Tacticular Cancer: We'll have your balls

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Competition MS Paint your way into a copy of Star Prospector

Discussion in 'TCancer News & Content Comments' started by DarkUnderlord, Oct 29, 2012.

  1. DarkUnderlord Señor Raptor

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    Tags: Crypstone Games; Desura; Star Prospector

    Does the idea of a real-time strategy, role-playing, space game tickle your fancy? Well, TCancer has two copies of Star Prospector to give away. Developed by Cryptstone Games, the game is currently seeking support on Steam Greenlight. Here's more info on what the game is all about:

    Star Prospector is a single-player PC strategy game set in a future science fiction universe. Mixing elements of real-time strategy and role-playing game genres, Star Prospector provides a new & unique gaming experience. Take on the role of a prospector, a one-person mining, salvage, combat and construction unit. Choose from a variety of mission types on remote planets across the galaxy in search of resources, technology, and adventure. Features 100 randomly generated missions in a galaxy that is unique for each player. Earn experience, skill points, and credits from missions to purchase units, upgrades, and weapons. Collect loot from enemies, and use your rig to salvage wreckage. Outfit your Rig with a vast array of weapons, modules, and items to boost your stats.​

    You can download the demo here or watch Total Biscuits' sexy video about the game:


    tl;dr: It has Space Dragons.

    Do you want to be a Space Dragon? Well, you can't. But you can score yourself a copy of Star Prospector by "drawing your best space dragon" in MS Paint. We will give the two "best¹" drawings a copy of the game which you will be able to download and install from Desura.

    Update: Jason, the developer from Cryptstone games, has given us 5 more keys to the game, meaning we now have 7 to give away to winners!

    We'll run our competition for two weeks, starting today and ending on Tuesday 13th November - so start drawing now if you want a copy! All entries must be made in MS Paint and have something vaguely to do with space and dragons. TCancer Staff are excluded from entering.

    To submit your entry, you can:
    1. Upload to your favourite image hosting website and post it in a reply in the comments for this news item.
    2. E-mail darkunderlord at arr pee gee codex dot com (where arr pee gee is the letters those sounds make, fuck you email harvesting bots).
    3. Telepathically submit your image to our Judges' minds.
    ¹Word is subjective, judges' decision is final.
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  2. Menckenstein Lunacy of Caen: Todd Reaver

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    Are entries to be posted here in this thread or are we forced to go into TCancer?
  3. DarkUnderlord Señor Raptor

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    I knew I forgot something. Updated with details.
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    double post hooray... MS Paint is a serious limitation, so i made some pixelart

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    In spess no one can hear the spess dragon rawr, so they end up dead. This scaly bitch is known to consume nuclear thrusters and kerbals. Paint is a truly prosperian tool.
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    Wow this is better than Mass Effect!
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    also: freehand ms paint space dragon
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  17. DragoFireheart My custom tag should say "Crazy Bird".

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  18. dextermorgan Liturgist

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    Goddamit tablets/touchscreens should be banned from entry. Mouse only :obviously:
  19. DragoFireheart My custom tag should say "Crazy Bird".

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    - Nothing can save my (lack of) drawing skills. Even if I were to use one of those things, you'd get the same result.
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    I agree! Mouse only. Hardcore rules should be in play. That's the way the rest of us real men did it.*

    Plus, that makes the entries much more fun to look at.


    * Okay, maybe I'm also a little jealous of people with art tablets.
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    http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16823100093

    Free shipping and a pretty shmexy price, imo; its not what I use (though the quality of the one I linked is likely quite a bit better; mine is a ~5 year old Intuos), unfortunately.

    On a vaguely related note; anybody know why I, as a newfag, have brofisting privileges in other parts of the forum, but not here?
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    OooOoo its the spooky penis dragon, out to conquer the universe.

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    No Space Dragon Tits and Ass? No Dragon Porn? What have you all been thinking?

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