Original Sin Giveaway

[Tigranes]

I have an extra copy of Divinity: Original Sin. I will do my part for the Codex culture of begging and whining by giving it away. It will also help me as I tell myself at night that I am such a rich generous hunk.

To make it at least slightly interesting, let's make it a caption competition. Below are five Original Sin related screenshots. Pick whichever one you like and submit a funny caption by posting in this thread. You can submit as many as you like. After 48 hours, I will pick the best and gift them with the Steam/GOG code.

Keep in mind 'best' could mean genuinely funny, or as is more likely, so bad that it is good.

 

[Drowed]

Since Roguey always supported Larian so much, this needed to be done:

 

[J_C]

GOD DAMMIT, IF I HEAR THAT JEREMY SOULE IS THE BEST COMPOSER AGAIN, I WILL SHOVE THIS MICROPHONE INTO YOUR *****!

 

[J_C]

Come on Ingrid, I haven't been with a women for ages. A man has its needs you know?

 

[Angthoron]

Come on Ingrid, I haven't been with a women for ages. A man has its needs you know?

He's telling that to the sheep, right?

 

[J_C]

 

[Drowed]

 

[J_C]

Come on Ingrid, I haven't been with a women for ages. A man has its needs you know?

He's telling that to the sheep, right?

Improved for clearence.

 

[J_C]

And then I took my pump action shotgun and told him: There WILL be a Codex troll in the bestiary of Original Sin!

 

[Malpercio]

Come on Ingrid, I haven't been with a women for ages. A man has its needs you know?

He's telling that to the sheep, right?

Improved for clearence.

It was funnier the other way around, though.

 

[Semper]

 

[BGMD]

 

[Spockrock]

that screenshot with boxes makes me think of Evel Knievel for some reason. I'm sure there's a joke in here somewhere... ah, fuck it. in the true spirit of Codex I'll just pirate the damn thing

 

[hoverdog]

 

[you know what time it is]

 

[Jools]

 

[jcd]

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[Astral Rag]

This thread

 

[Wirdschowerdn]

 

[Semper]

 

[Kirkpatrick]

Sure, sure, I know... it just happened. Coulda happened to anybody. It was an accident, right? You tripped, slipped on the floor and accidentally stuck your dick in Dolly there. "Whoops! I'm so sorry. I guess this just isn't my week."*








*Joe Hallenbeck

 

[Hoaxmetal]

 

[Undead Phoenix]

"Ewe-sually they don't fall asleep on me.."


(not sterotying - didn't say boyo)

 

[procrastinator]

Continuing with the Rogue theme:

Spoiler

 

[His Majesty]