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Completed Let's solo Baldur's Gate 2 on Insane (feat. The Codex)

Krraloth

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Man you sure look like you're having fun playing this.

Moar?
 

MrContinuity

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30XP for killing a wolf? DECLINE
:whatisfun:

Congratulations on finishing Shadows of Amn. Here's to Throne of Bhaal.
 

The Codex

Educated
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Previously on Mico Selva Dies in PoE:

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Honestly, I have no idea what's going on in this picture.

Update #2: Picking Up The Pace

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Great, except you still have not told me what a biawac is.

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You guys go ahead, I will be backing you up from the rear.

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You just want to keep staring at Calisca's ass.

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I neither admit nor deny anything.

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Convenient, from a linear storytelling point of view.

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I was expecting Heodan to start bitching how much it hurts at this point, but it seems he has avoided his usual injury this time. Cool.

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No. 'Someone else has been here. We should see if they left anything useful.'

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You mean 'valuable'.

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Those are synonyms.

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Two sets of camping supplies? This must mean the loot here is random.

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Hey there, little fellow.

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Pussy.

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Nah, I am just working on my reputation.

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Nice work, Calisca.

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Dead people mean loot.

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Looks promising.

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Apparently this task proved too much for him.

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Floor traps in my time weren't glowing as obviously as this.

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Thank you for your valuable input.

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You take care of this, Heodan.

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And you did not even die. Impressive.

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Before we move past the glowing floor, let us check this side-entrance here.

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Yes, these are here in case Heodan did not make it this far.

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How do you like them oozes?

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Disgusting.

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But easy to defeat.

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That is an interesting-looking wall.

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I can tell it looks like a stone face.

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What do you know, a stone face!

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Good thing I have read that journal.

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How exactly do you blind an ooze?

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Ask Heodan, he is the one doing it.

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Impressive collective effort, people.

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Seeing all these valuables makes me want to explore these ruins myself.

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We can trade places any time.

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Over your dead body. :smug:

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And very fashionable this time of the year.

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We will wait here until the bat-rat is lying on the ground, Calisca.

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Twice failing to blind a prone whelp. Get your stuff together, Heodan.

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Alright!

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I can't wait until you lose those meatshields and have to face your destiny alone! Like I did!

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If you say so.

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Why waste a perfectly good hammer and chisel...

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...if you can send a woman to do the job.

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Thank you.

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Stop hiding like a coward!

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What if I am a coward?

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You're still forbidden to hide!

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Its friend is not very eager to join...

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...so we need to force it.

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Down, boy!

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I am kind of enjoying this, actually.

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Let us stay on our guard for the time being, okay?

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Withdraw! Withdraw!

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Alright!

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I think we have been here already.

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Finally a promising-looking fight! Go spiders!

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You are a really antagonistic DM, you know.

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We did it! No casualties!

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Fuck!

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Into the light we go.

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I promise you it won't be so easy NEXT TIME!

If there will be a next time.
 
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The Codex

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Previously on Mico Selva Dies in PoE:

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That is the best summary of what happened, I think.

Update #3: Ditching The Baggage

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Ah, sunshine, at last.

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Either the fog of war bugged out, or a cutscene of some sort is happening.

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That would be the latter.

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'It is totally an honor to have your soul sucked out like this, honest.'

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So, what exactly is going on?

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These people unknown to us are sacrificing themselves in a foul ritual that does something, but we do not know what.

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Great plot hook!

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ur fuckd

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Must be one of those pillars of eternity.

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So they actually ARE in the game.

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Or not.

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That's a dorky-looking helmet.

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Wait, is that all, what question was that?

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Are the... Oh, wait, that would too spoilery.

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:smug:

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Good riddance.

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I guess you will not be needing your equipment any more.

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You really do see the world in bright colors.

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Hey, check this out.

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Yuck.

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They do not waste time establishing adra as the magical rocks that do everything.

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Not much else to do in that area, so we are moving on.

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The first time I saw this, I thought they meant in-game time, and not, you know, actual six hours.

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No worries. There will not be any reloading after death in this LP.

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It is always good to find pre-killed loot droppers.

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And it seems I have earned a level-up. Neat.

