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Let's Play: Rance 4.1 & 4.2 (NSFW)

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  1. Make America Great Again TheEntitledOne Arcane

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    It’s time to return to the surface and rest for the night.

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    But the game will troll you hard if you don’ take some measures first.

    The Angel Army will run away during the night, therefore we need to lock the extra exits (Exits B and C).

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    With some glue we in the locks we make sure they won’t escape from the other exits, and lastly we will need a guard…

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    Athena 2.0 can’t be relied on, and Kisara has something more important to do this night, so Genri will be the sucker.


    By the time we get back is quite late, so the only thing we can do is return to the dorms. A bit later Kisara knocks at Rance’s door…

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    [​IMG]If you don’t want to, you can leave.

    [​IMG]…That’s not…

    [​IMG]I want to make love to you. But I don’t want to force you.

    [​IMG]Rance san… I…

    Kisara stood and kissed me.

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    I silently hugged Kisara and kissed her.

    Well, that went well. This woman is now completely mine.

    [​IMG]Alright, let’s do it.

    [​IMG]Rance-san…

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    I’m free to cook her however I want.

    [​IMG]Ah…

    Kisara blushed when seeing my naked body.

    Right, last time she was blindfolded. This is probably the first time she sees a man naked.

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    I thrust out my hips to show Kisara my hyperweapon, charged at 50% of power.

    [​IMG]I’m going to put this inside you now, look forward to it.

    [​IMG]Th…this is…

    Kisara opened her eyes nervously.

    [​IMG]It’s… impossible.

    It’s not. We’ve already done it a few times before. I was pretty harsh with her, though…

    [​IMG]It’ll be fine, trust me.

    Kisara was trying to say something else, so I sealed her lips with a kiss.

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    [​IMG]Right, I have something to say first.

    [​IMG]Uhh?

    [​IMG]About how we are gonna fuck.

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    [​IMG]Hm? Blindfolds…? I don’t do obscene things like that. :smug:

    [​IMG]I see. The games “Bird” played with her are still a frightening memory.

    [​IMG]Then..

    [​IMG]It’s just a little thing I want you to do.

    [​IMG]Kisara, your nails are pretty long, so don’t leave scratches on my back.

    [​IMG]Oh... ok.

    [​IMG]Very well. Let’s begin then.

    Some foreplay first...

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    [​IMG]Ah… Rance-san… I-

    [​IMG]Hm? What is it?

    [​IMG]I’m sorry.

    [​IMG]For what?

    [​IMG]This… isn’t my first time… I…

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    With you. :smug:


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    Next day…

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    [​IMG]Hmm? Kisara, do you still sleep?

    I glanced over Kisara, still apparently asleep.

    Her face looks peaceful and quiet.

    [​IMG]She’s so cute; maybe I will add her to my harem.


    Soon we rejoin with Athena and head to visit Partie…

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    His tolls are a bit to serious…

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    No thanks.

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    Apparently the guard we left with Partie, “Yamada-kun” had some fun with her…

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    We have a few things to ask her. We need to know if we can open the big iron door from outside, the dial code for the pig-safe and info about his Wenlina.

    Rance uses the ultimate torture…

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    Actually, it’s just a nutrient supplement (probably that crap hhr takes that turns urine green) but we manage to get the info.

    According to her Wenlina was indeed kidnapped by the corporation. If this is true, we need to have a serious talk with the president.

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    She doesn’t know how to open the door, but she tells us how to open the safe (already done).


    We head to talk with the president.

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    I grabbed his collar and pushed him to the wall.

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    [​IMG]Hu? Rance-san what do you-

    [​IMG]Wenlina.

    I spoke the name to gauge the president’s reaction.

    [​IMG]What’s that? A new chemical?

    [​IMG]Don’t play dum!

    <Crash> I threw the president against the wall.

    [​IMG]Eeee…please stop.

    [​IMG]Then tell me the truth.

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    What a wise man.

    [​IMG]Eh... so what is that Wenlina?

    Hm? Doesn’t he know? What could this mean…

    But I can’t imagine Partie lying.

    I loosened the hand holding the president against the wall.

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    [​IMG]Th-they…?

    [​IMG]The Angel Army! So?! Are you making Wenlina to make drugs!?

    [​IMG]As an ingredient?

    [​IMG]Seirogan is made with mushrooms. It doesn’t use galmonsters.

    [​IMG]Mushrooms, are you telling the truth?

    [​IMG]It’s true… I’m not lying.

    [​IMG]…Then what about the Youmeishu.

    [​IMG]The Youmeishu…

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    [​IMG]Joseph-kun still hasn’t told me how he made it… but… he couldn’t have…

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    We let this loser be and head to the labs…

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    [​IMG]What do you need Rance-san…

    [​IMG]Outta the way, Rose.

