RPG Haiku

[ecliptic]

rpg haiku
everybody add your own
if you want, that is

wizardry VII
so very damn hard it was
made me less of a man

then wizardry VIII
here's the astral dominae
that was too easy

 

[Spazmo]

NWN: crap game
Shit, ninety bucks down the drain
A lesson well learnt

Acronyms make haikus easy.

 

[jvn3t]

I must buy FOBOS
For I am the braindead n00b.
I cannot resist thongs.

 

[Zetor]

rad-x makes no sense
don't give ian SMGs
fallout is teh win.

the crpg
bioware invented it
baldur's gate kicks ass!!!11

arcanum balanced
my gunslinger can't hit ***
harm kills everything

-- Z.
tongue firmly in cheek, please don't kill me :p

 

[Elwro]

The Deathclaw-Slayer
sends Dogmeat ahead of him
*crunch* red beast falls dead

 

[Elwro]

Maybe we can try a different genre:

There was once this guy I met
he said he invented the Jet
I ate both his eyes
then roasted his thighs
and sent him three rounds of flechette.

 

[Elwro]

Ehm, sorry for grammar in the following one:

I'm not one harder than a rock
I'm not the best at party talk
but as happy is me
as a man can be
'cause young Miss Bishop admires my yearly income.

:wink:

alternative:

(...)
but as happy I am
as Metzger in Den
(...)

 

[Elwro]

Ol' Bessie is one crossover-cow
she's been there then, she is here now
but I surely can bet
she won't ever forget
The night we both learned how to plough.


Once there was a stinky wombat
yelling "I hate turn-based combat!"
We kicked him, all right
we did have a fight
but he wasn't the one we threw bombs at.


EDIT: added the second limerick not to make an artificial post count increase... just came into my mind, I should've done it earlier.
EDIT 2: adding the third one:


Hear the tale of old Cassidy
(the) Slayer of all those bad & greedy
he wasn't too smart
and he had a weak heart
but he whistled "Bolero" in MIDI.

I'm now leaving for 3 days and I really, really hope this thread won't die soon and I will be able to read something funny when I come back on Monday. Cheers,
L.

 

[HanoverF]

There once was a man from Interplay
Who made all the stock price go away
now the Nasdaq says out
to the cantancerous lout
and gamers wont give him the time of day.

 

[ecliptic]

odd blue guy next door
beat him to death with his arm
I love Bioforge

 

[POOPERSCOOPER]

hey

I hate peoms, just say what you mean to say, no word puzzles.

 

[ecliptic]

Way to kill the thread.
Up to now it had gone well.
You hollow person...




My cat has just died
Rolled over by a boulder
Something to feed on

Drink from a fountain
What's the worst that could happen?
AGGH! WATER DEMON!

 

[POOPERSCOOPER]

hey

I like toads
The tree is green
I have 5 fingers

PoEms aRe De BEsT!!!

 

[Spazmo]

Five syllables, fool
Then seven, you jackanape
And then five, easy

 

[POOPERSCOOPER]

hey

You have mastered the art of poetry, use a cookie cutter to make a peom.

 

[Walks with the Snails]

Sometimes the best art
Comes in choosing some constraints
And working with them.

 

[Zetor]

Wizardry 7
over 200 hours
fits on two floppies

5-CD movie
FF8 = 30 hours
I want that time back

Dungeon Master 2
almost as good as the first
what's with the end boss?

Lands of Lore sequels
jumping puzzles are not fun
Westwood, you screwed up

what is Thunderscape?
not SSI's greatest work
yet isn't half bad

-- Z.
(you may cringe now)

 

[JJ86]

Fallout eerie sounds,
menacing landscapes
giant deathcraw leaps.

 

[Chadeo]

Arcanum, Oh-One
Greyhawk, Q-Three in Oh-Three
Patience, a Virtue

 

[Zetor]

[in reference to this thread and many others]

the 'journalists' yoink
shiny KOTOR press copies
bioware is wub

-- Z.
making intarweb message board readers' brains bleed since 1981

 

[Major_Blackhart]

( Wierd poetic music playing) My Poem

:evil: :twisted:

Thank you

 

[Section8]

I'ma the drastic,
Ill fantastic FEV Mastar.
Run Like Hell suckahs!

w3rd,

MC Jestah 'nother brick in the wall.

Loop at own peril...

 

[Elsie Paroubek]

Red of beast falls dead.
Kicking Ass in Dragon Age 2.
Way to kill the thread. Fuck trannies.

 

[Angthoron]

The above poster
Truly a dirty necro
Fails at haiku, too.

 

[sgc_meltdown]

Thread shambles forthwith
Nothing of worth is preserved
Also your bot sucks