In Progress Let's Play Rance 3 ! (NSFW)

[TheEntitledOne]

Debugging ain't easy
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We will need help from the computer…

... “...NO...."

... “...IT'S. ALRIGHT... IT'S. ALRIGHT..."

I got it, the ally of justice, Rance-sama, will help you. Be grateful.

... “EH. OH. HEH. REALLY?"

I, Rance-sama, have never told a lie once in my life.

Really...

... “THANK. YOU. VERY. MUCH. THANK. YOU. THANK. YOU."

In return, you've gotta do something for me. Got it?

... “YES. WHAT. WOULD. YOU. LIKE?"

Guide me to the top floor.

... “I. UNDERSTAND. AN. EASY. REQUEST."

... “IF. YOU. EXTERMINATE. MY. BUGS. THE. BROKEN. 1ST. ELEVATOR. SHOULD. REVIVE. YOU. CAN. USE. THAT."

Alright, I got it. Then, where're these bugs?

That's impossible, Rance. The stairs are broken after the 56th floor...

... “DON'T. WORRY. ABOUT. THAT. THERE. IS. A. WORK. ELEVATOR. THAT. GOES. FROM. THIS. 55TH. FLOOR. TO. THE. 119TH. FLOOR. PLEASE. USE. THAT."

... “BARRIER. RELEASED."

... “THEN. GOOD. LUCK."

In the southern part of the room we find another elevator.

…

We get to level 199…

What is this....

Bug “You wanna go, huh? Transfo---rm!"


They are STRONG.

Fuck half the team is down!

I end up winning but only Rance and Cell are left, and we have no healing items…

We go back to town by teleport (return wood) heal and get back…


..........



.........


We will need a couple of extra levels…

At last we remove all the bugs from premises (6 fights).

(Obsidian should hire Rance for PE's debugging)

Hahahaha, thank me forever, from the bottom of your heart.

So, your promise?

... “YES. I. HAVE. MADE. THE. 1ST. ELEVATOR. USABLE. IT. GOES. DIRECTLY. TO. THE. 200TH. FLOOR."

Alright.

Yes, now we can get to Satella on the highest floor.

I suppose, but can we defeat her....?

Fufu, leave it to me.

Gahahahahaha.

... “GAHAHAHAHAHAHA."

Argh, don't copy me!

………


…………

We go back to level 55 and get to the first elevator…

We get to level 200 and climb to level 201 (we avoid the constructs Caesar and Isis btw)

...Satella, huh..?

Yes, I think so. Let's move quietly so that she doesn't hear us.

This is annoying, let's just beat 'er up.

We can't defeat a dark lord with our power alone.

...Then what are we gonna do? All we can do is fight, right?

Alright, then let's go with that. What do we do, Sel?

If you search the area where I need to set the barrier rods, I'll place them there. They need to be in the corners of the room, so please be careful.

Alright, I got it. Let's go with that plan.

I'll place a barrier rod.

Saying that, Sel took a weird pole out of somewhere and stuck it in the ground.

The barrier will be complete when I place three more of these. The rest is up to you, Rance-san.

Yup, leave it to me. I just need to put them in the corners?

Yes, please stand in the four corners and [Search].

Alright, so I just put it here, right?

Yes.

Then I'll place a barrier rod.

Sel knelt down there and stuck a weird metal pole into the ground.

Alright.

You must place the rest of the barrier rods.

Tch, how annoying.

Alright, so I just put it here, right?

...........


...................


We put a metal pole in every corner of the room.

Fufufu, now it'll be an easy win.


……………

Gahahahahaha, enter super hero Rance.

Eh, Rance......

Oh, Rance-sama. You came to save me? Thank you very much.

Dumbass, causing trouble for me. I'll punish you later.

Why is he here...Caesar and Isis should have been keeping watch.

Wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

We beat those idiots easily.

Impossible!!

Now, if you value your life, why don't you return Sill? Feeble little girl.

Do you intend to shame Satella?

Fufu, girls shouldn't get angry. I'll pleasure you and give you a better expression.

It's your loss. Hurry up and surrender.

There's no way Satella could lose to a human.

Then I'll go easy on you. Come at me.

I'll kill you.

Wait, are you going to run!!

Don't make fun of Satella.

Hahahahaha, if it pisses you off, come over here. I'll play with you.

I'll destroy you so thoroughly there won't even be ashes left.......I'll kill you.


(She walks right into the giant X)

Fufu

Hmph, you're not scared of Satella, hm? But even if you apologize now I won't forgive you.

Fufufufufu.

What.

You dumbass, you fell into my trap.

Eh..?

You're already in the middle of my magic barrier. Sel, do it.

Cr.. crap...!N-, kya.......!

Reverof yawa dekcol eb tsuj dluohs stirips live

Hahaha, you should wander inside that space forever.

Kuh..............

No.. no.. no... I don't wanna die.

I feel kinda sorry for her... but oh well. I can't save her.

....Help me.. help me.. I still have so many things I want to do.. I don't wanna die here.. no.. no...

I guess Satella'll disappear soon....

(Clank)Hm, what's that sound?

Satella's guardian, Isis, appeared.

ISIS -......

..Isis.. Isis.. Help me!!

It's futile, nothing can be done for her now.

..I..si..s..!

ISIS -......

Isis....

ISIS -...........

Isis, who had taken Satella's place inside the magic barrier, vanished.

Isis.......

Dammit, how dare you, how dare you, kill Isis....

Hmph, you're next. You don't have any strength left to resist or run, right?

Kuh....

I'll capture you, have as much fun as I want with you, and then you'll disappear just like Isis.

When I approached Satella to try to capture her...

Caesar.

CAESAR -SATELLA-SAMA....

Tch, another guardian!!

But I can easily handle another one guardian.

ISIS -SATELLA-SAMA. IS. EXHAUSTED.SHE. NEEDS. REST.

Hmph, you're cocky.I'll defeat you along with that wooden doll of a guardian.

Shut up, if Caesar goes all out, he can easily defeat you losers.

...Ack.. *pant* *pant*.

ISIS -SATELLA-SAMA. IS. EXHAUSTED. AFTER. ALL.WE. SHOULD. RETREAT. FOR. NOW.

What are you saying, Caesar, Satella's fine.. ugh...

Satella knelt down in pain, exhausted both physically and mentally.

Caesar picked her up lightly.

...........

Hey, are you just gonna run!!

Rance-san, we can't let them get away. We must defeat them here...

Alright, let's go. We're gonna kill 'em!!

........

Tch, they got away.

....And we were so close...

It was the perfect opportunity to defeat them, but we will get another chance. When we do....

Rance, let's just get Sill-chan and the Holy Shield back now.

Yeah, you're right.

……

We open the nearby chest…

Alright Kanami, open the treasure chest.

I took the Holy Shield from the treasure chest.

Yay, now we can head to Leazas Castle.

Right. Then the erotical hyper beauty Chaos will be mine. (He got the wrong sword)

What the hell are you talking about?

Rance-sama...

You came to save me. I knew you would come.

You dumbass!

You got captured so easily and put me in this stupid, troublesome mess!

.....

..I'm sorry, Rance-sama.

Geez, causing me so much trouble, you incompetent.

I saved you, so you better be grateful to me until you die.

Yes.

But I've gotta punish you for this.

Eh..?

Look, you're in such a sexy position already...*Drool* *drool*.

Rance!!

Hehehehehehe, punishment punishment... hehehehe.

“No, Rance-sama.. no!"

“Shut up, *lick* *lick*.. it's.. *lick* *lick*.. punishment."

When I licked her pussy, ass, and thighs from behind, Sill used her free legs to resist with all her might.

But if I hold her legs down with both hands, Sill loses all means of resistance. Now I can do whatever I want to her.

“No, no, no! Please stop, Rance-sama! Please untie the ropes!"

“No way.. you're all sticky... ehehe.. juicyy!"

“You're a fountain already, Sill-chan! Really, why are you such a pervert?"

“Ahn, Rance-sama.. you bully.. bully!"

“Alright, then I'll put in the thing you want soon."

“Hm....."

That's when I realized that I couldn't do it with Sill from my current position. D.. damn.


Since she's being hung from the ceiling she's right about at my shoulder level. It'll be impossible like this even if I jump.

This is annoying.. isn't there anything I can do??

That's right, if I do a handstand I can put it in!!!It should be at about the right height..... but.. that'd be kinda uncool. It's not something a hero like me should do.

That's right, I just need to use something as a stand... a stand.. a stand...

Teamwork!

“Stop screwing around."

“Geez, hurry up and help Sill-chan."

...In the end, Kanami and Shizuka got in the way and I couldn't have midair acrobat sex.

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RESCUE COMPLETE!!!

 

[Erebus]

...In the end, Kanami and Shizuka got in the way and I couldn't have midair acrobat sex.

Poor Rance. Nobody lets him express his creative genius.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Gahahahahaha.

... “GAHAHAHAHAHAHA."

Argh, don't copy me!

Be afraid, be very afraid.

 

[lightbane]

Rance never ceases to amaze me

 

[TheEntitledOne]

The war continues
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Sill is safe, but we still have a war to win.




The next day

While I was spending time in the Hyperbuilding, the enemy seems to have massed a large force in The･O.

According to our scouts, the force is larger than the Helman occupation army.

Fufu, it'll be easier to destroy them all together. We're lucky the amount of times we'll have to fight has gone down.

Rance-sama....

Right, Kanami.

What?

C'mere for a sec. I'm gonna give you a special mission.

.....I don't wanna have sex.

It's not sex, just get over here.


I whispered into Kanami's ear so that only she'd be able to hear.

(Whisper whisper)

(Whisper whisper)

(Whisper lick)

Kya!

You got it? Then go.

...I don't think this is very humane, but....

Fuck Geneva conventions.

I understand.

Saying that, Kanami disappeared like a gust of wind.

Rance-sama, what did you tell Kanami-san to...?

I just gave her a special strategy to win this next battle. You don't need to worry about it.

......

We entered the inn.

Rance-sama.....

Rance-sama.. I'm.. scared.

You're scared.. of what??

Why did it come to war? If we fight, so many people will die.

...Why can't we resolve this peacefully?

........

The Helman soldiers can't all be bad people. They must have families, and children.....

Don't think about it.

But...

Don't think about stuff like that now. If you show compassion to your enemy, you'll die.

.......

Let's just try to end this war as fast as we can.

Yes.

..........

“Tomorrow, it's finally time to wipe out the Rebel Army."

“The plan will be executed just as we discussed in our meeting at noon. Our army has an overwhelming advantage. If we fight according to plan, we can't lose."

Soldier “Yes, sir."

“All units, commence final checks. Make sure everything's in order."

