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Game News Next Dragon Age will have stuffies

Discussion in 'RPG Codex News & Content Comments' started by VentilatorOfDoom, Apr 9, 2012.

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  1. Excidium WOOOOORLD EATEEEEER

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    Click here and disable ads!
    Shame, another great RPG series being ruined by greedy publishers. Oh wait

  2. Melcar Arcane

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    :lol:

    Didn´t they do this before for another game?

  3. Konjad Magister Patron

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    Can't wait for Baldur's Gate 3.

  4. sgc_meltdown Magister

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    later it shall be revealed that more stuffies were technically unfeasible
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  5. Havoc Scholar

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    WARNING! SARCASM MELTDOWN! DESTRUCTION IMMINENT!
    "Oh, Shit, shit, shit!"

  6. Whisky The Solution Patron

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    Alright! Dress-up time! I'm going to be the prettiest Grey Warden at the Orlais Ball!

  7. Grimlorn Savant

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    Laidlaw is such a dumbass. The complaint about not being able to equip different armors on your characters and customize their equipment that way is being read as we need to include the option to change colors of the armor they wear all game. I just don't get it.

  8. Suchy Prophet

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    Sweet, so when I put my chainmail on a female, it will transform to chainmail bikini.
    Now there's just one more thing I need to know. What will the AWESOME button do?
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  9. Infinitron RPG Codex Staff Patron

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    #34
    History repeats itself, first as tragedy (Ultima), then as farce (Dragon Age)
    -Karl Marx
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  10. Aeschylus Cipher Patron

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    #35
    Surprise buttsex.

  11. Mozgoëbstvo Learned

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    Wasteland 2 is a thing, and you still keep going at snippets of DA3? Until a handy embedded "feature" video doesn't show us sordid fanfic promiscuity given 3d life by pouring shitzillion of dollars in it... it ain't even worth it. :obviously:

  12. Roguey Cipher

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    [IMG]
    From another article about this:
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    :yeah:

  13. Infinitron RPG Codex Staff Patron

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    Sycophants gonna sycophant. I hope they get exactly what they want. Keep on digging, Bioware.

  14. communard Educated

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    Jesus christ these people are disgusting. Fandoms are the cancer killing all forms of popular culture.

  15. SCO Arcane

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    holy shit, look at that enthusiasm.

    Bioware, you need to work on your PR. Hire hobos to applaud like FF fans on a otaku convention while riona sings.

  16. Stinger Liturgist

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    Eh, of course PAX East was going to be a circlejerk. You think the large majority of people are actually going to attend a convention for game/developer they don't like? I'm simply surprised that there were dissenters in the audience in the first place.

    If Bioware wants to find out the general reception to their game they need to look outside BSN and cosplayers and look at other online communities such as Something Awful or Reddit or TV tropes or whatever...and then realise the large majority hates DA2 as well.

  17. Roguey Cipher

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    "Internet majorities" are worthless as a metric.

  18. Mortmal Arbiter

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    Ill look in my crystal ball and will tell you about the next dragon age ! I see.. i see... Features copied from other console action games , while not attaining the quality of them.Mass effect 2-3 combat is ok and entertaining but its not as good as gear of war or even uncharted. This time they will go full action, not even pretenting anymore to put strategic options again, i thanks them for their honesty .Yeah metal gear combat , visceral but not as good, and plenty of dlcs to customize your guys .Day one dlc with an exclusive companion and an important part of the story they cut off.
    Who wants to take bets?

  19. Micmu Erudite

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    What a fucking pathetic transparent bullshit. Obviously, only 10% disapproved, and obviously it's all internet trolls who are gonna hate. :roll:
    EAwarez style fact manipulation at it's "finest".
    Fact is - all the suckers who bought into your previous crap know, so is there more, brand new audience?

  20. Stinger Liturgist

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    I just mean that the devs need to look past their insane little fandom communities and look at other, less focused forums, to find better feedback. My comment at the end was just another stab at Bio, I don't literally mean they should be taking proportions on how many people like DA2 but rather looking at feedback on how to make a better Dragon Age based on criticisms of DAO and DA2 and what people might have enjoyed about them.

  21. commie Magister Patron

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    At least EAWare added some 'anti-fans' to create an illusion of legitimacy. Though they exposed themselves by having the majority boo critics of DA2. No sane human would do that...but then again...

  22. Jasede Arcane

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    Like a sumo wrestler throwing salt into the ring to expel evil spirits I am throwing money at Kickstarter and pretending these news do not exist.
    Krraloth, Commissar Draco, General Maxson and 2 others Brofist this.

  23. Erebus Liturgist

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    If you make a yellow choice and then a blue one, for instance, you'll get the green ending.

    I can't wait to see what the dialogue wheel will look like in DA3.
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  24. Jasede Arcane

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    Dialogue Wheel? DA3 uses a new, revolutionary dialogue system called Cine-Talk. At the beginning you select a gender, sexual orientation and attitude and alignment and the game then makes all your dialogue choices for you. This will lead to an exciting, uninterrupted and engaging experience.

    Why have I not been hired yet?
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  25. Volourn Pretty Princess

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    "Why haven't EA shelved this franchise yet?"

    DA2 sold 2mil copies in a month. Companies don't shelve gaming franchises that do that. FFS
    Konjad Brofists this.
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