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Completed Let's solo Baldur's Gate 2 on Insane (feat. The Codex)

Lonely Vazdru

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I just discovered this thread today, and it being awesome, I now have to read it from the start and report you for blatant brofist harvesting. Fuck you MicoSelva and your assholish character.
:rpgcodex:


What's a MicoSelva btw ? A mushroom forest ? Anyway, I hope it doesn't take me as much time to read this as it took you to create it.

Thanks ! :bounce:
 
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Holy Fucking Shit, Batman!

Update #76: Reaching The Bottom, part II: Push The Button

And here is the official theme music for this update:



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We could joke that this is the awesome button, but we have already found that in the Underdark.

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Could still be awesome...?

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Forget I said anything.

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First orcs and now hobgoblins. This level is just making fun of me.

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It started with orcs, but ended with dragons, so it might still surprise you.

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A consumable with no description or way to identify what it does. Thanks, but I'm not in the mood for roguelikes.

Let's push the button some more (note: I cut out all screenshots where we push the same button again, to save time and space sanity).

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Kuo-toa... That's a step up from hobgoblins... In some ways.

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But in others, it's not.

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Fuuuuuuuuuck yoooooouuuuuur slooooooow speeeeeeell.

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AndNowICanEatSushiWhenICampForToday.

Back to the machine.

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Trolls! SuperCool!

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ThisLooksLikeAJobFor... TrollSwatter!

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StayStill...

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LoL.

More button-pushing awaits.

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Oh fuck.

These are greater wolfweres, if someone had any doubts.

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Luckily, I am not a defenseless noob that I was when I fought these for the first time.

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One more moment...

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OH FUCK YEAH!

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Fall before The Codex!

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Die like puppies you are!

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Bad dog!

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Oh yeah, bring more of those sweet level ups.

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I can hardly get any more awesome, but every little bit helps.

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I think it is time to finally get this ability. I have a feeling it might be useful... soon.

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I think we broke it.

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One of the red globes is not a consumable and needs to be placed in the right pillar (column?).

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Red vs. blue. Which is better and why?

Discuss!

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A hot mage chick? Ok, blue is better.

She is hostile, though.

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Most women I meet are. I really don't know why...

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Sucks to be a mage when you fight against a dude wielding a sword of dispel magic and 50% magic resistance.

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This is another mage, in case you are wondering.

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She is however, going the same route.

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Oh look, she's resisting. How cute.

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Mwahahahaha! Slaughter!

I am not sure if you should be enjoying slaughtering women so much.

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But she didn't like me!

Not enough of an excuse, I am afraid...

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I bet Jack The Ripper was as misunderstood as I am.

Let us just push that button again.

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I need to install this chick-dispenser in my Planar Sphere.

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Oh, sweetie...

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Such things don't work on me.

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You should have also not bothered with the make-up.

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Seriously, why are they all women?

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Aah, there you are!

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Kind of disappointed here. I expected them to get stronger after each button push.

Well, they probably were.

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Let's see what's in the green.

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Ok, so, the key here is non-humanoid monsters?

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I'm not sure they are worth that much XP.

Pushing the button again.

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Are umber hulks humanoid?

For me, about as much as Kuo-Toa.

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They are much less annoying to fight against, though.

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Ok, I am lost now.

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But not as lost as to forget I got this!

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First try.

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Third try.

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Uh.... not sure.

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It's like a harvest season here today.

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In case you are wondering why I invested into Set Traps again... There is no answer.

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My experience is you can never have too many of those.

Let's recommence our button-mashing.

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Ok, this is a significant step-up from the last group...

Hive Mother, Death Tyrant and Elder Orb. Nice bunch.

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Well, that was fast.

Death Count: 329

Load Game.

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I expect a problematic encounter.

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But these can usually be defeated by casting powerful spells in advance.

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Those beholders will have a few surprises waiting for them.

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Also, brosword, for distraction.

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I do not envy that sword.

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Aah, we meet at last. How did you like my welcoming gift?

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And you are right on time too, I have just finished with your friend!

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Critical strike: converts 100% of hits into crits.

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What are you babbling about?

Nothing, nothing...

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I love how they only fall down after they realize they're dead.

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This hive mother seems like quite a tough nut to crack.

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But this is easily solved, I assume.

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Ok, maybe I will use one other ability...

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Yet another hostile female.

Death Count: 330

Loading.

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Do we have a plan?

Try to kill her before she kills you.

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You truly are a master tactician. Not.

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You! Die!

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I hate women, who won't listen!

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This is not going well!