    [​IMG]Hey Brat!

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    [​IMG]Rance what’s…

    [​IMG]Just be quiet.

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    [​IMG]Where did you hide Wenlina?

    [Brat] …What are you talking about…?

    Joseph twitched, visibly disturbed.

    [​IMG]Don’t play dumb with me.

    [Brat]……

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    [Brat]…I don’t know what you are ta-

    [​IMG]Where is she?

    [Brat] I don’t know.

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    [Brat] Eeeee……eeeeeee…eeeeeeeeee!

    [​IMG]Master, I found her!

    Athena came from the room in the back, all smiles.

    [Brat]…Oh that’s…

    [​IMG]There is a girl in here.

    [​IMG]Alright.

    I entered the room dragging Joseph behind me.

    [​IMG]Joseph…

    Rose followed after us, worried.

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    Inside we found a girl, no, a holy gal monster, inside a capsule.

    [​IMG]This her then…?

    [Brat] Kh…

    <Strange creature> Kyupin, kyupin.

    [​IMG] *Sob**sob* Please don’t bully me.

    <Strange creature> Kyupin, kyupin.

    [​IMG]*Sob**sob* Please stop.

    Wenlina was being prodded by strange creatures and crying inside the capsule.

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    So those tears are the ingredient, eh…

    [Brat] ……

    [​IMG]Joseph-kun.

    [​IMG]Why would you do such a thing? Drug development is…

    [Brat] I-m sorry…!!

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    Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, clinging to my woman…

    [Brat] I-, I-

    [​IMG]Yes?

    [Brat] I graduated at the top of my class and got a job, but… I couldn’t create anything new…

    [Brat] And then people started looking at me… “ I guess he is not a genius after all”

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    [​IMG]Joseph-kun…

    [Brat] And… more than anything else… I wanted to be praised by you, Rose-san…+

    (I will spare you the sob story)

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    <Crash>

    I broke the capsule with my sword.

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    [​IMG]You are pretty cute, wanna go a round?

    [​IMG]I’m Wenlina. I love you Rance-oniichan!

    [​IMG]Huh?

    Wenlina embraced me.

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    [​IMG]You saved me!

    [​IMG]So I love you!

    [​IMG]Hrm. Doesn’t feel too bad to be loved by a cute girl.

    [​IMG]I love you, so I will use a special skill I can only use once a year for you!

    [​IMG]A special power?

    [​IMG]It’s a power only I, the holy monster of healing can use.

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    [​IMG]Back to life?

    [​IMG]Yeah. I can bring someone back from the dead. I can even do it without a body.

    [​IMG]Go ahead and tell me. It can be anyone.

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    [​IMG]It can only be someone who died and is in heaven or hell.

    [​IMG]………

    [​IMG]Bring someone back to life…? Hmm… Who…well…?

    [​IMG]Hrmmmmmm……

    Guess there isn’t really anyone… I killed all the guys I hate and saved all the cute girls…

    [​IMG]Yeah, I don’t really have anyone…

    [​IMG]Awww, even if I said I would do it for you… Well, okay.

    [​IMG]Then I will at least heal your wounds.

    (All the party gets fully healed)

    [​IMG]Oh? This is pretty amazing. No need for medicine, eh?

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    [​IMG]Alright, good.

    [​IMG]I’ll stay with you until you rhink of someone you want me to revive, okay, Rance-onnichan?

    [​IMG]Call me if you need me.

    Wenlina disappeared.

    [​IMG]Hm? Where did she go?

    [​IMG]Here, I’m near you.

    [​IMG]Isn’t it nice to make new friend, master?

    [​IMG]Hi, I’m Athena 2.0, nice to meet you.

    [​IMG]Likewise, Athena 2.0-chan.


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    [​IMG]So the Angel Army was right then?

    [​IMG]Yes, it’s Happiness Pharmaceuticals who started this.

    [​IMG]Then our job here is done.

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    [​IMG]Huh…?

    [​IMG]I don’t like half-assing things. I complete the jobs I start. Let’s go.

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    Genri is waiting for us in the park…

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    [​IMG]I worked hard to stay put on the lookout all the night, Rance-dono. Any words of gratitude’

    [​IMG]Nope.

    [​IMG]Rance-dono!

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    Indeed, no one tried to escape (but if you don’t leave a guard or the other two exits are open you get a game over when returning. Not fun)

    Back in the hideout, we use the water key we got earlier to enter Wenlina’s room (aka the R room).

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    Wenlina’s personal maid is inside, but the game doesn’t seem to react to the fact that Wenlina is with us. So only one thing left to do…

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    We return to the Quiz room…

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  2. Make America Great Again WhiskeyWolf RPG Codex Polish Car Thief Patron

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    Now this is the proper way a proper RPG Hero looks for a damsel in distress.

