In Progress Let's Play Rance 3 ! (NSFW)

[lightbane]

As always, Rance gets the best lines

 

[hoverdog]

 

[Cenobyte]

The dialogues are always so absolutely hilarious yet fitting.

 

[TheEntitledOne]

Advanced lessons.
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Eh..?

Could it be....

Rance, you'd better not be teaching her sex.

......

C'mon Su, let's go. It's time for top-class lady special training.

Su -Yep, yep, do my best.

Fufufufufufu, I'll teach you the basics between man and woman rea-----l good. I lead Su to some bushes while laughing excitedly.

……………………………….

“Yep, this is an important part of training."

Su “...???"

You've got a great body for not knowing anything about this. And there's no way you're not a virgin. I'm so lucky to have found something so nice after coming here to look for the unicorn!

Su “What is it, Rance-chan? Your smile, so big, teehee."

“No, it's nothing. Well then, let's begin class. Loud noises aren't very lady-like, so make sure you're quiet now."

Su “'Kay."

“First, language training."

Su “Yes, Su, try hard."

Hehehehe, let's teach her dirty words.

“Repeat exactly what I say."


Su “'Kay."

“I am Rance-sama's faithful slave. I'm still a novice, but please make love to me."

Su “I am, Rance-sama's, faithful, slave.. umm..."

Su “Um, can't, remember, long ones."

“Tch, oh well."

“Then we'll practice simple words."

Su “'Kay."

“Repeat exactly what I say, and put your heart into it."

Su “'Kay, try hard."

“My XXXX is XXXXX and XXXX."

Su “ My, XXXXX, is, XXXXX, and, XXX."

Su “Rance-chan, what's, XXXX??"

“Hehehehehe, how lewd."

“Next is XXXX research."

Su “XXXXX??"

“The wording changes depending on where you are, but it means [XXXX], [XXX], [that place],[secret lips], [secret flower garden], [secret place], [Anadara granosa],or [miracle zone]."

Su “...Weird...."

“Anyway, I'll check it out down there. Spread your legs."

Su “'Kay."


Su spread her legs wide in front of me without a shred of embarrassment. Crap, I'm about to get a nosebleed.

Su “What's wrong, Rance-chan, your eyes, are red??"

“No, it's nothing. Let's see here."

I softly opened her immaculate flower petals with both hands. A beautiful pink flower in technicolor perfection opens before me.

Su “Ah, what, what, that's dirtyy."

“Be- be quiet!!"My voice raised accidentally since I was excited.

I played with her complex flower petals with my fingers and licked around her entrance with my tongue. She started twitching cutely.

Su “No, weird, weird, Rance-chan, stop!! Body, feels, weird.. Ah."

After playing with the flower for a bit, nectar started coming out. You can feel it even if you know nothing about it, huh.. either that or Su could have the makings of a nymphomaniac..ihihihihi.

“This is where the two of us can have the greatest communication. It's an important place."

Su “Ahn ahn, don't understand, ah ah...."

“Hehehe, it's fine. I'll teach you all about it later."

……

“I should probably teach you the most important thing sometime soon."

Su “'Kay."

I take my raging thing that I'm so proud of out and show it to Su.

“What do you think, isn't it great?"

Su “What, is it?? I know, sausage."

“It's not. This thing is for giving you happiness and pleasure."

Su “Really?? Weird?"

“I'm going to put this in your XXXX. I could also put it in your mouth or butt. Isn't that great?"

Su “Eh, no way."

“Yes way. Well then let's put it in."

Su “....No way..."

“Don't worry, you felt weird earlier when I was playing around down there, right? Now we're gonna do something that feels way better than that."

Su “Really??"

“Really."

I held Su and put my destructive weapon to the place I opened up earlier with my foreplay.

Su “Scared.. scared..."

It's a little tight (obviously, since she's a virgin), but I held Su by the hips and pushed my destructive weapon right in one go.

Su “Ow........!!!"

Su “*Gasp*.. ah... ah.. ah...."

