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Machocruz
Arcane
I would create a AAA, multiplatform RPG just to troll popamolers. Bigger world than Elder Scrolls, best graphics, massive gotta-have-it marketing campaign, advertise tantalizing LARPing opportunities, paid-for reviews, coupons for free Dew and Doritos....with TOEE+ turn based combat, Wizardry punishing encounters, and more numbers than a financial report.
I would create a AAA, multiplatform RPG just to troll popamolers. Bigger world than Elder Scrolls, best graphics, massive gotta-have-it marketing campaign, advertise tantalizing LARPing opportunities, paid-for reviews, coupons for free Dew and Doritos....with TOEE+ turn based combat, Wizardry punishing encounters, and more numbers than a financial report.
Awor Szurkrarz
Arcane
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Hellraiser
Arcane
Can't he just travel around the world giving lectures on minecraft at universities? Works for useless hacks of former politicians talking about politics and "issues". Why should it not work for a hack of a game designer?
Personally I would just launch a new business. Hire some decent people, just be the "executive producer", "creative director" or whatever the fancy title for "I give money but have no idea how to do this shit properly" is. Of course, it would probably flop. But with 2 billion to burn he could repeat it ad museum until he dies of cardiac arrest, which won't be that far off judging by that candy wall of his.
With that kind of money, you could buy the rights to SMAC from EA and do a proper sequel/remake.
Personally I would just launch a new business. Hire some decent people, just be the "executive producer", "creative director" or whatever the fancy title for "I give money but have no idea how to do this shit properly" is. Of course, it would probably flop. But with 2 billion to burn he could repeat it ad museum until he dies of cardiac arrest, which won't be that far off judging by that candy wall of his.
With that kind of money, you could buy the rights to SMAC from EA and do a proper sequel/remake.
Metro
Arcane
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His workout includes walking to the candy wall and walking back to the couch.
notch be the kind of man that puts a "candy wall" next to his state of the art personal gym
Re: buying IP thing, it's easily within his price range. When THQ went bankrupt their stuff went for no more than $25 million for the top bids and as low as $500k for shit no one wanted like Homefront. This guy apparently loves games? There are no shortage of old IP's you could buy up and try to resurrect.
The answer is that he is fat so he is lazy and bored. He's unhappy because he likes ham too much. It's also why his woman dumped him.
Why do you think pigs feature so proeminently in Minecraft ?
Why do you think pigs feature so proeminently in Minecraft ?
Islam really has all the answers.
catfood
AGAIN
If I had his money I would fund a turnbased Pathfinder RPG with Tim Cain as lead designer and MCA as lead writer.
Also I'd hire JVC to do M&M 11 with the scope of WOX or MM6.
Also I'd hire JVC to do M&M 11 with the scope of WOX or MM6.
JUST DO COCAINE AND FUCK WHORES, YOU FAT TUB OF SHIT!
That only shows why he failed.
He made lots of money. Lots. He shown his ugly face, his real name everywhere.
Now he hates the world because all people who "like" him only want to live off his wealth.
Kem0sabe
Arcane
It was already in the house when he bought it, was one of the bullet point of the estate... Lol
notch be the kind of man that puts a "candy wall" next to his state of the art personal gym
Turjan
Arcane
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I think the house he bought gives the answer. It's big and empty, and it looks soulless and boring. It fits.
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Bet that is why he bought it. Not the location, not the house itself, but the fucking candy room.
Fat Nerd strikes big with a retard game and gets rich.
Scenario A.
Uses his newly found money for doing stuff he likes, only on overdrive. Buys a mansion between the woods. Plays eccentric loner. Finances a couple of cool projects and a couple of wacko ones. Remains fat, but lives the nerd dream.
Scenario B.
Sells his brainchild company, says "Fuck you" to his own country and friends by going to live in the Land of the Cool. Picks a luxurious but bland megahouse where Hollywood stars and all the "in" 'murican VIPs would go to party if the owner were someone else.
Picks B and fails.
Remains fat.
Scenario A.
Uses his newly found money for doing stuff he likes, only on overdrive. Buys a mansion between the woods. Plays eccentric loner. Finances a couple of cool projects and a couple of wacko ones. Remains fat, but lives the nerd dream.
Scenario B.
Sells his brainchild company, says "Fuck you" to his own country and friends by going to live in the Land of the Cool. Picks a luxurious but bland megahouse where Hollywood stars and all the "in" 'murican VIPs would go to party if the owner were someone else.
Picks B and fails.
Remains fat.
There's nothing worse to mental health than guaranteed affluence. This guy is gonna become a drug junkie, then he'll kill himself.
Stereotypical Villain
Arcane
Nurgle won't let his chosen champion die, not yet.
Robert Jarzebina
Guest
Notch biggest problem is that he has the worst taste.
His favourite musican is Skrillex, his favourite game is Team Fortress 2, he bought most soulless and kitsch looking mansion is the whole hollywood.
No wonder that even hes so rich no one intelligent wants to hang around with him.
He wont die normally.
Surrounded by gold digger chicks and false friends, he will be eaten alive by emptiness of his one dimensional shit life.
His favourite musican is Skrillex, his favourite game is Team Fortress 2, he bought most soulless and kitsch looking mansion is the whole hollywood.
No wonder that even hes so rich no one intelligent wants to hang around with him.
He wont die normally.
Surrounded by gold digger chicks and false friends, he will be eaten alive by emptiness of his one dimensional shit life.
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almondblight
Arcane
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Eh...all of the "if I had his kind of money I'd do something with my life" posts tells me that people like Notch are quite common.
Kem0sabe
Arcane
If he was a fit good looking dude he wouldn't feel half as bad, his problem is most likely rooted in low self esteem, and these depressed self hating nerds with money probably feel like they are still loosers and people will only hang out with them because of money.
Look at how happy that Bilzerian fucker looks.
Look at how happy that Bilzerian fucker looks.
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