    Hero: *grabs collar* Where's the woman?!
    NPC: I don't know!
    Hero: *throws at the wall* Where's the fucking woman?!
    NPC#1: I don't know! Ask this other guy.
    Hero: *grabs collar* Where's the woman?!
    NPC#2: I... I... I don't know!
    Hero: You lie you little shit! Where is she?!

    Not the usual wishy-washy "But we don't have any evidence, we can't accuse people just like that". Rance once again proves that is The Hero.
     
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  3. Make America Great Again TheEntitledOne Arcane

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    [​IMG]"That was a bit Xtreme, Master."
     
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  4. Make America Great Again TheEntitledOne Arcane

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    This is almost over.

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    [​IMG]Welcome to my quiz room.

    [​IMG]Hmm? Blazer! You are the one who made this elaborate thing?

    [​IMG]No…that would be the carpenters.

    [​IMG]……That’s not what I meant and you know it!

    [​IMG]What I’m asking is…

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    [​IMG]Short temper is not temper.

    [​IMG]Well, anyway, let’s fight.

    [​IMG]I’ve already defeated Sailor and Jupiter. You are the only one left.

    I pointed straight at the Blazer as I spoke.

    [​IMG]Those two… Losing to a man like this, how clumsy of them.

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    [​IMG]Panting, hehehehehehehe.

    [​IMG]I’d like to make her pant as well.

    [​IMG]………………

    [​IMG]Let’s go Blazer!

    I drew my sword and took a stance.

    [​IMG]Don’t get ahead of yourself. We’ll be fighting with quizzes.

    [​IMG]Quizzes?

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    [​IMG]Aren’t you a gal monster?

    [​IMG]Anyway, quizzes. I’ve set the stage already.

    [​IMG]Why do we have to do something so boring? Let’s fight with swords.

    [​IMG]I see. So you have no confidence in that you could win a battle of wits. Well, I suppose it’s only natural for a fool like you.

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    [​IMG]Then you will be fine fighting with quizzes.

    [​IMG]Of course, I will take your quizzes.

    [​IMG]You three agree as well, I assume?

    [​IMG]I’m the Witty Monk, victor of my village’s riddle competition! Leave it to me!

    [​IMG]…I’m not superconfident, but I’ll do my best!

    [​IMG]Well then, take your places at the stands.

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    [​IMG]Let’s begin!

    [​IMG]Question 1!

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    (Everyone answers “random”)

    [​IMG]…Looks like you are all correct, I wonder if the questions were all too easy…

    [​IMG]Okay, next question.

    [​IMG]Question 2.

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    According to the wikia the base price was 8.500.

    Everyone else answers 7.500.

    [​IMG]Bzzzzz, wrong.

    [​IMG]Don’t pull my leg, dumba-


    <Clank!!>


    The floor beneath Rance banished.

    [​IMG]Whaaat!

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    [​IMG]Rance-san and Rance-san alone was incorrect!

    [​IMG]Whooops…Master.

    [​IMG]Rance-san…

    [​IMG]So it’s curtains if we are wrong, eh? How Gamilas of you.

    [​IMG]Well, let’s move onto the next question.

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    <Whooooos>

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    [​IMG]Ow…

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    The hole through which he feel, closed down, and no one else feel. Rance waits for a while to see if someone else falls, but the trapdoor remained closed. It will be better to start searching for a way out, but…

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    [​IMG]Right I put it down because it was in the way when I was taking the quiz…tch.


    In the middle of the enemy base… unarmed.


    This might be bad, even for me.


    I will need to make sure that the enemies don’t find me…


    [​IMG]Hey, Athena gimme me the map…

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    Seems like Rance will need to do all the writey-writey himself.


    I took the pen and started writing.

    <Scratch, scratch>

    [​IMG]This beautiful handwriting would shock Picasso.

    [​IMG]Mmm… Well, that’s good enough.

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    There isn’t really anything of interest in this room (a girl’s private room by it’s looks), so Rance takes the door south.

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    He reaches a fork; he calls the area point Q.

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    We will explore the east section first…

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    With no weapons, it will be best to avoid fights for now. We will explore the rest of the place..

    Back at point Q we move south (but end in the west section somehow).

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    Rance reaches another fork, and while he is drawing the map he hears people approaching. He hides behind a column and sees a few guards and a pretty girl passing by.

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    [​IMG]I WANNA RAPE HER.


    [​IMG]I WANNA LICK HER.

    [​IMG]I WANNA PUT IT IN.


    (Girl) XXX-san, is it true that some bad guy has snuck in…?

    (Guy) Yeah, an evil guy who murders gal monsters, apparently…

    (Guy) Yeah, he is called Rance.