She's a rare type that doesn't seem to feel much pain even though it's her first time. Just so you know, it's not that mine's small or anything. It's way more awesome and big and great than the average.

“..Let's see, it went in all the way, right?"

Su “...Yeah... feels kinda, weird."

“Let's move then."

Su “Move??"

“Yeah, this is where it gets good." My powerful hips with their 18000 cc engine displacement activate.

( Ram ram ram ram ram )


Su “No, weird, weird, weird....."

“Mhmm, this is some pretty nice tightness. It feels good for you too, right, Su?"

( Ram ram ram ram )

Su “Ahn, ahn, ahn.. feels strange, weird.. no, no."

Su seems bewildered since she can't find the words to describe what's happening to her body. This is where I need to kindly teach her a thing or two.

“Gahahahahahahaha, we're gonna do a bunch more!!"

(Ram ram squish squish)

(Spu-rt)

Su “*Pant*, *pant*, *pant*... this, is, sekks?"

Su “Ehh, Su'll, die...."

(Ram ram)

................

Dumbass, what's lady training? You've done it again.

Really.. I feel bad for her...

Hmm, why do you know that? Could it be that you were watching??

What.

If you're so frustrated that you'd resort to peeping, we can do it right now?

Rance-sama, more importantly, the unicorn.

Yeah, I guess. Let's look for the unicorn first.

Rapu Elder -The forest behind my house is an illusion to prevent intruders, so just go right through it.


We pass through the illusion.

We find the lake.

The unicorn hadn't noticed us and was playing happily in the middle of the lake.

“Let's catch her, Rance."

“I s'pose, for the sake of justice we've gotta catch her and get some of her nectar.. Alright, let's go."

“Wait, Rance-sama."

“What is it, Sill? You gotta pee?"

“That's not it."

“Then what is it? It's getting good, so don't interrupt. She'll get away if we don't catch her soon."

“Rance-sama can't catch this unicorn."

“...Why not? Nothing's impossible for Rance-sama."

“Unicorns run away when men approach them. I don't think you'll even be able to touch her."

“.......Tch, come to think of it, I think I heard something like that once. Fine, then Sill, you go catch her."

“......"

“What is it? A woman should we about to catch her, right? Hurry up and do it."

“Maidens??"

“...Virgin girls."

“...I'm not a virgin."

“Tch, so that's how it works. Then Kanami, you catch her."

“What are you saying? Who do you think took my chastity? I won't let you say you forgot."

“......."

“Umm, Shizuka...."

“ I'm gonna get angry, moron."

“None of them are virgins. And it's all because of one person."

“...Tch."

The unicorn was right in front of my eyes, and I had no way of catching her. This is ridiculous.

We've got no choice but to rush up to her and catch her by surprise then.

(Da----------sh)

But I couldn't capture her.

Rance-sama.....

Tch, oh well.

We need a maiden.



At the village we ask Su to send us out.

In the next update we will have to find a maiden.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Saying that Rance has quite a problem on his hands would be an understatement of the fucking century.

This update needs a Brofist.

 

[lightbane]

Awesome update . I wonder what will Rance-sama do...

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Not fuck... nah.

 

[Erebus]

Finding a maiden that Rance will let remain a maiden long enough to attract the unicorn does seem problematic.

My two suggestions would be :

A/ Finding an ugly girl. But I'm not sure ugly girls even exist in this universe.

B/ Finding a girl too young for Rance to be interested in her (not quite sure at what age he draws the line, but it doesn't seem to be very low).

 

[tppcrpg]

Finding a maiden that Rance will let remain a maiden long enough to attract the unicorn does seem problematic.



B/ Finding a girl too young for Rance to be interested in her (not quite sure at what age he draws the line, but it doesn't seem to be very low).

Minimum age is 15. As for which girl he'll choose...She already appeared in this LP. And as of Rance VIII she still hasn't lost her virginity.

 

[hoverdog]

I wonder where her horn is

 

[TheEntitledOne]

I wonder where her horn is

Iirc in the top of her head actually. You can barely see it here.