Gaius “Sir, Gaius' 2,000 men can move out at any time."

Darm “My 2,000 men are also fully prepared."

Sylvia “The Sylvia unit's 1,000 can go with high morale."

Destra “Destra's 10,000 monster unit can deploy at any time."

Darm “Navio, do you really think your cowards can take the vanguard? Commander, please, let me...."

“Be quiet. The vanguard is going to be Destra's monster unit as was decided."

Destra “Sir, I'll show you that just our unit can easily crush the enemy."

“Hm, come to think of it.. What happened to Sepia? This is an important strategy meeting...."

Soldier “Sir, one of my subordinates is searching for her right now..... We don't know where she is at the moment."

“Seriously, at this important time...."

“Well, whatever. We'll sortie tonight and rest at the Terana Plateau, then we'll attack Red tomorrow."

“All units should finish preparations and get some rest. That's all."

Soldier “Yes, sir."

...........

The Helman Army was systematically preparing for battle. At that time, Rance's group was.....

“Rance, I've captured a commanding officer of the enemy as you ordered."

“Alright, good job. And you brought back a female officer too, well done."

Before me is the female officer of the Helman Army Kanami abducted. The Helman Army has some pretty good women too, eh?

“Oi, prisoner of war. What's your name?"

Girl “Sepia... Sepia Landstar."

“I see, Sepia-chan, hm?"

Sepia “Tch......."

“First, when is the Helman Army going to attack Red?"

Sepia “.............."

“I'm asking when the Helman Army's attacking?"

Sepia “.....I don't know."

“Ohh, Sepia-chan, officer of the Helman Army doesn't know? You think you can fool Rance-sama with a lie of that level?"

Sepia “......"

“I'll ask again: When is the Helman Army attacking?"

Sepia “........"

“Fufufufu, I was expecting this. If you answer so easily I won't have as much fun."

Sepia “To.. torturing prisoners of war is forbidden by our treaties."

“Hm, I dunno about that. After all, I'm not in the military, so I don't know anything about treaties."

“So I'll torture you without reserve."

Sepia “......"

“Sepia-chan's pretty cute if you look closely. I'm gonna make you feel good so it's a bit easier to talk now, so look forward to it."

Sepia “..You brute..."

“Then, I'll ask again."

Sepia “....."

“When is the Helman Army attaching Red?"

Sepia “........"

“Ohh, you don't want to say?"

…

“Maybe you should talk soon? Your old lady at home's crying."

Sepia “......."

…

I touched Sepia's breasts over her clothes.(Fondle fondle)



Sepia “..Ah...."

(Grope grope grope grope grope grope grope grope grope)

Sepia “....Ah.. kuh..."

This time I gripped her breasts powerfully through her clothes.

Sepia “Ah.. ah..."

“You've got some pretty nice boobs. If I groped them directly it'd probably be great."

Sepia “....."

“Seriously, what a tight-lipped woman."

Sepia “......"

“Well then, why don't I loosen those tight lips of yours."

(Smooch)

I quickly stole Sepia's lips.They were sweet and soft.Yes, they tasted of iron.. eh? ...Blood... eh.. ow.

“Owowow.. You bit me."

Sepia “Hmph, serves you right."

“Grr."

(Rip rip rip)

Sepia “Wha.. what are you...."

(Rip rip rip rip)

I had Sepia completely naked in the blink of an eye.

“Too late."


Sepia “No... pervert!! Stop iit!"

“Shut up, bad girls who don't listen need to be punished. See, see."

Sepia “Ah.. ah.. no.. don't look.."

“Your upper lips are tight but your lower ones are so loose. They're already gaping open."

Sepia “.....*spit*"

AaaaAAAAAAAAARGH!!! A mere prisoner of war dares to spit onme!! You've got guts!! I'm not holding back anymooore!!

“...Fufun, you're pretty confident."

Sepia “........Tch."

“But can you still be confident after seeing this?"

I showed her a lustrous, round eggplant.

Sepia “..? What about it. It's just an eggplant."

“Just an eggplant? Hmph.. I got this from a bar a few days ago. You gonna laugh?"

I flashed the eggplant at her as I spoke.

Sepia “Yeah, I will. Are you an idiot? Who'd be scared of an eggplant?"

“But just a minute. Sepia-chan's gonna cry... if I do this!!"

Sepia “....OWW!!"

“Hmmm..? Could you possibly be a vir-gin, Sepia-chan?"

Sepia “........."

Sepia shut her eyes tight and endured it in shame.

“But how lewd, to have an eggplant sprouting from here."

Sepia “Wha..!!"

“If you manage to escape from here and get back to your army, how do you plan to report to your superiors, Sepia-chan? Will you report that your virginity was taken by an eggplant?"

Sepia's face turned bright red and she opened and closed her mouth.

There are even some tears in her eyes.

“Fufu, oh, sorry. Just halfway must be painful."

I pushed the eggplant in to the stem.

Sepia “...N.. *gasp*.. Nooooooooo!!"

“Fufun, even a Helman commanding officer such as yourself didn't know this method of eating eggplant? Eat up."

I pulled the eggplant out forcefully and then inserted it again, this time slowly. Sepia “Hau.. nn.. kh."

While Sepia glared at me, I pistoned the eggplant forward and backward and ground it up and down.

“I'll ask again. When is the Helman Army attacking Red?"

Sepia, twitching her body with my movements, shut her teary eyes tightly.

“...When are they attacking?" I quickened my movements.

Sepia “Hauuu.. st..op.. uugh"

“......What was that?"

.........

Rance-sama, I feel a little sorry for her. You didn't have to be so cruel....

Shut up, it's fine if we win. And I let her go 'cause I'm deeply compassionate and kind. A cruel guy woulda killed her.

........

Anyhow, we've obtained the essential information of the enemy's invasion route from the female officer. We can definitely win with this.


Master strategist.

All troops, prepare to sortie immediately.

Soldiers -Yes, sir.

We're leaving in 30 minutes.

That's impossible, Rance. We can't just prepare the whole army in that time.

Shut it, do you wanna lose!!

The enemy's looking down on us and won't expect us to counterattack. Fufufufu, they're so stupid.

And in 30 minutes, after our army was prepared, we began our march on the enemy camp.

Got it.

After a little while, Kanami returned.

You're late, loser.

I found the Helman Army's main force. They're camping at the base of a hill a short distance away.

We approached the enemy camp so that they wouldn't notice us.

There's a pretty amazing number of them.

Yes, I'd estimate there are at least 10,000 of them. It's definitely the Helman Army's main force.

Alright, we're attacking.

“I'll kill anyone who retreats. Advance if you don't want to die."

“Go---!!"

ATTACK!!!



With the sound of the trumpet, we rushed into the enemy's camp.

The ambush was a complete success. Our army easily crushed the flustered enemy troops.

A fierce, chaotic battle with the Helman Army continues in the darkness, where no one can tell enemy from ally.

We fought hundreds of them, but no matter how many we defeated, they appeared one after another, endlessly, like maggots.

This was supposed to be an easy win, but they just won't go down.

Tch, I can't tell what's happening at all in this free-for-all....

Don't worry, we've got the superior army. If we keep attacking they're bound to fall.

Now that she mentions it, Shizuka does seem to be gone. Seems she got lost somewhere in this melee.

Tch, that idiot.

Well it's her we're talking about. She won't die, I'm sure.

But no matter how many we beat the enemy keeps coming. How many can there possibly be?

.............

.........

Rance-sama, where are Maria-san and Barres-san?

They're fighting or whatever over there, aren't they?

Rance, an enemy.

What, again?

Since this free-for-all started, several corps of Helman soldiers have recklessly come to challenge me.

Next we beat a wave of monster soldiers…

Yes, Rance-sama. Everyone's doing their best.

The outcome of the battle is already decided. The Helman Army with double our fighting strength wasn't able to show its usual organized strength in the confusion and chaos, and was utterly crushed.

The Tulip #3 Maria rode in was especially impressive as it crushed enemies left and right with overwhelming power.

The state of the battle wouldn't change without a miracle.

On a small hill, a little ways away from the battlefield.

Sapphire “What should we do, Ithere-sama?"

You three, the time to test your strength has come.

Sapphire, Opal, Garnet, your individual powers are weak, but if you combine your strength you can use powerful magic.

Your target is the tank in the middle of the enemy.

Sapphire “Yes, sir."

Opal “Yes."

Garnet “Yes."

Do it.

The three sister mages combined their power and used their ultimate magic.

Black Destruction Beam!!

Inside the Tulip #3, fighting on the front line.

Kasumi, we're breaking into the next enemy group. Replenish the ammunition!!

Kasumi “Yes, Maria-sensei."

We're gonna stomp 'em flat.

My cute Tulip #3 is invincible.

Kasumi “Maria-sensei!! There's a black light.. heading this way...!"

Eh.. Black... Kya!!

The Black Destruction Beam pierced the Tulip #3.

Kukkuh... Looks like you hit, well done.

Seems like this battle's a lost cause though.

But it would be trouble for those rebel army people to get anymore momentum than this. We'll enter the battle and beat down however many enemies we can.

Sapphire “Yes."

Ithere and the three sister mages entered the battle.

Whaat! Fuckin' Maria got taken out!!!

Umm.. The Tulip #3...No way.. hey.

And what happened to Maria? She'd better be alright.

..Yes, she seems to be safe at least. Wonderful, that's good at least.

Seriously, what a crappy machine you built....Well whatever, it's not like I was counting on it in the first place.

Let's go, here's our next enemy.

Yes...

Opal appeared.

After beating her, we are confronted by a similar group…

We defeat her and another woman attacks us, they seem to be the wizards who destroyed Tulip#3.

I definitely.. can't fight any more... than this...

After getting separated from Rance's group, Masou Shizuka has been fighting Helman Army troops on her own.

Even Shizuka was getting physically and mentally exhausted fighting waves of Helman soldiers.

...Nh, another enemy!!

......A Dark Lord...

What a brave young lady to fight so many enemies on her own.

....So this is it!!

.........

After several fights, victory is close…

Soldier -Commander Toma, we can't contact any other units. We can't give orders like this.

Kuh, they got us.

If we keep fighting like this we won't be a match for them. Retreat.


Soldier -We're retreating, Commander??

Right, we won't make any progress fighting like this. All troops, retreat immediately.

Relay to all commanding officers. All troops retreat.

Soldier -Yes, sir.

Toma was quick to realize the disadvantageous situation they were in and decide to retreat, but it was already too late. The order to retreat didn't reach all of the troops on the chaotic battlefield, and the Helman Army was systematically crushed.

The only two units to escape the battlefield safely were Toma's main force and one other unit.

