In Progress Let's Play Utawaremuono (NSFW) (aka Furry ears and tails, OH GOD ITS HEAVEN)

[TheEntitledOne]

That's too awesome.

 

[Ion Prothon II]

Good job, dude.

 

[abnaxus]

As long as Rance stay PC only... (Maybe even Obsidian could codevelop it : In *knowing* the teaching of Zerthimon my hyperweapon has grown bigger -MCA.)

 

[TheEntitledOne]

(Now I will skip an event with Aruruw since nothing happens, just her being still a bit scared of him or something)

Next stop the FIELDS

Yes. If we do that, we can use not just this field, but that one over there.

Oh, I see.

(It seems most of this area is squared away. So now...)

...

Hm?

What's wrong, BigBro?

Hm? Oh, nothing...just...for a second there...

(It just seemed like...someone was watching me. Was it my imagination?)

Then, I'm counting on you.

Ah, leave it tome.

Everyone, after that, do this one over here!

[People] -Alright...

(Now, next）

...

...?

(Is it truly my imagination? I swear someone's been watching me.)

...

Aruruw?

Uu～

......What was that about?

….


…..

(Time passes)

(Is it that time,already?)

Here,wipe your sweat with this.

Ah, thank you.

Everyone else, too.

Uu -Thanks a bunch.

Yaa -Thankya.

Taa- T-thank you...

Oh? Where is Aruruw?

Aruruw, don't mess around. Come on, it's lunch time.

Mm.

Bwahahaha. She seems interested. I'll show her how it's done.

Eh?

But as soon as OldMan stands up, the mororo pops out of the ground.

There's a bunch of smaller mororo linked together.

Wow

Whoa.

How's that for a mororo?

What, you didn't think we could do it, Eruruw?

Oh...no! Only...I...because

Bwahahahaha!

Bwahahahaha! So, you think better of me now?

What are you saying? Isn't it because of Hakuoro?

Erk Hey now, can't you give me a little credit every now and then?

(Yeah...we all really worked together, didn't we?)

(The soil wouldn't grow crops properly, yet they still put up with all of my advice.)

(It's because of all our work...)

Ah, no, that's a little troubling.

(Just a little more. A little more and we can harvest.)

(Just a little longer）

…

…

…..

….

While washing my face in the morning, there was a big fuss.

What is it, OldMan? You're pretty worked up.

No time, just come on!

?

What enters my vision...

It's enough to work any one up. Our fields lie in ruin.

The field...everyone's field...

How terrible...

Shit...who the hell did this?

Hm?

I pick up a mororo. It looks like it's been bitten all over.

(What is this...a bite mark?)

Kee,kee!

That...

Kee,kee,kee,kee!

Um,um, Hakuoro-san...

Some short of big monkey is destroying the plants, Teoro chases it to a tree...

It smiles at us with big teeth. It's definitely making a fool of us.

Ah, that. It's a kimamau. They live in the forest. They are pretty nasty creatures.

…

After this Teoro is having trouble with women, body odor perhaps?

Eruruw seems depressed...

Everything was almost done,too...

...

Sopok-san draws Eruruw close and hugs her from behind.

...

(Hm?)

(Why is she looking at me and winking?)

(Hm?)

(Was there just dust in her eye?)

-Whump-

Gah!?

(Her elbow is grinding in tome...)

(What are you spacing out for, stupid? Shouldn't this spur you on ,as a man?)

Huh?

Not "huh?" Sheesh!My husband is one thing, but why are all the men here useless?

(So,go,ahead,and,do something!)

Uwaa! I got it!

Ah...Ahem. Um, well, it's too early to give up. At least you're all safe, so we can still do something about it.

It's just like Hakuoro says. We can't give up now.

Eruruw. Country women never give up. Once that happens, it's all over.

...-nod-

(Wow...the women here are scary when they get mad.)

If they come again, it might all be destroyed.

So what do we do? They won't leave such a great field alone.

...

,,,

….

Night falls...

….

Different alternatives are discussed to deal with these pests...

But fences won't stop tree climbing animals...

Traps don't seem to be very effective, since they are too cunning...