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    (Guy) Don’t worry I will protect you.

    (Guy) What are you talking about? I’m the one who is gonna protect her!

    (Girl) Thank guys, I feel better now.

    [​IMG]Shit, I could assault her if she were alone.

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    (DISCLAIMER: We will probably never see her again)


    Once they are gone, we keep exploring.

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    Heading north we detect more lookouts…

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    And south of point K we reach a room…

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    Seems like a small quiet room. Rance takes a moment to sit down and think.

    The current situation is bad, with no weapons trying to take down a group of guards will be possible, but will take too much time and they will call for backups. Just then…

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    Fuck! A guard on patrol!

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    The man who entered the room pointed and me and shouted.

    [​IMG]Fuck, I’ve been found!

    (Guard)………

    [​IMG]…Hm?

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    [​IMG]Hmm…this guy is scared.

    (Guard)……Oh, right, right, I gotta call somebody.

    The man panicked and tried to leave the room.

    [​IMG]Wait.

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    [​IMG]Phew…don’t scare me like that.

    Good thing he was a weakling.

    [​IMG]Yeah, I got a good idea!

    Rance takes the guy's clothes.

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    Fabulous.

    [​IMG]Owaaaa…

    I feel because of the wheeled shoes.

    [​IMG]Oh… what the heck are these shoes? It’s difficult to walk on them.

    <Crack> This would be to annoying, so I break the wheels of the shoes.


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    We check the room, but there is no much to do here, a poster that will give you a silly GAME OVER if you stare at it 10 times (lol), and a Magic Vision system.


    We turn on the Magic Vision, a familiar face is broadcasting a sales program…

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    After hiding the KO guard in a closet, Rance heads out to try his costume…

    Dressed as a guard, Rance moves past the guards at point J.

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    Moving east he reaches an art gallery…

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    We take a look around for any interesting painting…

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    Errr… we better take those clothes off before Rance goes full hipster.


    We keep going east and find some stairs.

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    We climb the stairs and get somewhere behind the metal door.

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    There is a commotion nearby…

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    <Clop, clop, clop>

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    The horse runs past at ridiculous speed.

    [​IMG]Why is there a horse here of all places? Well, whatever, I will just draw a horse…

    Most importantly, the big metal door is closed from the inside with a simple bolt. Rance opens the door and breaks the bolt.

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    With the way permanently open, Rance doesn’t need the guard clothes anymore. He switches back to his clothes and proceeds to face Blazer.


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    [​IMG]Question 723.

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    [​IMG]Okita-san.

    [​IMG]Okita.

    [​IMG]Okita!

    [​IMG]Mm…Correct. Rance was so stupid…

    [​IMG]Leave it to us.

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    [​IMG]Umm, they are still doing the quiz? I’m kinda pissed…

    [​IMG]………

    [​IMG]Oh, it’s Master!

    [​IMG]Oh Rance-dono, you are safe!

    [​IMG]Rance-san…!

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    [​IMG]You are disqualified if you get one question wrong. You are already-

    [​IMG]Shut it! This stupid quiz is over!

    [​IMG]You were the one who failed.

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    [​IMG]It’s a battle of wits!

    I drew my sword silently and approached the Blazer.

    [​IMG]If you don’t want to resist I don’t mind. I’ll defeat you and rape your brains out!

    [​IMG]………

    [​IMG]Oh, very well. To think you can’t really understand unless I use force.

    [​IMG]Hmpf!

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    [​IMG]Mmkayyy! Let’s fight!

    [​IMG]Too bad. I was hoping to get 5000 in a row…

    [​IMG]You’ll get hurt if you think of me as the same as Sailor or Jumper.

    <Clamp, clamp clamp>

    Three men of the Angel Army interrupted.

    [​IMG]What are you doing here? I can deal with them alone!

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    [​IMG]Who’s a villain!

    (Guards) Blazer-san, please stand back!

    [​IMG]No, I will fight.

    (Guards) Understood. At least let us join.

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    They keep us entertained for a couple of turns...


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    [​IMG]So what should we do with her?

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    [​IMG]Well, I will be leaving the room. Let’s go Athena-san.

    [​IMG]We gonna play? Let’s go!

    Athena 2.0 and Kisara left.

     
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  5. DeshTlins Barely Literate

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    Hope that Wenlina will show up in Rance X and use her ability to revive Suzume :)
     
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  6. Make America Great Again TheEntitledOne Arcane

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  7. Make America Great Again TheEntitledOne Arcane

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    Rance repays the Jumper for her insolence.

    She is not amused when waking up…

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    :hero:


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    [​IMG]Oh, this? I drew it!

    [​IMG]There is another page too… Isn’t it great?

