Nevill
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Awww. We love you too, dad.“Get off me!” he shouts as he stumbles backward, “I, I am not doing this for either of you and I care not for your gratitude!”
Sure, he can take all the glory. As long as he does what we need of him. And takes fighting archmages as well.“Unnecessary,” the Great Mage answers, he gestures to you and Thaïs, “These are my agents, my-” he laughs, “My daughters, in all things treat them as you would my person. If you have any problems short of an army, any issues, any concerns, any tasks that require time, effort, and intuition, you can trust it all safely to them. I sent them to you in your hour of greatest need, all they have done is at my bidding and they will serve you faithfully so long as I wish it.”
He smiles warmly at the two of you, “Now be good girls while I take a nap, I will have new orders for you when I awake, no doubt.”
You are not sure, but you think that lazy old bastard just stole credit for everything you have done over the last three months, everything you will do in the future, and managed to saddle you with all of his work short of fighting archmages.
Lyssa conducts the introductions, “Derryth, Thaïs, may I introduce to you the greatest of King Finnbheara's hounds, Enrico, great of purpose, keen of mind, of ancient and noble lineage.”
Shameless pandering to Baltika detected.
Damn it, I like the old bastard already.“Don't expect me to thank you for doing your jobs,” he spits into the dirt, “I am sure Albrecht is paying you mercenaries plenty to fight for the Kingdom. So long as you do a good job, we,” he gestures at you with his thumb and then back to himself, “We won't have any problems. Fuck up, like all the other idiots in this damn country, and I will bury you, understand?”
Reminds me of ourselves when we had CHA 2.
1. The Hounds and their elephants: They wish to transfer over to Seinsheim's command, they are likely a little worried about the murderous looks Lyssa gives them and the elephants have been getting a little short tempered the more they are around her. How do you wish to respond?
D - Freeform. You convince Reinhard to take control of them instead of giving them to Seinsheim. He is in command of the army, and it was the House of Albrecht who hired them, anyway.
Edit: Switched to E) You convince Reinhard to formally take control of them instead of giving them to Seinsheim. Then, after transfer is complete, ask the Prince to assign them back to our taskforce.
Always meant it that way, but I suppose the wording wasn't clear enough.
2. The Seekers: The Seekers have had more than enough of your leadership and it seems they wish to transfer to Seinsheim's service. How do you wish to handle the situation.
E - Freeform. You convince Reinhard to take control of them instead of giving them to Seinsheim. I think the prince would feel safer with them under his personal command, and if need arises, we can get 'assigned' as their commander again, should the prince so chooses.
That way they would get a longer leash and be free of our direct involvement, but not completely out of our control, either, and no, Seinsheim does not get them for free. He wants them, he talks to us and does not go over our heads, that is how it works.
Besides, the Prince might need their services for a freeform plan of mine.
Hey! Not once we have used force on them, always trying to use reason instead. We play this game fairly.“Of course not!” the Old Man interjects, “They are dogs, you only use force on men!”
Not once have we overstepped our boundaries and demanded something that wasn't in the contract. Frankly, I myself am amazed at our patience with them.
3. Seinsheim: Setting the tone. You meeting with Seinsheim in his tent set the tone for your working relationship with him. How did you approach it?
C - Freeform. Heal his wound with one of the rings. Then tell him that we are a servant no one, not even the King. Everything we do we do because we want to do it, not because we follow someone's orders.
Funny, we are not much different in that regard.
He wants to establish a working relationship, he will have to bear this in mind.
Oh well, I hope his reward is good.
I have an idea about that. If Emrys can't be sent to us, why don't we get sent to Emrys? Will try to form a plan on Monday. For now, PoE calls.
4. Your choice: How do you wish to answer Berg's question?
Aiv - Freeform. You will excuse yourself from the meeting and will try to work with Reinhard instead on screening the dwarven army from cultist infiltrators with the help of Coin-Sith. You will try to gather as much information as you can before the meeting commences.
First things first, arrange for a separate, private, meeting with Reinhard. You will talk about something related to the warfare, but the real conversation will take place through notes, because the topics are not of the kind that should be mentioned aloud. You will tell him that more of the army was compromised than we were expecting to, and that it might be prudent to try and get them checked without attracting too much attention.
How do I propose to go about it. We will assign to Reinhard two fairy hounds - official reason being self-defence, or as a sign of the alliance between House of Albrecht and Finn's court, it does not much matter. They will just sit there and look pretty. The prince will summon the higher-ups of the army one by one under different pretexts - to give them orders or to receive reports - he is the commander, he'll think of something. One of the hounds will check for the influences of the Watcher, the other one will check for the Goddess. They will give signs to let us or Reinhard know if they find something about a particular individual.
Simultaneously Reinhard should organize an inspection of the whole army. To gather reports from low-ranking commanders, or to check their morale, or something that does not need to be executed by a high-ranking officer. These inspections should be lead either by us (so it has an element of Aii in it), or by the people that are already known to be loyal. Maybe people from our mercenary force - or the Legion - would do? If we are asked to make those reports it would make sense for us to assign our mercenaries to the task since they are the only ones under our command.
Each of the inspectors should be escorted by a Coin-Sith hound. As a sign of stature and great trust, or something. Just to explain their presence there.
With 15 hounds (or more, if Finn lets the others join) we might be able to cover the entire army. At the very least we would cover the officers.
Explain to Reinhard, though, that it is not a fool proof method, and that it only detects people affected through magical means. It won't protect you from an old-fashioned mundane treason.