 

[Overboard]

I wonder where her horn is

GAHAHAHAH- oh FFFFFFF-

 

[TheEntitledOne]

Unicorn Juice
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Finding a maiden becomes surprisingly easy.

Back in Red…

.....That's right. Sel-san's gotta be a virgin.

Right, right, a virgin. I can catch the unicorn now.

Actually, I have a problem. Could you give me some advice?

Yes, if someone like me is acceptable, I'll gladly be of help to you. Please confide in me.

Sel-san, only you can save this poor, pitiful lamb. Will you help me?

Yes, if it's something I can do.

Then, I'll have you join my party.

Eh! What do you mean by that?

Rance-sama... why... oh.

We're fighting to take world peace back from the evil Helman Army. We need your power.

.......

I understand. I will help, even though I'm not at all confident in my abilities.

I got it. Let's fight together for justice.

Sel joined the party.

……

Back in the forest…

We can ask her to have sex…

Sex is the best thing to do to understand human culture! So let's get to it!

Su -Elder, got, mad, at, Su.

Su- Said, sekks, bad, bad.

Su -Rance-chan, marry, Su?

.......

Su- Yeah, yeah, marry, Su! Then, we, can, sekks!

..............


We are teleported back to the village and we head to the lake…

“I understand. I feel bad for the poor thing, but I must do this."

The unicorn wasn't suspicious of Sel as she led it to us. And we finally succeeded in capturing it.

Alright, we finally captured it. Well then, let's get some nectar from it.

Okay, I hear unicorn nectar comes out when they're excited, so.. Sill, find a Flappa Flower.

Yes, Rance-sama.

Rance-san, what's a Flappa Flower?

That's some nice [Lore] check.

You know a lot about stuff like that, huh? Isn't your knowledge a little one-sided?

Fufufufu, I know everything.

..Actually, I heard about how to get nectar from a unicorn earlier from Maria.

While we were talking, Sill returned.

Rance-sama, I brought a Flappa Flower.

Alright, it's showtime!!

Unicorn “...Nn.. kh... u.. nn...."

After getting drunk off the characteristic scent of the Flappa Flower, the unicorn, unable to think clearly anymore, rolled around on the grass. She's completely at my mercy.

I moved the Flappa Flower as if to rub it on the unicorn's cute pussy. When I did, nectar started slowly flowing out.

Unicorn “*Gasp*.. *gasp*.. kh.. u.. uu.. nn..."

“The nectar's not really coming out, huh. I guess I've gotta step in here."

“You can't, Rance-sama. If you do that, the unicorn will lose its holiness and the nectar will lose its power."

“........Tch."

I endured my urges and harassed the unicorn with the FlappaFlower.

The unicorn moaned, twisting her body, and little by little, the nectar came out.

After extracting the nectar I wanted to do it once.. no, five times or so with the unicorn, but I took my eyes off of her for a second and she ran away.

Tch, she got away.

I thought I'd finally be able to do her!!!

...Then Sel-san can be an object of my sexual desire?

.........

I don't mind.

But just in Rance-san's imagination. You musn't act on it.

...Geez, what a tough guard.

Rance-sama, let's get back to headquarters. Let's save Leila-san.

………………

…………

……

Back in Red…

Of course.There's only a 0.0000000000000000000000000032% chance that I could screw up.

Maria-san, please give this to Leila-san right away.

Sill handed Maria the pot containing the unicorn's nectar.

Thank you, with this we can save Leila-san.

Then I'll go have Leila-san drink it right away.

Well then, I'll accompany you.

I ended up being left out of Leila-san's restoration ceremony. But I don't care about that anymore. Right now, my head is full of thoughts of Leila-san's gratitude.

...Hey, Rance-sama.. Thanks for saving Leila....Why don't we have fun tonight... or something.

Hehehehehehehehehe.....

What on earth is the matter, Rance-dono...??

Shut up, it's got nothing to do with you.

While we chatted Maria and the rest came back.

I've caused a lot of trouble.

The captain of the imperial guard, Leila appeared, escorted by Kanami.