We've finally driven the Helman Army out of The･O.

Gahahahahahahahaha.....

Congratulations, Rance-sama. We won again.

Of course. Me losing is about as likely as the heavens and the earth switching places.

...It was kind of a cowardly battle though.

All that's left is driving the Helman Army out of Leazas.

Right, the enemy must be completely overwhelmed after this battle. Now's the time to kick their asses.

As I laughed loudly in a good mood, Maria appeared in front of me.

Oh, Maria, looks like you were safe. You're pretty sturdy.

...*Sniffle*.. *sniffle*.. But the Tulip #3 was destroyed.

Don't cry, dumbass. If it broke just make a new one!!

...Right.

And I can't find Shizuka.....Shizuka.. couldn't have....

Idiot, like that woman would die!! She probably just got lost somewhere over there.

More importantly, get to work on fixing up the army and rebuilding The･O. We're gonna make this the new front line headquarters and attack Leazas from here.

Got it?

Yes...

Just as I was thinking I'd better rest and was heading to the inn, this time Barres appeared.

I won't. Die.

.......

Rance-sama, maybe you should at least hear why Barres-san is apologizing to you...

Then I'll hear you. Barres, just what have you done?!

Sir, we were pursuing the fleeing Helman Army as you ordered, however..

...Come to think of it, I kinda get the feeling I did.. order something like that....Hmm, I had forgotten.

We were pursuing the fleeing army, but just when we were about to reach them, they ran to the town of Oc, inside Leazas' borders. Please forgive me.

...Hrm, well, I suppose. I'll have you atone for this failure somehow.

Sir....

Then, about the outcome of this battle..

We lost about a third of our fighting force.

...I don't wanna hear about losses. You're in my way, go over there.

Rance-dono.. part of war is losses....

Shut up, shut up.

Whaat.... lost.. lost!!

That Toma lost!! Impossible.. there's no way....

Soldier -We suffered a surprise attack, and after our chain of command fell into total disarray in the darkness we were thoroughly defeated.

Kuh....

Soldier -Commander Toma somehow managed to escape to the rear lines, but... our main force has been completely destroyed...

Can we not resupply the troops and launch a counteroffensive!!

Soldier -Our Third Army no longer has the strength to counterattack.

Guh...

Soldier -We have no means to stop the advance of the Leazas Liberation Army.

Hm? What do you mean.. Hunty?

.......

Why are you so quiet, Hunty?

He can't send reinforcements, Patton.

Whaat! What do you mean!!

The Emperor is being manipulated by the Empress, to get Princess Sheila on the throne....

Kuh... So I'm just in the way!!I can't be Emperor because I'm the son of a concubine!! Even though I'm the only prince.

Patton...


I love when the bad guys fight with each other.

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...............

Lia “Ee----------!"

Saya “Hihhihhih.. I bet that feels good, Princess. I'll give you some more."

Saya violently slapped Lia between the legs with aphrodisiac-covered chains.

Lia screamed, her body twitching. Her screams echoed in the small torture chamber.

Lia “Ah... no... no... stop!!"

Saya “That's right, I'll tell you something good. It's about the person I've been trying to get you to tell me about through all of that interrogation."

Lia “*Gasp*..."

Saya “A man named Rance. That man has the Holy Sword."

Lia “Eh... why.. I never said.. *gasp*... How do you know Darling's name..?"

Saya “Fufufu, so I really have no more reason to torture you and Maris-san anymore."

Lia “....... Then.. are you letting us go?"

Saya “Noce-sama said he'd give the two of you to me as toys. Do you understand?"

Lia “........"

Saya “Fufufu, I'll torment you until I'm tired of it. Like this."

Saying that, Saya violently pulled the chains.

Lia's screams echoed through the room once more. Maris' screams could be heard from the next room over.

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.........


Now that we have some free time we will revisit the previous towns to get items, etc.

Back in Ice we go to the hospital…

Out of concern for Nor-san, I visited the hospital and vigorously opened the door.

Nor-san, I came to visit. ......Ohh!!

Kya!

“Ohh...!! HOW wonderfuul! *Gasp*! No, what am I doing getting happy about it?"

“HeEeY!! Nurse!! I had my eyes on Nor-san first! You can't do this!!"

“Rance-sama, isn't that a little strange..?"

Nurse “Argh! Geez.. it was just getting good tooo..."

Nor “Ah... Mm... Mh..."

Damn iit... I wanted to take care of Nor-san nice and easy after the fact... and now this.

Nurse “Ufufu... Nor... we've been interrupted, but don't pay any mind to that and let's have some fun... Heh... Nor, look what's happened to you here.. I'll do more to you..."

Saying that, the nurse, riding on Nor-san, caressed her lower half skillfully with her fingers and tongue.

Nor “Aah.. ahn.. ahh... that feels.. good..."

Aaaaargh! How incredible. Hm? This is bugging me.

*Bugbugbugbugbugbugbug*.

“Aa------gh!!!! Knock it oooooff!!"

“Rance-sama..."

“And why in this hospital ro... hm? What, Sill? Do you wanna get smacked!"

“N.. noo. It's just..."

“Just.. what!!"

Nurse “Aaaahn!! Nor.. Nor.. Let's come together! Nn..!!"

Nor “Aaahn! I.. don't care what happens anymoooore!! Lark.. I'm sorry.. Mm!! So gooood."

“..........."

“...See? Rance-sama."

“What do you MEEAN, SEE. Dammit! It's YOUR fault!!"

(Hit hit hit hit hit hit)

“*Sob* *sob*.. I'm sorry..."

For revenge, I smacked Sill 2 or 3 times (lie) and left. I'm so pissed.

Nurse, Nor “Aaaaaaaaaaah!!!"

There was nothing I could do, so I left that place.

……

We take a look to the new Rarerare stones…

…………

In L-Zile we buy some GalCurse items. The are expensive as fuck but we will need them to ASSAULT the strongest Galmonsters. And since we have the Holy Equipment we don’t need that much money.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Another one kidnapped?

I hate such shit.

 

[lightbane]

Don't worry, Rance will kill everyone that dares to harm his girls, the bad guys don't stand a chance.

 

[tppcrpg]

 

[TheEntitledOne]

Into Leazas
----------------------------



Back in The O, we sortie for our next destination… Oc, in Leazas.

Rance, the army's fully prepared. Let's go.

The routed enemy army shouldn't have enough strength to put up a decent defense around Oc. Let's crush them in one blow.

..........

..........

We cross the Leazas border...

They must have fled in fear of our army.

Well, this is fine. We're gonna capture the town.

Yes, all troops advance.

We captured the town of Oc without a fight.



We check the item shop…

(She used to work in Ice, see the begining)

Hmmmm, seems like she took me killing her father pretty hard.

We can buy some kind of bomb from her too, when we buy it…

Lench “The ball of destruction is a convenient item that does 1 to 200 damage to a nearby enemy when thrown. The price for one is 300 gold."

I bought a ball of destruction.

Lench “Congratulations. We're offering a special service right now where customers who purchase a ball of destruction receive a free [Source of the Fountain Goddess] as a present."

I received a Source of the Fountain Goddess.

(We will need it for a sidequest later)

…

We visit the pub…

But we get nothing of interest.

We check the current situation with Barres…

Well, time to advance.

………

Alright, we're heading out. Let's beat up some enemies.

Tactically speaking, I believe it would be a good idea to takedown North and then capture South immediately after resting the soldiers for a short time.

Hmph, we're not gonna go to that kinda trouble. We wiped out most of the enemy in the previous battle at The･O.We'll attack both at once, not holding anything back.

Eh...?

Throughout history, there have been many cases when victory looked possible, but fighting on two fronts caused losses instead. Wouldn't it be better to not attempt such a reckless strategy?

Taking it slow and safe is boring. We're attacking both at once. I've decided.

........

I'll lead troops to attack and destroy North. Barres' and Leila's troops will attack South.

Stop babbling and get going.

Yes, sir.

Alright, Maria. With the rest of the troops, we'll gain control of North.

Right, got it.

Sill, make sure to stay by my side so you don't get lost.

Yes, Rance-sama.

We began our advance to North.

That'd be Toma. He's shut himself up in North with 500 soldiers under him.

Just 500, huh? We'll take 'em out in three seconds.

They do say the cornered rat bites the cat though, so we should be careful.

Easy win, easy win.

.............


...................



We attacked the Helman soldiers in North who blocked our way to the castle gate.

The enemies fell one after another before our overwhelmingly superior army.

-Yes, Rance-sama.

Rance-san, this battle will be over if we can just defeat the enemy commander. Please refrain from meaningless killing as much as possible. The Helman soldiers aren't evil after all.

...We're going.

We cut through their lines and confront Toma at the gates of the fortress…

That's right, I am the great hero, Rance-sama. So you must be the foolish Helman Army commander who defies me.

My name is Toma. I'm the supreme commander of Helman's 3rd Army.

Well then, why don't you surrender? If you surrender now, I may still be lenient.

Hmph. On my knight's honor, I would sooner die than surrender to someone like you.

Whaaaat!

Come at me.

Soldier -Commander Toma! It's already too late for this fortress. Please escape!

Soldier -The battle isn't over. We'll lose any hope of victory if our commander dies here. Please prepare the troops and fight again.

..........

You bastards.. You can't lose your nerve and run away now!!

What? I'm going to defeat you first.

Hahahahaha, that's the way it's gotta be.

Soldier -Commander, you don't have time to fight!!If you don't retreat now, you won't get another chance.

Soldier -Please leave this to us and escape.

Soldier -Commander!!

.......

..I got it.

Rance, was it? This battle will have to wait.

Whaat!You're running away after all?

Toma disappeared into the castle.We tried to follow him, but Helman soldiers stood in our way.

...Outta the way!!

Kuh... these small fry are in our way!!


...................



...........


We win.

Leazas Castle is next, huh?

Yeah, and nothing's impossible for the invincible Rance-sama.

By the way, have you heard anything from Barres' group? They'd better have taken South.

It'll be fine, the enemies in South are a garrison of less than100 men. Barres-san and Leila-san's 1,000 men will easily win.

Yeah, it'd be pretty dumb if they lost.

But right when we had established a front line base in Northand were relaxing, Barres' injured group appeared.

Whaaat.. you lost!!

You only had 100 enemies!!And yet you still lost!!

I am truly ashamed. We were completely defeated by South's commander Minerva.

Minerva, you say...?

In any case, it seems like it will be necessary to have one more battle before we can attack Leazas Castle.

I got it, you loser.So how many enemy troops remain in South?

Sir, I believe only Minerva remains.

Geez, if it's only one person, just defeat her.

