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Normal Shit Vs Lilura Shit

Discussion in 'Participation Awards' started by Chippy, Aug 5, 2018.

  1. Chippy Educated

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    I would move to set in motion a new rating specific to the dragon lady that is Lilura and her constant spamming of the 'shit' rating. This rating will be specific to her so that all Codexers are aware of when said lady is using her own 'shit' rating, and when a normal codexian 'shit' rating is thusly employed.

    I employ you all to think of myself and others who are up to their eyeballs in the aformentioned ladies' ratings of 'shit' that our suffering might be lessened somewhat with this more forebearing rating, so that a more sombre and altruistic rule of engagement might be reached upon these forums and trenches.
     
    • Shit x 13
    • butthurt x 5
    • quality shit x 5
    • Salute x 3
    • Funny x 2
    • cuck x 2
    • Brofist x 1
    • incline x 1
    • Bro, do you even lift? x 1
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  2. Bester Arcane Vatnik

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    I'd offer quite the opposite. Under all Lilura posts, I want a special rating that I can press, that would reflect how uniquely incredibly obtuse that woman is. A dumbfuck tag wouldn't cut it, hence I don't even propose it here.

    I don't even have a name for it. We need to brainstorm it.
     
    • Agree Agree x 3
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  3. SausageInYourFace Arcane Patron

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    Some posters are super trigger happy when it comes to shit and retarded ratings. I know it hurts. Let me show you what the trick is:

    Show Spoiler
     
    • Shit x 2
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    • cool story bro x 1
    • Thanks! x 1
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  4. Bocian Prophet

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    [​IMG]
     
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  5. Neanderthal Arcane

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    Woman.
     
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  6. Hoaxmetal Arcane

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    Fuck off, Crispy.
     
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  7. Bester Arcane Vatnik

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    Roguey do you condone Lolura? Is she your sister or smth? That would actually explain things.
     
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  8. Roguey Arcane Sawyerite Sawyerist Sawyer's Bride No Fun Allowed

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    I'd be happy to consider her such.
     
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  9. Crispy LG4lyfe Undisputed Queen of Faggotry

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    who dis
     
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  10. Clockwork Knight Arcane

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    Leave Lalilulelo alone.
     
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  11. Bester Arcane Vatnik

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    You've written stuff that, albeit very amateurish, could be called some form of novice writing.

    What Lolura does is so mind-numbing, I have difficulty describing it. She takes some bg2's location, like the Bridge, and the describes it in "retard-terms", for lack of better wording. Saying stuff like "All roofs on the houses in this area are covered with red roof tiles. In the middle of it, there's a BIG building". No shit? Fuck me. If you're going to write anything, add something that's not directly visible to the eye. Say what influences the architecture displays, use any other adjectives than "big" or "small". That's the only thing Lolura notices - something is either big, or it's small.
    And then she calls herself prestigious blogger, and dumps links to her "write-ups" as she calls them in every thread.

    Why would... what... why exactly would you consider a retard a sister of yours? I mean you have slightly above average intellect like 13-14 on the ad&d scale, but for her it was a dump stat, hers is 3.

    I think your solidarity for other proud vagina-owners is going above and beyond the call of duty. I mean, tell me something coherent why I'm wrong. Please.
     
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  12. Roguey Arcane Sawyerite Sawyerist Sawyer's Bride No Fun Allowed

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    Asperger's/autism combined with the East Asian way of thinking gets you descriptions like that.

    Her specialty is analyzing gameplay, not describing locations.
     
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  13. ItsChon Learned

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    The only thing more retarded than Lilura is a thread of people complaining about her.
     
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  14. Bester Arcane Vatnik

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    Got any links, please? I have a long night of doing nothing ahead of me, I could read some deep bg2 game design analysis. If such a thing was to be found on her "blog", that is.
     
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  15. Delterius Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    ban the OP
     
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  16. Atleticano Learned

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    Not sure if shes a tranny or a manly woman.
     
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  17. Swampy_Merkin Dumbfuck! Dumbfuck Shitposter

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    I love getting shit-rated. Please shit on me hot 'Dexers....
     
    • Shit x 2
    • Makes you think... x 1
    • Fabulously Optimistic x 1
    • retadred x 1
    • (autism) x 1
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  18. mustawd. Self-Ejected

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    Lilura seems fine. What’s the issue here again? The OP doesn’t say.
     
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  19. Grauken Arcane Patron

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    Yeah, she seems like a normal codexer, 20% crazy, 20% insight and the rest is full-blown autism
     
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  20. ItsChon Learned

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    She has this habit of going on massive sprees of rating all your recent posts shit/retarded if you guys get into a disagreement with her, as well as just generally going full retard. OP is probably mad cause he got like 15 alerts all from her. I'll say it again though; anyone that makes a thread giving attention to an attention whore is a retard.
     
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  21. mustawd. Self-Ejected

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    Grauken said it best. So...what’s the
    issue here?
     
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  22. Grauken Arcane Patron

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    Ratings are like game achievements, at some point you realize they are utterly pointless (not that you can't be autistic about them)
     
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  23. Jick Magger Arcane Patron

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    To my horror, I realized this wasn't a dead body at all, but was in fact Mick Jagger, the famous front man for The Rolling Stones. He lurched from a prone position to standing in one nauseating motion, his bones and joints audibly clicking and crunching like a bag of broken glass and metal scrap, before putting a hand on my shoulder. He whispered in my ear in a voice that sounded like cold, dead ice grinding against iron, in an ancient language that I did not understand and caused me to piss myself from fear. After a few seconds standing there which felt like an eternity, he stepped back, said he was sorry, and to apologize, he offered to sing me Helter Skelter, "An old classic from the band", he said. When I reminded him that Helter Skelter is a Beatles song, his expression suddenly turned dark and cruel, and he wandered in to the scrub and bush nearby, almost phasing in and through it like a ghost.
     
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    • Funny x 10
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    • Participation Award x 1
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  24. ItsChon Learned

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    And to think just twenty minutes ago I was admiring your quality post on the bubbles thread, wondering who this strange poster I'd never seen before was...
     
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  25. Jick Magger Arcane Patron

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