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What can you tell me about the Commander, Guo Jia?
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Cheng Yu is a highly capable leader and an intellectual. He won't be easy to fool.
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Good thing we won't need guile in this battle.
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Assemble the siege towers and prepare for a full barrage.
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Fire.
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Men! Charge out of the gates! We'll die if we stay on the defensive!
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Pathetic.
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Say no more!
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Long live the Yellow Tur-
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Keep firing.
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Surely you will not fall for that, right?
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What the?!
 

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Remain calm and provide covering fire for our lord until the situation improves!
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It's a good thing there's no friendly fire.
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Yes, that would've been very harmful. And it seems like the enemy has not enough men to capitalize on the situation.
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Zhang Liang is here!
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Speak of the devil.
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Lord Zhang Liang is too reckless. This will turn to our advantage. Xiahou Yuan, maximize your cone of fire! There's no need to hold back!
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Ha! My favorite part!
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Heavens preserve us...
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Good to have you back.
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Ha, those fools saw a flicker of hope vanish right in front of their eyes. Sweep them aside!
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Is this how it all ends?
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My lord! You must retreat, while there's still a chance!
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No! Retreat into the city! Our last stand! To me!
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Be trapped like the rats you are.
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Find Zhang Liang!
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Curse your soul, traitor!
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Dammit! He escaped!
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No matter. He's cornered.
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And with his own army devastated in this battle, his chances of survival is almost zero.
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Let this fool go.
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Guo Jia, An Ding awaits.
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Yes, master. Destiny awaits.
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Books like these are worthwhile to get, despite the steep price.

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Item bonuses does not stack, though. Only the best item bonus comes into effect. So it's best to give away the lesser items to your followers who need them most.

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Xiahou Yuan, for example, has only 59 INT, which is his greatest weakness.
Time to present him with his gift.

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I thank you, my lord.

I also have only recently realized that since I've vanquished so many heroes I am in possession of so many artifacts like Cao Cao's favorite horse that guarantees escape, or Guan Yu's Dragon Blade that boosts WAR rating by 6. I've also come into possession of Zhang Bao's Book of Heavens, no doubt passed down from his elder brother. It's a +1 INT, but one can learn Wizardry skill from it if he fulfills the requirement of 700 Wizard EXP. Which is kinda impossible for most NPC to do cause he still has to learn Wind change & Weather Control.

Anyways, time's wasting. Let us settle this business with Zhang Liang.

