Is it done?
We've...disposed of the towers. But the newly recruited archers will take some time to train themselves. Morale is... confused.
Tell them we're doing this to reduce bloodshed.
You know that doesn't make any sense.
So is this war, yet I don't see them demanding we stop and sue for peace.
I can see my words are unable to reach you. Very well. I'll inform you if there are any changes.
Year 197
Send my thanks to Lord Zhang.
As you all know, we've stopped using the siege towers. So all you officers need be prepared to fight harder. No more shooting at enemies who can't even fire back.
Feh! Spoiled youths. Huang Zhong has no complaints!
Due to the recent disbanding of our siege corps, our troop strength has considerably decreased. I'm counting on all you seasoned generals to draft the masses and drill them into shape.
Worry not. We'll get it done.
We've lost two cities recently in the aftermath of our Luo Yang offense. Pu Yang and Ye.
When are we going to take them back, Master Difen?
Once I felt our strength is restored, I'll evaluate the situation.
You have your orders, Lord Zhang Bao is counting on you all to deliver your best. Dismissed!
Had we not discarded the towers, we'd wiped Yuan Shu off the map by now.
It's in the past, Guo Jia. Let's not dwell on it too much.
Year 197 Month 4
Hm. Guo Jia, what's our strength in Wan?
They should be strong enough to handle themselves.
How's the new archers doing?
They've grown bored of the drills, only real battles can teach them anything now.
Then what are we waiting for?
I'll get whomever is available.
Looks like they've started battling outside the city, let's not waste any time!
Whoa! Sir! Reinforcements! It's Luo Yang's army! Do they bring their siege towers ?!
Who cares, the more the merrier! Lord Shi Difen! Let us combine our forces!
I was just about to say the same!
Curses! We're outnumbered!
Commander Liu, it's Shi Difen's army. Though I don't see his infamous siege towers.
Stay cautious, it could be a trap.
Lord Difen, I lost a few thousand men, but with your help we can turn this fight around.
Then let's do so. Split the forces into three, we'll advance in all directions.
Where are your siege towers, my Lord?
I don't need toys to win war. My men and tactics are all I need. Huang Zhong, Hua Xiong!
Here!
You two take up positions on the west hills! Guo Jia, strategic command support! Gongsun Du, with me!
Well, well, a chance to prove myself.
Xu Huang will lead the charge down the center!
Godspeed, men! Lord Zhang Jiao watches over us!
Try to keep up, old man.
Who you're calling old? I'm way ahead of you!
We've got good position here, Sir Du.
Aye, milord, Let's get ready for the fireworks.
Alright, the traitors have made their move, let's plan our counter-attack.
Well, how do we say this - we're outnumbered and they're coming from three directions-
I, Yuan Shang - have no time to deliberate! My cavalry will cut a bloody path through their left flank! With me, everyone!
No! You fool!
Old man, looks like we got a baby coming.
Heh heh... I got some candy for you, kiddo. Let's get ready, men.
Xu Huang claims first blood!
Dear Heavens...
Now that's what I call valor!
Ugh, even his victims are left confused. That guy's really something. Oh, looks like Lord Huang Zhong and Hua Xiong is setting up for that lone cavalry charge on the other side...
You're the bait, kiddo!
Gotcha!
I've got you now, Yellow Turban!
W-what?!
Time for a diaper change, kiddo!
Fog's coming down. But that Xu Huang is so relentless...
Enemy unit destroyed!
Vision's terrible! Let's set up another ambush!
Agreed!
Looks like those two are ready. Time to clear the air.
Much better!
Where are you hiding!? Come out cowards!
Your father would be ashamed. Here, catch some arrows.
I will - ugh - not be defeated!
That idiotic Yuan kid!
Commander, we're in deep trouble over here.
Deal with Xu Huang first before he does any more damage!
Order from strategist Guo! CHAAAARGE!
That guy's a monster. Flaming arrows, take him down!
Father! Help me!!!
Aw snap, too bad we didn't capture him. Bo Cai's forces did the favor.
Let's move ahead and finish this fight.
Commander Liu! We're getting cornered out here! Fire's started, and the wind's picking up!
Me and my big mouth...
Gongsun Du, how the hell did your voice reach that far?
Valleys have echoes, my lord.
Well, at that state he's probably too hyped out to worry about the fire. Guo Jia, think it's time to use that temper to our advantage.
You want me to WHAT? HO HO HO! How can I say no?! Hey fatso!
What the hell do you want old man!?
Ching Chang Ching Chong Cheng!
The fuck you saying!?
It's a challenge, fucker. Dare you face the Sheriff of Luo Yang?
Oof! No fair - I had wounds from the burning flames before facing you!
Take it like a man, son! Soldiers, tie him up good!
Oh no! They've captured General Fang! Retreaaaat!
Awww, that really hurt my feelings. Fatso.
I am... at my wit's end. Huang Zu! Get out of the flames!
EVERYONE CALM THE FUCK DOWN!
NOOOOOOOOO! GODDAMIT!
Xu Huang wins again!
Oh my god. Run awayyyyy!
This is so unfair!
Wuuuuuarghhhh! You've pushed me past my patience!
I think he heard you, Gongsun...
God, I just love trolling those Loyalists.
By Emma's panties! Shut up and go home already!
Sir, I got a prisoner here. What do we do with this fatty?
You're beaten. Want to win with us?
Nicely done, folks! Let's head home.