As our good bro felipepepe reminded us, it's about time for the CARNIVAL!
I decided then to add to this thread a Cultural Corner in where I will rant about stuff.
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The Italian Carnivals
A pagan tradition that the Church was not able to eradicate, no matter how harsh the punishment, the Carnival is something that is fading away in the Italian's population heart.
Youngs just go gorge themselves with the many traditional recepies that we have, throw to each other streamers and stink bombs in equal measure, and the ageless tradition to spray the freshmen with colored stuff and sometimes dump them in a garbage bin.
Bugies! literal: lies, this northern Italy's typical biscuit is fried and can be filled with choccolate, custard and jam.
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But we are not here to talk about this!
Carnival in Italy can be a fascinating occurence and while you get out of the rubbish and clean up, you might be musing where to go to experience it fully.
Carnevale di Venezia
This ancient, ancient festivity has been around for...oh a thousand years, give or take. It is a rip off of the Panem et Circenses (Bread and Games) policy already extremely popular during ancient Rome, where if you lost a province, you wanted to tax the people or just slaughter whole civilizations you could throw a party to cover it all up...with even more blood flowing!
Those of you who watched the Gladiator movie might have an idea of what I'm talking about (watch Ben Hur instead!), but I assure you that during the history horribler (I claim poetical licence on this!) things have happened.
There is no boat like the gondola - Some of this masks can be a bit kitsch
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As I was saying the doubtful Serenissima government was throwing parties left and right to cover up some stuff happening and what better way to assassinate while during a huge city-wide masked party?
Now, there are other reasons for the birth of this fairly spectacular tradition and you can read more information here, don't forget to browse the masks, some can be crazy!
Carnevale di Viareggio
Viareggio is a small city in Tuscany, some kilometers north of Pisa.
This carnival is relatively recent, it will be the 139th edition this year and was born becouse some merchants were fed up about the strangling taxes (or so they say, merchants always complain about taxes!) so they decided to throw a masked protest, but with a twist: HUGE carnival wagons!
Did I say huge?
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This is fantastic because in order to build this wagons, almost the whole population used to cooperate (you'd need sculptors, blacksmiths, carpenters and so on) making this event a city-wide effort, with of course, liters of good wine and platters of food flowing.
Given the relatively small size of the city and the fact that is one of the few urban places that have almost none overhung electrical cables, some of this wagons reach 3 to 4 stories high!
Viareggio's carnival is satirical to say the least - Dario Fo's wagon! Among other things, this man is a Nobel Prize of literature.
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Carnevale d'Ivrea
Ivrea is a small city north of Torino, it has become famous for its battle of the oranges. This carnival was inspired by the tale of a female miller against an evil baron that claimed the jus primae noctis, the right of nobles to sleep with the bride the first wedding night. (William Wallace anyone?) Well, this young woman wanted none of this shit and just beheaded the bastard.
This inspired a revolt and the populace stormed the castle, winning against the guards.
At first, during the early carnivals they were using beans, throwing them around in the streets.
If you want to do it at home you'd need to battle-train the horses...
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Then they thought: "but why don't we try to massacre each other with frozen cold oranges, use makeshift war chariots and cover the streets with pulped oranges?" And so this stimulating carnival culmination was born. Each war chariot is composed of an orangers team that wears kevlar helmets and goggles, since they are besieged from the very start...if you do go there, do not go underneath the chariots, they WILL massacre you, if you are there it's open season.
Ouch!
That's it for this Cultural Corner update!
As usual, feel free to contribute.
Edit: I can't into spelling