A decision is taken:






EXTERMINATUS




A group drives the monkeys to a second group, and then the killing will be done (that's the theory).


So a large group surrounds them, and they try to escape the circle through a small gap; where Hakuoro and Teoro await...

Don't tell me you're going to go empty-handed?

Yeah, I got this from Tuskur-san.

That fan? A weapon?

I don't think that could be very useful.

It might not look like it, but...it's pretty nasty.

Whoa, heavy. Is this an iron fan?

And if you do this...



Hakuoro slashes in the air...

Ah, so you know what you're doing.

It's pretty sneaky after all.

Hm. Why would the Elder have such a thing?

Who knows? Besides,shouldn't you know more about it than me?

Well...maybe,but she has a lot of secrets.

...

(Such as, a fluid that would flow because of a blade.)

(And this black stain...)

(This has to be...)

…

appears...

Ah, thank you.

Oh, thanks a bunch.

And, this is from BigSister.


Saying that, she undoes the cords. Sake bottles.

Mamaaa-chan, you're pretty sharp.

Hm?

What's this? Isn't this just tea?

Aha ha. If you said that, I was told to say, "What are you thinking, husband? Be more serious about your work!"

Geh...

Haha...it looks like she really runs the show.

In the old days, she was kind, like Eruruw.

But as time passed, she grew more and more spirited.

(Like Eruruw?)

It's the country women. They're all like that.

Heh.(Watch out...in just a few years, Eruruw will...)

Ah!

Grrr!

Ah...Bwahahahahahaha!




-clang-clang-


(The alarm bell!!)

The sounds of the bells and the death screams of the beasts They are getting closer.

They're coming Eruruw, fall back...

Ah...yes.

BigBro, isn't there a lot of them!?

(Come to think of it...maybe we were a little optimistic.)

OldMan, the enemy is wounded. We don't know what they will do, so be careful.

Roger! What ever happens, tell me what to do!

This screen appears at the beginning of every fight.

It shows the victory/defeat conditions, as well as the mission's title.


We can check the status of the party members too...

This is Teoro, under his current level (1) we can see his status affinity (Earth). For what I have seen so far the elements are the classic 4 (Hakuoro's elemental affinity appears as ?). Fire fucks Water, and Water,Wind; Earth defeats Water, and Earth, Fire (IIRC).
HP is self explanatory. Vitality is a bit like mana, it's tied to combos (more on that later).
Exp increases by fighting, healing...(You also get Bonus Points).
Atk not only raises melee and ranged attack, it also seems to affect healing (Eruruw heals instead of attack). Defense and Magic Defense are self explanatory. Tech will be important later (combos), I will explain more later.
(There are hidden stats too).

Combat is typical grid turn-based.

Playing it in Hard mode seems like there are some bonus/penalization modifiers when having allies or enemies nearby. (Basically, try to surround your enemies and avoid getting surrounded, while keeping your allies nearby. Difficult to do when outnumbered).

The strategy for this battle will be: Stay back and act defensively. Concentrate attack into the weakest enemies. Protect the flanks with your allies (not sure if there is any effect to flanking, but at least you will get less attacks when surrounded).

The AI concentrates the attack in Hakuoro (and he isn't that strong). HP start to fall rapidly (is entirely possible to lose in the first fight).


To try to kill some of them fast, we could use combos. When attacking (and healing) the target is encircled, by clicking the circle in the rigth moment you get an extra attack .You can do more of these when your tech level is higher. When reaching maximum Tech you get a powerfull finisher. Using combos you lose vitality, so right now we are limited to a couple of combos or so. By keeping ALT pressed you do combos automatically, with reduced damage. (I haven't gotten very far into the game, so expect innacuracies).


[Fun fact: In modern systems the combat is acelerated, making combos difficult to pull. I had to use some tool to fix the speed that required the use of the task manager.]
[Fun fact 2: Some malware was keeping me from using the task manager, wasted a lot of time fixing all the issues.]

Kk They're stronger than I thought. OldMan, weren't they supposed to be weak?

Ahh! Who said that?

So until now, you never tried exterminating them?

Never!

Never!?

This is the first time! They always run away!!

(Crap...!!)