    I sow Athena the map of the lower floor too.

    [​IMG]It sucks… It’s super sucky!

    [​IMG]What was that?!

    <Whack, whack>

    I hit Athena once, twice.

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    [​IMG]Erm… but Athena will re-draw it. Is it okay?

    [​IMG]Do what you want.

    [​IMG]Yes sir.

    [​IMG]Erasey-erasey, writey-write.

    [​IMG]Master…what is this?

    [​IMG]Those are lookouts. Isn’t it obvious?

    [​IMG]Hrmmm… It’s hard… writey-writey.

    [​IMG]Done. How is it?

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    [​IMG]I’m afraid I don’t quite understand your art, Rance-dono. Gahahahaha.

    [​IMG]…Phew.


    Before we leave the room Wenlina materializes and heals our wounds.

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    Well, time to deal with the boss of the Angel Army. As we step in front of the main door...

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    Suddenly I heard a scream from the west.


    [​IMG]Sill…

    [​IMG]No, couldn’t be… Sill wouldn’t be here. But that voice…

    [​IMG]Master, that was Sill-chan’s voice!

    [​IMG]Rance-dono, a woman’s scream. Let’s go.

    [​IMG]Yeah.

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    [​IMG]We’ve got you cornered now!

    [​IMG]How dare you mock us?!

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    [​IMG].......

    [​IMG]Captain, is “whatever”… something like that?

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    [​IMG]Hehehehehe, I want to put it in her ass…

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    [​IMG]It’s Pink Mask. But why is she here?

    [​IMG]What should we do Rance-dono?

    [​IMG]Save her of course. I owe Pink Mask after all.

    ........................

    [​IMG]Hey, idiots!

    [​IMG]Hm…? Ah, you are…!

    [​IMG]…Rance-sama,-san…

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Shit, we won’t lose!

    [​IMG]You will, hehehehehehe!

    [​IMG]

    We will leave no survivors.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Anyway, who are you?

    [​IMG]I’m telling you, it’s Sill-chan!

    [​IMG]......

    [​IMG]Why do you keep appearing wherever I am? Why?

    [​IMG]Thats…

    [​IMG]I see, I’ve got it.

    [​IMG]Eep.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]…Huh?

    [​IMG]All right then, I will fuck you! Just this once!

    I pushed Pink Mask down.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Gahahahahahahahahhaha!

    I loomed over Pink Mask.

    [​IMG]Good, good. You are cute up from close too. As a special treat I will fuck you.

    I reached my hand out to her chest.

    <Squiiish>

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]A..nnn…

    [​IMG]You couldn’t be… Sill?

    [​IMG]N-no, Rance-sama!

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]You!

    [​IMG]I’m sorry, bu..eh.. I’m not her!

    (Well, that settles it. She is not Sill)

    Pink Mask rushed into the hallway.

    [​IMG]........

    I stared into the direction Pink Mask run off.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]...Couldn’t be.


    We explore the area west of the “Horse room”

    [​IMG]

    We reach a kitchen.

    [​IMG]

    There are some vegetables here that increase your stats for one day.

    I give Kisara a lotus root, which increases her HP from 4 to 5.

    I increase Rance’s defence with radish and Athena’s Attack with onion. We also loot some Seirogan2.


    We proceed to get to the lower level.

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    We reach the lookouts in room J.

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    4vs2. Lol. We deal with them and keep advancing.

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    The lookouts in room L don’t fare any better.

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    We reach another big door…

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]A monster? That’s not a Decant, that something new!

    [​IMG]I might be the first to discover it! I’m name in Bigdumbguy.

    [​IMG]Bigdumbguy, what a weird name.

    (Giant guy) I’m human. Don’t be so presumptuous.

    The bigdumbguy spoke in a bell-like voice.

    [​IMG]

    (Giant guy) No, I’m HU-MAN. I’m a proper human being, I’m not a monster!

    [​IMG]Then why are you so huge?

    (Giant guy) How should I know!!?

    [​IMG]Then you are a monster. A bigdumbguy.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Oh…? So you are Arnie’s subordinate after all, Bigdumbguy.

    (Giant guy) I’ll defeat you for the sake of Arnie-sama who treated me like a person.

    [​IMG]Arnie treated you like a person?

    (Giant guy) Yeah, no matter what everyone else said, Arnie-sama always stood up for me. She treated me like a human being.

    [​IMG]

    (Giant guy) N-noo, you are wrong!

    [​IMG]Heeey, monster, monster!

    [​IMG]Monster, monster!

    :lol:

    (Giant guy) Khh… I will get you for this!

    [​IMG]

    The guy can take a lot of punishment, not only for being a HP/Stamina sponge. He has also a very high defense, the typical attack dealing less than 10 points of stamina damage to him.