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Fuck, this means you will be harder to kill now.

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Hopefully just a bit too hard.

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Finding excess camping supplies is a good opportunity to rest.

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Wake up and move on!

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Let me see and not be seen...

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Are you going to talk to them?

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Not at this point. Too suicidal for my taste.

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Then stop standing around and do something!

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Like fighting this attack-on-sight outlaw?

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Yes. And hopefully getting killed.

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Not this time, I am afraid.

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What are these pathetic damage numbers? This is taking forever! Even the space piglet looks bored out of its ass!

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FINALLY!

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Uhm, nope.

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HI THERE!

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Poaching, eh?

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Only up to a point, trust me.

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That was one hell of a stealth bear, it seems.

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That bear sounds promising, we should visit it. :smug:

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The owner must have escaped after being attacked by the iron-stealing bandits.

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Careful now...

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And down you go!

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No getting up, please.

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There we go.

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You are the most boring LP character EVER.

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Xaurips are about the only enemies I am not afraid to fight in groups.

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But I still prefer lonely prey.

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And done.

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Fuck you!

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Time for a real test of my abilities!

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Go on...

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This is not going as well as I hoped it would.

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Run away!

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Two disengagement misses is just not fair...

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Oh shit...

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:yeah:

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Thank you for you attention, ladies and gentlemen. That would be all.

There will not be a next time.
 
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Andnjord

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I have to agree with The Codex, this PoE is far too lenient on the hero. This means only one thing, MicoSelva has to come back in his role of DM, only he knows how to inflict proper pain on a protagonist!

EDIT: Well, because of the moderator queue my post looks mighty silly now, doesn't it?
 
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MicoSelva

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Codex 2012 Codex 2013 Codex 2014 PC RPG Website of the Year, 2015 Codex 2016 - The Age of Grimoire Make the Codex Great Again! Grab the Codex by the pussy Insert Title Here RPG Wokedex Strap Yourselves In Codex Year of the Donut Codex+ Now Streaming! Enjoy the Revolution! Another revolution around the sun that is. Serpent in the Staglands Divinity: Original Sin Project: Eternity Torment: Tides of Numenera Divinity: Original Sin 2 Bubbles In Memoria A Beautifully Desolate Campaign Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire Pathfinder: Kingmaker Steve gets a Kidney but I don't even get a tag. Pathfinder: Wrath I helped put crap in Monomyth
Bros, this is going to be a long expansion. The first update will probably consist only of our (failed) attempts at killing Illasera, at it might even be a two-parter from what it looks like at the moment.

Damn Gaider and his fucking mod...
 

Andnjord

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EDIT: Well, because of the moderator queue my post looks mighty silly now, doesn't it?

Why in flying fuck are you still on mod queue? Did you... misbehave?
Oh, not me. The Codex is. You see you cannot give a figment of one's imagination free reign, otherwise they might go around and kill upstanding Codexers like our Mico Selva.
 

MicoSelva

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Codex 2012 Codex 2013 Codex 2014 PC RPG Website of the Year, 2015 Codex 2016 - The Age of Grimoire Make the Codex Great Again! Grab the Codex by the pussy Insert Title Here RPG Wokedex Strap Yourselves In Codex Year of the Donut Codex+ Now Streaming! Enjoy the Revolution! Another revolution around the sun that is. Serpent in the Staglands Divinity: Original Sin Project: Eternity Torment: Tides of Numenera Divinity: Original Sin 2 Bubbles In Memoria A Beautifully Desolate Campaign Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire Pathfinder: Kingmaker Steve gets a Kidney but I don't even get a tag. Pathfinder: Wrath I helped put crap in Monomyth
Quick poll, bros:

A. Stay solo, refuse Sarevok's offer
B. Stay solo, kill the bastard for good
C. Recruit Sarevok, forming a Chaotic Evil Bhaalspawn Band of Brothers (CEBBoB)
D. Recruit Sarevok and enslave him

Vote fast, there is not much time.
 

MrContinuity

Learned
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He killed Gorion and destroyed Candlekeep! Which means the Codex didn't get to kill Gorion and destroy Candlekeep!
 
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Abelian

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