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Sad.
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How so?
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This is going to be as anti-climactic as I predicted.
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Indeed. Too little, too late for him.
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Guo Jia...if I had stayed on, would the Yellow Turbans be victorious by now?
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Most probably. Ma Teng and Dong Zhuo is no match to your skills, and an united Yellow Turban is impossible for them to defeat.
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Too late for regrets now. Advance!
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Enemy Siege Tower has breached the front gate!
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All units fall back!
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Pathetic. This is truly an unfitting end to a majestic saga.
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My lord, quickly! Take cover behind the city gates!
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I'm afraid it's no use, advisor. Our fate.. is sealed.
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Keep firing till everything is dead.
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Shi Difen... are you satisfied?
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No, I am goddamn unsatisfied.
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So what they said is true-
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Come on! Get in the city so I can burn the whole city till I'm satisfied!
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No... Difen, both you and I know that is not necessary. The 'me' now...is truly unworthy. I am sorry. I surrender.
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WHAAAAAAAAT?!
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Why waste your life? You know the outcome is clear from this battle. I...am simply unsurpassed.
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If only my younger brother had been born earlier...
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Zhang Liang.
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Shi Difen. Why the reluctance?
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What makes you think I am reluctant?!
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You're fooling no one with that bravado. That look of boredom in your face - you didn't feel like you've won.
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You sound pretty happy for a loser, Zhang Liang. I guess you must be pretty glad you can rejoin your two elder brothers soon.
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We played with fire, and we got burned. There is nothing left in this game for you, Difen. I shall await the arrival of my loyal vassals in the Heavens above.
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You're going to hell, Zhang Liang.
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At least my suffering in this world ends - unlike yours. Yours is just the begin-
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Shut up! *STAB* Shut the hell up! You're all shit! EVERYTHING is shit! Why won't you give me a challenge?! Just when I unraveled everything - and ALL OF YOU SIMPLY BEND OVER AND SPREAD YOUR LEGS LIKE A PATHETIC WHORE IN WHITERUN!
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Cough...cough...you-you're insane.
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...what's he talking about?
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He might've totally lost it.
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Guo - Jia.. Heh- how many more million of lives does he have to toy with? Is there even--any meaning lef- ughhhh.
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No more. ENOUGH!
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SHUT THE BLOODY FUCK UP!
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That's kinda extreme Commander...
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?!
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I think you need to chill a bit...it's just a game man.
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Yeah, that high blood pressure. Say, are you still taking those meds lately?
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What the fuckkkkk?!
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Hey man, chill. Let's order KFC lah. Ten piece just nice four us eat 2 eac- oh wait, maybe order 20 piece better.
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What the bloody hell is going on?!
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Steve, I think you need a break from this game. How about tackling something new for once?
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I don't even...
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Didn't you get a new game recently?
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ArcheAge is terribad man, at least TOR had those lulzy cutscenes. AA is just a grindfest - like the one massive PVP outside Giran in Lineage 2 that made us miss our graduation ceremony...
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Now why you gotta remind us of that terrible memory?
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Someone better start making sense before I punch something.
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Let's play that new RPG, bros.
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A new party based RPG that was hyped to bring incline back to PC gaming? Oh man, I can't wait.
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You can't possibly mean...
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Oh yes.
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Oh man.
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Oh I heard it's like Fallout.
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OH NO. NO! NOOOOO!
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Come let's roleplay lah.
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Whee.
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:rage:

To be continued?
 

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:sad: If you really want to challenge, start as Shi family in Vietnam aka JiaoZhi. Take one fucking month to move from there to the nearest target.

Aside from that the game is just peter out, because AI is nothing to human players.
 

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Would love a character build for the four of us.
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Should just iron-man it. For extra emotional engagement.
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Who knows really? It can't be that hard of a game.
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Maybe it's a buggy piece of shit and we shouldn't play it at all.
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Stop being so edgy, Steve.
 