What should we do, Rance? Should we move the army?

Dumbass, I'll have to live with the shame for my whole life if we have to move the whole army against one person. I'll go personally and settle things myself.

Yes.

At that time. In an uninhabited shack just outside of Leazas' borders.

.............


..........

“You're finally awake. Good."

“Ah..... you're... oww.. *gasp*."

“You shouldn't move yet. You were hurt very badly."

“Dark Lord.. Dark Lord Ithere."

“......."

“What are you planning?"

“What do you mean??"

“Don't play dumb, why would you rescue your enemy? What are you planning to do with me!"

“..I won't do anything."

“No way."Shizuka glared at Ithere.

(Seems likle she has a bad impression about men...wonder whose fault is it....)

“Shizuka..., this is a misunderstanding."

“What?"

“Then you plan to use me as a hostage in the fight against the Leazas Liberation Army. But, unfortunately.. That kind of thing won't work against Rance."

“I saved you for my own selfish reasons. I don't have any ulterior motives."

“Eh..?"

“When I saw you standing injured in the middle of that melee.. I.."

“......"

“I, I lo.... no... never mind. It doesn't matter."

“........"

“I must get back to the battle."

“Hmph, you dog of Helman."

“Someone??"

“This shack has more than enough supplies for someone to live off of. You should stay here until the fighting's over."

“......"

“I'll return here when the battle's over. If you're still here at that time...."

“..I have something I want to ask you."

“......"

Saying that, Ithere left the shack.

“What's.. his deal..?"

In any case, I can't remain in this shack forever. I've gotta return to the Liberation Army.

“..But.. the thing Ithere wanted to ask me..."

“He couldn't have.. wanted to propose.. no, that would be silly."

Now, let's get ready and say goodbye to this run-down shack.

...........


........

 

[TheEntitledOne]

Duel
------------------------------------



Our advance into Leazas was going well, until a single fighter defeated one of our armies in South.

This enemy is a woman named Minerva. Not wanting to mobilize the entire army, Rance takes matters personally.

From North we pass through Oc towards South…

………………………

Yes.

Then Minerva is just past here.

Right. Let's go.

………………

Finding Minerva is easy.

We only need to follow the trail of corpses.

There she is, Minerva. Rumored to be the strongest woman in the world. The only human stronger than her is said to be her superior Toma.

Rance shows proper respect.

Hey, hag. Get outta the way.

Don't talk to me like that, boy.

What was that!!

Your angry face is so cute. Should we have some fun tonight?

Shut up, be quiet! An old lady like you shouldn't be so fucking noisy!

Rance-sama, could this person be Minerva-san?

Then you're the one who defeated Barres-san's unit by yourself...?

Oh yeah, the army that was just here?

My subordinates drew their attention and led them to the pit traps where they all died. It was really quite pleasant. Of course, my subordinates all died too.

..How could you, using your own subordinates as bait..?

My subordinates' lives are like trash. It's fine as long as they're of some use to me.

...You crazy bitch.

Oh my, are you angry? How cute.

You're going to become rust on my blade, hag. Prepare yourself.

Fine with me, young man. But only after you see this.

Saying that, the hag pointed to the building behind her.

Do you know what that is?

“Oh, her ass is fully visible.. uhiuhi."

“Rance, this isn't the time for your idiocy."

“If I say one word to my subordinates, that woman will fall to the pits of hell and die."

“.......... She's a good woman, what a waste."

“Fufufu, if you want to save her, defeat me. But fight me alone..."

“Hmph, I don't need anyone's help punishing a single old lady."

“Rance-sama....."

“Die, old hag!!"

I challenged Minerva to single combat.

Minerva appeared.

She attacks with her huge axe.

We respond with RANCE ATTACK!!!

3 turns later her health is really low….

ASSAULT is not an option…

We defeat her anyway…

But this might not be the last time we hear about her.

…………………

………………………

Looking down from South, I can see it in the distance.

“Rance-sama, it's Leazas Castle."

“Yup, looks like we're finally here."

“Princess Lia's being held in that castle somewhere."

“Yup, she is. But not for long."

“Should we attack tomorrow? There should only be a few of our enemies left holing up in there. We'll defeat them easily."

“............"

“What, are you worried about something??"

“Can we really defeat a Dark Lord? I'm kind of anxious."

A Dark Lord is the same as shit."

“..........I suppose that's true."

“Rance-sama, it's gotten windy, we should go inside soon."

“S'pose so, but man this weather's crap. It'd be nice if it were sunny tomorrow."

..........

We move back to Oc.

………………

We arrived in Oc.

Oh, it's Shizuka-san. Rance-sama, Shizuka-san's here.

There was Masou Shizuka, who had gone missing during the night battle in The O.

What, you were alive? I thought I'd get to eat my full of funeral manjuu too. Darn.

Unfortunately, I'm not gonna die that easily. Right, not until I take revenge for my father.

Oh good, where have you been all this time, Shizuka-san? We all looked for you.

Could it be, that you were captured by the enemy.. or something..?

.........

What happened? You're not hiding anything, are you?

I'm not hiding anything. Let's just get to headquarters.

The attack on Leazas Castle will be soon, right? It's the final battle, let's do our best.

………………………

The army is fully prepared to deploy. We can attack Leazas Castle at any time.

Alright, I see.

We chat with Barres…

What will you do after the fight to liberate Leazas, Rance-dono?

After the fight?

Why not become a general of one of Leazas' armies? I think you could become a good general if you studied, Rance-dono.

No.

.......

Now that Shizuka is back, instead of following the plot we are gonna try the bonus sidequest.



Sidequests

• Haniwa Temple
  1. Note, you might want to progress with storyline until you obtain Shizuka before entering the temple.
  2. Once you buy the [Ball of Destruction] the shopkeeper will give you [Source of the Fountain Goddess].
  3. With the [Source of the Fountain Goddess] in hand go to Teti Lake and you'll get the option of using it. Do so and select the option to visit the Haniwa Temple. Please note, that if you leave the temple, either via exit or by means of [Wood of Return] you will not be able to enter it again, unless you have obtained another [Source of the Fountain Goddess].

We head to Teti Lake, in the first map…
…………

……………

We arrived at Teti Lake.

Alright, let's summon a goddess and fuck up a storm!!Call her.

Yes.


Sill threw the Source of the Fountain Goddess into Teti Lake.


(Kerplunk)


After a little while, the lake started bubbling.(Bubble bubble bubble)

........

Why does a kid like this come out instead of a bouncy babe!!

Youko “That's not true. Youko-chan's bouncy. See?"

Saying that, the goddess pulled her cheeks.

....Whatever.


Youko “See, they bounce. Oh yeah, since you've called me and all, I've gotta hear your wish. Pick a wish from the following, 'kay?"

Youko “I see, you want to go to the Haniwa Faith temple? You're strange??"


Youko “The temple of the Haniwa Faith is at the bottom of Teti Lake. Then have a nice trip."


With a light wave of the Fountain Goddess' staff, our surroundings grew dark.

Following the guide...

· Once inside you'll find multiple Haniwa Statues. Click on any of them except for the Super Hanny and then enter the portal. You'll fight Hannies of the color you clicked. Upon defeating them you'll unlock access to a chest to the north containing a harmonica relating to the color of Hanny killed. Do this with all the Hanny Statues Except for the Super Hanny.
· With all the Harmonicas in hand use the Super Hanny statue and enter the portal.

We just need to choose a statue an go to the central portal.

We start with the blue statue.

We fight some blue Hanniwa and get the chest…

Then we repeat the process with the green Hanny. (The easiest one)


We get the Red hanny too.


And then the Evil Hanny (They look similar)

We deal with the double Hanny…

Lastly we repeat the process with the Superhanny.

We appear in a different area…

We appear in a big room, with 2 corridors guarded by Superhanny…

The one in the right side moves aside…

We advance…

The corridors with arrows traps you in small rooms that force you to teleport out (and you will need to get another Goddess statue to return)

This corridor has invisible barriers. You can only pass with the 5 harmonicas.



Btw, in the temple you can be attacked by any kind of Hanny…

Anything from Slime Hanny, too weak to appear as normal encounters even at the beginning…

To stronger mobs, like groups of Superhanny or Triple Hanny (And individually they are a good match for level 30 parties)


Or even groups of Golden Hanny….

…aka Run away (unless you want to grind to really high levels…

(We shouldn't have too many problems to beat the game with lvl 30-35)

At last we find a chest.

This card has two uses:

Accessing a bonus boss fight (the typical 10x times stronger than the end boss and 100x times more frustrating kind of bonus fight) against the Hanny King…

From the wiki…

Once you pass through all the walls you get the believer card. The card allows you to do two things:

1. Exit the temple and H the Item store girl at Ice.
2. Go back the way you came and go to the right side of the large room where you'll find a Super Hanny who won't let you pass without the card. This way will lead you to a fight with the Hanny King. He has 65535 HP and he drains 5 levels at a time. Beating him in a straight up fight requires a ridiculously high level and only rewards you with 10,000 gold (or at least the author of this edit was unable to find any additional effects).

Is like AliceSoft is trolling us (apparently HannyKing is the Boss' in game avatar). Fuck this shit, we go for option 1.

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………………………………………

…………………………………………………

Breasts that fit right into your hand are good.

Corin “No, that's wrong. That's different from God's teachings."

Corin suddenly shouted so I accidentally let go.

“Eh..."

Corin “It's wrong, this is... this is... wrong."

“Just what... is wrong?"

“Huh? 12 article, Sex Techniques????"

Corin “Yes, you should know if you're a believer, Rance-san. There are procedures for having sex with someone of the same faith in the scriptures."

“......."

“....Sorry, it slipped my mind. I'd be a failure of a believer to ignore the instructions the founder set in the 12th article, Sex Techniques."

Corin “Right, but it's fine if you understand. Do it like the scriptures say without messing up, okay?"

“Right, but..."

Corin “What's wrong, Rance-san?"

Corin “Geez... forgetting the contents of the scriptures is embarrassing. I understand, I'll teach you."

“Thank you."

This is really annoying but... I guess I'll do it with those proper manners or whatever. I don't hate jumping through hoops if it's for sex.

Corin “12th article: Sex Techniques. This is a method of deepening the faith of two believers who aren't lovers through the heightening of the spirit."

Corin “First, a gentle kiss."

Corin “Next, gentle breast fondling."

Corin “Then, lick the nipples."

Corin “Next, caress the butt over the panties."

Corin “Then, caress that place over the panties."

Corin “Next, remove panties."

Corin “Then do it from the back."

“From the back... that's kinda extreme suddenly."

“Got it, then I'll try doing it according to those procedures."

