steam level than most of the Codex.
 
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http://www.kicktraq.com/projects/481281587/cheevos-the-movie-bboy360-reaching-100k-gamerscore/
Playboy Bboy360 reaching 100k Cheevos and 55k MySpace friends. What happens when he meets a gamer chick with more gamerscore?
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Backers: 3
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Funded: $232 of $130,000
Dates: Nov 21st -> Jan 20th (60 days)
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Well, this is disappointing. That could have been hilarious.

I'd like to think that this whole Cheevos thing is a parody, but it's not like there aren't real things that are just as dumb. I did a google search for "is Cheevos a parody?", but all the results were about Cheers: A XXX Parody. So, apparently that's a thing.

On the other hand...
And not all achievements are fun. Do you think I had fun getting 950/1000 Gamerscore on Hanna Montana? No, I do it to build my gamerscore. They has also cheevos for solitare and Kinect testing stuff. Visual Studio SHOULD have real cheevos, not these fake ones.
if this guy is a troll, he may be the most brilliant I've ever seen.
 

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Thank fucking god Steam doesn't assign you some kind of arbitrary score based on the achievements you're unlock. Though that's probably likely to change, seeing as there are tons of threads popping up in game forums going 'no cheevos no buy hur durr.'
You're just saying that cause you've got a lower Steam level than most of the Codex.
That only shows that he's clever enough not to grind pay2win games.
 

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'no cheevos no buy hur durr.'

It's like.. I don't even know how people could play games before they were invented. They're the best thing since technology allowed first person RPGs.
 

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Naw, Dewritos is when you dissolve your Doritos in a glass of Mountain Dew so you don't get that orange shit on your controller.
 

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Since I play games with Steam in offline mode my "cheevos" are massively screwy... I reached level 30, but never level 20. I finished the campaign, but did none of the quests in it. I like to think this fucks with developers spying on me to see how I played, but the truth of course is I am lost in a sea of statistics.

I hate to admit it, but it was interesting seeing how the percentages came out on how people completed New Vegas.
 

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