    Thankfully, Athena’s special “finger attack” deals decent HP damage. Following with a Rance attack, we leave him at death’s doorstep.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Hmpf. Drop dead.

    I stepped on the guy I called Bigdumbguy.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Maybe, but I don’t distinguish between humans and monsters when it comes to enemies.

    ...............

    [​IMG]

    With the guard dead, there is nothing between us and the command door.

     
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  8. Make America Great Again TheEntitledOne Arcane

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    The endboss has a nasty trump card.

    [​IMG]

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    Multiheaded dicks hitting my ass and leg OH GAWD ITZ HEAVAN-
     
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  10. Make America Great Again TheEntitledOne Arcane

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    Using the “Secret key” we got from the safe, we open the door…

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    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]So you are finally here… I must admire your abilities, even if you are my enemy.

    [​IMG]Gahahahaha, it’s only natural for me!

    [​IMG]Master is so great! Clap, clap, clap!

    [​IMG]So Arnie, if you are here, this must be the command center.

    [​IMG]Yes it is.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]It’s fine; there is no need to hide it.

    [​IMG]Yeah, just be honest. So where is Archibald, the boss or whatever?

    [​IMG]I won’t let you met Archibald-sama.

    [​IMG]What!?

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Right

    [​IMG]Oh? You are gonna fight me…? You are just gonna get hurt, you know…

    [​IMG]………

    [​IMG]I see. Well, then I won’t hold back. Let’s go!

    [​IMG]

    I don’t want that dumbfuck of Genri killing Arnie, so I will defeat her last.

    [​IMG]

    Fist I will K.O/kill all her men.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Kh…

    I looked at the remaining Angel Army soldiers as I stepped lightly on Arnie’s back.

    [​IMG]Now, who is next?

    There were about a dozen Angel Army soldiers left, but it seems the will to fight left them after they saw Arnie defeated.

    [​IMG]What, not gonna fight me?

    When I glared at them they dropped their weapons and raised their hands.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Athena, Kisara, tie up this guys so they can’t move.

    [​IMG]Okay.

    [​IMG]Yessir, I will try!

    Kisara and Athena swiftly tied up the dozen soldiers and sat them on the floor.

    [​IMG]All right, all done. Too bad…, eh Arnie?

    [​IMG]Kh…

    [​IMG]You have been completely defeated.

    I removed the foot stepping on her back and knelt down next to her.

    I grabbed her hair, forcing her to face me.

    [​IMG]Kh…

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]I’m gonna push it in until your pussy is unusable.

    [​IMG]………

    [​IMG]Be ready for at least a hundred times.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Well, I guess I could think about it after I’m sick of her…Hm?

    <Stab>

    I felt something hot in my neck.

    [​IMG]What?

    Arnie’s hidden knife was stabbed deep into my neck.

    [​IMG]

    Arnie stabbed the knife deeper into my neck.

    [​IMG]Ghhhhh…!

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Ahahahahahahhahahaha!

    [​IMG]R- Rance-san….!

    [​IMG]Oh…Master’s head is rolling away! Waaait!

    [​IMG]Rance-dono…I…

    [​IMG]Ahahahahahahahhaha!


    ......................................


    ......................................


    [​IMG]Whaat?

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Oh, Rance-oniichan is dead!

    [​IMG]But I like him, so I will bring him back!

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]R***********


    [​IMG]**e*********

    [​IMG]****v*******


    [​IMG]****i*******


    [​IMG]******v*****


    [​IMG]********e***


    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]…Hm…what…?


    [​IMG]I feel warm… Where am I…?

    [​IMG]Hm? Ow…My neck really hurts!


    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Oh! Master came back to live!

    [​IMG]Hm…? Huh? Oh, It’s Wenlina.

    [​IMG]Good, Rance-oniichan. You came back to live!

    [​IMG]Oh?! Then I was dead…

    [​IMG]Yeas, but I used a spell and now you are fine.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Huhh…?

    [​IMG]Goodnight, Rance-oniichan. Let’s play again when I wake up.

    With that, Wenlina disappeared.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    Kisara clung to me, crying.

    [​IMG]Rance-san, Rance-san, Rance-san…

    [​IMG]Ah! Not fair, Kisara-chan! Athena too...Master! Mew, mew, mew…

    Athena 2.0 clung to me too.

    [​IMG]Then me too! Rance-dono…Ack!

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Phew…seriously.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Wenila-sama!? Why? A man like this!?

    I approached Arnie where she sat on the floor, muttering something.

    [​IMG]No…we…no…This can’t be…

    I took the knife she used to kill me and threw it to the other side of the floor.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]No… Wenlina-sama… We fought to protect her!

    [​IMG]I guess Wenlina saving me was a complete shock. She is out of it.

