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KickStarter Mooncrest, an INCLUSIVE new action RPG from ex-Bioware devs - Cancelled

Ninjerk

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Rahdulan

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You know, sometimes you're just left speechless.

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DarkArcher

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Please don't give me a funny video with ZERO in-game stuff. That's just lame.
 
In My Safe Space
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"Discipline and Compassion" are obviously going to be evil and good, respectively, because this game is being made for people who have none of the former
How do they make games, then? I mean, even making a bad game requires quite a lot of discipline.
 
In My Safe Space
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My ID says "female" for some reason, and I am into guys, and thus I kinda despise female protagonists (and especially INCLUSIVE! BS like that..). Nevermind them usually being written cringe-worthily awful and endowed with bigger breasts than me, I need me some towering, battle-scarred, muscle-bound, one-liner spewing, mini-gun toting space marines to gawk at!
"Valence also smiled, though his was a pensive smile, a smile of reverie. He regarded Lexandro musingly as a brother might a sister whose honour he must protect – a sentiment which Lexandro had purged from his own soul, though he recognised the symptoms. Aye, in warped guise.

Briefly, the image of Lexandro’s own two indulged foolish siblings, Andria and Phoeba, flitted through his consciousness for what seemed the first time in years. He had rightly abandoned them, since the only way that honour could be restored was the path he had chosen; or rather, the path on to which he had been propelled. The path of the Adeptus Astartes, the star warriors. In the intricate weave of the universe, his was the golden strand, and his sisters’ was dross, part of the vast lumpen knot of the ordinary, the confined mortal mass that bred and died on a million worlds like some foetid yeast in order to ferment a spirit such as his, a spirit which a God-Emperor could sip.

Marines defended that yeast from pollution and corruption…

They defended with fire and explosive bolts.

Was this the “higher justice” that Valence sometimes babbled about? Aye, babbled sanctimoniously! When, for its sake, Valence himself had abandoned his own tech kin! Brother Yeremi must be a hypocrite.

In that pensive pucker of Brother Yeremi’s lips Lexandro sensed that he himself was now becoming a focus for Valence’s hypocrisy…

Phoeba and Andria… A comely pair, resembling Lexandro himself in countenance… Refined…

Even now that he was so brawny with musculature, rooted over ceramically reinforced bones, Lexandro remained personable.

Andria and Phoeba… Faces… Names… Yet not whole bodies, in the way that his own was whole – enhanced and complete. In his mind’s eyes Lexandro could no longer quite capture nor comprehend the essentially alien anatomy of his quondam sisters. The anatomy of… woman…

Sister… Mother… high-hab whores whom the Lordly Phantasms had amused themselves with… those were mere spectres now, white ghosts.

Abandoned ghosts.

Lexandro stared at Valence, and it was as if their minds conjoined for an instant – Valence would never abandon Lexandro. He would haunt him, so as to complete some aberrant equation within his own brain which allowed Brother Yeremi to pursue his exalted, disingenuous ideal."
 

Shadenuat

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I don't know what that kickstarter video was supposed to be about but it is an unmatched level of psychological warfare
 

Somberlain

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First I thought that I couldn't care less about this garbage but then again it might be incredibly amusing to see how believable, inclusive, progressive and deep female perspective this neckbeard quartet can come up with.
 

Animal

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I'll play it if it looks good and the combat is not too retarded.

Hell, I'll even find it funny if they embark on a crusade in the name of gender justice and end up having a threesome with a transgender orc (better than watching Kaidan have a go at Sheppie).
 

Darkzone

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Oh. Creepy and shit at the same time. And this guy did get the memo that female feminists do not play RPGs, because they play only mobile games on their iphone when they take the dump.
 

imweasel

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"You have never heard of us, but we are making a story-driven action RPG and used to work for Bioware. We have no info about the game to share with you. Now give us money."

I love these kinds of Kickstarters.
 

Andhaira

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I really like how they throw in 'we miss this kind of games as well' even though there is really no other game like this, save perhaps Jade Empire, which was good but doesn't seem to be what they are going for here
 
In My Safe Space
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Oh, look, four white males are making another shitty euro-fantasy setting straight out of shitty American renfair.

Whoah, a deep feminist game about women and no woman on team!
 
Self-Ejected

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Oh, look, four white males are making another shitty euro-fantasy setting straight out of shitty American renfair.

Whoah, a deep feminist game about women and no woman on team!
Yeah I'm still shocked no major news site caught that up. Maybe one of them identifies as a woman.
 

Daemongar

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I don't know, I think that there could be a lot of room for fun if this sees the light of day. Maybe some codex named lady NPC could receive quite a licking at the hands of Sera the Paladin...
Pledge $750 or more
PALADIN OF HONOR
Help us design Mooncrest! Everything from the Paladin of Justice reward level, plus special thanks in the credits, Associate Producer credit, and the ability to name a major NPC from the game (name subject to designer approval and must fit in with the style of the game). Shipping is paid for separately.
 
In My Safe Space
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Oh. Creepy and shit at the same time. And this guy did get the memo that female feminists do not play RPGs, because they play only mobile games on their iphone when they take the dump.
You mean like Lesi?

one of the creepiest openings to a pitch.
Well, it's directed to the Bioware audience.

I though I was on pornhub watching the beginning of a slutty lesbian femdom video.
As a bonus, in the beginning the bike girl seemed to be young enough to be her daughter.
 
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Irenaeus II

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So, has anyone found any porn starring either one of those chicks?

This. Hopefully the blonde, not the wyrmlordian toadette.

Also, this video woke up my child within. h/t Lhynn
When the girl on the bike parked on the spot, my thought was that the girl in the jeep should/would #trump the bike for my amusement. Really. This video has literally made me retard to my 9 yo bicameral mental self. Good job and good luck to these white knights.
 

kazgar

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I was enjoying this more when it was failing on kicktraq.
 

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