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So.. uh..which of the four are you anyway? No offense here. I'm having trouble telling you all apart. You're all asians, am I right?
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None taken, boss. Team Tech Support Singapore always rotate their shifts and is nearly indistinguishable, aside from our character quirks and behaviors. I'm RK, btw. The lead of this team.
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Nice to meet you, RK. Quite a team you got here.
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For the last fucking time, I don't wanna play this shit game!
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Chill out, bro. Remember our high blood pressure, man. It's not good to get angry without meds.
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Gotta agree with him there, but some of the words she said are rather fucked-up, man. To think we were always the one who troubleshoot her PC problems.
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Yeah! That fucking bitch! Double-standards?! I'll show her double standards. Fuck! I'll stab that bitch with this knife on Monday!
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Guys, guys! We're here to solve problems in the Wastelands, not to wonder if we ever gonna get to bang that nice looking girl who sits next to us in our old office. Whatever her color of bra-strap is, or how much bigger her butt has become of late, is of no concern as of now.
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Ahem, gentlemen. May I?
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Sorry, general. Go ahead.
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Welp. As you've witnessed today, one of our vets, Captain Ace is forcibly retired. I appreciate you all coming to attend his burial, fellas.
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It's the least we could do, sir.
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Yeah, wouldn't wanna miss the backstory. So, any waifus?
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That's the wrong question to ask, 47. The right question is: which is the most imbalanced build?
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Pipe it down assholes. We're larping this shit.
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I see you're all raring to start this investigation already. But first thing first: welcome to the Desert Rangers. Now start asking questions. I want answers. One of my men is dead and we're all in the dark.
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Got it. How did Ace die, sir?
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Why is this signal a threat in the first place?
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What's your name, son?
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Uh, he's Steve...we're all actually 'Steve' here. But you can call him 47.
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Well, Steve - signals' full of crazy shit. Not just any crazy talk mind you, I've had plenty of those - but this one's disturbed me greatly. It talks about a future where man and machine would be one.
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That's just like one of Mass Effect 3 ending! Holy shit! You copied Casey Hudson!
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Wow. So twist. Very Plot. I bet we'll be fighting that scorpion mech in the main menu.
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Quiet, assholes.
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Just trying to hurry shit along. Time's wasting. I wanna play something else. I want to finish this game and move on.
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As if you got good games to play, Difen? Unless masturbating to Nord rape is considered gameplay.
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FUCK YOU TOO!
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Guys, for fuck's sake.
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- also, it's coming for us. Desert Rangers, specifically. I can't ignore a threat like that. Got it?
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Uh, yes, boss. You mentioned Repeater units?
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The repeaters let us zero in on the source of those signals. And find out whether the threat is real or not. If you want to know more about the tech-details, talk to our Radio Expert in the Citadel, Wade Woodson. So, you all ready for your mission?
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Well, to be honest - we're not really cut out to be combatants out there. We're just tech support. I handle the customer calls, most of the time. Although we did stab someone while in 9th grade...
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Chill, fellas. I know you're all new to this Ranger business - and already you're being sent to a mission that got a ranger killed. I wish there's another option, but we're kinda spread thin at the moment - and getting a new team pronto for this kind of work is difficult. But you guys...you're a team. I can see the similarities. You all cover each other's weaknesses in their own way. Have a little faith in yourselves, and let the experience kick in. Trust me, I was new once too.
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Can we solo stuff in this game?
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Ignore him. We're ready, sir. We'll troubleshoot this issue and get back to you in 3 working days.
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Or next week. If we're not busy fabricating stock balances and profits.
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Good. Get to the area where Ace's body was found and do a thorough sweep. Find the missing log book and the repeater units. Report back once those two objectives are done. I want the bastards who did Ace in - but finding the source of the signal is just as important. I got a feelin' they're both connected somehow. You're free to return to the Citadel once you've completed your sweep for resupply.
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Why not now, sir?
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Surely, sir, the success of this mission is more important than testing us. Why can't you let us stock up to ensure we've got everything we need to succeed?
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Using logic on me, eh? Not bad, RK. Smart ass. Sometimes a little bit reasoning can convince people or expose their lies. That is if they don't get mad about having the truth being thrown on their face. So be very careful about what you say. It might be the 'right' thing to say at the 'wrong' time.
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I get it.
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Double standards, eh?
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FUCK YOU!
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Alright. Send us on our way then. Where is it on the map?
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A day's walk east of here. *circles a spot on the map* There you go.
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Better save game here man. All dem expositions.
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Good god, I wanna kill shit already. How do we get EXP in this game?
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I'd reckon we gotta find the world map and just start clicking on the enemy till it's dead.
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Seriously, get in character. It's the only way this game can be of any fun. Powergaming is out of the question. It's just too simple.
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No shit. Crouch to fire accurately. No stealth.
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At least we have toaster repair. LOL.
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MUST. KILL. SOMETHING.
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Alright, alright. Cut it out already.
 