“Then I'll follow protocol and start with a gentle kiss."

I pulled Corin close and sucked on her sweet lips.

Corin “...Mm... mm... mmm..."

“Then I'll follow protocol and fondle you without hesitation."

Corin “...I'm embarrassed... My breasts... seem like they're bigger than normal people's..."

“That's not true. They're very cute breasts."

Corin “Mm... ku.... ahn."

I massaged Corin's breasts with both of my hands.(Fondle fondle fondle fondle)

Corin “...No... this is... this is strange... I've never felt like this before..."

“You're pretty sensitive. Your nipples are standing up nicely too, how lewd."

Corin “No... don't say that."


(Smooch)

Corin “N... no..."

I kissed Corin's cute erect nipples.

Then I softly bit them.

Corin “Ou... ah..."

Corin “Ah..." Corin twitches and clings to me, shivering.

“Is your butt sensitive? Let's see."

This time I took her butt in both of my hands and groped it in large motions. Corin's butt is soft too, she's a good woman.

Corin “...Idiot..."

Thinking it was about time, I reached my hand out in between Corin's thighs.

Corin “Ah... not, there..."

“Yes there."

Ignoring Corin's restraint, I reached my hand out to her panties. It was already soaked there as if she'd wet her pants.

Corin “...No... ah... ahn..."

As I traced her crevasse over her hot, wet panties over and over again, the stain got larger and larger.

“Corin-chan, you're pretty naughty, aren't you?"

Corin “Ahn... ih... that's not true... ah... It's all... according to... Haniwa-sama's... will..."

I really wanted to put it in and was getting restless.

“Let's take these soaked panties now, hm?"

Corin “..."

I laid Corin down, raised her legs, and slowly stripped her panties off.

Corin “No... don't look..."

“Ooh... ah... what a nice pink that is. It's beautiful."

I softly kissed the pearl in the middle of her flower garden.(Smooch)

Corin “Ah... oh... but... this isn't according to procedure. Don't, kiss there..."

I wanted to lick and touch more, but it'll be a problem if she dies because I'm not following procedure, so I decided to stop.

Then let's go.

(Ram)

Corin “Ah... ow..."

She doesn't seem to be a virgin but... it's a XXX that's only been used two or three times. The tightness is good.

Corin “...ow... haa... haa... ahh..."

I move around and around at the entrance and make occasional quick thrusts deep in at my own discretion.(Stir stir thrust smack)

Corin “.......*gasp*....."

I determined when to move my hips forward and back and when to rotate them and continued attacking.(Thrust thrust thrust thrust thrust)

(Grind grind grind grind plunge)

Corin “Good... ahn... that feels good... ah..."

“'Bout that time... ooh... let's go!!"

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

My Rance fix.

 

[TheEntitledOne]

The siege of Leazas
-----------------------------------


Enough sidetracking, let's end this war.

Alright, I see.

Alright, well then, let's move out. The troops are all ready, right?

Yes, sir. We have a total of 8,000 men. We can march at any time.

And what's the strength of the enemies holed up in Leazas Castle look like?

The number of monsters is unknown, but it is a fact that there are a number of strong ones.

It'll be an easy win then.

Yes, sir. However, as Leazas Castle is an isolated fortress, even attacking with superior military strength will likely be a tough fight.

I'll make a castle or two fall easily. Let's go.

Yes, sir.

We hurried to make our departure preparations, and our army began its advance.

Then the advance party of Barres and Maria will invade the Castle, opening the front gates for my unit to charge in and deal the deciding blow. It's a splendid plan.

Hmmm, a fantastic plan if I do say so myself. I may be a genius tactician.

Gahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

I knew you could do it, Rance-sama. (Clap clap clap)

Rance, we're moving out then.

Good, do it.

Our army of 8,000 began its march with an impressive display.

(March march march march march)

(March march march march)

(March march march march)

I can see Leazas Castle, Rance.

Alright, advance party, sortie.

Yes, sir.

Got it.

Sill, you go too and help them out.

Yes, Rance-sama.

The advance party of 4,000 began its assault on Leazas Castle.

(Wait a bit)

(Wait a bit more)

They're sloow. What's taking them so long? Hurry up and do it.

What's wrong Rance, why are you so irritated?

No reason... We just haven't gotten word from those guys yet. My chance to shine is taking a while to come..Aaagh, I'm getting pissed.

Don't get so mad, it's just a bit more patience. After we make it into the Castle is the real fight, after all.

Yeah, and then it's my turn to show off.

By the way, it seems like it'll be a while 'til they manage to break down the walls, so wanna go a round?

You don't care what kind of time it is, do you?

....Geez.

It's okay, isn't it?

Fine. But.

I don't want to strip so I'm gonna do it with my mouth.

Good.

Saying that, Milli knelt by my feet and took my member into her soft mouth.

(Suck suck smack smooch smooch)

Ooh... that feels good.....

Milli's fellatio is the best under the sun as always. She knows all of a man's weak points and attacks them relentlessly.

After getting to feel this good, it's only proper manners that I return the favor sometime later. Ooh... if I think too much about this I'll end up letting it out really soon.

((Smooch smooch smooch smooch lick lick)

Aheh aheh aheh aheh...

How's that? You can even cum in my mouth if you want.

((Smooch smooch smooch lick lick smooch smooch)

Ooh.. ooh.. ooh.. ooh.. I can't hold on any more...

(Spu-spu-spu-spu- spu---rt)

I let it all out in Milli's mouth.

...Phew... hahh...

Hehehe, I can keep going. This time, I'll...

(Stomp stomp stomp)

As I was saying that, somebody approached noisily.

What happened? Did you make it in??

..........

............

....We-... well...

Whaat.

Did... did you loose...?

Sir, I apologize. We took 2,000 casualties.

I'm sorry, Rance-sama.

...To think Leazas Castle was that fortified...

Geez, what clumsy losers you are. Now we can't proceed as planned, can we?

Oh well, we'll just have to attack again with our remaining troops.

Whaat. Nothing is impossible for me. We're moving out immediately.

Wait, Rance...The initial force lost and is retreating. Our army is in a state of confusion right now... It's impossible.

Kuh.....

Rance-sama, we should retreat for now so we can attack another day. We need to treat those who were wounded as well.

Damn it...

We're retreating.

And that is how our army first lost because of my incompetent subordinates.

(March march march march)

We somehow returned to Oc.

Rance-dono.

What.

I must apologize for this failure. I didn't think the enemy would have such defensive weapons prepared.. it was careless of me.

........

However, this time if we attack the front gates by way of South we're sure to make the Castle fall.

We'd better be.

Hmph. Well fine, go over there.

Yes, sir.

.........................


.................


We deploy again…

Alright, this time we'll capture Leazas Castle for sure. Ready the troops for deployment.

Yes, sir.

Not you, Barres. I can't trust a guy who's failed twice.

..........

Leila-san, I leave preparing the troops for combat to you.

M.. me...?I think General Barres is more suitable...

Hey, I'm the commander. Don't disobey my orders, and also, the aides in my army really have to be women.

Just by having that Barres here what should be a nice mood is like an old folks' home. 'Kay Leila? I'm having you do it.

..Yes, I understand. Leila will take control of all troops as of now.

Alright, then Leila and Maria's troops will become the advance unit. I'll give the advance troops 4,000 men this time. You'd better break through the Castle walls.

This time we'll attack the front gates through South. Got it?

Understood, sir.

Leave it to us.

Alright, we're moving out.

I've vowed a perfect battle today. We absolutely can't lose.

Let's do our best, Rance-sama.

Of course. I'm a genius though, so I can win without doing my best. That is, if my incompetent subordinates don't screw up.

...........

(March march march march march)

(March march march march march)

(March march march march march)

(March march march march march)

(March march march march march)

(March march march march march)

Alright, advance troops, sortie.

Yes, troops, sortie!!

Maria unit, sortie!!

Alright, go make me proud. Gahahahahahahahahaha.

Ermm, what exactly should I...

Barres, huh.. you can uh, keep watch.

The advance party, 4,000 troops commanded by Leila and Maria, began its advance on Leazas Castle.

The main force of 2,000 that I command is standing by until the advance force has destroyed the Castle walls. We're ready to charge as soon as the advance troops succeed in their assault.

Right, Sill.

Yes, Rance-sama. What is it?

You go and help too. It'd be better for them to have even one more mage after all.

Okay, I understand. I'll go help them.

Saying that, Sill pitter-pattered over to the front line.

(Wait a bit)

(Wait a bit more)

After waiting a bit, someone appeared hurriedly from the frontlines.

Yes.. we ended up losing again.

I'm sorry, Rance-sama.

D- du.. du.. dumbasses!! How could you lose not once, but twice?

Kuh.......

..........

Unfortunately, as I decided that continuing to attack would only further exhaust our troops, I had to make the call to retreat.

...Will Leazas Castle not fall!!

Rance-sama, if we don't come up with a different plan, we'll end up being totally annihilated.

I got it, we're cancelling the plan. We're returning to Oc.

Like this, our second attack on Leazas Castle also ended in failure.

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FUCK

…………

We will need a plan.

…………

That night…

(Snore snore)

(Snore snore snore)

( Snoore )

Tch, I can't get to sleep. It must be because Leazas Castle just isn't falling, and I'm accumulating stress, since I've got such a strong sense of responsibility.

Hmmm, anyway, we've gotta take Leazas Castle somehow....

Hmmm, a good strategy... a good... strategy....

Hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm.

………………

After of hours of brainstorming……

Oh, right (Ding dong ←Sound of inspiration)

I thought of a good way, it's perfect.

(I mentioned in a past thread that Rance was the Odysseus of porn games. Well…)

But we'll be hiding inside the golden hanny and at night we'll sneak out and open the gate. Isn't it a completely faultless, perfect plan?

It's a huge golden hanny so we'll be able to hide at least 5people inside easily. Alright, let's go with that plan.

The name of the plan will be Operation Golden Rance.

Right then, we'll go catch a golden hanny tomorrow.*Snore*

(Snore snore snore)

…………

………

I ordered the top brass to assemble in the morning. It was in order to explain the plan to attack Leazas Castle.

What's wrong, Rance? What could it be this early in the morning??

Really, Rance holding a war council is.. rare.

Now now, Shizuka-dono. Rance-dono seems to have finally become determined to fight seriously. Isn't this a wonderful thing?

Then, Rance-dono. Have you come up with a new plan to attack Leazas Castle?

If we send our full force of 5,000 men we'll surely be able to recapture Leazas Castle...

Shut it, Barres. Quiet.

.....

...Then are we taking Leazas Castle?

Hahahaha, I've come up with a magnificent plan that idiots like you could never come up with. If we use this plan even incompetents like you can win.