Rance-san, would it.. would it be alright if I fought with you a little longer?

What happened, I thought you hated fighting.

I see, I bet you fell for me, eh...?

That's not it.

That's gonna be compleeeeeeeeeeetely impossible.

.........

Hey, everything I do is correct. Acting like I'm some kind of villain... geez.

.......

Anyway, I will do my best to guide Rance to the right path. This is a trial given to me by God.

It's alright if I stay with you, isn't it?

Uhihihihihi.. if we're traveling together, I'll have all the chances I want to take Sel-san's virginity.

Rance-dono, Leila-dono has recovered, so why don't we start the attack on The･O soon?

Yeah, I guess it should be soon. And, what's the enemy look like?

I'll explain that.

According to our information, they're gathering the forces that were suppressing various places in Leazas.

I see, it'll be an easy win then.

According to our current information, with all of their suppression forces they'll have an army of 20,000 to 30,000.It looks like we'll have to attack them individually before they join together.

Fortunately, their troops don't seem to be coming together as they'd hoped due to guerrilla resistances from the Leazas Army in various place.

Alright, then we'll attack The･O tomorrow.

Indeed, the army is fully prepared. The enemies in The･O are only 2,000... We shall crush them.

Alright, then I'll leave the busy work to you guys. I'm gonna take a rest.

I left the headquarters.


....................


...........

(Clank)

.......

Who... are you...!!

Argh.. *thud*


Someone had infiltrated the Leazas Liberation Army Headquarters as if to destroy the calm.

The guard who had come running was collapsed by the intruder's feet.

Soldier -Sir, we believe she's coming this way.

Here she is.

Satella's tired.

Name yourself. Do you perpetrate this violence knowing this is the Leazas Liberation Army Headquarters?

Of course. That Rance idiot's here, right?

You're here for Rance-dono.....?

Yep, I came for the Holy Sword. I already know Rance has it after all. Get out of my way before you get hurt.

I can't allow you ruffians through.

General Barres, let's take them out. We'll show them the power of the Leazas Army.

Dumbass.

Attack!!

At Barres' command, Leazas' elite soldiers charged at Satella.

Caesar swung his longsword down. Leazas Soldier “Ugwah!"The Leazas Soldier took 500 damage.

The Leazas Soldier died.

Leazas Soldier “Hah!" But his attack was avoided.

The Leazas Soldier died.

Leazas Soldier “Hah!"But his attack was avoided.

The Leazas Soldier died.

Weak, too weak.Aren't they, Caesar?

Caesar -YES.

Curse you.

How stupid, you still wanna fight...?You're no match for Satella.

Leazas' finest fencer Leila and I will fight you personally now. Prepare yourself.

Rance, there's trouble.

What do you want this late at night? You're so inconsiderate.

Right, Sill?

......

This is serious!!!

.....What's wrong, Maria-san?

Right, I'll listen, so keep it short.

The enemy.. the enemy's attacked.

What, a beautiful girl's snuck in to see me?

Rance-samaa....

........

Are you prepared?

Let's go.

Isis - ......

Caesar -YES...

How impertinent.

Let's go!!

With a wide swing of his sword, Barres rushed at Caesar.

“My apologies!" But Barres did no damage to the enemy.

Ugh, he's hard as a rock. Didn't even budge.

Caesar swung his longsword down.

“Ugh.. I was mistaken." Barres took 500 damage.

Ugh... what a blunder..!!

Barres was defeated.

Eh, Barres-sama....

Isis -.......

“Ya!"But her attack was avoided.

Isis swung his sword. The monster's attack was avoided.

“Ya!"But her attack was avoided.

Isis swung his sword.

“Kya!"Leila took 80 damage.

Kuh.. At this rate....

Tch....

Isis swung his sword. Leila “Kya!"Leila took 300 damage.

Leila was defeated as well.

FUCK.

You're too weak. Rance should be past here. Let's go.


YES.

......

Right, we'll get them with a surprise attack.

They're here.

Now. Let's go.

Right.

