Reduce shitbox message length

[Scruffy]

to seven syllables max
force everyone in the box to express themselves in haikus

 

[Irenaeus]

while we pray in warmth
a man freezes on the streets
without an address

 

[Wonderdog]

fedora cant stand
conversation of real man
with jews we all lose

 

[Lazing Dirk]

to seven syllables max
force everyone in the box to express themselves in haikus

That's not a haiku
At least do it properly
It is not that hard

 

[King Crispy]

The mods here all suck
Low IQ, none of them care
It was just a prank

 

[A horse of course]

eat shit

 

[lukaszek]

deterministic system > RNG

 

[IncendiaryDevice]

haikus are longer than seven syllables

 

[catfood]

Increase shitbox message length.

 

[pippin]

divide it by zero

 

[Wayward Son]

Make it negative and take the square root of it

 

[Wonderdog]

Reduce fedora and jaesun's post length so they can only post one liners. Oh wait, no need.

 

[Wayward Son]

Reduce fedora and jaesun's post length so they can only post one liners. Oh wait, no need.

bazing

 

[Telengard]

Why even do that much. Just have the server throw up a random headline every hour or so, and let people only reply in shoutbox emojis that represent the sentences everyone says over and over in there.

That way, it would have the advantage of being much faster to read. And then if anyone ever wanted to reconstruct a verbal version (why?), they could then translate the emojis into the sentences they represent, and best of all, no one could tell the difference between that reconstructed version and what's said in there now.

 

[Jasede]

should let me post images directly, promise I won't abuse it

...

 

[Jacob]

thank you dear codex
i've been chatting with haikus
for the last hours

 

[ColonelTeacup]

We will build a wall
Make America great
Mexico will pay

 

[Wonderdog]

It should be made of mexican skulls.

 

[Unkillable Cat]

The Fedorabot
does not have time for this crap
why is he a mod?

 

[Burning Bridges]

it was his punishment, for liking too many games that suck