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Alright, let's go, Steves.
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About friggin' time.
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Do you think they'll sell better weapons in there? We might have to hold on to our money first.
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No way to know till we sweep that area.
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Money's easy to get if we can keep killing random encounters anyway. So why are you so worried?
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Where's the fun in that?
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Let's see what we can buy with our starting cash.
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A bunch of overpriced guns and....what's this?
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It's a favorite meme back in the day, and I've decided to put in the sale shelf for extra lulz.
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Your amazing skill in ventriloquism is wasted on butthurt like these.
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Sorry for nitpicking, but it's fun.
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You want this lucky charm? That'd be 65 scraps. Rangers who carry these claim to have easier time handling animals in the wastes.
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Animals are either food or exp lah. Why waste time?
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Well, if using skill actually gave EXP...then we can tame the animal...THEN kill it for EXP.
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Fucking ice-cold, Steve. I love it.
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Alright, we'll come back once we have enough scraps for this, thanks for your time.
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Anytime, azns.
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Oh? Me? Sure,
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What the shit.
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Want me to kill him?
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No, it's ok.
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Well, you've had your fun. We'll be going on our way now.
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Butthurt detected.
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Hey lookie here...
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Some loot guys. Bullets and cash. Now I can afford that Akita figurine.
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Wow, so stash. Very treasured.
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Nigger, I really don't know how long we'll last without making up these quips ourselves.
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Yeah I kinda miss Jagged Alliance 2 already.
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There is a reason for me finding this, as there is a reason behind everything.
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Hah, I know that one. That creepy sniper is one of the best ever.
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If you bite it, Steve - who's gonna feed the dog? Huehuehue.
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Stop it, you're making me sad already. Whoa...hold on. Woman up ahead.
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Eh...didn't we see her in the intro?
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Psst. Pipe down. She's saying something...
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Yeah, don't give away our initiative. Prepare for imminent rape. *Draws his knife*
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WE WILL DO NO SUCH THING.
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Who's there?
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Uh.. I'm RK. We're the tech support team, investigating the death of Captain Ace for General Vargas.
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Psst, I noticed she has Ace's name tattooed on her arm.
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Nice catch, 47.
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Oh.. you're all - helping...Ace.. huh?
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You.. you noticed that, huh? Well, Ace always said I wore my heart on my sleeve. Year, we were more than old buddies. That's why it hurts so bad...
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You know I'm gonna get you.
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Yea!
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Whatever it takes to, get there~
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No I won't drop you~
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Like everybody else does!