Discuss the details of the hounds' payment with Lyssa, Berty and Cropper (Lys because she understands animals, Berty because he knows fairies well, and Cropper because he is their handler). It might depend on how the resolution for the 5th choice will go. If everything else fails, try to reason with them that the sooner the Watcher is defeated, the sooner Finn could get back home and the sooner we will be out of the desert where there is not much to eat and definitely no pistachio gelato for miles around.
Make the list of the forces screened and present it to Reinhard before the meeting. Just to let him know where everyone stands. Let him decide what to do with it.
If he needs exposing the traitors - or a few chosen traitors, as the case might be - the Seekers may know just the right rituals. They will serve as a front for the 'investigation' and can claim all the credit for the exposure of subversive elements, too. We don't need to reveal that our doges are behind it.
That might serve as a pretext for leaving the Seekers under his care.
And try to get some sleep while this is over just not to become mad (that's why we arrange for several inspection teams, to get things done without overextending ourselves). We can alternate with Thais if we are afraid to miss something crucial.
5. The doges are trying to entertain themselves at your expense. Are you going to do anything about it?
A - Yes. Commence operation 'Trick or Treat'.
B - No, you will just stand there and take it.
Operation: Trick or Treat.
It is obvious that the dogs can understand us, but Enrico finds it amusing for some reason to pretend that they don't. Alrighty, then.
Check with Cropper what is their most tasty treat out of the supplies we have available. An innocuous question of what kind of food they like or dislike, buried somewhere in the conversation.
Then, discuss a plan between yourself, Thais, Lyssa, Berty and whomever you could trust not to give you away. Pass notes to each other to avoid speaking aloud, I suspect that Cropper is on it (it might amuse him greatly), and the guy has some really sharp hearing. Besides, the hounds might be listening.
You will express the concern - within the earshot of the hounds, of course, - that the supplies of tasty treats are dwindling . They can't understand us anyway, right? So talk as if they aren't there.
Perhaps the dwarven chef is cheating you and is stealing stuff for himself, the glutton. That might be a problem since if those run out, we might be out of negotiating chips and might actually be forced to start promising pistachio gelato to get things done. You will propose that the supplies should be controlled and guarded better, and you will discuss the measures you will take to protect it, as well as candidates for guards and guard shifts. In other words, all the information necessary for someone sneaky to break in and steal the stuff.
Fairies steal. There is no way around it, they do. If they want it badly, they will try to take it. Even better if their mischief could be attributed to another and they can feign complete innocence of the deed. Besides, how would the dogs know about it if they 'non capisco'? Who would ever suspect them? I expect them to take the bait if we make the performance convincing enough.
Then we spring the trap and confront them. Berty should do it, he is best when it comes to this kind of stuff, and he knows enough about fairies to make it possible. Would be funny if Enrico himself, a hound of ancient and noble lineage, gets caught red-handed trying to steal sausages from the royal kitchen.
Then we make a proposal. We can forget we saw them and they can keep their haul (provided it isn't outrageous), but the hounds will have to drop the whole charade and work with us normally from now on.
On one hand, there is not much use denying understanding when you are caught in the act specifically prepared to expose you as such. Who are you fooling? On the other hand, tasty treats. Yum. Either they continue the joke that has grown stale and try to cling to their 'tricks' (which is boring and no longer funny), or everyone gets what they want - they can have their 'treats' and we won't have to deal with their bullshit anymore.
Let's try and establish ourselves as alphas here.
Check with Cropper what is their most tasty treat out of the supplies we have available. An innocuous question of what kind of food they like or dislike, buried somewhere in the conversation.
Then, discuss a plan between yourself, Thais, Lyssa, Berty and whomever you could trust not to give you away. Pass notes to each other to avoid speaking aloud, I suspect that Cropper is on it (it might amuse him greatly), and the guy has some really sharp hearing. Besides, the hounds might be listening.
You will express the concern - within the earshot of the hounds, of course, - that the supplies of tasty treats are dwindling . They can't understand us anyway, right? So talk as if they aren't there.
Perhaps the dwarven chef is cheating you and is stealing stuff for himself, the glutton. That might be a problem since if those run out, we might be out of negotiating chips and might actually be forced to start promising pistachio gelato to get things done. You will propose that the supplies should be controlled and guarded better, and you will discuss the measures you will take to protect it, as well as candidates for guards and guard shifts. In other words, all the information necessary for someone sneaky to break in and steal the stuff.
Fairies steal. There is no way around it, they do. If they want it badly, they will try to take it. Even better if their mischief could be attributed to another and they can feign complete innocence of the deed. Besides, how would the dogs know about it if they 'non capisco'? Who would ever suspect them? I expect them to take the bait if we make the performance convincing enough.
Then we spring the trap and confront them. Berty should do it, he is best when it comes to this kind of stuff, and he knows enough about fairies to make it possible. Would be funny if Enrico himself, a hound of ancient and noble lineage, gets caught red-handed trying to steal sausages from the royal kitchen.
Then we make a proposal. We can forget we saw them and they can keep their haul (provided it isn't outrageous), but the hounds will have to drop the whole charade and work with us normally from now on.
On one hand, there is not much use denying understanding when you are caught in the act specifically prepared to expose you as such. Who are you fooling? On the other hand, tasty treats. Yum. Either they continue the joke that has grown stale and try to cling to their 'tricks' (which is boring and no longer funny), or everyone gets what they want - they can have their 'treats' and we won't have to deal with their bullshit anymore.
Let's try and establish ourselves as alphas here.
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