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[RK47]

Spoiler

Fuuuuuck that was so gooooood. Ooof. I feel so full now. Time for a little walk around the ship...

Sorry about that.

Was there something you needed, Captain?

Asaga mentioned you built the Black Jack...

That's correct. Asaga used to pilot around a military surplus fighter that she put together from a junk heap. I used to be worried sick that it'd fall apart, so I decided that I'd build a new ryder for her.

You know, the BJ is a marvel of engineering coming from a girl like you. Why aren't you employed in an engineering company? You could've changed the galaxy!

Ah... but then I wouldn't be able to open my bakery.

Right... right. Say, do you pilot a ryder too?

The Liberty, huh... you made it yourself, too?

Yes, she is my creation as well.

Chigara, we could sure use more ryders... I don't suppose we could also bring the Liberty on board?

Eh-heh... about that- Asaga's been pumped up about attacking the pirates, so she's already arranged to bring the Liberty here.

Really? Sheesh, nobody's told me about that, and I'm supposed to be the captain! But that's good to hear! I look forward to flying with you! Anyway, I heard from Asaga that you were a refugee.

Ah, that's right. I used to be a refugee from the planet Diode.

Diode... I remember hearing about a catastrophic experiment about six years ago. Wasn't there a micro black hole involved?

It was terrible... Ever since that happened, I've been on my own. Well, at least until Asaga found me.

Ah.

I'm sorry. I don't really like talking about what happened that day.

I'm sorry. I did not mean to pry. But I assume you learned all your mechanical know-how from your home planet?

Yes, my people were always experts with technology. I guess it's because I've been trained since I was really little. Unfortunately, there's not many of us left now, so it must seem really amazing to you. But back home, I wasn't even that amazing.

Really?

Eh-heh... you should have seen my parents. They were really amazing.

What did they research? Evas?

You're still amazing, Chigara and I'm sure they're proud of you.

T-thank you, Captain.

Alright. I'm off. Take care. (Time to visit...Ava-chan~)

Yo!

Ugh. That strong smell of instant noodle seasoning! Captain!

Sorry. I added too little water into the mix...

Hmph. Whatever. What brings you here, Captain?

Ava, what's our next move?

First thing first, brush your damn teeth after eating something strong. Then, like you said, our first priority should be to find pilots and ryders to fill up our empty hangar.

Well... there's Asaga-

How do you even know that?

Woman's intuition.

Huh, fine. How's Sunrider?

Repairs are complete, Captain. We're ready to set off as soon as you give the Command.

Alright. I'll be right back, after I brush my teeth.

Jerk.

 

[Shadenuat]

I like them with just a slice of butter and salt, although after I watched Ponyo I started to appreciate egg&ham combo

what was this thread about again?

 

[RK47]

Spoiler

Our scanner's have picked up the location of Cosette's pirates' base. Even with the help with our new pilots, the attack will not be easy.

One problem after another...

Regardless, we should optimize the Sunrider's systems and carry out upgrades before attempting any operation against the Pirate's nest. This is where our new guest comes in.

O-oh.... H-hello everyone. I've been working on getting the R&D Lab operational. I'd say that we're just about ready to open our doors.

Oh?

From now, you'll be able to allocate funding to research and upgrade the ship's technology, Captain. Just speak with me in the Lab so I can get started.

Sounds good. But where are we going to get the money?

Missions. There are a lot of people out there in the galaxy who needs a helping hand. It will involve a lot of judicious application of our main cannon, but we'll be paid in return.

Freelancing, huh? All right.

I've already shortlisted a mission for you, Captain.

Shoot.

There's a PACT comm spire near us, which has been coordinating nearly 35% of their military efforts in the Neutral Rim. Normally, it'd be guarded by an entire fleet, but we've hit a stroke of good luck.

Which is?

An ion storm has delayed the arrival of the spire's guardian fleet during a change of shift, and now the comm. spire is lightly defended. If we were to warp in and destroy it, we could throw a wrench into all of PACT's war efforts in the Neutral Rim. And not only that, the leaders of three neutral worlds would pay us handsomely.

I like it. Cripple PACT's war effort and get paid at the same time!

Hang on, Captain! I've something else for you too!

Oh, speak your mind.

There's a band of particularly nasty thugs who've been kidnapping girls from Tydaria and selling them into the slave trade.

Cosette's goons?

Nah, these guys are something else. At least Cosette sticks to just killing and smuggling weapons.

Human traffickers, Captain. Out here, the laws protecting human dignity don't amount to much.

Please do not give me a boner, I'm trying to concentrate.

I've just got a tip from a friend in the Tydarian Govt. that their raiding party's been spotted in the Astral Advance. If we get there in time, we might still be able to catch them and put an end to their operation for good!

You both made very good points...

Hmph. Whichever you choose, Captain, remember that time is of the essence for some missions. We only have a limited window of opportunity to perform side missions, so be sure to choose wisely. Of course, if you chose to ignore them altogether and focus solely on our main objective - I shan't stop you.

All right, girls. I'll think on it and see what I can do.