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Ermm...are they your brothers? You're all..twins? Ahahahahah.
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WHAT THE FUCK GUYS! SHOW SOME FUCKING RESPECT, DIPSHITS!
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Hehehe me likey. Hehehhe.
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I'm really sorry about that. Your name?
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Angela Deth. You can call me Angie. You guys must be the new Ranger babies.
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Uh.. Babies? Us?
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I've been looking for you forever baby we go ~
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Together baby we go, we go!
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So this is why alts of Andhairas are banned almost instantly.
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Well. You kinda are ...cute as little...fat...asian...kittens. Y'all remind me of us - Snake, Razor, Thrasher and me - back when we were just starting out. Thinking we're gonna save the world for the future. Thinkin' none of us would ever die. I...
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So..which one of us reminds you of Ace? :smug:
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Fuck you, Steve.
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You jelly, bro?
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I'm just trying to have a normal conversation here. But I might just initiate combat and blow your head off.
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Scary, scary.
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Christ. Sorry. Don't listen to me. Youth is good. Optimism is good. If we all started worn out and jaded like me, nobody'd ever try to change the world...
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WHY ARE YOU ALL LOOKING AT ME!?
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It-it's not like I'm angry cause I care about what she said at all!
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Wow, that's gotta hurt.
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I WILL DESTROY YOU.
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Seriously, you kids go ahead and give it a go. Maybe it'll work this time. So, about your investigation, any leads so far?
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Well... Vargas mentioned something about a weird broadcast, did you hear any of it?
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We'll get those bastards, Angela. But first, tell more about Ace.
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Easy. I... I kinda know what's it's like.
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RK, I don't think seeing a woman crying over her husband dying to cancer counts.
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That's why I said I 'kinda' know. Okay?! I'm just trying to communicate here, dipshit. Why don't you just go back to fixing toaster, Steve? Or make coffee for the boss?
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Stir ah, stir.
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No point in fighting over this. We're all in the same boat...
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Yeah, the quiet china boy is right. Goddamit, Ace... I knew this one was trouble. I knew it.
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You knew about his mission?
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Of course! We were close. He was working on tracking that bastard's signals. It all seemed a bit boring to me, but then Ace started sayin' he was being tailed.
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Shit. Did he call for backup?
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I offered him, but he refused. He said he was just jumpin' at shadows 'cause those broadcasts had spooked him.
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Bad mistake, boyfriend...
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C'mon, man. Ease up on the anger.
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What? He could've got another gun watching his butt, and tried to be alpha as fuck. Instead, blammo.
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I shoulda gone with him. Why didn't I go with him?
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Well... Don't you worry, Angie. Leave it to us.
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Uh oh...
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Do we really need a woman?
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In our lives?!
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Another free gun. Why the hell not?
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I don't know..that's not what Vargas said...
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I know it's going against orders, but if you let me tag along, I'll help you find your feet out there. You're all new at this, right? I may be old and slow, but I know the wastes like the back of my hand. Whaddaya say?
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Do you shower often?
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Good question. Know that we must. Much presence of mind.
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She can shoot, and if this game is as Sawyerian as I think it is, she'll probably speed up the shit combat.
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Fine, fine. We'll take her along.
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So...what's your bra size?
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TIME'S WASTING! LET'S GO!
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You take good care of Angela now, you hear?
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Yeah, sure... but somehow I feel the opposite is gonna happen. Thanks for the meme toy.
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Why do you want it so badly anyway, boss?
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Well, this game doesn't have magic spells, is there? So might as well figure out Druid powers or something. Here goat, goat goat...here goat...
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What the hell, Fargo? What the hell?
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...There we go.
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Nice thinking boss, which way to the mosque? Could use a Qurban offering before we head out.
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Ahahah. You guys crack me up.
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Enough bullshit. Lock and load. Let's head out into the wastelands, kids!
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This is like the longest exposition land ever. And we haven't even killed anyone. Nor seen our 5-minute loved ones murdered before our eyes.
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In before drinking mutant blood protect you from radiation.
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This is gonna be fun, folks. Abandoned on page 11.
 

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So I told her, 'in the future, we won't need women as wives. An AI will be so advanced, that the lonely won't be alone anymore...'
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Yeah... and that's when the whole office gave those pitiful stares and kept waiting for the punchline that never came.
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Gee, you really think so, huh?
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It's not that hard, Angie! Just a simple clock function, heart-beat monitor, periodic SMS with dynamic speech pattern, simple graphical aging to simulate old age... you can even buy her new outfits like real women, with DLCs...
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Guess the whole post-apoc shit must've been a bummer, huh?
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Yeah. I guess we might all die a virgin after all...
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Awwww- HahAHAH! That's a good one!
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...
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:mad:
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Guys? What's wrong.
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That... wasn't a joke.
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OKAY ENOUGH! We're here! Stay alert! 47, radio General Vargas and start searching for clues.
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Loud and clear, sir. We're going in.
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Y'know that goat's been following us since forever...
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..that face isn't exactly endearing.
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I dunno, I'm getting a shiteatingnippledick-vibes from that creature.
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Yeah, I sorta want to kill it now.
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Guys, quiet! Let's get serious.
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Hey, there's something shiny up there...
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Oh god, it's Ace's!
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Hold on, I see people up ahead.
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Trouble-shooting time... *draws knife*
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No, hold fire until we need to.
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What? And miss out on the EXP? Holy shit, RK. You're getting soft on us.
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Maybe letting a pussy tag along is making him extra cautious.
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No offense, boys - but shooting first and asking question later isn't really going to help your investigations much. People talk better when they're alive. And you're all still green.
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See? C'mon. Easy on the triggers. Hey, you. We're Rangers here, doing an investigation. What's your business here?
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Well I-uh...
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Fuck that shit.
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Fucking Ace, my inner Chink-warrior. Yeah, you better listen to him, whitebread. Back the frag down, home boy. We're all azns here. And we eat dogs.
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Could really use a meat bun right about now.
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:lol:
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...uh... Ok, if you won't hurt us, we won't hurt you.
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Thanks for marking the map, friend.
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I can't believe that worked, man.
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Not bad, Grumpy.
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I-it's not like I'm trying to help you or anything!
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Here boy, here boy...
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Why are you playing with your dinner, faggot?
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...drop the tough guy act, man. Dogs are man's best friend.
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See? It loves its master so much, it won't join me.
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Then we kill the master first lor...
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Sigh. Whatever. Oh there's another one...here boy...want a treat?
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WOOOOF ARF ARFF!

