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[a cut of domestic sheep prime]

Gods aren't spheres. Spheres don't really think I in any reasonable way. It's like when we first met the masters, could they kill us? Yep. Did they? Nope. They had their own agendas and that kept us alive. Same here.

Sphere diplomacy all over again because people think we have any leverage.

We have NO leverage.

Kill Shun => Declare war on Heavens for fucking around in earthly domain - this is the way to go.

Lambchop19 To who you want to expose the Heavens? No one will believe anyway and we have no POWERS to argue with celestials now. We need to gain power and then fuck them up. Revenge is best served cold.

But what if right now, we could make it so that Shun lives? We aren't exposing heaven to people, but to heaven itself. They will believe us when they see plainly that Shun is possessed. If Lady Ji can see it, then they certainly will be able to once we ask them to take a closer look.

 

[Akkudakku]

Gods aren't spheres. It's like when we first met the masters, could they kill us? Yep. Did they? Nope. They had their own agendas and that kept us alive. Same here.

Sphere diplomacy all over again because people think we have any leverage.

We have NO leverage.

Kill Shun => Declare war on Heavens for fucking around in earthly domain - this is the way to go.

Lambchop19 To who you want to expose the Heavens? No one will believe anyway and we have no POWERS to argue with celestials now. We need to gain power and then fuck them up. Revenge is best served cold.

But what if right now, we could make it so that Shun lives? We aren't exposing heaven to people, but to heaven itself. They will believe us when they see plainly that Shun is possessed. If Lady Ji can see it, then they certainly will be able to once we ask them to take a closer look.

If you want Shun to live then vote B. The level of wishful thinking in those options is the same (also I believe the apparition is Nuwa fucking with us just so we fail even harder).

 

[Nevill]

It's like when we first met the masters, could they kill us? Yep. Did they? Nope. They had their own agendas and that kept us alive. Same here.

Come to think to it, so did spheres.

 

[Absinthe]

If Nuwa was a reasonable person then we would not be in this shit in the first place.

 

[Baltika9]

After we will win ALL THE WARS.

The DEMONZ will keep us busy for a while. Got to prepare the powerbase for a heavenly crusade.

(She's also the character I never used ).

 

[a cut of domestic sheep prime]

After we will win ALL THE WARS.

The DEMONZ will keep us busy for a while. Got to prepare the powerbase for a heavenly crusade.

(She's also the character I never used ).

Spoiler

She ends up failing and getting all her friends killed.

 

[Baltika9]

Spoiler

Siblings, too, if I remember correctly. By a Demi-Lich, no less.

 

[a cut of domestic sheep prime]

It's like when we first met the masters, could they kill us? Yep. Did they? Nope. They had their own agendas and that kept us alive. Same here.

Come to think to it, so did spheres.

I don't think tearing us to pieces over and over or cleaning up database errors for the Observer qualify as agendas, humanly speaking. Not ones we could relate to or use anyway.

 

[Akkudakku]

Dangle a bad choice in front of Dex' and it flocks to it like flies to a heap of shit

 

[Absinthe]

Yep, to quote Lambchop19:

There are always more lemmings - as evidenced by C's current lead.

He is seriously going for sphere diplomacy.

 

[Nevill]

Spoiler

She ends up failing and getting all her friends killed.

Spoiler

Where we are going, we don't need friends!

I don't think tearing us to pieces over and over or cleaning up database errors for the Observer qualify as agendas, humanly speaking. Not ones we could relate to or use anyway.

I think you are starting to make my case for me.

 

[a cut of domestic sheep prime]

Hardly making your case, bro. These gods seem to have personalities, laws, agendas, emotions. The spheres were like idiot children with unlimited power. No laws, just morbid curiosity.

If Nuwa was a reasonable person then we would not be in this shit in the first place.

Dude, one more time I'm gonna say it: my plan isn't to be talking to just Nuwa.

Dangle a bad choice in front of Dex' and it flocks to it like flies to a heap of shit

same thing certain posters said about entering the fire temple.

 

[Absinthe]

In case you haven't noticed, heaven doesn't really like Chi You after what we did there last time.

The whole place is biased against us.

 

[Baltika9]

We can fix that by sleeping with Nuwa.

 

[Elfberserker]

Wouldn't it be hilarious, if most of immortals didn't give a crap about empire or us, or even all forgotten us excpect Nuwa and couple of others?

Immortal1: Say buddy, do you want to go fishing in cos-
"boomb" Xu Jing appears
Immortal2: Who the fu.
Nuwa: CHI YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Immortals1&2: Who!?What!?

 

[a cut of domestic sheep prime]

Absinthe So what? Bias or no, when we show that laws were broken, heads will roll - and not ours. We've had our punishment. Time for Nuwa to have hers.

 

[Absinthe]

Lambchop19, and what if it turns out laws weren't broken?

For instance, what if the curse that possessed Shun came from the Xuanyuan Sword? Shun took that sword himself, and the sword's curse could even be grandfathered past the law since it is from an older time when that decree did not yet exist.

 

[Nevill]

The whole place is biased against us.

Oh, let's have Man Tiger Pig crying about bias now!

 

[a cut of domestic sheep prime]

Lambchop19, and what if it turns out laws weren't broken?

For instance, what if the curse that possessed Shun came from the Xuanyuan Sword? Shun took that sword himself, and the sword could even be grandfathered since it is from an older time when that decree did not yet exist.

Perhaps. Only one way to find out. I personally like these odds a bit better than taking in the whole of heaven at any point.

Gods can punish gods a lot easier than we can.

 

[Absinthe]

Chi You managed to take on the whole of heaven before and very nearly won. Nuwa had to resort to all her trickery to stop us.

I'm pretty sure it's within our means to succeed this time.

 

[Baltika9]

I'm pretty sure "The Whole Of Heavanz" is more than a million celestial soldiers and two Immortals.

 

[treave]

Wait, why is everyone assuming that praying is going to get you a physical audience at the Celestial Court instead of a voice or two manifesting inside your head?

 

[Absinthe]

We're not. Some of the C voters are though.

I'm pretty sure "The Whole Of Heavanz" is more than a million celestial soldiers and two Immortals.

That was just the very last battle of Chi You's war.

 

[Baltika9]

And how miserably did he fail then?

 

[Jester]

Either option will be entertaining... that sounded like celestial.
Jing will be a sword to penetrate heaven, unfortunately brother metal crafter from Shaolin still didn't make that giant drill mecha yet. Shame. Its not like im planing to try change Jing into demon powered Rabbit making him impervious to everything except certain grenade.