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[ERYFKRAD]

The game contains a large amount of voice acting, and every single line was expertly directed.

And every line was written by a team of writers from Bethesda and Bioware.

It's damn well optimized.

 

[Wayward Son]

...but the level of graphics means that it would have run well anyways.

It sold so good that Todd Howard committed suicide because it dwarfs the sales of F4 and Skyrim.

 

[HoboForEternity]

It sold so good that Todd Howard committed suicide because it dwarfs the sales of F4 and Skyrim.

but it's crafted, and marketed towards adam sandler movie fans

it is a collaboration between Vince (ITS) and styg, have budget of 200 million dollars and 5 years development time and no strings attached

 

[Mazisky]

Edit: Nvm

 

[Wayward Son]

...that mean jack shit...
Because it's a dungeon crawler.

 

[Klarion]

It sold so good that Todd Howard committed suicide because it dwarfs the sales of F4 and Skyrim.

but it's crafted, and marketed towards adam sandler movie fans

it is a collaboration between Vince (ITS) and styg, have budget of 200 million dollars and 5 years development time and no strings attached

....but it's intended to only come out on consoles.


The studio has managed to get all the greatest CRPG legends to work on their
project! Such as Chris Avellone, Tim Cain, Josh Sawyer, Jon Van Caneghem, Brian Fargo, Neal
Halford, Guido Henkel, Brenda Romero... heck, even old Arnold Hendrick that made
Darklands has agreed to come out of nursing home to help out.

 

[Shin]

It sold so good that Todd Howard committed suicide because it dwarfs the sales of F4 and Skyrim.

but it's crafted, and marketed towards adam sandler movie fans

it is a collaboration between Vince (ITS) and styg, have budget of 200 million dollars and 5 years development time and no strings attached

....but it's intended to only come out on consoles.


The studio has managed to get all the greatest CRPG legends to work on their
project! Such as Chris Avellone, Tim Cain, Josh Sawyer, Jon Van Caneghem, Brian Fargo, Neal
Halford, Guido Henkel, Brenda Romero... heck, even old Arnold Hendrick that made
Darklands has agreed to come out of nursing home to help out.

Too bad all those oldies get to work in the mail room where they kind of look sad and talk about the old days, todd howard mails an anthrax letter to said mailroom and all devs die

but by some miracle jesus comes down to earth to eat all the bodies and thus absorbs the memories and prowess of all said developers into his own mind, he's clear to make the best darn rpg evah!

 

[IHaveHugeNick]

Too bad all those oldies get to work in the mail room where they kind of look sad and talk about the old days, todd howard mails an anthrax letter to said mailroom and all devs die

but by some miracle jesus comes down to earth to eat all the bodies and thus absorbs the memories and prowess of all said developers into his own mind, he's clear to make the best darn rpg evah!

He works on the game on his own for 33 years, the game is eventually released, but the reviewers absolutely crucify him.

After three days he decides to retire and dissapears, but upon leaving he founds a new RPG studio, consisting of people wearing skirts, who will work on the game for 2000 years.

 

[Crooked Bee]

...a game which, however, can only be played up in heaven.

In the meantime, Josh Sawyer actually steps up and makes a turn-based Darklands-like game that's also - gasp - fun.

 

[IHaveHugeNick]

...a game which, however, can only be played up in heaven.

In the meantime, Josh Sawyer actually steps up and makes a turn-based Darklands-like game that's also - gasp - fun.

But the main writer is Anita Sarkisiaan

Fortunately, while working on the game she starts visiting the Codex for inspiration, changes her ways and invents new RPG genre - rapePG.

 

[Average Manatee]

... The furthest you can go is non-consensually observing a woman in public out of the corner of your eye. Doing so summons a horde of level-scaled guards from Oblivion to arrest you for violating the law.

It has excellent and varied encounter design organically promoting a non-linear exploration of the gameworld.

 

[IncendiaryDevice]

It has excellent and varied encounter design organically promoting a non-linear exploration of the gameworld.

...But it's set in communist Albania and the entire colour scheme is 4,000 shades of mud-green. It also crashes to desktop every 4th encounter.

Meanwhile a western development team finally release a big budget, relatively complex, narratively engaging, party-based cRPG with interesting loot and logical dialogue.

 

[Severian Silk]

Assholes. You skipped me.

http://www.rpgcodex.net/forums/index.php?threads/lets-ruin-an-rpg.109040/#post-4559029

 

[HoboForEternity]

Meanwhile a western development team finally release a big budget, relatively complex, narratively engaging, party-based cRPG with interesting loot and logical dialogue.

But Bethesda's QA team is in charge of it and it is using gamebryo.

it is a spiritual sequel to Arcanum, with similar setting and relatively faithful mechanics, but more polished, balanced and have better UI, it also features same complexity and depth in quest solving, story telling and general role playing freedom.

 

[GameGear]

Assholes. You skipped me.

http://www.rpgcodex.net/forums/index.php?threads/lets-ruin-an-rpg.109040/#post-4559029

http://www.rpgcodex.net/forums/index.php?threads/lets-ruin-an-rpg.109040/#post-4559188

 

[Hirato]

it is a spiritual sequel to Arcanum, with similar setting and relatively faithful mechanics, but more polished, balanced and have better UI, it also features same complexity and depth in quest solving, story telling and general role playing freedom.

But it's developed by a band of Cleves; with the game thought to be vapourware, you pass away peacefully in a dementia ward long before it finally sees the light of day.



The game through a long series of ordeals culminates in a grand battle where you kick the ass of YHWH.

 

[InD_ImaginE]

The game through a long series of ordeals culminates in a grand battle where you kick the ass of YHWH.

Which the game punish you for by making YHWH not only still alive but making your PC reincarnate endlessly, not being able to influence anything ever again.
The game is deemed christian unfriendly and cancelled.

The game is Grimoire, and it is released without any of the micro-issues!

 

[warpig]

It's released a day before nuclear apocalypse followed by a congoid machete/rape train.

 

[Klarion]

Nice way to end this thread... Grimoire comes out, next day is the judgement day. Fuck.

 

[Severian Silk]

People STILL don't understand how this thread works??