.......

What is this plan, Commander?

I explained the wonderful, supreme Operation Golden Rance plan to my stupid subordinates.

1: We capture a Golden Hanny and make it a statue with a cavity on the inside large enough to hold several people.

2: We tell the Helman Army we're surrendering and put them at ease, giving them the golden hanny as a present.

3: Our relaxed enemy will gratefully take the golden hanny into the castle.

4: We'll be hiding inside the present and at night, we'll open the castle gates from the inside.

5: After that, our main force will charge the castle and we'll crush the enemy.


............

*Sigh*...

Rance, I don't think the enemy commanders are stupid enough to fall for that plan....

It's fine, this plan is perfect. Well then, everyone make their preparations.

Rance, supposedly golden hannys appear frequently on the road between Oc and North.

Alright, got it.

I headed out to catch a golden hanny.

……………

After beating some trash mobs…

The fucker has around 30000hp. Not a problem when it’s only one (unlike what happened in the Hanny temple).

We are done.

………

Got it, I'll work as fast as possible.

Be quick, we're using it tomorrow.

And Barres.

Sir.

Send a messenger to Leazas Castle. To the enemy general.

Sir, and what should the message be?

“Oh, strong Helman Army-sama, sorry for disobeying you. As a symbol of our apology, we present you with the shell of a golden hanny. Can we please be friends again?"

Yes sir, right away.

..But will the enemy really fall for such a simple trick? I would question it a bit.

Hahahahaha, it's a plan that I came up with. There's no chance at all of it failing.

........



That night…

Rance is thinking new strategies, of course he gets horny and he is about to go find some when….

(Knock knock)

Who could it be this late at night...?

Who is it.

“It's Leila. Rance-san, can we talk?"

Leila-san... what could she want.. I see what she's thinking..uhiuhi.

Come on in. I'll get up whenever for you.

Leila-san came to let me do her. I can hear things like “it's alright" and “do it, do it" and“ give me your thick cock" and “drive me crazy" coming from her.

“Dehedehe."

“Teehee, Rance-san. What's with that weird grin on your face?"

“Yeah, hahahahahahaha. By the way, what did you want?"

“It's nothing particularly important... I just wanted to talk before the battle tomorrow, I suppose? Am I bothering you?"

“*Shake* *shake*. Of course not, you're very welcome to talk."

“Then, cheers."

“Cheers."

I drained the cocktail I got from Leila.

Leila spoke somewhat ashamed.

“Hahahaha, it was only natural for a hero of justice such as myself."

Saying that, I sat next to Leila and put my hand on her shoulder.

“Rance-san."

“What is it?"

“I can't think of any way to make it up to you but this."

I can't ask what kind of thanks it will be right now. Leila's asking me to make love to her. As a man, I've got to embrace her softly here and do it.

“....."

“Do you hate women like me?"

“What are you saying? You're plenty attractive. Now, let's have some fun. We fight tomorrow after all."

“Yes...."

............

forget.. nn, nn.. at least for now."


I suddenly spun Leila around, gave her breasts a lustful grope, and pierced her in one go.

“Haauh!! Ooh.. nn, that.. *gasp*.. feels good!!"

Leila's a warrior, so she's got a bit of muscle on her, but her body is healthy and flexible. Her tightness down there is especially superb. She's a great woman, unlike any I've had before.

I've entered her twice now, but I'm gonna keep going. I'm doing this seriously.

“I won't let you sleep tonight. Leila."

“Aaahn... I'm happy.. more.. attack me more. Nn.. nn.. drive me crazy."

“Well then, maybe you should clean this first?"

I stuck my still-hard member to Leila's face. Leila looked confused at first, but quickly put it lovingly into her mouth.

“Ah.. mmh.. ha.. kh.. nn.. nn."

As she moved her head as best as she could, I saw tears sparkling in her eyes.

“...I don't know what'll happen tomorrow, but I definitely won't give up."

“....Thank.. you."

........................

And as Leila and I spent our night having fun, my messenger headed to the Helman Army headquarters in Leazas Castle.



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[tppcrpg]

It should end in 2-4 updates. I hope you are ready to get past the stone zubats.

 

[Erebus]

 

[abnaxus]

So that was how Rance got to fuck Leila-san.

 

[TheEntitledOne]

Shit hit the fan.
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While Rance and Leila spent the night having fun, Rance's messenger headed to the Helman Army headquarters in Leazas Castle

What, the Liberation Army!! What could they want.

Soldier -Sir, they seem to be requesting a ceasefire and surrendering.

Hahahahahahaha, I see, I see. They're finally giving in to my power!!

Alright, send him in. I'll hear what he has to say.

Soldier -Yes, sir.

After a bit, the Leazas messenger was lead in.

You're the messenger from Leazas? Alright, I'll hear what you have to say.

Rick.. I've heard that name somewhere before.

Soldier -Sir, he used to be the general of the Leazas Third Army.

I see, the master swordsman from Leazas I've heard praise of.

.........

I will convey the will of the Leazas Liberation Army.

We were at fault to challenge the gallant Helman Army to battle. We would very much like to receive Your Majesty's forgiveness, and if possible, a ceasefire.

The Leazas Liberation Army is surrendering to me...?

Yes. I beg of you to at least spare the lives of our soldiers.

Hahahahahahahahaha, I see, that's pleasant.

So you've all finally realized your foolishness!!

........

I'll also spare the lives of the Liberation Army soldiers. However, all commanders will be arrested.

Sir, we thank you for your kindness...

Well then, I'll return for now to prepare the Rebel Army to surrender.

Very well.

And also, as a symbol of our apology to Your Highness, I have prepared for you the treasure of our army, the shell of a golden hanny.

And when are you sending it here?

Sir, it's already being transported to Leazas Castle.

I see, I see.. Hahahahahahaha. Wonderful, wonderful!!

Well then, I'll take my leave... .................................................

Good work, go prepare for the surrender.

Soldier -Congratulations, Your Excellency.

Soldier -Congratulations.

Hahahaha, we've had a tough time of it, but the rebellion's finally died down. Well then, let's make preparations to finally gain control o fthe Free City zone.

(Please, don't be a fucking Laocoön

.......

They're nothing but a rebel army after all. They're no enemies of mine.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

The next day

At a glance it looks like a normal golden hanny, but Rance and the others are hiding inside.

The invasion team is me, Sill, Kanami, Shizuka, Milli, and Leila. This goes without saying, but there are no filthy men. It's my harem team.

But... it's really tight in here...

We can't do anything about that, just deal with it.

(Touch touch touch)

Kya, Rance! What are you doing?

Hm, it's not me.
Hohohoho, I'll take advantage of the tight space and touch all I want. Men can't forget their perverted hearts in any situation.

I see, I'll be right there. Leave it in the courtyard.

Soldier -Yes, sir.

The golden hanny arrived safely inside of Leazas Castle.

Soldier -Yes, sir.

Alright, we'll celebrate our victory tomorrow evening. Make preparations for a banquet around this golden hanny.

Soldier -Sir, we'll begin preparations early tomorrow morning.

Fufufufufufufu.




That evening

“Hahahahaha, as expected of a plan thought up by me. It's too perfect, this is great."

“Now, let's take action before sunrise. We don't have much time."

“Right. Alright, Shizuka, Milli, and Leila will open the gate so that our main force can invade the castle. Got it?"

“Sill and Kanami will come with me to rescue Lia. Then we'll obtain Chaos."

“Yes."

“Yes, we've finally come this far."

“Then let's go."

“Rance, don't screw up."

“That's my line. Dumbass."

With light waves of their hands, Shizuka's team disappeared into the darkness.

“Come on, we should get going too."

“ I s'pose. Well then, where's Lia?"

“Probably the castle dungeon. I'll take you there. It's this way."

We followed Kanami's lead.

( Dash dash dash)

(Dash dash)

(Dash dash dash)

Here, we can get to the dungeon through a secret passage under this statue.

In here, huh?

Yes.

Let's go in, Rance-sama.

We took the secret passage to the dungeon.

Well, it is a ventilation shaft.

What, you're telling me I have to squeeze into this tiny path like a rat or something?

something...

something....

something....

Shhhhhh. Please be quiet, it's a narrow ventilation shaft, so your voice will echo. This'll all be for nothing if an enemy soldier hears us.

.....Tch.


We reach a metal grate.

We kick it open.


Good thing that the guard was sleeping.

We open the door north.

...........



We have reached the prison apparently. There are 3 cells…

The first one is locked…

……

We find a key in the second cell.

But since there is some soldier in the first cell first we will check the other ones…

………

In the 3rd cell….

There's someone here, Rance-sama.

What.. Lucky! There's a meal laid out for me here! I'm gonna fuck, fuck.. fuck..!

What are you saying? That's Maris-sama! Let's hurry up and save her!

This is a nosebleed service I only get once a year!! Uhihihi, lucky!!

“Maris-sama, it's Kanami. We've come to save you."

“Oh, that's Rance-sama there, isn't it? I apologize for my appearance. I'm the head maid, Maris."

“Yeah, I remember you. You've got nice tits, and great curves!"

“....Ah... Umm, Kanami, please remove the chains." I dunno if she was getting embarrassed since I was staring at her, but she hurriedly asked Kanami for help.

“Yes, Maris-sama."

“Wait, I'll do it."

“Rance-sama, we should hurry.... The enemy soldiers will notice."

“You're right, then I'll remove the chains quickly!"

“Ah.., please stop."

“Oh, my hand slipped. I'll do it right this time."

“Geez, please hurry up and free Maris-sama."

This time I'll pretend to take off the shackles and touch her secret place. Fufufu, who'd take 'em off so easily, I'm gonna have fun with this.

Hehehehehehehehehehe.

When I reached my hand toward Maris' lower half, her legs landed a direct hit on me. Ugya-----!

“Really, please stop it. Kanami, remove the shackles."

“Yes, Maris-sama."

It's a normal reaction to the shit you do. Attacking a girl who can't move is the worst.

What's that supposed to mean? The girls I touch are super lucky. I give them the highest pleasure after all.

I'm impressed that you've come this far, Rance-sama. I thank you for your courage.

Princess Lia should be imprisoned in the torture chamber near here .Now, let's hurry.

………

We check the room first….

…………


The 4th cell is empty, so let’s go to the first one.

Saya -Who's there?

Fufufu, I'm the hero of love and justice. Rance-sama!

I'm his helper, Sill!

Saya -.......

Everything will be alright now, Princess.

Yay, yay!

And that's that. Hand over that woman, Lia.

Kya--, Darling, you're so cool! Lia knew you would come! I'm so happy!

