NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[ChristofferC]

Lol Randy Pitchford, what an imbicile. His premises are wrong AND his chain of logic is fucked up.

 

[Dexter]

http://dgaider.tumblr.com/post/58252412297/on-my-so-called-love-of-twilight
lol

 

[Ranselknulf]

http://dgaider.tumblr.com/post/58252412297/on-my-so-called-love-of-twilight
lol

I’m pretty confident in my opinion, and I don’t need to justify it to anyone

Clearly an upset Twilight fan.... how dare people look down upon his love for the series.

 

[Sodafish]

I wonder if he secretly reads the 50 Shades trilogy too.

 

[Humanity has risen!]

From Future Shop:

http://www.futureshop.ca/en-ca/pre-order-games.aspx

True hardcore gamers know that the best time to play a hot, new video game is the first day it hits the store shelves. It’s a fresh experience, unsullied by spoilers on the web or buddies who like to brag, "Oh yeah, I’ve already played that one."

Pre-order those hot titles and you’ll guarantee your copy, especially if it’s one of those rare, special limited editions. It’s the best way to make sure you’re one of the first people on the planet to play that video game, with all the inherent bragging rights included.

When you pre-order your next favourite game, you don’t have to worry about over-paying. If the price drops before it’s released or on the day it’s launched, you’ll only be charged the lower price. Worry-free gaming FTW!

 

[evdk]

From Future Shop:

http://www.futureshop.ca/en-ca/pre-order-games.aspx

True hardcore gamers know that the best time to play a hot, new video game is the first day it hits the store shelves. It’s a fresh experience, unsullied by spoilers on the web or buddies who like to brag, "Oh yeah, I’ve already played that one."

Pre-order those hot titles and you’ll guarantee your copy, especially if it’s one of those rare, special limited editions. It’s the best way to make sure you’re one of the first people on the planet to play that video game, with all the inherent bragging rights included.

When you pre-order your next favourite game, you don’t have to worry about over-paying. If the price drops before it’s released or on the day it’s launched, you’ll only be charged the lower price. Worry-free gaming FTW!

The Morgoth Creed (TM)

 

[Humanity has risen!]

I buy gift cards from gas stations to pay for console games now, because my Amex card gives me 4% cashback for any transaction made in a gas station.

I'm getting the PS4 and XBOne at launch, and I'm getting a game for each. I'll probably get Forza for the XBOne. PS4 I don't know which one yet.

 

[evdk]

Generating new content for BTE in the BTE itself is a refreshing take on an old tired formula, HHR.

 

[JarlFrank]

The best time to play a game is a month or longer after release, when it's properly patched, has some DLC/expansion content available, maybe some good mods if it's moddable, and there are enough informed opinions of other players around so you know whether it's worth playing or not.

 

[Humanity has risen!]

One of us must take one for the team and have first hand experience with the enemy, I guess.

 

[dieu]

http://dgaider.tumblr.com/post/58252412297/on-my-so-called-love-of-twilight
lol

Yes, I get it. It’s funnier to repeat that, how a writer for a major franchise known for its romances might have a burning love for the Twilight series. Especially to those who think the romances I write are juvenile, and how anyone who likes our romances is clearly either a fourteen-year old girl with moonpies for eyes or an emotionally-stunted guy who’s never had a relationship in his life.

Don’t tell me I should be more interested in figuring out what appeals to you than in figuring out what appeals to a young woman, not unless you’re dishing out way more money for the stuff we make than she is.

Make up your mind dave

 

[Zewp]

One of us must take one for the team and have first hand experience with the enemy, I guess.

That's what Piratebay is for.

 

[Hirato]

The best time to play a game is a month or longer after release, when it's properly patched, has some DLC/expansion content available, maybe some good mods if it's moddable, and there are enough informed opinions of other players around so you know whether it's worth playing or not.

I'd argue it's around a year after for singleplayer games.
If only because it gives you time to completely forget all the spoilers you'll read in the interim so they won't mar the experience.

 

[FeelTheRads]

Gaider, butthurt as ever. Waah, waah, haters think I'm writing stuff for kids, but they're just haters.

not unless you’re dishing out way more money for the stuff we make than she is.

At least he's finally admitting it.

 

[Awor Szurkrarz]

Meh I think it's more likely that skinny people eat less than they think and fat people eat more than they think.

Or they simply move more. I used to eat ridiculous amounts of food as a kid but started gaining weight only in the end of primary school when I started to go spend less time running around outside and causing trouble. Then also, at some point I started to drink cola/fanta/sprite every day and eat lots of confectionery at school every day because it became impossible to buy dinners every day but one had to buy a pre-paid subscription for a whole month.

 

[DalekFlay]

So wait... Gaider is saying those 14 year old girls are giving Bioware more money than traditional RPG fans? And if this could ever be true; bragging about it?

Heh.

 

[Stainless Veteran]

So wait... Gaider is saying those 14 year old girls are giving Bioware more money than traditional RPG fans? And if this could ever be true; bragging about it?

Heh.

Eh. If Twilight's target audience consisted sorely of 14-year old girls, it wouldn't be such successful novel. Sadly, there are also these people:

I imagine that some of Bioware's audience are soccer moms, and this part would only be growing,

 

[Night Goat]

I wonder if he secretly reads the 50 Shades trilogy too.

Why would he read heterosexual porn? I don't know if there's a "50 Shades of Gay", but it seems like there has to be; that title is just too perfect.

 

[Sodafish]

I wonder if he secretly reads the 50 Shades trilogy too.

Why would he read heterosexual porn? I don't know if there's a "50 Shades of Gay", but it seems like there has to be; that title is just too perfect.

Last time I checked, Twi-shit was hetero too.

 

[DalekFlay]

Couldn't gay dudes enjoy hetero shit if they imagine themselves in the female role?

 

[Night Goat]

Couldn't gay dudes enjoy hetero shit if they imagine themselves in the female role?

Could hetero dudes enjoy gay shit if they imagine themselves in the top role?

 

[DalekFlay]

Couldn't gay dudes enjoy hetero shit if they imagine themselves in the female role?

Could hetero dudes enjoy gay shit if they imagine themselves in the top role?

Good point.

 

[Mastermind]

Couldn't gay dudes enjoy hetero shit if they imagine themselves in the female role?

Could hetero dudes enjoy gay shit if they imagine themselves in the top role?

When you're in the role of a woman you see a dude fucking you. When you're a top, your dick is still going into another man. So it's not really the same thing.

 

[Awor Szurkrarz]

Eh. If Twilight's target audience consisted sorely of 14-year old girls, it wouldn't be such successful novel. Sadly, there are also these people:

A perfect portrait of racial inferiority.

 

[Night Goat]

Female privilege!