Milli thrust her sword into the giant Caesar's side.

“................"


But Milli did no damage to the enemy.

You monster....

Caesar swung his longsword down. Milli “Kuh.."Milli took 500 damage.

“Kuh...."Milli was defeated.

, stop messing around and finish of that one too.

YES.

Isis swung his sword.

“Ah!" Kanami took 300 damage.

“Aaah..."Kanami was defeated.

FUCK.

Fufun, a mage, eh? Your magic won't work on Satella though.

You think so? Why don't we try it then?

White Destruction Beam!!!

Shizuka fired her ultimate magic at Satella. A bright flash of light hit Satella.

Hmph.

No way... It didn't work at all....

Shoddy magic like that won't affect Satella. C'mon, use a more powerful spell.

........

Kyahahaha, could that have been your strongest spell? Then it's Satella's turn.

Kya------!!!!

Shizuka was easily blown away by Satella's whip.

FUCK.

Rance's in that room, huh?

Rance, hurry... they're....

When you say “they" do you mean us?

(Crash)

Maria was blown away with one attack from Caesar.

If you want me to fuck you, you should sneak in more quietly. I don't like noisy girls, you know.

I didn't think that idiot from before would be the one to have the Holy Sword.

.......

Rance-sama....

If you don't wanna get hurt, you'd better give Satella the three armaments.

Don't wanna.

Let's see, if you really want them then maybe I'll give 'em to you if you masturbate in front of me, uhihihihi.

Kyahahahahahahahaha.

Don't misunderstand. Satella's not asking, she's ordering. Hurry up and hand 'em over.

Hmph, don't wanna. I ha---te being ordered around.

I guess idiots won't understand unless we use force. Let's go.

Hmph, Sill. Do it.

Yes, Rance-sama.

Fire Laser!!!!!

Kyahahahaha.

No.. no waay....

Fufufu, such childish magic won't affect Satella.

...Rance-sama...

Shit, you're useless. It's a pain, but I guess I'll fight you.

Hey little girl, tremble and disappear before the might of the strongest beautiful swordsman, Rance-sama. Gahahahahahahaha.

Satella brandished her whip.

“Shiit!!"He took 50 damage.115

You're all talk.

Tch, I was just holding back. I'm gonna get serious now.

“Sure kill, Rance Attatatatatatatatatata----ck!!"But his attack was avoided.

“Super sure kill, Super Rance Attatatatatatatatack!!"But his attack was avoided.

Agh, quit skipping around like that!!Fight me fair.

Then I'll attack.

Satella brandished her whip. Rance “Angya!!"He took 300 damage.000

You only got hurt 'cause you defied Satella even though you're weak.

D.. damn it.

This is the Holy Shield, huh? I'll take it. So then where are the Holy Sword and Holy Armor?

.......

Well, it's fine. You're hiding it from Satella, eh?

Kya---, Rance-sama...

“..............."Dammit! Sill's unconscious.

“If you want this woman back, bring the Holy Sword and the Holy Armor to the Hyperbuilding."

“We'll trade this woman for the Holy Sword and Holy Armor. Satella'll be waiting there."

“What!!"

“See ya."

Agh.... I can't move... damn it.

......

Satella and her Guardians abducted Sill and left. All of us were wounded and no one could follow them.



The next day

I recovered enough to move somehow with Sel's magic.

Are you alright, Rance?

Yeah.

There's nothing.. we can't beat her.....

......

........

No. Who'd listen to what that woman says? We're going to the Hyperbuilding and we're going to get Sill back by force.

No way, we can't beat her.

We can't challenge a Dark Lord to a fight.

Who the hell do you think I am? I'm Rance-sama, the greatest hero there'll ever be. A Dark Lord's nothing but dirt to me.

...But you lost.

I was just taken by surprise. I lost because I was half-asleep. If we fight fair and square, I'll win.

Wait, Rance. Then what are we going to do about the attack on The･O? They're unorganized, now's our only chance.

We're postponing that. We'll attack The･O after beating Satella at the Hyperbuilding.

