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Incline [Official]Battle of the Century: Crispy vs Menckenstein (Info in OP)

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Today, Menckenstein will face Crispy in a game of Unreal Tournament to win the freedom of young and charming agentorange!!! Bruticis will be the host of that event and it will be streamed on twitch/recorded for everyone to enjoy and cheer on their favourite contestant.

THE MATCH WILL BEGIN AT 7:30 PDT

LINK TO THE CHANNEL: http://www.twitch.tv/bruticis

FINAL COUNTDOWN:

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While the players are preparing for the showdown, you can bet brofists and tags:

We are now taking bets. I accept Brofists and tags. And you must have the thing you're betting.

So for example: "I bet 500 Brofists that X will win". Means that if X wins, you will gain 500 Brofists. If X loses, you will lose 500 Brofists. But you must have 500 Brofists to make the bet (as Brofists cannot into negative).

Likewise, "I bet my dumbfuck tag that X wins". Means that if X wins, you lose your dumbfuck tag. If X loses, you would keep it.

If you don't have a dumbfuck tag, you can still make this bet - but you must specify who will get the dumbfuck tag if you win. You will gain the dumbfuck tag yourself if you lose.

EG: "If X wins, dumbfuck Y". Y would get dumbfucked if X wins, but you would get dumbfucked if he lost.

I accept 1 tag / 1 brofist bet for a win / lose. You may make additional bets for tags / brofists for other things. EG: "X wins by N Frags", "X reaches N Frags first", "X dies N times before Y" Each such bet will allow you to bet for another (different) tag.

You can bet as many brofists as you have and spread them around as many bets as you wish to make.

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THE RESULTS ARE IN!!! CRISPY SUFFERS A HUMILIATING DEFEAT!!!! FINAL SCORE:


MENCKENSTEIN 13:0 CRISPY
 
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King Crispy

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Sure, Mr. Kick-Crispy-Out-of-CDS-Chat-Four-Times-In-a-Row-For-No-Reason-Whatsoever. Not like you have any kind of axe to grind or anything.
 
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and should Menck win, AO decides Crispy's punishment

This was never stipulated but whatever.

Well, when you accepted the challenge you posted this:

P.S. If I "win" (yeah, right) then I get to dictate AO's fate pending DU's approval.

If Menck beats the shit out of me (most likely outcome) then Kodex can take a poll to decide my punishment/humiliation/yet-another-demotion, again, pending DU's approval.

I ain't no pussy.

Isn't the tender mercy of AO a better bet than the raging hordes in GD?
 

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I don't think Crispy should face punishment as he's literally got no chance to win.

Also in case of disconnect/crash I don't think that should forfeit the round. Just resume and remember the score when the person returns.
 

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and should Menck win, AO decides Crispy's punishment

This was never stipulated but whatever.
It's the only thing that makes any sense given how every other bet is structured.

Also honestly it's probably more in your favour than any Codex poll would be, because the Codex is a harsh place while AO's maiden heart can forgive all ills.

You should really be thanking me but whatever.
 

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GMT/UTC time, fags.

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Refresh to update time left.


And I know how hard it is to count past 12, but you kwans really ought to start using the proper 24hr clock already.
 
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So just to get this straight: Crispy got manipulated into spending some days training in some shitty game, so that he can get shot in that game while being watched by the whole Codex. And in the unlikely event he doesn't get shot, his "prize" will be to "decide AO's punishment", who is punished anyway. Unless Crispy spends his days thinking about AO, it surely feels like he got the crappiest deal available in vast pussy forests of Codexia.
 

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So just to get this straight: Crispy got manipulated into spending some days training in some shitty game, so that he can get shot in that game while being watched by the whole Codex. And in the unlikely event he doesn't get shot, his "prize" will be to "decide AO's punishment", who is punished anyway. Unless Crispy spends his days thinking about AO, it surely feels like he got the crappiest deal available in vast pussy forests of Codexia.

Pick a codexer. Any codexer. You get to do with them as you please. Now isn't that worth a few days of bot wanking?
 

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I'm a humble poster that spends most of his time in the politics part of this forum, as such I would like to take a 'dumbfuck' bet.

If Menckenstein wins, dumbfuck Bradylama if he loses I will have to live with the cost of my wager.
 

Severian Silk

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Is there already a link to the twitch feed? I want to bookmark it for when 1030 rolls around.
 

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But Crispy has a kick ass PC. The guy is a gamer and shit. Those Sli'd nvidia cards will allow him to be several steps ahead. Menck will probably be playing with a shit laptop in someone's restroom.
 

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