    [​IMG]Hey, I’m gonna rape you. I’m gonna rape you. You fine with that?

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]I see. Then I’m free to mess you up.

    [​IMG]

    (This isn’t a very interesting scene. You can screw her dozens of times but won’t give a fuck, so I’m gonna abridge this part.)

    [​IMG]

    After he is done she lets her be…but her subordinates are a bit too fixated on her…

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]How did it feel Arnie? Getting violated in front of your men…?

    [​IMG]……

    [​IMG]You don’t care he? Then let’s give your subordinates some service…

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Here for you, I will show you

    [​IMG]Nn…

    [​IMG]It’s your precious captain pussy.

    Arnie was completely pathetically exposed in front of her subordinates.

    [​IMG]Look, she how wet she is?

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Looks like she is completely full of my sperm. Gahahahahaha!

    [​IMG]Kh…You brute!

    [​IMG]What did you say? I bet you had lots of fun watching!

    [​IMG]That’s not…

    [​IMG]Then what is that bulge over there?

    [​IMG]Ugh…

    [​IMG]You got turned by watching me fuck Arnie, isn’t it?

    [​IMG]

    To complete the humiliation, he lets her men fuck her…

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    An hour later they are still at it…

    [​IMG]Hey, you guys… stop already!

    But the men, crazed with lust didn’t stop.

    [​IMG]Argh, stop it already!

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Stop!

    [​IMG]Shut up! She is our captain; we can do what we want with her!

    [​IMG]Captain Arnie looks like she hasn’t had enough yet either!

    [​IMG]Grrrrrr!

    [​IMG]Hmpfh! Then we will kill you and keep going!

    [​IMG]

    Chop-chop-chop

    [​IMG]

    Rance succesfully defeated the evil rapists. What a great hero!

    ..................................


    Rance wrapped some clothes on Arnie.

    [​IMG]Guuuh…

    [​IMG]I will forgive you with this.

    [​IMG]What…I can believe in…

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]……

    I gave Arnie’s shoulder a pat and left her.





    [​IMG]Thank you rapeman!

     
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  11. Make America Great Again WhiskeyWolf RPG Codex Polish Car Thief Patron

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    Well, that was unexpected.
     
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  12. abnaxus Arcane

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    Killed by womyn? This shit can't be canon.
     
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  13. Make America Great Again TheEntitledOne Arcane

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    Time to end this LP.



    [​IMG]

    Moving south, we enter a very long corridor…

    ..............................


    We move forward....


    ..............................


    <Schank>


    [​IMG]Uwaaaa!


    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]..Eee..ahhhh…

    [​IMG]That sure was dangerous, Rance-dono…

    [​IMG]Why it’s only Master?

    [​IMG]Don’t be jealous, idiot!

    [​IMG]Anyway, that was close. I gotta be careful with traps.

    [​IMG]....


    ...........................


    [​IMG]It’s long, Master… Are we there yet?

    [​IMG]Walk faster.

    [​IMG]Mmmmkay.


    ..................................


    [​IMG]Athena, draw the map.

    [​IMG]Yessir. Writey-write…

    While she is drawing the map, loud footsteps approach…

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    We will have to face these idiots again, if we don’t deal with them permanently…

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

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    The fatass runs away…

    [​IMG]

    We heal and continue our advance…

    ..............................

    ..............................

    <Clang>

    The floor suddenly disappeared from under me.

    [​IMG]Arghhh!

    [​IMG]Master, are you okay?

    [​IMG]

    ..........

    More assholes incoming!

    [​IMG]

    The big guy is with him too...

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    And let’s not met again!


    We keep going forward…


    .......................................


    .......................................


    [​IMG]

    This time Rance sprung a harmless (but somewhat humiliating) trap.

    …………………

    Finally, we reach the end of the tunnel…

    [​IMG]

    And at last we met the boss…

    [​IMG]

    A unpleasant looking man sat there. Being waited on by cute gal monsters.

    (Gal monster) I love you, Archibald-sama! I love you!

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG] Human women are so dirty. You’re all so pure and pretty in comparison.

    (Gal monster) Kya, kya!

    [​IMG]I will do anything to protect you.

    [​IMG]Hm…? Looks like we got some rude visitors. Who are you?

    [​IMG]Ah, Arnie-kun…? I thought I told you to not come here.

    [​IMG]Sorry, but I’m not Arnie.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]…I see. You are that Rance fellow.

    [​IMG]I’m not happy that a guy as tacky as you knows my name, but yeah, I’m Rance.

    [​IMG]Hmm…? Could it be…Genri?

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Indeed. That’s my brother Houri, who fled the temple.

    PLOT TWIST!

    [​IMG]Houri…? I have forgotten that inelegant name. My name is Archibald.

