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[Shadenuat]

http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/vi...ic/39451-nostalgia-critic-are-video-games-art

hur dum du dummm

 

[felipepepe]

http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/vi...ic/39451-nostalgia-critic-are-video-games-art

hur dum du dummm

Wasn't all that bad, he made some good points, especially from the view of a casual gamer. Didn't tackle the point that emulating a movie is the further away you could go from making a game art, I do think that a game like The Sims is close to being "art" than Bioshok:Infinite will ever be, not that both are on the same ground...

 

[Whisky]

http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/vi...ic/39451-nostalgia-critic-are-video-games-art

hur dum du dummm

I used to watch his show out of habit.

Then after he uncancelled his show, I occasionally try to watch it again. I'll see the painful intro and glance at the time left, usually around 36 minutes, and quit.

Thankfully, Blip has graciously created a 90 second delay for Adblock users so I don't even have to suffer through the intro before I quit.

 

[Andyman Messiah]

That guy is still a thing?

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Oh, come on.



http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/35463//?

Spoiler

SOS - Schlongs of Skyrim by Smurf and VectorPlexus
Skyrim » Models and textures
Added: 04/06/2013 - 07:05PM
Updated: 07/06/2013 - 01:52AM


Do you enjoy having the same old schlong day after day? Are you in awe by looking at a world where every man has the same schlong shape and size? Are you feeling satisfied by having a constantly erect or flaccid schlong?
Well... then Schlongs of Skyrim is not for you!!!


With Schlongs of Skyrim you can now add variety to every NPC in your game! Here are some live testimonies:


"Before SOS, I got my Schlong out of a barrel... needless to say, it was full of crabs! Now I use SOS instead, and so far, Mrs Stormcloak hasnt complained yet!"Ulfric Stormcloak, Yarl of Windhelm
"Uhhh... you should talk to my brother..."Farkas, Companion
"Ever since I was a kid, everyone teased me, because Farkas was all brawn, and I was just brain... Now I've drunk some enlargement potions, and I can barely think with all my blood being drained whenever I get an erection!"Vilkas, Companion
"Well, SOS has made my work really hard... I just can't focus with those jiggling balls my Thane displays whenever he strolls around naked at Breezehome!"Lydia, Housecarl of Breezehome
"Before SOS I had to deal with dead people having constant erections... Do you know how hard it is to mummify an erect person? It was worst than Rigor Mortis! Now, I don't have to worry about that anymore..."Andur, Hall of Dead Priest at Whiterun


Get SOS - Schlongs of Skyrim now! Only 99.99 Septims! Order in the next 5 minutes, and your Character will get a free underwear that increases the bulge! The ladies (and gentlemen) will love it!

*no refunds!

WARNING! Although we've been working on this for quite a while, we should still consider this as Beta. This last week prior to the public release of v2.x, was mainly to check for performance and oddities that could happen through out the same game save, played from lvl 1 to lvl 57 and no real issues have been encountered, other then minor nuissances.


DESCRIPTION
SOS - Schlongs of Skyrim is a mod intended to work as a framework for customized, animated and dynamic assignment and management of male genitalia. Although the mod started by only aiming to provide it only for male characters, due to demand, it soon shifted to a full framework, capable of managing it to any possible race/gender. Currently it features a base male body to work with, and 3 distinct shape Addons. We expect with further development, to extend the shape "database".

FEATURES

Game Assets

• Two base body shapes (Default/regular and BodyBuilder Body)
• 3 Schlong shapes with their own dedicated textures (more to come in the future)
• 4 Texture sets: Hairless, Hairy, Argonian, Khajiit
• Skeleton with rigged male genitalia and Havok assets to animate it (does not require FNIS, and works with any animation)

Game Features

• Custom Shop located in Riverwood (Morning Wood) with custom NPC (Bjorn LongSword) that sells SOS related items. The shop works from 8h00 to 20h00. Bjorn needs to relax a bit after that at the Sleeping Giant Inn.
• Erection spell, can be activated on NPCs via dialogue, on the player through Key Bind. The erection is level based. Starting at 300 secs, each 10 levels increase 200 seconds. After an erection ends, a debuff is applied that prevents from getting erect again for 15 mins. Erection is animated.
• Viagra like potion, to allow an erection to last 1 hour (Distilled Mandrake)
• Potions to increase and decrease Schlong size. They drop respectively from Dragons and Falmers. Can be used by the PC or given to NPCs through dialogue. 10 size ranks available.
• Each Addon, sets a specific potion to allow to change the schlong shape. PC can simply use it, NPCs can be traded (they will use it automatically)
• Default underwear (provides a 10 armor rating boost). The underwear is skinned to the Master Scale controller bone (GenBase), so it will reflect partially a bulge size increase according to the scaling on that bone.
• The PC starts always at size rank 1 (the idea is for you to collect potions so you can "level" up your schlong... if you want it bigger ofc!)
• Revealing Armors Setup Spell/key bind. These will work mainly for the upcoming Revealing armors (see below). Note: This feature is temporarily disabled!
• Animation bending while erect to help fitting other animations. Key binds can be set on MCM module. Defaults are:

Player

• SHIFT + PAGE UP for bending up
• SHIFT + PAGE DOWN for bending down

NPCs (must show the "E" activate/Dialogue option)

• PAGE UP for bending up
• PAGE DOWN for bending down

MCM Options
General Options

• NPC Schlong Size Distribution - Resets all Addons Race settings for Size distribution to the specified value
• NPC Schlong Type Probability - Resets all Addons Race settings for Type probability to the specified value
• Bend Schlong Up - Allows to setup your prefered key bind for bending up
• Bend Schlong Down - Allows to setup your prefered key bind for bending down
• Bend Player Schlong - Allows to setup the Player Modifier key to use along with the ones set for NPCs

Addon Options

• Schlong Size Distribution - Resets all the specific Addon Race settings for Size distribution to the specified value
• Schlong Type Probability - Resets all the specific Race settings for Type probability to the specified value
• Clean - All actors using this Addon, so they can be Re-Schlongified
• Remove - Remove all Addon settings, so it can be safely uninstalled
• RACE - Enable or disable this shape for the specified race (not retroactive)
• Schlong Size Distribution - Allows to specify size probabilities. Negative values will spawn smaller sizes, positive bigger. -100 will always spawn size 1 and 100 will always spawn size 10
• Schlong Type Probability - Sets the probability this specific race has to get assigned this Addon shape

 

[thesoup]

http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=sexism_videogames

Maddox chimes in about sexism in video games. I believe some of the games made by women he lists were actually LP'd here.

 

[Keshik]

http://www.polygon.com/2013/6/6/4403602/interplay-repurchases-freespace-ip-thq-volition

Well, great. Will cross my fingers they just let it stay dead.

 

[Whisky]

That's our Herve!

 

[grdja]

Seven and a half thousand dollars? What! The! Fuck! What in the world prevented original devs from gathering up, doing a Kickstarter and buying the right and funding the game.

Has Neo-Interplay actually published a single game since its reanimation from life signs impaired state?

 

[sea]

I recently came across this fun little story:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=61569025&postcount=155

So naturally I decided to get some answers on it:

http://forums.bethsoft.com/topic/1462590-requesting-clarification-from-bethesda/

I've always wanted to get banned from the Bethesda forum. Maybe today my dream will come true!

 

[Infinitron]

Holy crap. Is that story about Arkane and Dishonored really true?

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Dafuq man. Dafuq.

 

[Hirato]

In the topic we learn how Interplay REALLY went out of business.

 

[FeelTheRads]

Those are all lies or attempts to make themselves look better. Publishers are never guilty.

 

[Jarpie]

Holy crap. Is that story about Arkane and Dishonored really true?

I would be a fucking surprised if they were not true, (almost) all big companies are basicly major assholes and son of a bitches, those stories just doesn't get out because independent developers want to get new contracts from the publishers and hope for the best that they won't screw them around too badly.

 

[Unkillable Cat]

If no response is given, I will take it as an affirmation of the allegations' truths and my faith in this publisher will be greatly damaged to the point where I will be extremely reluctant to ever make another purchase, and may even go to lengths to tell others to refuse all future purchases involving the Zenimax, since it would not be morally upstanding to do business with such an organization.

The last purchase I made from Bethesda was Terminator 2029, roughly 20 years ago.

There is a reason why I haven't purchased or gotten involved with any of their products since, except as an observer.

 

[Awor Szurkrarz]

I would be a fucking surprised if they were not true, (almost) all big companies are basicly major assholes and son of a bitches, those stories just doesn't get out because independent developers want to get new contracts from the publishers and hope for the best that they won't screw them around too badly.

Disgusting subhuman monsters.

 

[Tehdagah]

Doom 4 will suck so much.

 

[RK47]

 

[Gurkog]

I didn't realize Jerry Bruckheimer was on the board of directors for Zionmax. No wonder their games are flashy and shallow.

 

[Luzur]

I recently came across this fun little story:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=61569025&postcount=155

So naturally I decided to get some answers on it:

http://forums.bethsoft.com/topic/1462590-requesting-clarification-from-bethesda/

I've always wanted to get banned from the Bethesda forum. Maybe today my dream will come true!

princess_stomper is gonna have a field day with you, bro

 

[Infinitron]

So, this is a twine game: http://correlatedcontents.com/misc/Tower.html

 

[Grunker]

 

[Infinitron]

Misogynerd

 

[Manjuice Nutella]