If the Dark Lords want the Holy Sword that badly, they definitely won't lay a hand on Sill until Rance comes. We should attack The･O before the enemy gathers its main force there...

.......

Anyway, I decided to head to the Hyperbuilding to save Sill. Wait for me, Sill.

The Hyperbuilding is South.

I don't know who built it in what era, but it's tall enough topierce the heavens. It's a completely meaningless structure.

....My neck hurts...

Rance, stop being stupid. We're going in.

Satella's inside this building, right?

....I feel the presence of a monster from this building. Please be careful.

....Alright, we're going in.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Kidnapping Sill?

This transgression will not stand!

Also, Rance can't be change by the creator because he does not come from the creators will.

 

[Erebus]

........

No. Who'd listen to what that woman says? We're going to the Hyperbuilding and we're going to get Sill back by force.

You know, at this point, a normal hero would indeed decide to get what the bad guy asked for, in the ridiculous hope that said bad guy would really honor his or her word.

But Rance is too smart for that.

 

[lightbane]

Rance is indeed smart. Too bad he forgot that during cutscenes the bad guys' power go through the roof, while in gameplay they may be barely challenging.

 

[Lindblum]

Well someone is most definitely "Fucked" for pissing off Rance.

 

[TheEntitledOne]

Hyperbuilding
-------------------------------------


As soon as we enter…

...Grr.

Satella....

Oh, the weak losers. You came just like you promised, I see. Satella's so happy.

Hey, cheeky little girl! I'll have you return Sill.

*Giggle* *giggle* *giggle*.

What's so funny.

Hmph, who'd give 'em to you? Last time I was half-asleep and screwed up but that won't happen this time. I'm gonna put you in a really embarrassing position and fuck you silly!

Kyahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

You still plan to oppose Satella? You are truly a hopeless imbecile.

Let's go.

Idiot.

What!!

You can't beat me, but you're free to try!

When you realize your foolishness hurry up and bring the holy sword and holy armor to the 53rd floor. Then I'll give you the girl.

Sill better be safe.

Well, I wonder. That's up to you.

.........

Then I'll be waiting for you. Don't betray my feelings, okay?

I'll kill her if she lays a hand on Sill.

.......

Umm, in any case, let's check out the inside of the building. There might be some clues.

God is watching over us. Let's do our best.

........

We will start climbing levels.

The tower is full of monsters.

There is an elevator but…

Typical.

We climb and explore several levels…

From the Wiki:

Note, that other than floor 20, 199 and all the storyline floors mentioned above, there are no other chests, dialogues nor anything of significance on floors 21 - 54, 57 - 118 and 121 - 198.

So no point of exploring everything.



After several battles…

We catch a Galmonster.

At the 4th level…

And at the 20th

After the 5th level we can take a second elevator up to level 52…

Now we will have to use the stairs again.



We see some familiar faces…

That's right, I'm the amazing Rance-sama.

And you've got an attitude problem.

Caesar -DID. YOU. BRING. THE. HOLY. SWORD. AND. HOLY. ARMOR?

Gahahahaha, dunno what you're talking about.

Can’t fight them… there must be another way…


At the 55th level…

I feel like I've seen you somewhere before...Uh...m.

Get outta my way, I'm going through. If you're gonna get in my way, I'll cut you down.

Hm, how do you know my name...Man, it's tough being famous...

Lis -Rance, it's me. It's Lis.

.....

Lis- See, I became human.

Eh, you really...

I don't believe it.

Lis -It's something you can do if you put your mind to it. It was tough, but my love for Rola helped me pull through. Now no one can interfere with our love.

Lis -I'm going to marry Rola and make her happy. Rance, you can't have any complaints now, right?

...Yeah... I guess.

Blegh, I didn't think he'd actually become human.

Lis -You know where Rola is, don't you? I'd like you to take me to her.

I guess.

Alright, Lis. Come with me. I'll take you to Rola.

We left the Hyperbuilding.

Lis -My Rola's in this town, huh?

Yep, this is where Rola's grave is.