So. We have two side mission to undertake and something tells me we can only do ONE of them.
Which will it be?
A) Hunt down Slavers in the Astral Expanse?

or

B) Take down PACT Comm Spire at Station Delta?

 

[lightbane]

A, if only to make things harder for you (I assume this mission won't give you too much loot).

PS: Hm, does this game also have proper C&C? If so, it may be better than I'd thought.

 

[Shadenuat]

Let's save slave-girls, maybe they'll turn out to be cat-girls, or at least one of them will be.

Exercising in logical thinking, I think I am making progress.

 

[Azira]

Slave girls probably means an extra ryder or some other shit. Do that.

 

[abnaxus]

Just e-mailed the creator to include harem ending anyway.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Let's Play Sunrider!

I am WhiskeyWolf and I endorse this message.

Just e-mailed the creator to include harem ending anyway.

This one too. I'm cruising the galaxy in a goddamn flying harem and no harem-ending? Fuck that.


Now seriously, it's a very good game, play it.

 

[Shadenuat]

WhiskeyWolf - hates LoGG, but plays flying harem with underaged Aska & smiling
SMILING
Rei.
Is gameplay really that good?

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

WhiskeyWolf - hates LoGG, but plays flying harem with underaged Aska & smiling
SMILING
Rei.
Is gameplay really that good?

Came for the porn cheesiness and stayed for the gameplay.

It's good, but then again I cannot be objective when it comes to corny space operas.

 

[abnaxus]

Is gameplay really that good?

 

[Corporate_Jew_Master]

I actually played this when it first came out. There are some pretty lulzworthy points.

Since I never rescued the slave girls (fapped instead), go with A

 

[RK47]

I actually played this when it first came out. There are some pretty lulzworthy points.

Since I never rescued the slave girls (fapped instead), go with A

And the jews kept it to themselves instead of sharing it to the world.
Jews gonna jew.

 

[Corporate_Jew_Master]

I actually played this when it first came out. There are some pretty lulzworthy points.

Since I never rescued the slave girls (fapped instead), go with A

And the jews kept it to themselves instead of sharing it to the world.
Jews gonna jew.

I cannot reveal my powerlevel to every goy.

 

[RK47]

Spoiler

About that tuna wrap...

I'm sorry, we're still out tuna.

Goddamit. Show me the Sunrider's upgrade schematics anyway.

Alright. Take note that you can also order an upgrade to the Liberty and Blackjack as well.

Gotcha. I've made up my mind. I want you to spend some cash on our missile storage capacity.

Very well, Commander. Will that be all?

Yes. Proceed.

Oh, we have tuna?

No!

Then what is it?

I've received a message from the Mining Union. It seems that they're interested in speaking with you.

What would they want from us?

Ah, war profiteer. Jews gonna jew. How do I contact them?

Your office is equipped with a FTL transponder. I've added the contact into your records. It's a woman named Sophita Brooks. In the future, more names might be added.

All right. Thanks, Ava.

Then I'll take my leave.

She's so hard to crack that woman... Computer. Contact Sophita Brooks of the Mining Union.

Hi, I'm Captain Steve of the starship Sunrider. And to what do I owe this pleasure?

I come to you with a business opportunity. We at the Union are always eager to seek new partners. And certainly, the opportunity to work with the captain of a prototype warship does not come often.

I'm listening.

We've forwarded you a list of contracts. If you wish, you may seek to undertake them. And of course, we will provide you with fair compensation for your efforts if you choose to undertake them.

Contracts? Of what sort?

Of the sort requiring a big stick, Captain. I'll leave it to you to figure out what I mean.

You don't want me to do that...

Furthermore, do not hesitate to contact me if you wish to purchase our standard starship munitions like Proton Torpedoes, Tactical Nuclear Warheads, and all the other necessities of space travels. Also, during our excavations, sometimes we find... interesting artifacts. While they're quite old, I'm told they still possess impressive powers.

(Oh, please don't tell me you've found a few Prothean Beacons.)

I see I have your attention now, Captain.

Hmph. I'm afraid I'm a little short on credits right now, Ms. Brooks.

No worries, Captain. Just remember, the Union will always be available to assist you - provided you have the money and the will.

Shit. Wish I had saved up some cash. Could really use that warhead.
Too late for regrets. It's time for sortie.

Captain to Ava.

Yes, Captain?

Set course to the Astral Expanse. Let's rescue a few girls.

Understood. Sunrider will commence warp shortly. Please proceed to the bridge as soon as possible for a tactical briefing, Captain.

 

[RK47]

Spoiler

Warp complete, Captain. We are arriving at the Astral Expanse.

Scanners?

Signatures detected! It's the traffickers!

Red Alert! Intercept course! Let's ride!

Blackjack and Liberty, you have permission to launch!

Anyone want to say anything before we proceed with the battle?

Captain! Let's show this fools the meaning of Ju-

I'm getting static, Asaga. Proceed with Spearpoint formation as soon as you're ready. Over and out.

That's nice. Does it taste like strawberries?

Ah... no. But they do protect against energy-based weapons for all units around the Liberty.

That's nice when they try to snipe us from long range.