!?

Eru why are you here!!

I, I can help too!

Wha what are you talking about? It's dangerous, get back!

I,but I'm really good at healing!

I said,get back!

But

Eruruw, I could use you over here.

OldMan!?

And,well...right now,it's bad if we don't have anyone watching our back!

Hm...

Stay close...you better stay close!

Ah I, Iwill!


With her healing we stand a chance.

Unfortunately she is slow (she can't heal from a distance neither) and not very strong, so better keep an eye on her and keep her close, protected by allies.

By the time Hakuoro and Eruruw get close at each other he is half dead. Thankfully her healing is strong and Hakuoro is back into the action.

Right now we are outnumbered 3 vs 5(and Eruruw can't attack).

After concentrating our attacks we start dropping their numbers, while keeping ourselves over ½ HP.

Finally we win...

Teoro ,We...-gasp- managed to-gasp- clear them somehow.

That was close...I don't know what would've happened without Eruruw.)

(Um...)

Hm?

Sorry! Sorry for just coming out like this!

Um...no...I...

(Man...I can't approve of her putting herself in danger, but she really did save us.)

(Should I scold her for acting dangerously or praise her for her good work?)

(...What am I supposed to say now...?)

Um...well,you see...

...

Uu...

(Uu...Alright!)


To end the awkward moment, I unconsciously reach out and stroke her head.

I don't respond. I just keep stroking her to keep the moment alive.

Ah...mm...

-stroke-

...

Fondling!?

After winning battles we get Exp and Bonus Points.

Bonus points are like another kind of experience, except it allow non linear leveling.

The cost to increase those is different between different characters too.
For example increasing Eruruw's defense is expensive, While her attack (that only uses for healing) and M.Defense are cheaper.
For now I will focus on Attack.

[About the character roles: Eruruw is your typical frail healer, but can only heal at close range. Teoro is a tank. I'm not sure about Hakuoro, he doesn't seem the typical fighter, he is probably some sort of versatile tactician or something]




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Time passes...


…..

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/60906133/4uttaa39_ActiveWindow.jpg

(The harvest yielded more than expected.)

When the fields were ruined, I didn't know what would happen. But everyone worked hard.

Dahahahahahaha,you did it, An-chan!

We really...did it...

Well then,Kaa-chan, I'll leave the rest to you.

Oh,we're going to bake some mororo.

Bake?

Ah, I see. Hm, I guess they taste best right after harvest.

...Eh?

Hm?

Heehee

W-what is it?

We don't bake them to eat, we bake them to preserve them.

Preserve?

Yes, if you bake them lightly, they can last for many days.

(Oh...)

But, they really are the best right after harvest.

Aruruw,should we eat a little of the mororo today?

Yahoo.

Mm. Well then, please look forward to it too, Hakuoro-san.

Let's go,Aruruw.

Mm...

(Hm?)

What's the matter?

Mm.

(Just now...)

(Was that...directed at me?)

....


....

 

[Major_Blackhart]

So, does he ever get his asshole eaten out by that old chick?

 

[Major_Blackhart]

So, does he ever get his asshole eaten out by that old chick?

 

[TheEntitledOne]

I don't think there is much anus licking in this game, but hey, I only made it to the end of the prologue.

 

[Major_Blackhart]

Aww.
Rimming feels so good.

 

[LusciousPear]

Where's the furrgottry?

 

[Shadenuat]

Wait for it M:

 

[lightbane]

So apparently they were attacked by thes angry monkeys in the past, but they never considered exterminating them... How did these retards survive for so long, again?

 

[Ion Prothon II]

Prostitution services in exchange for food AND protection

 

[Major_Blackhart]

Prostitution services in exchange for food AND protection

It's how my young followers in hungry countries learn to love me so.

 

[TheEntitledOne]

(Having a couple of busy days, so only a small update today).




To the SQUARE


Someone screams at us..

(Is he talking about me?)

Is there anyone else around,stupid?

(Calling someone a bastard is a little... I don't know who he is, but he's something.)

I haven't see you before. Who the hell are you?

...

Say something! Or are you too scared?

Hey you! Turdslurper!

What!?