    [​IMG]I’m going through an awful lot of trouble because you left the temple, Nii-san!

    [​IMG]…Aahh. For that I feel a bit bad. Forgive me brother.

    [​IMG]…………

    [​IMG]

    (Gal monster) Huh? Archibald-sama… You were a monk? That’s lame!

    [​IMG]W- what are you saying? I’m not a monk!

    [​IMG]There is no way I could be related to a bald idiot like that…

    [​IMG]…Nii-san.

    [​IMG]Your brother is kinda weird, isn’t he?

    [​IMG]Aaah… I’m quite embarrassed.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]………Rance-dono…

    [​IMG]So what should we do? That dumbass is your brother, right?

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]I will keep my personal feeling out of it.

    [​IMG]Ummm..Genri-san… Is it really alright?

    [​IMG]Aren’t you siblings of the same blood?

    [​IMG]It’s alright. I will fulfill this mission.

    [​IMG]All right then. There was a little interruption, but let’s continue where we left off.

    [​IMG]Ummm. Where were we?

    [​IMG]Where I named myself Rance-sama.

    [​IMG]

    Archibald stood from his chair.

    [​IMG]

    Archibald started chanting a completely unconpresive spell.

    [​IMG]Carp, carp, smell, smell, vinegar.

    [​IMG]Th- this is…!

    [​IMG]You know what he is doing Genri?

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Snake snake snake snake hare hare hare

    [​IMG]Herp derp, Herp derp, Herp derp

    [​IMG]Herp derp, Herp derp, Herp derp

    [​IMG]Is this spell…bad?

    [​IMG]Orochi’s strength is overwhelming. Even we couldn’t…

    [​IMG]If this summoning circle is completed…

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    :troll:

    [​IMG]There.

    [​IMG]World world world mother shrine tooth!!

    [​IMG]Appear! Orochi girl!

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]……………

    [​IMG]A hannyy???! Why?!

    [​IMG]Hm? Summon me and I appear. Haniho!

    [​IMG]Argh. You are a nuisance!

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]But…why…? Ahhh!

    Archibald pointed at my shoe and shouted.

    [​IMG]How rude, you erased my magic circle. That’s why something else…

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Ghhhh!

    [​IMG]Genri! Aren’t you embarrassed of travelling with such a cowardly man!?

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Khhh…Then I will challenge you myself!

    [​IMG]

    He is the weakest end boss in a Rance game so far.

    [​IMG]

    A Rance-attack and he is almost K.O

    [​IMG]

    Athena deals the last blow.

    [​IMG]

    Archibald spun around and collapsed.

    [​IMG]Gahahahahah. Justice always wins!

    [​IMG]Hmmm... What are you doing Genri?

    Genri took a razor out of his pocket and stood next to Archibald.

    [​IMG]

    <Shave, shave> Genri carefully shaved the head of the unconscious Archibald.


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    .......................................


    [​IMG]

    I got even more reward money out of it, since the whole accident was caused by Happiness Pharmaceuticals.

    [​IMG]Finally, time to go back home.

    [​IMG]That was fun, Master!

    <Slam>

    I opened the door of my house.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Yeah.

    Sill stood in the entrance as if she knew I was coming.

    [​IMG]How did the job go?

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]...........

    [​IMG]Rance-sama, ummm… My I hold on the money?

    [​IMG]I need to repay a lot of debts and things so…

    [​IMG]The money eh…? I used it.

    [​IMG]Huh?

    [​IMG]I said I used it already.

    [​IMG]Yeah.

    [​IMG]But…Right. The debt collectors are coming today!

    [​IMG]Huh…? That’s weird; they should be here already…

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Yes. How did you know Rance-sama?

    [​IMG]Oh, those guys were the debt collectors? Well, you don’t need to worry about them anymore.

    [​IMG]Huh…? And why is that?

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]You…killed…?

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Yeah, so don’t worry anymore. Gahahahahaha!

    [​IMG]Gahahahahahahahhahahaha!

    [​IMG]

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  14. Make America Great Again WhiskeyWolf RPG Codex Polish Car Thief Patron

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    *Erasing the magic circle*:troll:

    Oh yeah, Rance knows his RPG clichés.
     
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  15. abnaxus Arcane

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    Please post bad ending.
     
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  16. Make America Great Again TheEntitledOne Arcane

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    Lol.

    You can get a bad ending at the beginning of 4.1 if you beat the boss for the lulz (That is before the Xtreme Rance moment from earlier, before you have any reason to harm him).

    Later if you kill one of the ladies in battle you get another ending, or if you falll in the "naked pretty girl" trap in the 4.1 dungeon.
    Most of them are lulzy couple of lines long. I'm not going back there.
     
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