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Project "Monkey"

Discussion in 'Codex Workshop' started by Vault Dweller, May 28, 2006.

  1. Vault Dweller Ubersturmfuhrer

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    There is a strong possibility that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters for a million years will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. I guess we'll have to wait a bit longer to see whether it's true or not, but here is what a few hundred monkeys can do in 4 years:

    Design Discussions: General

    Design Discussions: Choice

    Design Discussions: Role-Playing

    Design Discussions: Systems

    Just what the FUCK is an RPG?!!!

    Recommended Reading


    Comedy Gold Club:

    Fan Attack:

    The Dumbfuckening:

    If you think that I missed a thread that should be somewhere on that list, post the link(s), and I'll update the list.
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  2. Atrokkus Erudite

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  3. MINIGUNWIELDER Scholar

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    Where the fuck are Frankie's posts?
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  4. Hazelnut Erudite

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    Excellent work Vault Dweller. It's going to take a while to work my way down them all, but it's gonna be a lot quicker than finding them amongst all the other stuff. Thanks for putting the effort into doing it. It may be worthwhile adding something more descriptive to the thread title, maybe in parentheses, so that it's more obvious what the thread's for. (although I love the 'project monkey' thing :D)
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  5. Atrokkus Erudite

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  6. Jason chasing a bee

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    I agree with Hazelnut about having a descriptive subtitle.

    Also, needs more tubgirl.
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  7. Roqua Erudite

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  8. Atrokkus Erudite

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    Herecy! Blasphemy!



    ..okay, i'll read it.
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  9. Naked_Lunch Erudite

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    You forget the gay test thread. You lose by default.
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  10. Roqua Erudite

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    What are you talking about? I easily won that.
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  11. Shagnak Shagadelic

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    Had a squiz at some of them. It may have been just my random selection, but quite a few degenerate into incredibly long-winded arguments (by the usual culprits) that ultimately lose their way.

    At first I doubted I had any intelligent contribution to any of those threads; but then I spotted what must be the most intelligent thing I have ever uttered:

    Oh, what wisdom.

    Oh, and btw, RolePlayer should do more round-table thingies. And Section8 too. But not Roqua, cos he's a twit.

    ['Cept he did do a bloody good AoD interview thread.
    Oh, okay, he's not a twit then.
    He can stay as long as he continues to regale us with tales of his mythical beef sword.]
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  12. Imbecile Arbiter

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    Great idea, theres a number of decent threads there that'll keep me distracted at work.

    Also, this is practically unlikely to not guarantee the probability of no repeat threads!
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  13. bryce777 Erudite

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    Ok, I always thought THE CHOSEN ONE MUST CHOOSE was a joke. That's unbelievable....
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  14. bryce777 Erudite

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    Becoming gay counts as winning?
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  15. Twinfalls Erudite

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    MULTI-HEADED DICKS
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    Can we resurrect these threads, as some are pretty good - or would that be considered the worst possible taste?
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  17. Vault Dweller Ubersturmfuhrer

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    If you have something to add, go ahead.
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  18. Jason chasing a bee

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  19. merry andrew Erudite

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    I just found out that "monkey" means vagina.
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  20. Vault Dweller Ubersturmfuhrer

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    Added "The Bladen episode" - highly recommended.
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    Looks like I've missed many interesting topics.
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  24. Doppelganger Novice

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    Crikey, there's some good stuff in those threads. More hours of my life lost to the Codex after foolishly dropping by for a quick gander and then getting hooked ... A reminder, if any is needed, that there's noting quite like the Codex on the interweb.

    Have you ever thought of bringing it all together somehow in a Codex publication? Something between the Year in Review and a Codex Almanac, maybe?
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