...

You make me laugh.

Don't tell me you don't know who I am?

I don't.

...

Man, these country folk are so ignorant.

I normally don't give out my name, but I'm feeling generous. It'll be a real treat.

But I'll make you regret it!

Get the shit out of your ears and listen up!

HOLY SHII.......

Errr....

...

Hah, you're so scared after finding out who I am you can't even talk!

Because you just had the Emperor's nephew introduce himself!

C'mon! Pay your respects and bow down before me!

Hakuoro-san!

Ah...

Nuwangi...

(Eruruw?)

(You...know this guy?)

...

When... did you come here?

Just now. I flew over here just to see you.

Huhu, so don't tell me that woptar is yours?

Yeah, it's my new woptar!

(Woptar: some kind of dinosaur mount)

How do you like it? It's a great woptar, isn't it? He's rowdy, and I'm the only who can ride it.


Saying that, he pats the woptar's neck.


[Horse-kun] -chomp-

Are, are you okay?

I, I see...

Oh, I'll introduce you.

This person is Hakuoro-san. He just started to live here.

Hah? Hey now, don't tell me, you let this guy live here?

He seems odd, I should just run him out!

Nuwangi!

Tch...that Old Baba?

He's probably just some deserter. It's messed up to let him live here.

Sheesh!

Hakuoro-san isn't that kind of person.

If you lived with him, you would know.

T-t-together!?

E,Eruruw, you already have me! What's going on?

Hey

Your boyfriend?

Stop being weird, Nuwangi!

Childhood friend...

Anyway, why is this guy here?

Why are you living with him!?

I said, stop being weird!

When, when I said together, that's not what I meant

Um...

He's a patient, sort of...

Heh... hehe... that's what I thought.

But, but anyway, Nuwangi. Why did you come here?

Hey, didn't I say why? I came here to see you.

Me?

 

[Major_Blackhart]

Rape rape rape rape!
Chant it loudly and proudly!

 

[Kipeci]

Is there an option to punch him in his stupid face until the ugly goes away?

 

[PorkaMorka]

I played this game when it first got translated since I thought it was a strategy RPG.

I quit after several hours of text, a couple boring easy battles and zero porno scenes.

I'm so ashamed to have played this.

 

[TheEntitledOne]

I played this game when it first got translated since I thought it was a strategy RPG.

I quit after several hours of text, a couple boring easy battles and zero porno scenes.

I'm so ashamed to have played this.

After the 3rd battle of so, things start to get more interesting in battles. Anyway there is still a chunk left to end.... the Prologue.

 

[Azira]

 

[Major_Blackhart]

So when does the anal fisting begin?

 

[TheEntitledOne]

So when does the anal fisting begin?

I haven't reached the porn yet. I guess I will have to add some bonus cartoon porn with each update.

 

[Major_Blackhart]

Nice, do it.

 

[TheEntitledOne]

Eh?

...Seriously?

Is that something people joke about?

...

But Eruruw shakes her head sadly.

What!?

Why?

How come!?

...

You don't want to live in luxury?

Don't lie. There's no body in the world who doesn't want luxury.

Ah

He grabs her arm to take her along.

You're coming with me, and you're going to be happy!

No...stop let,let go!

(...She really doesn't like it. I should help her.)

Can't you tell she doesn't want this? Let her go.

What? This doesn't concern you. Stay out of it.

That girl is part of my family. It concerns me well enough.

You bastard...

Standing up to me is just like standing up to my old man.

Knowing that, you really talk big!

!!!

Hm?

Something dull...did he hit me?

Ah!

For some reason, Nuwangi is rolling on the ground as he holds his hand.

Gahhhh...

...Huh?

Such a strange face...you never said it was so hard!

This face...is there something wrong with it?

Don't fuck with me...I'll kill you!

Um,um...Nuwangi...

Just wait, I'll kill this guy right here, Eruruw.

Huh?

It...it looks broken...it's bent at an odd angle...

Nuwangi...

-crunch-

...

Gyaaahh!

(He's rolling around again.)

(Just what is this guy doing?)

Let me off?

But next time!

I'll get you next time for sure! You better remember this!

But...I...