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Whoa- whoa! Whoa down boy! Shit shit- SHIT!
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Look out!
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Get down!
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You OK, RK?
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Yeah- yea. Shit happens.
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Really? I thought that was urine smell...
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Fuck you, man...
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She stole our first kill. We must rape her.
 
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Baron Dupek

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:hmmm:
You know what? I propably delay my WL2 playthrough and just read this LP.
I see potential in this new LP. Will watch.
 

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Dead State Divinity: Original Sin
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How, Steve? Can fix or not?
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Can lah... just a bit more... Done!
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It's that sick broadcast again.
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Judging from the word 'vengeance', he might've had some dealings with the Rangers in the past.
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You know what'd make me happier? An actual music radio station playing old classics like in Fallout 3.
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C'mon lah - we all know Fallout 3 is a fantasy RPG disguised as a post-apoc shooter. Zombies chucking green fireball confirms this.
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Well yeah, I'm not saying Fallout 3 is a good game or anything but the radio station is a nice touch, the tracks I mean - aside from Three Dawwwwggg AwooooooOOOOOO~
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Can you please shut up about that game? Christ, at least New Vegas had some memorable characters in it.
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Well, yeah... but who could forget nuking Harold in Fallout 3? That poor bastard was begging to be burned, but since we don't carry a flamer around, we decided to just Fatboy his ass.
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Gosh, you're all real nerds, ain't 'cha? Discussing post-apoc games in post apoc.. heheh.
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It's called larping, bitch. Got a problem?
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Enough chit-chat! The investigation is still a go.
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Boss, I found something! A note of some kind!
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That's Ace's handwriting alright. But that meet up with Rail Nomads sounds suspicious.
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Angela, what are 'Rail Nomads'? Is that a gang of some kind?
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It's a place. Basically, the community there is divided into two, the Atchisons and Topekans. I couldn't remember what made them mad at each other, but between 'em they got enough old railroad tech that, if they worked together, they could give this area a real transportation system. Instead, seems like all they wanna do is blow each other's heads off. Idiots.
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Perhaps it's simply business rivalry turned up to 11 due to the absence of actual laws on business practices.
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Yeah, you had no idea how many sales promoters we had to track down after taking a company loan. I'd imagine lawyers aren't needed right now.
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Better yet, lawyers with guns.
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Ah yes, Gun Diplomacy.
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My name is Commander Shepard *draws gun* and my bullet would like to have a word with you...
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Pipe down, stay on the move. Gate's locked, 47, take a look.
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Looks like a simple fence, padlocked with an alarm attached to it.
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I got this.
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Done. It won't cry no more when picked... but I don't think we have a lockpicker.
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That's pretty surprising.
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What? Are you saying we're all azns and should know thievery?
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No, no.. I meant lockpicking is important out here if you want really good salvage.
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Well, step aside, cause I have a lockpick in my right foot.
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Nice teamwork, people.
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After you, m'lady. *Tips invisible hat*
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Uh... why are you doing that?
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Beats me, probably pre-wasteland meme. A bunch of interweb factions are pretty vocal about these..'hat wearing gentlemen' cult. Its meaning is probably lost in time, like shit down a toilet.
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I see.
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I've completed my sweep, aside from a few loose box of loots, there's nothing noteworthy. These raiders aren't talking much sir.
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Cool, let's head back to the bloodtrails.