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Ah? What? Are you dead? Shit...

Death Count: 331

Load.

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Seriously, we need a plan.

Was there not a spell that should protect you from her abilities?

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Oh yeah! Now I am invulnerable!

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It does not seem to be as effective as I've remembered it to be!

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YES!

So, was this pure chance or has that globe actually helped?

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Whatever! I won!

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And that does it for the green button, so let me just quickly put this into place.

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And here.

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This is the last one.

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Oh. I's going to be undead, isn't it?

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I've got just the tool for that!

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Bad idea! Bad idea! The mace sucks!

Lack of mace proficiency probably has some significance here.

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I will just whack them with my uberstick!

(If only I remembered we found the 1d6+10 damage Staff of the Ram in the previous update...)

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Ready when you are!

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I don't think they should be bleeding.

Somebody call Bioware to patch this out.

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You can stop circle-jerking there. Time to die... Uh, I mean: be destroyed.

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Somebody call Bioware to patch 'Skeleton Warrior - Death' out too.

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And that's that.

To the purple button!

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Wait, weren't devil shades the ones that turned out surprisingly lethal just a while ago?

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Yup, I remembered that correctly. Stoneskin time!

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Fuck, stop interrupting me!

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Come on, give me a little break!

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Go away, I'm busy!

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Fuuuuuckyouuuu!

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Let's see what this ability is worth.

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I seem to still be alive...

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Again!

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Gotcha!

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Fuck, fuck, fuck!

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I see you have been separated from your friends...

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And they've arrived just in time to see you die!

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Fuck you, fiends, you're not killing me!

The strength modification you see on The Codex's portrait is the effect of one of the consumable globes from the monster summoning machine. I am not sure how much of a boost it provided.

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HA! I prevail once again!

Time to summon the next group.

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Vampires? How are these stronger than devil shades?

Maybe these are ancient vampires or something like that?

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BOOOYAH!

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They weren't ancient. I hope for something more interesting this time.

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A lich? They clearly underestimate me.

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Oh, wait, there are two.

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Get on with it!

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Whack.

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Lol, that backsunfired pretty bad.

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Whoa, too close for a first date!

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Heh.

Time to put the last globe into place.

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So underwhelming.

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What? I've just spent hours fighting waves and waves of enemies that I summoned myself! How is that wisdom?

Next time: The glorious tale of how we got the last key, obviously.
 
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Baron Dupek

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-Mwahahahaha! Slaughter!
I am not sure if you should be enjoying slaughtering women so much.
-But she didn't like me!
Not enough of an excuse, I am afraid...

Women fought for equality and they got it with all disadvantages.
 

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I love this weapon.

Update #77: Reaching The Bottom, part III: Like Hot Knife Through Butter

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And the final oversized door leads to...

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...more devil shades. Typical.

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I could use a sunfire right now.

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Devil shades split into two shadow fiends when killed, as shown in this screenshot.

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It doesn't matter, since shadow fiends are harmless. Relatively.

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I might as well use this.

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Slowly hacking through...

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This feels more like harvesting than fighting.

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Oh yeah, old skull magic. This is going to be awesome.

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Ok, where the fuck am I now?

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This Spirit Panel has X, Y, A and B buttons, along with two analog sticks and a d-pad. Okay. How do I... Oh, here are some inscriptions.

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'Press A to search the room.' 'Push the left analog stick to move.'

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A, shit, a ghost!

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Let's whack it with my trusty blade!

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PWNED.

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Obsessive-compulsive searching fails me yet again!

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:fuuyeah:

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One identical room after another. I must have stepped into Dragon Age 2!

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A drawer, you say...

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Holy Ackbar!

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Twenty-five fucking damage! Come on!

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Let's head back.

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I bet this is going to heal me.

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FFS.

At least we are still alive.

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Leaving!

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Look, goblin-boy, this is not the best moment...

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Oh yeah! Not a scratch! No loot makes me sad, though.

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Aha!

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I guess my magical helmet is too much for you!

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I own this place.

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Loot and XP! Two things worth living for!

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There's a bunch of bones in the next room, maybe you can just eat those?

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No damage taken! That helmet kicks ass.

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Finally, some healing!

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What a hostile environment this dungeon is.

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I am too awesome even in this form.

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Let's move on! I want to see the final boss!

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Ominous presence, huh?

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Fuck yeah.

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Sure there is no return. For anything that faces me!

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Uh, sorry for the screenshot-spoilers, I guess.

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BOOM!

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Well, that was easy.