Nuwangi jumps on his woptar

But...the woptar just munches some grass contentedly.

Why you... Go!

I said, go! Go!

[Horse-kun]...

Huh?

U...ugh...

Hey,wait！

…

He runs, chasing the woptar...

….

...

What...what was that all about?

Hm?

Back then...

(Eruruw...)

Ah...

I... I have stuff to do...

Eruruw...

…


…..



…..



…..


To the ROOM.

I said wait!

(What's all that racket?)

(Eruruw is trying to catch her sister...)

I'm fine.

No, you're not fine.


Eruruw starts to put some ointment on Aruruw's face and hands.

Uu～

Just put up wit hit. I told you not to move.

What happened?

Oh, you were here?

(Aruruw uses the distraction to run away)

Hey,wait!

Geez...

What in the world is going on?

She got stung all over...I always tell her not to because it's dangerous.

Bee's nest...

She really loves honey. This happens because she never listens to what I say.

And she hates being covered with medicine, so she runs away.

Uu...

You must really care for Aruruw.

Eh?

Eruruw...

Y-yes?

You know, I've thought this for a while...

What, what, what is it?

(We go outside...)

We met Aruruw eating some honey, we try to keep a conversation...

Talk about: Honey.

How did you doit?

...

(Man...no good?)

(I thought we got a little closer, but I guess I'm hated afterall.)

...put on a bag...

Hm?

Got close to the nest, used smoke, and took it.

...Oh,oh?Oh, Isee.

(Did she just answer me right now?)

(It was a little concise. But hey, just talking is a big enough step.)

But you got stung a lot...you must really like honey a lot.

...

-Nod-


As she nods, the tense feeling of her trying to escape disappears.

Is this the first time we've had a real conversation hm?

Aruruw digs out a piece of honey comb and presents it to me.

You mean...for me?

(We take the comb and taste it...)

(I think I understand why she likes it so much.)

Mm,tasty.

Aruruw Mm!


Aruruw smiles

Her full smile is like pure sunshine.


Aruruw sits down and starts eating some honey herself.

There's not a trace of her being on guard and wanting to run away.

Just now.

I see. That's good.

Mm.

(Thank you.)

Eruruw whispers that in my ear.

(For what?)

(You mean, Aruruw?)

(So, thank you...)

(Aruruw...and me?)

Oh, that looks good.

Hey, can I have a little bit?

No.
…

She tries begging but doesn't get any...


(Sorry Eruruw, but she only shares her honey with me)

(But eating honey will be boring if it is only two, better have the sister join the party)

Oh, come on now, Aruruw. Don't you have a lot to spare?

Yes. Here, Big Sister.

..Eh?

Um...why do you listen to Hakuoro-san and not me?

Mm...no reason.

...


(Hopefully you will share some honey latter...)

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In the Living Room

(Tukur is teaching Auruw how to weave)

…

….

I see. Are you making something?

...

Hm?

(She's not talking.)

…

We are making belts. See? Even the belt you're using is pretty frayed

No!!

Oh my...

Uu～

Was it supposed to be a secret?

...

Oh, I'm sorry.

(I see...it was for me...)

Thank you.

?

I look forward to it.

-pat--pat-

...

(Patting Aruruw's head feels nice.)

(Seems like Aruruw really likes us now...)

…...


…...


Later, Aruruw comes at us....

As usual she keeps quiet...

...san...

whispers something.

But, her voice is so soft, I can't make it out.

Did you say something?

...

...to...san...

...?

I'm sorry, Aruruw, I just can't hear you...

O...to...san?

Oto～san...

Yeah. What's the matter, Aruruw?

Oto～san/Father!

Father!, Father!!

She starts running around repeating Otou-san!

What??!!

She snuggles against us...

Eruruw shows up, tries to shove Aruruw away from us to no avail...

Eruruw looks angry...

….


….......


…............


At night.

Something wakes us...

Suspicious... (Nothing sexual, porn will take some time...)

...

...

...


Ok, have some porn from a, hopefully, future LP.

 

[abnaxus]

Suzume

 

[Major_Blackhart]

We need more porn than that.
I'm never satisfied.