Shut up, stop being so noisy. I'll rape you, you perverted woman.

Yeah, yeah! Do it, do it!


(Finally, a woman who aproves his hobbies. Pity that she is a psycho)

Saya-Tch, if it's come to this...

-Ohh, you wanna go? You fool.

Saya -Saya's whip hurts, you know.

(Swish... slap! Slap!!)

But I could never lose to a whip like that.

Hmph!

Saya-Oh..!!

I blew Saya away and stole her whip.

Saya-Kuh....

Lia embraced me, still naked.

“You love Lia after all, don't you? I'm so grateful that you risked your life to come save me!!"

“Oh. Oh.. Oh..."

“No, no, this is work. It doesn't really have anything to do with whether or not I love you..."

“Oh Darling, you don't need to be so embarrassed! The whole kindgom recognizes our love after all!"

“Whaat!"

“And who the hell is Darling!!"

“Let's have a magnificent wedding ceremony, okay?"

“......."

“I want a lot of kids!"

“Shut up, shut up!"

“Save that for later, Princess Lia.. Saving Leazas takes priority."

“Yeah, I s'pose. Leazas is necessary for my future with Darling, after all."

“Who said.. he'd marry you!! Don't decide that shit on your own!"

“Yeah, yeah!"

“Aargh, now's not the time to be arguing about this!! Now, what should we do with this one?"

“Wait, Darling. Lia wants to punish this one! Tie her up!!"

Lia looked straight at me.

“..... ....I got it. Do what you like."

“How dare you tease the princess of a country like that! I'll give you a body that will never be able to disobey me again!"

“What're you screaming for? It's just a little vibrator. ...Oh, I get it, you're a virgin, aren't you?"

Saya “Fu.. ooh.. ooh.. oooh."

“Ufufu, Lia loves virgins. You'll be fun to tease. I'll show you true torture!!"

“I'll give you the full course of all of things you've been doing to Lia over the past couple of days. Here we go!"

Saya “KyaA!! No, noo--!!!"

............... AAh... ah.. ah..

AAh..... Ah-----..

“Hahhahha--! How's that, you give up? This is what happens when you make Lia-chan mad. Remember this for next time."

Saya “Fuh.. ooh.. even if you take me out, it's too late.. you don't have.. long.."

At that point, Saya passed out. But man, women might be cute, but they're also scary...

Yes, Rance-sama.

Yes, Darling.

Alright, I'm finally gonna get Chaos. By the way, what the hell is Chaos anyway?

Yes, I'll explain.

What, it's a sword after all?!!

Demon Sword Chaos is undoubtedly the world's strongest sword. Only the Holy Sword Nikkou is comparable in strength.

What is it?

Why haven't past kings of Leazas used such a powerful weapon??

.....That's a good point...It is strange that no one's used it until now.

Lia heard from her mom that Chaos is sealed, so you shouldn't take it.

.......

Well it is called the Demon Sword, right? What if the moment you hold it... you turn evil or something??

I suppose that is possible.

....Yeah, he's evil already, so.. it won't make a difference, huh.

What did you say, Kanami!!

Oh Darling, don't fight! Anyway, let's go get Demon Sword Chaos.

I s'pose, we do have some dark lords we need to defeat. Well, if something happens, I'll figure out what to do about it later.

……………

Now that we have rescued Lia and since we already have the Holy weapons let’s get Chaos!

We will first deal with the guards in the prison…

We beat them before they can sound the alarm.



We also find something interesting…

We get to the stairs…

…………………

……………

Soldier -It.. it's terrible!

What is it? You're awfully noisy.

Be a little quieter.

Soldier -Sir... I apologize.

Soldier -The Leazas Liberation Army appears to be invading.

Whaat!!

Why!! I thought Leazas Castle was famed for being an impregnable fortress!!

And they said they surrendered!! So they lied!!

Soldier -..It seems there were enemy soldiers hiding in the golden hanny shell that was sent to us.

Soldier -They opened the main gate from inside the castle, and then their main army began their invasion.

Kuh.....What foul play!!

Soldier -I believe it's only a matter of time before the enemy is here.....

...Oh.. ho.. how could this have happened?

N- no, not yet, I still have the dark lords. The dark lords should be able to crush those Leazas fools in one blow. The fight has just begun.

........

Then I'll defeat my father and Sheila who betrayed me and I'll become emperor! Noce!! I'm relying on your power.

..........

Noce!!

Whaat!!

The hero who bears Chaos and the Leazas successor will break the seal, just as I planned. Your role is over, Patton.

Finally he shows he tru colors.

Noce, have you gone mad!!You can't speak that way to me!

Hmph, you can do what you like. I have something else I must do.

Noce, do you plan to betray me as well?

A dark lord dares to defy me.....Die.

Hahahahahaha, say that again after looking around a bit. There's a magic barrier to seal you set up in this room.

Hahahahaha, Noce, this is your punishment for betraying me. Wander through the rifts of space and time for all of eternity. Hunty, seal him.

When Hunty recited the spell, the barrier rods in the corners of the room activated to seal Noce.

How's that, it's painful, isn't it?

........

You thought you could seal me with this...?

(Oh fuck)

Whaat!

Hmph.

...Impossible!

......

Ooh.. do it, Hunty!!

Gahahaha, burn to death.

Is that all!!

M.. monster..!

Soldiers, destroy that monster!

At Patton's order, several Helman soldiers rushed at Noce, but they were no match for him.

.........

Ooh....

St.. stop.. stop..!

Die.

...........

.........

......



....

“It's.. too late, for me...... Hunty... at least you... should be able to escape...."

“Idiot, I can't do that!! We'll jump together, grab onto me, okay?"

“Fufuh, escape if you'd like to, forest girl. But only if you can jump with that man!"

“Stop.. Hunty. You won't be able to escape the Admiral Dimension (?)."

“La Is'hisla....!!"

“Wahahahahahahaha, Patton! Running suits you best after all!"

“....Shit..."

.........................

.................

...........

Yep, this is it, Darling.

It doesn't look like there's anything here though....

Yeah, where the fuck's Chaos? We better not be in the wrong place.

No, this is just the entrance to the Seal Chamber where Chaos is sealed. Only the chosen can enter the Seal Chamber from here.

........

Lia held her hand out to me. I took Lia's hand and embraced her.

Are you happy now?

...No. Please kiss Lia.

...Kisss?

This is a necessary ceremony to break Chaos' seal. Now...

Lia closed her eyes and offered herself to me.

What!!

Ehehe, you found out. But Rance-sama, don't you think that kissing at a time like this is the most romantic? Since we're lovers and all.

Hey, when did I become....

At that point a powerful vibration assailed the room.

(Shake shake)

Kya---, Rance-sama.. I'm scared!

Wh- wha.... what.. what's going on?

(Shake shake shake)

The vibration soon stopped.

What was that?

Rance-sama, it's the fruit of our love! See?

Where she was pointing, what had previously just been floor was now a set of stairs leading down.

That's the entrance to the Seal Chamber where Chaos is hidden. Let's go together, Rance-sama.

We go down the stairs…

The path ahead with only let us advance if it is only us.

We manage to enter this path of light…

We finally reach Chaos’ chamber.

In the chamber we see some kind of altar with a sword on it…

I believe so.

Then I'm pulling it out.

Good luck, Darling!!

Good luck, Rance-sama.

Leave it to me.

Dorya------------

Dorya------------

Dorya------------

Dorya-----yayayayayaya--

(Yank)

With a yell, I pulled Demon Sword Chaos out.

(Scree---------ch)A loud sound echoed as if indicating that somethind had changed.

Fufufu, I did it. I finally obtained Chaos.

You did it, Rance-sama!

I knew you could do it, Darling!

So this is Chaos? It's a lot lighter than it looks. Looks like it's sharp too.

With this we'll be able to defeat dark lords.So the battle's pretty much over, huh?

Congratulations, Rance-sama!

Hey, Sill. Don't hug me while you're naked.

It'd be embarrassing if it stood up from excitement, wouldn't it?

How nice, Lia wants to too!

Saying that, Lia also embraced me while naked. Aheahe, I'm gonna get turned on.

Well I obtained Chaos, why don't we have an orgy!I think I've got enough left in me for three rounds per!

Kya------, I'm so happy!

No way Rance-sama, in a place like this...?

Yes, more importantly, we must do something about the dark...kya-----!

Maris' scream echoed throughout the room. I turned in the direction of her scream.

Maris-sama!

“Maris...!!"

“Maris-sama..!!"

“I am Dark Lord Noce."

“A dark lord, eh? Perfect, I'll be able to test Chaos' power on you."

“Fufufu, Rance, was it? Good job pulling out Chaos like that. I thank you."

“...You thank me? Gahahahahahahahahaha!"

“Or were you looking forward to getting killed? Then I'll grant your wish!"

“Kuh kuh kuh."

“What's so funny? No monster takes that attitude with me!"

“Gele-sama. The seal is broken."

“What the hell are you talking about? Who's Gele? More importantly, let go of Maris!"

“Rance-sama!"

Suddenly Sill grabbed my arm and called my name.

“What, I'm busy. Save it for later."

“Behind you..!"

“What!!"




Feeling a presence behind me, I hurriedly turned around.

(Trannys and Gentlemen, Demon King Gele)

“Oh, a naked lady! Lucky!"

“..............."

“What a beauty, hey lady, wanna have sex with me?"

What's with this woman.. this beautiful man is calling out toher but she's ignoring him? Is she stupid?

“Hey, stupid woman."

“Noce, eh? Well done. I'm finally free from Chaos' thousand-year curse."

“......."

“Kuh... no way....! This can't be..."

“If Chaos is gone, no one should be able to seal me again. Now, Noce. Destroy Chaos."

“...Wait, who are you? I can't forgive you for ignoring me."

“You have no need to know of Gele-sama. She's not someone who needs to associate with mere humans."

“Whaat!"

“Rance, hand Chaos over to me."

“No way, I just got it! Why the hell do I have to give it to you?"

“I see, so you don't care what happens to this woman?"Saying that, Noce put power into the hand grasping Maris.

“Kuh.. *Gasp*..."Maris groaned painfully.

“No--, Maris!!"

“....Do you think I'll make a deal with you!!"

...No, if we fought, I couldn't beat him now...For some reason, I thought that.Even the genius Rance-sama might lose to him if I fought him now.

Rance knows about the Cutscene Invulnerability Field. We must makit longer.

“....I got it."

“Rance-sama...!"

I threw Chaos to Noce's feet.

Alright.

Maris was finally freed from Noce and stumbled over to usunsteadily.

Maris!!

...I'm.. fine.



.......

Noce gripped Chaos powerfully and broke it in one blow.