Minutes later...
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Shit... is that - oil?
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Huh..
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Was Ace using some kind of oil-consuming machinery for transport?
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We call them 'vehicles', faggot.
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Wasn't asking you.
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No this is weird.. the trails, getting bigger, like whatever is leaking those oil is losing more further along the trail.
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Whatever it is, it's probably badly damaged, by Ace?
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Boss! Something big! Over there!
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Effin' knew it. A robot part. How predictable. Inb4mechaskorpion.
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Oh gods... Ace...
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We should take it back to the Citadel. Vargas would probably want to know.
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Yeah, let's move on.
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There's a cave here.
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Everyone get ready for trouble.
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What a weird place...
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Wow, a toaster!
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In, the middle of nowhere-
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With no context whatsoever...
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Next to a giant statue of a cat.
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DONE!
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So...you can make toasts now?
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Nope! I found a spray paint!
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This game's really shit at adding interesting content bro. I'd take Fallout 2 random special encounters over this.
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I know what you mean, but let's check out the Cat.
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And that gave us one Skill Point to spend.
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I told you this game is shit.
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Let's go, Skyway. Examine some tire textures while you're at it.
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Check the shack for anything, 47.
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Spare jacket. Some medical supplies I could use... and... a... card.
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Wow, that's so funny.
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Original crispy fried.
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Guise, check out my new jacket.
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How much armor points does it give you?
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Uh... zero. It's just..'appearance' armor.
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LOLWUT.
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Eh, everyone knows people wear clothes just for fashion. Armor..is for armor.
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That doesn't excuse jack. Look at how protective that jacket looked. And you're saying it offer even the slightest bit of protection? How about you get nekkid then?!
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He's right! I support that idea!
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Selling off our pants for painkillers and morphines on next stop.
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Guys stop nitpicking. We haven't even eaten anything for days, and still no after-effects.
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Right, right. Let's not have double-standards.
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FUCK THAT WORD!
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Hey, look a cave. Hidden behind the... camera.
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Chill. Let's take it nice and slow, rangers.
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Target is... a giant frog. Kappa.
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:hmmm:
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I'm outta here.
 

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Must've been the owner of this limb. Still, that giant toad, butter fried. Slurp.
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How about using animal domination?
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Why would you even want to try that?
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Couldn't hurt.
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Go ahead.
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Doesn't look like it's gonna approach us calmly!
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Watch out for its tongue! Remember Temple of Elemental Evil!
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Fuck! That hurt!
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Shit, got me too.
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Stay calm, boys!
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Gonna kill you, toady! Raarghhh!
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Try crouching before you make the cut, the more stable your footing, the better your accuracy! And you dodge better too!
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How does that even make any fucking sense when using a knife?!
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Just do as she says. Everyone crouch before taking a shot! I'll try taming this thing!
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He's totally into his role now.
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So much for that - shoot to kill!
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It took my sickle! Fucking thing just swallowed my sickle!
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C'mon it's just a giant animal!
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You're going down!
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Fucking shit's hitting us hard.
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I got this.
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Alright nice work guys. Sweep the area. See if you can retrieve the sickle it swallowed.
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Don't need to tell me twice.
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Found some med supplies here.
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Look, a steel case bearing Rangers' star.
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Repeaters. That must've been Ace's.
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Ah yes, the metal asshole. I nearly forgot about him. It.
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let me take a closer look at this guy.
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Boss, found some more pages.
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Hm.. a map of some sort leading to a place called 'Rail Nomads.' Ace circled it, I think I can trace it on our map. Right around... there.
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Could be worth checking that place out for leads. Didn't Ace met one of them here?
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Either the dude never showed up... or it was a trap for Ace.
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Boss, I think there's a power source of some sort on this bionic guy.
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You sure you can handle it? It might explode...
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We've boiled electric kettle on an open flame before...
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Only to melt the plastic bottom and pissed off the landlady....
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Sheesh, it was our first time. A black gumtape at the bottom and it still boils as good as new.
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Whatever, take a painkiller and extract that power supply. Everyone, back off.
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Thanks for the vote of confidence, boss.
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Alright... if I'm not wrong - this should be it..*clip* Let's start... Hmmm mmm mmmm hmmm hmmm mmm hmmmm~
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Sitting here wide awake...
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Thinking about when I last saw you
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I know you're not far away
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I close my eyes and I still see you
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Sitting here next to me
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Wearing everything but a smileeeeeee~
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I'm sitting in the derp!
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She's typing on the table
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Stealing just a glance~
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She's someone else's angel
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And now I'm standing in the derp, derp~oh~derp derp~
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Done!
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Great job, Steve. Let's wrap this up. I'll radio command after we finish cooking the frog legs.
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Wow, you chinks really eat anything...
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Trust me, Angie - frogs legs are pretty good.
 

