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[Menckenstein]

 

[Lagole Gon]

Even piracy was better back in the day.



Quality pirate potato dubbing

 

[DraQ]

Yeah. But nobody in the pirate CD stand told me it was some shitty modded game FFS

Because it wasn't. It was an official addon!

A shitty one!

Quit whining. It included vanilla stuff as well, and had more prefixes, postfixes, spells and uniques.

 

[Whisky]

Quality pirate potato dubbing

Whoa, your pirates actually dubbed games and shit?

The only thing notable about pirated goods here is the covers. Everything just has large Mandarin characters on the cover, hiding Google Image stolen pictures. The actual thing will just have extremely poor subtitles. I'd kill for Potato dubbers for variety.

 

[warpig]

Quality pirate potato dubbing

Funny accent, sounds like a russian speaking polish.

 

[Ninja Destroyer]

There was a russian group doing translations on polish "market".

 

[Clockwork Knight]

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2013-07-22-leisure-suit-larry-reloaded-review

Leisure Suit Larry Reloaded review
Why?

By Ellie Gibson

Published Friday, 19 July 2013

Version tested: PC

[...]

All this heart-stopping action is punctuated by text-based conversations with the game's female characters. Just like old times, the defence is that the joke is on Larry; he's constantly exposed as a buffoon, and therefore it's OK that all the women are sexist stereotypes with nothing intelligent or interesting to say, and either prostitutes or people offering sex in exchange for material goods. Which is a bit like punching someone in the face, then explaining that it's OK because your fly's undone.

For further evidence of the game's attitude to women, try playing the "Angry Broads" arcade machine in the convenience store, which features pigs in dresses waving feminist placards. Except you can't, because the narrator informs us the machine is "stuck in demo mode", i.e. no one bothered to make the mini-game. Probably too busy laughing at their own joke.

But really, it's hard to get offended by any of this. Protesting that a Leisure Suit Larry game is sexist is like complaining that a portrait drawn by a six-year-old is unflattering. Besides, better save that ire up for the racism. Guess what everyone? The black character in this game is a pimp! Meanwhile, the Asian character runs the convenience store! He sells condoms in a variety of sizes, including "Banana" and "African banana"! Jesus ****ing Christ. What's next? A puzzle that must be solved by using a blackface disguise to enter a rap studio? Oh wait, that was Leisure Suit Larry 5.

[...]

Score: 2/10

It is dangerous to go alone. Take this.

 

[markec]

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2013-07-22-leisure-suit-larry-reloaded-review

Here are ten things the world doesn't need any more of:

1. Kickstarter campaigns

But, but what about people who are not satisfied with playing Gears of War clones, new Call of Duties and Bethesdas larping simulators?

 

[DraQ]

Quality pirate potato dubbing

Funny accent, sounds like a russian speaking polish.

How did you know?

 

[evdk]

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2013-07-22-leisure-suit-larry-reloaded-review

Here are ten things the world doesn't need any more of:

1. Kickstarter campaigns

But, but what about people who are not satisfied with playing Gears of War clones, new Call of Duties and Bethesdas larping simulators?

They are misogynists funding Larry and so fuck them.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

http://www.p4rgaming.com/namco-president-unsure-who-approved-namco-high-dating-sim-game/

For some reason this one made me lol hard.

 

[warpig]

Meanwhile, the Asian character runs the convenience store!

This is Ku-Klux-Klan grade racism!

 

[Roguey]

I wasn't aware "Asian running a convenience store" was a stereotype unless you're referring to those Asians from the south.

 

[Aeschylus]

I wasn't aware "Asian running a convenience store" was a stereotype unless you're referring to those Asians from the south.

Sometimes you really have to dig deep when you've decided you're going to be offended by something, but the reality is fairly innocuous.

 

[JarlFrank]

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2013-07-22-leisure-suit-larry-reloaded-review

Here are ten things the world doesn't need any more of:

1. Kickstarter campaigns

But, but what about people who are not satisfied with playing Gears of War clones, new Call of Duties and Bethesdas larping simulators?

They shouldn't get the games they want because obviously the games they want are sexist and racist!

 

[DraQ]

I wasn't aware "Asian running a convenience store" was a stereotype unless you're referring to those Asians from the south.

Sometimes you really have to dig deep when you've decided you're going to be offended by something, but the reality is fairly innocuous.

I'm deeply offended by the existence of people who desperately seek stuff to be offended by.

 

[FeelTheRads]

But really, it's hard to get offended by any of this.

Seems like she overcame the difficulty.

 

[dnf]

I wonder how many points the game losed because of sexism and raycism. Is this game any good?

 

[dnf]

I wasn't aware "Asian running a convenience store" was a stereotype unless you're referring to those Asians from the south.

The funny thing about stereotype avoidance is how reality denying it is. So we get in the situation were is actually racist to state the most common traits of some people. Stereotype avoidance must ditate that our fiction must be based on exceptions, not the general rule, unless you are not a white male that is.

So it's actually ok to portray black person as a scientist rather than a low life pimp, never mind how rare a black scientist is and how common a nigger pimp is. Same with women, were every woman must be some badass warrior as capable as men or something, nevermind that such a thing don't exist.

 

[Roguey]

So it's actually ok to portray black person as a scientist rather than a low life pimp, never mind how rare a black scientist is and how common a nigger pimp is. Same with women, were every woman must be some badass warrior as capable as men or something, nevermind that such a thing don't exist.

A black pimp would be fine if the game had other black characters without negative characteristics, but apparently it doesn't..? Therefore, racist.

 

[warpig]

Should the ratio be 1:1? Or maybe if we have one black professor, than there can be five pimps or thugs?

 

[evdk]

]A black pimp would be fine if the game had other black characters without negative characteristics, but apparently it doesn't..? Therefore, racist.

Does Larry have any white people who aren't either cheats or sleazy scumbags?

 

[Average Manatee]

The idea that a character can be racist or not depending on completely unrelated characters is ludacris. It's like saying 1 = 1 only some of the time.

 

[evdk]

The idea that a character can be racist or not depending on completely unrelated characters is ludacris. It's like saying 1 = 1 only some of the time.

 

[Roguey]

Should the ratio be 1:1? Or maybe if we have one black professor, than there can be five pimps or thugs?

One token doesn't make up for the rest.