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To be honest, I kind of enjoyed that. But it is good to be done with this level finally.

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Uh... guardians? Nobody said anything about guardians.

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Fuck...

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Who the hell are you?

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Stop it with the fucking blur already!

Oh, they are just starting.



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Huh? Who cast time stop?

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Hey, they have a mage too!

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Stop resisting!

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That's better!

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How do I deal with you, though...

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Fuck!

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They are stubborn, I'll give them that!

This is not be visible in screenshots, but every time you dispel their blur they stop attacking to renew it, which has actually saved us here. The Codex hit every one of them once and then switched targets, with Carsomyr dispelling blur and reducing the overall damage output of the group, and damaging them at the same time.

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Soon, they all fall.

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Alright!

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And the mage even dropped something.

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Interesting... But only +3 and clubs still suck.

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This feels surprisingly similar to the button-pushing machine from before.

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But before we turn the key...

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A lich? Is that all?

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Ok, this is new.

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I have a feeling this might be useful...

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Don't make me go with fire immunity after reloading!

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Shadow door? Now that's just trolling!

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Come back into the light!

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Fuck, fuck, fuck!

Let's retreat and return properly dressed.

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Meaning this.

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Azymantes summoned an efreeti in the meantime, but this does not matter if we have fire immunity.

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Goodbye, Ozymandias!

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Fire walk with me, lol.

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Boom!

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Well, these were a pain in the ass.

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Have I mentioned I hate efreeti? Or is it efreetis? Anyway, I hate them.

We are missing a screenshot inserting the third and final key, so you will have to imagine that.

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Let's see that final guardian group.

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Oh. Shit.

Next time: Things get ugly.
 
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Krraloth

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THe update speed is real.
Thank you Mr. MicoSelva. I've been a huge fan of The Codex' adventures but I'm am not sure if I ever said it.
 

Erebus

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Fights against groups of very different enemies are my favorite thing in the BG series. This one is pretty nice.
 

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I'm actually thinking of doing a BGT run with 3 characters pre-made.
I wonde what mods should I include as difficulty and rape-squad spawning scripts into it.
 

Abelian

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This reminded me of the lyrics to a Tangerine Dream track where they actually used vocals:

Upon this key, time will slide
Beyond the lock, you lose your mind
And as our door becomes open
A rush of sound is found inside
Creating dreams that pass you by

You may live through your life a long long time..
But you will never know from where it came,
Yet all you've seen is what you've wanted to,
You're walking forward as you look behind,
Still watching those old memories fade and die...

This door is heavy, and is deeply stained,
With wasted tears, that try to fight in vain,
You may be sitting, feeling quite secure,
But listen carefully - and this key is yours -
For we can lead you far beyond that door...

 

MicoSelva

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Oh. Shit.

And check this out, you are supposed to defeat them 'with ease'. Good luck!

Update #78: Reaching The Bottom, part IV: Almost There

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Hmm...

Death Count: 332

Load.

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What happened? I felt like a freight train ran over me.

Well, that is more or less what happened. We need to prepare for its arrival.

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Let's put some dynamite on the tracks.

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Hey, what's that? That lich from before must have dropped something.

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Such crap.

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Wow, a sling. Goes straight into the trash.

You would not be saying that if we were playing NEO Scavenger.

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But we're not.

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Fuck yeah, die a horrible death!

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Such a glorious clusterfuck!

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Uh, is it still ongoing?

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Holy shit...

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And the funny part is, only one of them died.

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Oh fuck.

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Come on, show me what you've got!

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Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow!

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And the funny thing is, I did not even have to remove the armour to set all those traps.

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FUNNY!?

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My bad, I guess.

Death Count: 333

Reload.

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I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!

But not right now.

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Traps are so fucking awesome.

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But these guys suffer from severe HP bloat.

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Also, that huntress bitch does not seem to get damaged here at all.

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Fuck yeah, die!

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Oh yeah, that's three dead! This should be easy now!

tl;dr: Traps killed Y'tossi, Hive Mother and Nalmissra.

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That huntress, however...

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Wait, I thought Y'tossi was dead?

Could be some kind of a glitch. Or maybe I mixed up screen-shots.

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New top-tier spell, awesome!

And this is a double, fighter/mage, level-up.

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Even better!

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Let's do it!

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What, can't touch me? Maybe I am just untouchable?

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Definitely touchable.

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How about now?

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Stop healing yourself!

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Shit, shit, shit!

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Aha! Now you die!

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Get back here!

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Get ba- Oh, shit.

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I was right, Y'tossi did not die before!

Whatever.

