Vapourware OUYA: "A new kind of video game console"

[DalekFlay]

If only there were some other device that could play 2D shitty games without a publisher.

 

[abnaxus]

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Jesus, looks like that guy is struggling to even talk. When he says "OOUUUYAAAAAA", it sounds like there's a monster creeping up on you from behind your chair, opening his mouth to swallow you whole.

He's either very depressed with his purchase, or

 

[Regvard]

Jesus, looks like that guy is struggling to even talk. When he says "OOUUUYAAAAAA", it sounds like there's a monster creeping up on you from behind your chair, opening his mouth to swallow you whole.

He's either very depressed with his purchase, or

He sounds like he spent his pizza money on OUYA.

 

[Trash]

Thanks. Excellent review and a fun treatise on how this thing became hip through hipsters who now bitch about the very same thing coz that's become hip. Or something.

What I do dig about it, is that with all the whining, hipsters being hipster and general uselesness of the thing it kinda reminds me of those brandless, wierd, cheap-ass console clone thingies you could get at any decent bazaar since the 90's. Although those usually come packed with 99 games or something. And no warranty.

 

[evdk]

Thanks. Excellent review and a fun treatise on how this thing became hip through hipsters who now bitch about the very same thing coz that's become hip. Or something.

What I do dig about it, is that with all the whining, hipsters being hipster and general uselesness of the thing it kinda reminds me of those brandless, wierd, cheap-ass console clone thingies you could get at any decent bazaar since the 90's. Although those usually come packed with 99 games or something. And no warranty.

99 games, 33 of which is a repetition of the same Contra clone.

 

[Trash]

With the rest being Tetris.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

With the rest being Tetris.

Don't forget Tank.

 

[circ]

Damn it's TINY. I was expecting something the size of the GameCube or something.

 

[MetalCraze]

Dude its hardware is what was in smartphones 2 years ago. So it's actually too big.

 

[Malpercio]

I feel sorry for the people who backed it.

I really do.

Really, i do!

Meh, couldn't these people just buy a snes? The graphic is the same and the game are probably 10x better.

Nice accent btw.

 

[Micmu]

Project got...




...shitstarted alright



Didn't see this one coming... It's like the rest of hardware shitstarters didn't end up the same

 

[Cowboy Moment]

Dude its hardware is what was in smartphones 2 years ago. So it's actually too big.

1 year ago sky-chan, let's stick to the facts here.

 

[tuluse]

November, 2011 according to wikipedia, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tegra#Tegra_3.

 

[Cowboy Moment]

November, 2011 according to wikipedia, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tegra#Tegra_3.

OUYA's chip is closest to a Tegra 3 T33, which was made available Q2 2012 according to that page.

 

[MetalCraze]

Same shit, more MHz
You wouldn't call an overclocked videocard or CPU - a new tech

It's still pretty irrelevant however to the fact that OUYA is just a lazy money grabbing hoax from Kikestarter.

 

[Cowboy Moment]

Yeah, if I wanted a small piece of hardware to play around with, I'd just buy a Raspberry PI, about a third of OUYA's price and doesn't ask for a credit card number on boot.

 

[deuxhero]

Thanks. Excellent review and a fun treatise on how this thing became hip through hipsters who now bitch about the very same thing coz that's become hip. Or something.

What I do dig about it, is that with all the whining, hipsters being hipster and general uselesness of the thing it kinda reminds me of those brandless, wierd, cheap-ass console clone thingies you could get at any decent bazaar since the 90's. Although those usually come packed with 99 games or something. And no warranty.

99 games, 33 of which is a repetition of the same Contra clone.

Huh, I thought it was a bunch of Super Mario Bros. level that were unplayable

 

[tuluse]

Yeah, if I wanted a small piece of hardware to play around with, I'd just buy a Raspberry PI, about a third of OUYA's price and doesn't ask for a credit card number on boot.

You could also buy a year old phone or tablet with a Tegra 3, and you get a screen and battery thrown in!

 

[Gurkog]

Looks like it will work as advertised. I see a lot of hipsters in this thread.

 

[dnf]

Thanks. Excellent review and a fun treatise on how this thing became hip through hipsters who now bitch about the very same thing coz that's become hip. Or something.

What I do dig about it, is that with all the whining, hipsters being hipster and general uselesness of the thing it kinda reminds me of those brandless, wierd, cheap-ass console clone thingies you could get at any decent bazaar since the 90's. Although those usually come packed with 99 games or something. And no warranty.

99 games, 33 of which is a repetition of the same Contra clone.

Hey, these clone vidyas are way better than this Ouya crap. Turbo game for life

 

[Garm]

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That guy was fucking hilarious. He needs to start LPing.

 

[Black]

It's a piece of shit for untermensch.
How is that "a new kind of video game console" in that case?

 

[Night Goat]

I love how it only has one USB port, because no one who likes the Ouya has any friends.

 

[Wirdschowerdn]

Why does this piece of shit hardware even exist? So pointless.