Lis -Eh, Rola... died...

Lis -No way... no way....

She's in this pub. C'mere.

Hoh.. that was a mean joke.

What do you want, Rance? I hate you.Go away.

Hoh, can you really talk like that to me? I even brought you a present too...

Don't want it.

Well, just look at it before you decide.



And I called Lis.



Lis -Rola.....

Eh....?

Lis -It's me, Lis. I became human to live with you.

Eh... no way....You died....

Lis -I didn't die. I came back properly as a human.

Lis -Nothing can get in the way of our love anymore.

Are... are you really.. Lis?

Lis -Then I'll prove it to you.

Saying that, Lis embraced Rola and kissed her.

Lis -Yeah.

Ahn, I missed you. I missed you.. Lis, Lis...


Lis -I'll be with you forever from now on.

If we didn't stop them they'd probably have gone on flirting forever, so I picked a suitable time and called out to them.

What do you think Rola, what I said was true, right?

...Thank you. I'm so happy that I can be with Lis.

I bet you are. So I'll have you return the things you stole from me.

?????

Lis -Rola, did you steal something?

I didn't do anything like that. What are you talking about?????

The Holy Sword and Holy Armor. You hid them somewhere, didn't you?

Oh, that. I remember. They're under the table.

Here.

We finally obtained the Holy Sword and Holy Armor.

What the, they were hidden there....? Tch, I didn't notice at all.

We did it! Now we can..... oh...

Right... the Dark Lord Satella took the Holy Shield....

Right, now all we've gotta do is defeat Satella and get back the Holy Shield. Fufufufufufu, it's like we've already won.

Lis&Rola What are you talking about?

It's got nothing to do with civilians like you.Well then, farewell-----!

Back in the tower…

....Rance.

What is it?

........

Kanami, do you want to hand them over?

That is.... ummm....

.....I suppose.. you're.. right.

The Holy Sword, Holy Armor, Holy Shield, and Sill are all mine. I'll just defeat Satella.

………

We get to the elevator…

We use the stair afterwards…

What is it?

Your period?

No you dumbass, there's someone here...

Be quiet....I hear something.

Who the hell's talking with that funny voice...?

... “ARE. YOU. PEOPLE. DEBUGGERS? OR. NOT?"


... “I. HAVE. BEEN. WAITING. FOR. DEBUGGERS. FOR. 322. YEARS."

Rance, it looks like this room is one big computer.

Amazing, Maria would be so happy to see this.

Hey, run-down computer, d'you want something from me? You've been saying something about debackers or something for a while now.

... “SO. YOU. AREN'T. DEBUGGERS....."

... “THAT'S. TOO. BAD...."

Yeah, if you got it, shut up.

... “I. AM. EROYAK. WILL. YOU. LISTEN. TO. MY. REQUEST?"

What..?

... “BUGS. HAVE. APPEARED. AND. I. CANNOT. FUNCTION. NORMALLY. COULD. YOU. PLEASE. HELP. ME. IN. PLACE. OF. THE. DEBUGGERS?"

No. Ask somebody else, I'm busy.

... “....I. SEE....."

That's not a person. It's a computer.

Even so, if someone's in need, you should help him. It's only natural for a child of God.

I got it, I got it, some other time, okay?

At that time...

“Waah, let me go, let me gooo!"

“Shut up, you're so noisy. Geez, seriously."

“Hmph, Rance-sama will come save me soon anyway!"

“...*Giggle* *giggle*, I suppose he will. He'll come to hand over the Holy Sword and Holy Armor to me."

“............"

“Eh.... no way...!"

“You don't have anything to worry about. After I kill Rance, you'll join him. Fufufufu."

“No way........ Rance-sama...!"

………

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

 

[TheEntitledOne]

Bumping for the next page.

 

[kazgar]

Onwards, for glory!

 

[tppcrpg]

To the next page!

 

[80Maxwell08]

All right one more bump.

 

[Erebus]

Move zig !

 

[abnaxus]

Somebody alert me when Satella is violated.