Also, one thing i forgot to mention is that deal with that sniper "chick".
First she is all business and demeaning to the protagonist.
Tough bird and all that shit.
And then after, she suddenly gets kidnapped and smacked around and is just helpless little woman waiting for TEH CHOSEN ONE to save her.
You do, because the game wont let you do anything else - and then she is wet and willing and promptly becomes your fuck doll. Literally.
The bonus thing is that previously, as the "story" goes TEH CHOSEN ONE had a blurry memory of his dear mother... - sob- and he coudnt remember her face... aghh! -sob-
And after all the stupid events it is revealed that his mother face is almost the same as the face of that incompetent stupid cunt.
SO!
You get to fuck your own mother!
Or well, you get a hard on for and then fuck some woman looking almost exactly like your dear old mother did.
I guess thats the real reason why JC likes the game so much. EH?
hiver said:
And youre now even more of a fuckin "chosen one" and the game keeps screaming "Artyom, Artyom, Artyom, ARTYOM; ARTYOM;" and NPCs keep talking to you and about you as A SPECIAL ONE, ONE AND ONLY "Artyom, Artyom, Artyom, ARTYOM; ARTYOM;!"
But Artyom was "The Chosen One" in the book, since he was the only one in the whole metro who didn't get batshit insane under the influence of the Dark Ones. Additionally he pretty much wiped out the Dark Ones (thanks to his special abilities, at least partially) who were considered the greatest threat the humanity has ever faced. So yeah, like it or not, he is the chosen one.
I really dont give a godamn fuck. The way it is presented throughout the game is more than obnoxious, cheap, stupid, shallow, overplayed and overblown so much its disgusting.
Especially since its later explained why he actually can resist teh influence of teh dark ones, in a much less divine manner.
What the dark ones were considered is idiotic and infact a product of stupidity of humans. Since it is clear the Dark ones were not teh greatest threat humanity ever faced - at all.
in fact, humanity is the greatest threat all other living beings and the world have ever faced - and the ones who actually destroyed the world.
The actual monsters.
The narrative of the game merely touches upon that in both games, does nothing with it, perpetuates idiotic cheap Commie - Nazi - bad Dark ones issues for two fucking games already as the main plot and builds itself and its main quest - story around that.
Which is fucking boring, uninspired and - stupid.
Because they coudnt do anything else while they were coming up with ways to waste time and money on multiplayer and future "DLC" which includes higher difficulty for extra lulz.