Tacticular Cancer: We'll have your balls

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NSFW Second Best Thread Ever (Part 3) [occasionally NSFW] [SJW ist verboten]

Discussion in 'General Gaming' started by Jaesun, Mar 15, 2011.

  1. Regdar Savant

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    And they say piracy is problem. Pfah!
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  2. Cowboy Moment Arcane

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    Is there some positive counterpoint to this, or did your family get murdered by a disgruntled IBM engineer?
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  3. raw Arcane

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    neither of the two, i am just wondering why anyone would claim current PC architecture is something inherently good and should be preserved into all eternity. it's as inane as apple fanbois.
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  4. Kirtai Liturgist

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    It's just layers and layers of hacks starting with the 8086 chip.

    Though admittedly the most recent set of hacks are not quite so utterly hideous as earlier ones. Quite.
    Mangoose and raw Brofist this.
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  5. Clockwork Knight Arcane

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    Apparently EU won't get Scribblenauts Unlimited for a while, possibly so it will be released alongside the Wii U version. Some actually bought the game, played it a little and it was taken away. :lol:

    http://steamcommunity.com/app/218680/discussions/

    YOU CAN ONLY PLAY THE GAME ONCE EVERYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD IS ALREADY SICK OF IT, PREFERABLY AFTER WATCHING ONE OR TWO LETS PLAYS ON YOUTUBE

    *two months later*

    WHOA ALL THE EUROS PIRATED THE GAME, MAKING GOOD BUSINESS DECISIONS IS TEH HARD
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  6. evdk comrade troglodyte :M Patron

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    Codex 2012 Serpent in the Staglands Dead State Divinity: Original Sin Project: Eternity Torment: Tides of Numenera Wasteland 2
    They have nothing to fear from retards unable to use winzip.
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  7. Sodafish Arcane

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    Somebody should troll them by torrenting the game packaged in .ace files inside a rar archive inside a .7z file... and then when they finally get it extracted it's a UDF image.

    Problem, technotards? :troll:
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  8. Kirtai Liturgist

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    I wonder how they'd react if the disc image was called something like scribblenauts.torrent
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    Just place a file with hidden extension and a readme saying to change it to .exe. All of them probably keep the extensions hidden and would never be able to turn them on... or even read the readme...
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  10. DraQ Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    I'm sure you could fit some more formats in there.
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  11. Andyman Messiah Mr. Ed-ucated

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    Can't you just rename the file extension or something? Fucking jesus so much work for so little everything.
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  12. dnf Pedophile Dumbfuck Shitposter

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    John Walker is shocked at mysoginists, news at eleven:
    http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/201...ead-island-with-appalling-statue/#more-138230

    [​IMG]

    I don't remember this outcry when i could severe-limb the fuck out of wymmin in bethesda's FO3. But i guess Deep Silver can into marketing:troll:
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  13. raw Arcane

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    I wonder what the problem is? The women in my basement look exactly the same.
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  14. evdk comrade troglodyte :M Patron

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    Why would you buy this, anyway? As a conversation piece? It occurs to me that the kind of person who would put this torso on display would probably have enough of the real thing stuffed into his freezer for a later stumpfucking diversion.

    edit: ninja'd by raw nicely illustrating my point
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  15. dnf Pedophile Dumbfuck Shitposter

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    Curious_Tongue Brofists this.
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    But they are zombies, not people, so no harm is done.

    Also

    :troll:
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  18. The Brazilian Slaughter Arcane

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    Those retards unable to mount WinZip suddently make WH40k's Adeptus Mechanicus make much, much more sense. Imagine a future with quadrillons of these through the galaxy. Oh, and teh techy-guys are also retards too. 34K or so years of :decline: must've really guted human civilization.
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  19. Sodafish Arcane

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    Nah, there would be no plausible deniability that way :M
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    The contents of the link didn't scare me, but I DID get quite a shock when I found out that the site had hi-jacked my sound settings and cranked them up the maximum possible volume.

    Nothing that a reboot couldn't fix, but people might wanna keep this in mind...
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  23. Fens Ford of the Llies Patron

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    -> https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/id584567057?mt=8&src=af&affId=1822652

    released january 13th... after the NRA claimed that video games were responsible for gun violence (again)

    [​IMG]

    seems like the NRA wants you to go forth and kill edumafucate yourself... pew pew, only from my cold dead hands
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  24. dnf Pedophile Dumbfuck Shitposter

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    My point exactly, i was reading the comic with earphones :lol: . It was like seeing a goatse for the first time... click the apparently innofensive link, then BAM, PWNED... but i dont think its necessary to reboot the pc...
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  25. Awor Szurkrarz Arcane

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    Codex 2012
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