Yes, Captain. But no defense is perfect though, so make sure you exploit the holes in the enemy's defenses by using the best weapon type for every situation.

Affirmative, Librul. Sunrider out. Operation Slave Pilgrimage is a go!

Captain, you should use the Liberty's Electronic Warfare package. I can disable their defenses for a short while or boost our targeting computers. I can also commence field repairs in a pinch.

You're like a box of curry puffs, Chigara. I'm afraid we'll never know what we're gonna get.

A-ah, thank you.

Librul! Disable enemy destroyer!

Y-yes!

D-01 reactor has been shut down!

Nicely done! BJ! Get in front of me!

Tsk - fine fine!

The hero always stands at the forefront, Asaga! Fire missiles!

Oh yes! Feel my infinite justice!

Captain... that was a bad move.

What? Why?

Clustered enemies have better chance of focusing their flak fire. Our missiles are getting shot down before hitting the targets!

Whoops. No worries! Pulse Rifle barrage. GO!

DO NOT LOOK AT ME WITH THOSE PITYING EYES!

Captain this is foolish, we're firing from sub-optimal ranges.

Deploy our most accurate weaponry: Trinity Barrage!

Charging complete! Trinities: Fire!

DON'T BULLY ME LAH!

 

[RK47]

Spoiler

The enemy is beginning their attack run!

Incoming missiles, target: Liberty!

Concentrate Flak Defense!

He-help~

You're barely scratched, soldier! (Goddamn, I hate kids.)

Chigara! Weather the storm! With Just-

Squelch her transmissions.

Second barrage incoming!

Librul! Brace for impact!

The enemy ryder are closing in. Looks like the attacks have stopped for now.

Status on Librul?

Hull integrity at 80%

You'll live. It's our turn.

Blackjack! Assault Barrage on closest Ryder till it's dead!

Aye Captain!

Hull's going critical. FUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Fuck that loser.

Hell Dart pods, unload on closest Ryder!

Locked on! Pod-01 Emptied!

Help me, mates... HELP MAAAAATTTEEEE---!

Target down.

Pepper R-01 with a Pulse Barrage.

Fire control acknowledged! Engaging!

Mate, you need to calm the fuck down and have a 1 v 1 instead...

Sure. Lock on: R-02. Hell Dart. Now!

Affirmative!

MAAAAAAATE!

Crikey! Y-you killed me mate! You cheatin' clacker!

Chinks never fight a battle they can lose. Librul, disable their Destroyer.

Your move, 'mate'.

 

[RK47]

Spoiler

All enemy ryders down. One of their destroyer is heavily damaged, while the other is disabled.

Finish them off. Pulse barrage.

Their hull is critical.

Destruction confirmed.

Charge up pulse batteries, and prepare for a second barrage.

Hee hee! You're done for now~

Incoming transmission.

Put it through.

Mate! Stop! You've won, mate! I give! You're the best chink lah! I don't wanna die mate!

Cut the transmission. Blackjack. Point blank pulse barrage.

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate!

Aw shucks, just one more hit!

Transmit the following message: 'GG, mate' before firing the Trinities.

Message transmitted. Opening fire.

Good riddance. Commence salvage ops.

C'mon, mate. Have a heart. I ain't gonna pirate no more. Me mates have had enough.

Eh-heh, serves' em right! Let's make an example of them and space them for good!

A-ah... But shouldnt' we turn them over to the Tydarian authorities, instead?

The Tyrdarian justice system is underfunded as it is. It'll be years before these traffickers face trial. I say we speed up the process up by leaving them here to their fates.

This is the Jolly Down Under, any mates, please come help me and me mates. I repeat: Mates! Help, mates!

Let them float in space. And jam their distress beacon. Broadcast Neon Genesis Evangelion Theme for as long as we can into their comm systems before moving out.

Aye, captain. Sunrider, moving out!

Oh dear... those poor things.

Let's order KFC and move out!

 

[RK47]

 

[Ninjerk]

Came for the hentai, very disappointed.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Came for the hentai, very disappointed.

Well, this game does have a official porn-patch.

 

[RK47]

Came for the hentai, very disappointed.

Well, this game does have a official porn-patch.

You're fucking shitting me.
People actually want to see these....THINGS... NAKED?!

 

[RK47]

Came for the hentai, glad to be disappointed.

 

[Shadenuat]

Came for the hentai, very disappointed.

Well, this game does have a official porn-patch.

commence installation for maximum lulz - nao

it must open additional dialogue, right?

 

[RK47]

De-Censor Patch Instructions

1. Right click on Sunrider: Mask of Arcadius on Steam
2. Go to properties
3. Go to the “local files” tab
4. Press “browse local files”
5. Download patch
6. Extract zip. Move the two files to the “game” folder where Steam installed Sunrider. Do not place the Decensor Patch folder into the “game” folder, only the two files.
7. If applied correctly, “RESTORATION PATCH DETECTED” should appear at the bottom left side of the main menu.

Both the Steam release and the De-Censor Patch are rated M for Mature for graphic violence, animated blood, sexual content, nudity, and language and not for players under the age of 17.