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Nu-uh, No spellcasting without my approval.

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Shit! You again?

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Did I lose her? Is she still after me?

Now you can feel like Robert Pattinson.

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DIIIIIIE!

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No! Fuck! Fuck! No!

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Fuck, fuck, fuck... Potions! I need potions.

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Get away from me!

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Ah, shit.

Death Count: 334

Loading.

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What the fuck is wrong with that woman?

It seems she has an impressive THAC0 and becomes pretty deadly after running out of arrows, since she deals much more damage in melee.

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We can try and counter that with good AC.

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Aaaaaiiiieeee! Takes those women away! Take them away!

Goddamnit.

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I guess we need to deal with random fear effect too.

Death Count: 335

Loading game.

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Let's try that again.

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That's one down.

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No! No! You go away! Can't you see I'm busy!

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Fuck you!

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This is clearly not working. We need more ranged AC.

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And more.

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-25 should do the trick. I hope.

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Now I'm ready for the archers duel!

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Too bad she ran out of arrows again.

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Fuck you both.

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Wait.. are those... Bees?

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Stop following me!

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She has to die eventually...

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NOT THE BEES! AAAAAAAAAH! MY EYES! MY EYES!

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That Huntress gal is starting to get on my nerves...

Death Count: 336

Loading game.

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Defeat them with ease my ass!

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This time we are going with the -25 ranged AC from the beginning.

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Xei Win Toh is just unable to get any screen time in this LP.

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Alright! You and me! High noon!

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WTF is with her shooting speed and accuracy!

Seems like she is just better than you at this. And that is the easy part. She will use up her arrows soon...

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Like this.

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INVISIBITILITILYTY!

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OW! FUCK YOU!

We need a laugh tack for this episode.

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Note: this is the same death screen as previously, because I do not have the one that should be here.

Death Count: 337

Loading game.

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Not fair! I was invisible!

This game achieves the highest emotional engagement levels possible.

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And we begin another attempt by exploding Xei Win Toh once again.

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This time you die, bitch!

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Wand of paralyzation! Surprise!

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It is all a question of finding suitable tools for the job.

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You know...

DO NOT say anything about repeatedly impaling a restrained woman, please.

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Wow, you have such a dirty mind.

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:fuuyeah:

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Oh yes.

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And another level up. This is like Christmas come early.

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I'll take another one of those, yeah.

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And she almost ran out of arrows this time too.

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That's a weird-looking longbow.

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Hey there. You should be dead.

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Easily fixed. Same thing with your drow friend...

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Not the fucking bees again! I KILL YOU!

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Want to face your death up close?

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Suits me just fine!

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Just gold? Lol...

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I kind of expected better loot than this.

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Yeah...

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We already have this one, right?

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We do now.

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Whoa, this looks like a portal to a world where Elvis is still alive.

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Alright, it seems to have stabilized.

I liked how hive mother is still protected by improved mantle, by the way.

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Damn, I've only just entered and it is already hitting on me. Damn it, Bioware!

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Wait, is it Cthulhu?

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Clergy is trying to deceive me? Perish the thought. :roll:

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Hm.

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Promises, promises.

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Yeah, I am totally setting free something locked at the bottom of the hugest fucking dungeon EVER. Sounds reasonable.

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What? You think I won't do it?

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Just watch me.

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You are still more pleasant to deal with than the Huntress.

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Well, fuck.

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I guess I'll have to negotiate with mr. scaryface after all.

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Revenge is fine with me. I like revenge.

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Moar power? Actually... Maybe...?

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Sure, you can trust me.

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Yes!

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Sweet, sweet freedom.

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No need to hurry too.

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Time to spill the beans, gramps.

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Foolishness? Fine, do what you want.

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Good luck. You're gonna need it. :smug:

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Even if I wanted to tell them he's not dead, I don't care anymore.

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Aaah! WTF?

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Yeah, yeah, say what you must.

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Demo-who?

Stop pretending you do not know who he is.

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Yeah, fine, I knew this already.

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I don't care which option is best, only which is the most profitable.

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This NEW AND IMPROVED scroll does what nintendont!

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[Lie] Very well... if it costs me nothing, I will use the scroll. [Deceptive]

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Oh, I am wary. You can be sure of that.

Next time: Will The Codex use the scroll or will he THE CODEX VS. DEMOGORGON! ALL ABOARD THE HYPE TRAIN!
 
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Tigranes

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You better fucking fight Demogorgon you fucking pansy Codex fucker. You have wasted years of MicoSelva's life for this moment.
 

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