Azira

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Just wait for the first time you encounter honey badgers. :smug:

If you get a call about trouble in the "Leve'L'Upe" mine, respond! You won't regret it. +M
 

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Man, just look at that juicy, giant leg. All we need is butter. But what can you do? Let's roast this sucker.
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Mmmm, yes. Been a long time since we had one of these.
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Sure you don't want any?
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I'm fine, thanks. You guys.. enjoy the treat. Hey, Angie. You okay?
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H-huh? Yeah, I just need a moment.
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But what?
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She probably wanted to kill it herself.
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Yeah, I wish I could make it suffer.
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Don't we all?

Minutes later.

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That tastes good, man. Ahh but I still miss the deep-fry ones.
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Or the sour-stewed one, drizzled with lime. Or tuna wrap.
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Yeah, but those days will never come back, man. Just be glad we're still alive and kicking after the bomb hits.
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It's a fine meal, but it's no KFC.
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Now why'd you gotta make me sad, nigga? You know that's one thing we can never have.
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Alright, folks. Enough R&R - let's pack it up and move out.
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All good?
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Yeah, let's go.
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Affirmative, found the repeaters and the log book. And a metal man.
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Synthetics?
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Nerdier terms for 'robot'. C'mon man - remember Legion from Mass Effect?
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Yeah, fancy words for smart bots. Any bot that can think for itself falls into the Synth category. Plain old robots are dangerous enough, ones that think for themselves are a nightmare.
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Scrapheads. Heh.
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Wastelands 2: Binary Domain.
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Seems convenient that both are sorta essential. Water and food.
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Wanna bet that the game will force us to save one or the other?
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That's so potato, man.
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We'll see. Would be nice if we can actualy save both, with great difficulty, of course.
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Talk to Matt Forrestal in Ag Center about hooking up to their radio dish. Used to be one of us, now he run things down there. Matt's good people.
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Anything special about the dish, General?
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Used to be a part of an old satellite relay system, from what Woodson tells me. Strongest transmitter in Arizona.
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Copy, General. On our way.
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Roger, Echo One. Ranger Command out.
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I feel stronger.
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How come he gets to level up first before all of us?
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The power of bullshit compels him.
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He meant charisma.
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Not sure how it works...whatever.
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Alright, I think I know more about animals now. Let's head back and refill our canteens.
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Boss! Contact!
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Engage.
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EXP time.
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Fuck, how come we always start out in the weirdest of places?
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Don't know. Just duck and let Angie take the first shot.
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Too late, they've spotted us!
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Rangers, return fire!
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Wow, they're coming at us with machetes!
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Troubleshooting time.
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Yeah this is turkey shoot.
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This guy has a funny way of making an entrance.
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Is that all?!
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One left!
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Allow me!
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sgc_meltdown achieved.
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Wonderful work, tech team.
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Sweet, I think I just leveled up.
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Grats man. Alright, sweep for salvage before we move out.
 

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