(Waaa...die liao. )
Regaining his composure after fapping to sexy Japanese massage 26.avi, Difen reports to his office the next day.
Act natural, Steve...
OI GOOD MORNING BOSS GOOD TO SEE YOU LAH!
Morning, the job. How?
Oh, Ok. Good, good. You okay or not?
Fine, boss. Why?
You look so pale and tired. You diabetic is it? Do more exercise lah.
(Fuck lah. You should stop smoking too, asshole.) OK Boss. Bye.
Eh, wait!
W-what, Boss?!
Waaa... thanks, Boss. I will work harder.
OK, you now earn $50 more a month. With that out of the way...pick your next assignment.
Uh... donate money?
OK, good. Take this envelope full of money and go. Careful, don't get robbed.
Wah. Really full of money. There's $1000 inside... If I join Yellow Turbans now...
Our hero composes himself before returning home for the day...
(Shit, someone's at the door again. Is that one of Zhang Bao's goons keeping an eye of me?)
Oi, son!
Wah, pa! Long time no see! How come you are here?
Ahaha... how's mom?
You know your mom lah...how's work?
It's fine...
Everything OK? Money enough?
Yeah.
Time passes...
Eh.. pa?
What, son?
I thinking of changing job of late.
Aiyoh. Why like that? Your boss is nice to you leh. Sometimes he come visit our home when in our city. Stay overnight chit chat, bring goodies back for you.
C'mon lah, pa...
He is my good friend lah, son. Help him lah.
Uh... ok. Bye, then.
Our hero, heart in turmoil, didn't leave city to deliver the donation. The envelope, full of money is still on his desk.
It sat there for months...
What was he doing at that time? Part time courses lah...
Until that fateful day...
Ugh. Sian lah... go home first. Apologize to him.
Later...
(Fucking someone at the apartment door again...)
Oh shi- I mean, hi mom!
Aiyoh, Difen.. so long never call mommy. How come? Where your filial piety?
C'mon lah, ma... I just met pa a few months ago.
See lah. My sisters sons and daughters are so filial, give their parents money for holiday overseas. My own son? Never even call! Hmph!
Aiyoh...ma. I busy at work lah.
Mommy hear from your pa.. you wanna quit your job ah?
Yeah...why?
Son, if it's a good job - you should take it.
Oh?
But make sure it pays better than your old job! Don't take lousier job!
Oh... I see.
How? You go steady with any girls yet?
Ugh. Mom, it's getting late. I got work tomorrow. Talk next time, OK?
Hmph. Take care, son. Bye.
Bye, mom.
The next day...
Boss. Sorry, I got distracted by part time course, that's why... I forgot to bring the envelope...
So.. I give you back the envelope ah... the money is still there, count it.
No need, I know your father. I trust you.
Ugh. Okay.
Steve, I got headache. Make me coffee.
Ok. (Fuck, finish that course, and leave this guy for good!)
The following month...
Yes! I'm getting better!
Eh!?
Steve, you late again, eh?
Not my fault lah, the horse cart-
Then wake up earlier lah!
Ugh. OK...
(I don't wanna hear the rest of this shit ass company meeting!)
(Fuck you lah.)
Steve!
What?
Oi! That's the Yellow Turban's stronghold isn't it?!
Yes, wanna go?
(...yes. This is my chance!)
Our hero rides out of Luo Yang with his benefactor...
What will happen in Xu Chang?
Stay tuned...