(Snap)

Rance-sama.. Chaos....

Now, Gele-sama.

Well done, Noce.

What should I do with these people, Gele-sama?

As you wish.

Kuh....

Noce took Gele and left.

We could do nothing.

Chaos is broken. Now we can't do anything...

Kuh....

..You must know, Maris. Who was that Gele?

....Yes.

I see, a Demon King. So this Demon Sword Chaos was here to seal a Demon King.

Yes. And we've thoughtlessly removed it. So the Seal Chamber was not sealing Chaos, but was sealing Demon King Gele.

Seriously.

Rance-sama, what should we..?

Well, Gele's a woman too. Since she's a woman, I just need to hit on her and make her fall for me.

Rance-sama.....

...That's impossible.Demon King Gele doesn't trust humans.History tells of her as a cruel Demon King who thinks of humansas livestock or food.

All we can do now is either be killed by Demon King Gele, or oppose her and fight.

............

Isn't that right?

I see... Good point.

But the Demon Sword Chaos with the power to defeat dark lords and demon kings is already broken.

With normal weapons.......Even for the genius Rance-sama......

............

Darling....

At that time, a high-pitched noise echoed from the direction ofthe broken Chaos.

(Scree------ch)

Kya, what's that noise!!

...My head!!

Lia's head hurts too, oww!!

Kuh.....

Arrgh, you're so noisy when I'm trying to be pissed off!!Shut up, dumbass!!!

When I yelled, the noise stopped like it had never happened.Yeah, everyone should just do what I say.

Rance-sama, Chaos!!

What about Chaos.. Eh?

At Sill's scream, I looked at Chaos, where a cloud of smoke hadstarted forming a human face.

Rance-sama, the sword's a ghost!!

Waah, amazing, how mysterious.. Hey, Maris, can I touch it?

No, Princess.You shouldn't touch strange things carelessly.

.....Who're you!!

I'm here to kill Dark Lords and chew bubble gum. And I’m all out of bubblegum.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

This update....

 

[Erebus]

Well, we knew Chaos wasn't going to get destroyed.

Jealous!Sill is pretty cute !

Also, it looks like Lia is still fond of torturing pretty maidens.

 

[Brotherman Bill]

So many opportunities for rape, gone unused

 

[lightbane]

But of course the Golden Hanny plan worked! Rance-sama is always right, duh. Awesome update, as always.

 

[TheEntitledOne]

Chaos.
----------------------------------

Can you not tell by looking?

What is this, Maris? Demon Sword Chaos talks?

...Well, it's a legendary sword, so it could very well have a will of its own.

A sword with its own will!!

Yeah, I've got my own will and everything. I'm the strongest sword in the world. What do you think, isn't it neat?

a woman in fucking forever!Yeah, this is great!

What's with this sword...?Don't look at me like that!

Kyan!

No, Rance-sama.. A perverted sword is looking at me with perverted eyes! Save mee!

It's fine, isn't it? I'm not hurting anyone.

...Isn't Chaos kinda like Rance??

....Yeah.

Hey, don't compare me to this weirdo sword!!

Weirdo's kinda rude, don'tcha think? I'm a legendary sword, you know? There's only one of me in the whole world. I don't think a mere human has any right to make fun of me.

Hmph, who the hell's a legendary Demon Sword? You broke in like two seconds.

Ohh, well said by a loser warrior who couldn't do anything butwatch me get broken.

Whaat!

Really, they're exactly alike.

Rance-sama, now's no time to be fighting. We have to think about how we're going to defeat Gele-san and Noce-san.

Yeah, yeah! We can't just leave them alone! We've gotta defeat 'em.

Hmph, we can't do anything with you broken like that. Or will you be fine if we stick some glue on you?

It's alright, I can revive.With the power of the ecstasy of a beautiful woman.

Whaat!

Eh...?

"

Really, they're exactly alike. "

Hmph, what a ridiculous sword.You better actually be able to revive with that.

Of course.

I understand, then let me do it. It's for the sake of the world.

Wha....!

Then Lia'll do it.Treat me nice, okay?

Idiot, who's lewd? Hmph.

Then, I'll....

Yeah, let's see, let me fuck that pink-haired one.If it's her I'll be able to get back to my full power.

Eh, no way!

I see, you're a stingy one.Then I won't be able to revive.

Geez, you're so fuckin' picky!!

Rance-san, this is to revive Chaos. Just give Sill-san....

No way, I won't do that even if the world's destroyed.

Alright, then Chaos, let's hear your preferences. What kinda girls do you like?

Well let's see, since I'm broken, I'll need a considerable amount of energy to revive. I'll need a really amazingly beautiful woman for that.

Priestess...?

Rance, Sel-san.She should meet those conditions.

I suppose, then I'll call Sel-san.

Yes, Sel-san is part of the Liberation Army, so she should be part of the Leazas Castle invasion force. Let's request her assistance.

Ohh, seems like you've thought of someone.Then I'll wait here for a bit.I'm looking forward to it.

Geez, what a cheeky sword.



..............

We leave Chaos behind.........

We put our clothes back and exit...

Our forces have overun the castle, but there are still monsters left...

Maria is busy with the fight, since they are winning we let them be and search for Sel.

The coutyard is full of monsters, and we get ourselves in a few fights.

Luckily Maris is a powerful wizard, and Lia has a pet dragon.

.................

Most of Hellman troops are holding at the main tower, General Toma is with them...

We could join the figth, but getting Chaos is more important, sooner or later we will have to deal with the Dark Lords.

Leila is in the walls...

She has no problems killing the smalll fry so we leave her.

...............


We find Sel at last, but...

What are you sorry for?

There are still a lot of people who need treatment, so I'm sorry but could you wait at the end of the line? It's not good to cut in line.

No, I didn't come for treatment!

...Um, then what do you need? I'm a little busy, so could you keep it brief?

Come with me.

Huh?

I'm telling you to come with me. Hurry it up, we don't have any time.

I can't go.

What?

Sel said sadly, looking at the long line of injured soldiers behind me.

Eh..?

The thing is....

Maris explained that in order to revive Chaos, a priestess' body was necessary.

............

..I understand. I don't know if this body of mine will help at all.. but I'll do it.

Is that so..

But please just give me a little more time. Please just let me finish the treatment of the soldiers here.

..Well, that should be fine.

And Rance-san. Can I ask a favor of you?

What is it?

Too much trouble.

Let's deliver it, Rance-sama.

Tch, well I'll do it. Sel, be grateful.

Then I'll leave it to you.


....................


Milli is in the western tower...

We can't get in, we need to find another entrance...

We met Shizuka but she is busy too.

It's not the time for Tsundere!



Finally we find another entrance.

We kill the monster and get inside...

We explore the tower, first by going upstairs...

Even if we are saving the world we can still spare some time...

And we also find some porn...

We keep going up but...

Retreat!

We go tho the bottom floor...

We got just in time to save her...

What a clumsy loser. I came to save you.

*Pant*, *pant*, *pant*... thanks, you saved me.

Milli seemed rather exhausted as she breathed heavily and leaned on the wall.

Geez, what a pain in the ass. It hurts taking cyclonite hits over and over again. I'm gonna take a little break here.

Umm.. should I cast a healing spell on you?

Naw, I'm fine. I'm not that hurt. I'll be fine with a little rest.

I handed the medicine to Milli.

Sel did... ah, that medicine. Thanks.

Let's head back to Sel-san then, Rance.

I s'pose, okay everyone, follow me.

Yes, Rance-sama.

Yes, Darling.

........................

.............


Now we can get Sel...

We also get our hands into another mirror fragment.

(1/4)

..............

We get under the castle to Chaos' chamber.

Hey, Chaos.

Hohoho, Rance, eh? Did you bring me a pretty priestess?

Hm, how nice. This priestess is great!

Catching sight of her, Chaos laughed happily while looking (?)at Sel.

Hey, you'll really revive if you can fuck a priestess, right?

Hohohoho, trust me. If I can absorb the H Power of a pure girl, the amazing Demon Sword Chaos will fully revive.

Umm, Chaos-san.. What exactly should I do??

Oh, you don't have to do anything, miss. I'll take you to heaven.

.......

Hey, I'm permitting you to do stuff to her, but I'm saving that girl's virginity for later, so you better not do anything to it.

Priorities.

Hohohohoho, how young you are. I'm going to pleasure her mentally, it's not a matter of physical penetration.

..........

I got it.

We left Sel and retreated from Chaos' vicinity.

The many hands stripped Sel of her clothes and touched her. Looks pretty weird.

“Ohhh, very goo---d!! What youthful skin, overflowing with vitality!"

“...Oh, God..."

Chaos touched Sel all over with his invisible hands. Unlike a normal person with only two hands, Chaos was able to touch Sel in a multitude of places, and soon had her letting out a sweet voice.

“Oh, oh... God.. please forgive me...."

................

Yeah, I'm satisfied. I've fully revived.

Was it Sel? That priestess was great. She was amazing. Overflowing with energy.

Tch, I wanted to fuck her too...

Hahahaha, don't be so down. You'll get a chance one day. Right, right, that Sel's got a really sensitive butt, so when you do it, attack her there, eh?

Right, right... hehehehehehehe.

In any case, I finally obtained the Demon Sword Chaos. Now all I've gotta do is beat some dark lords to death!


(Btw, there is a DevilCard in the coffin, supposedly automatically summons Ferris in battles. I won't take it to avoid bugs)

 

[Erebus]

I've got a theory : Chaos is actually Rance, turned into a sword in the future and then sent back to the distant past.

 

[TheEntitledOne]

I've got a theory : Chaos is actually Rance, turned into a sword in the future and then sent back to the distant past.

I could see that happening.

No, he was part of an adventuring party led by Lord Sir British himself that swore to defeat Demon King Gele 1500 years ago. After certain circumstances they ''changed'' and Chaos turned into a sword with the power to kill Dark Lords (same thing happened to the swordswoman Nikkou, she shows up in Sengoku).
Around 1000 years ago the warrior/mage Gi (an insane guy who defied Gele and then turned into her servant) betrayed Gele and sealed her with Chaos (I guess the battle took place in current Leazas), becoming Demon King himself.

Now, with Demon King Gi dead and his succesor rejecting the power, the demon realm is close to a civil war. Then Noce thought it would be a good idea to bring his old master back.

When I finish this LP I will make some lore update around the Dark Lords (while avoiding spoilers).

 

[lightbane]

For a moment I expected you would be forced into a fetch quest to gather several pieces/plot devices to reforge the sword/pad the game with filler content like most jrpgs out there. Thankfully, Alicesoft had other ideas

 

[Lindblum]

Chaos the ultimate wingman.