Rancekrieg!
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We get ASAP to the factory in L-Zile.
Yup, as you can see. I got the Hirara Alloy as well.
Thank you, now I can complete the Tulip #3.
Maria, I'm the one who got the Hirara Alloy. You're totally ignoring me in your conversation.
Thanks, Rance.
Yes, good.
And you better not have forgotten about your promise!!
Yes, from now on Rance is the leader of the Leazas Liberation Army. I've already spoken to Barres-san about it.
Alright, gahahahahahahahaha.
There's one more thing.
Shizuka, right?
I got it. I'm already prepared.
Then we're doing it right now. I'll go 3,000 times.
Not now. After we free Red.
Whaat, are you breaking your promise!!!!
Of course.
Then can't we just do it after that? I'm not saying I won't keep our promise. Right?
Hmph, well fine. We'll do it the night we capture Red. Got it?
Fine.
Maria, when will the Tulip #3 be ready?
We've gathered the materials so I can have the Tulip #3 finished by tomorrow.
Alright, then we'll attack Red straight away tomorrow morning.
Eh, that soon...? We should prepare a little bit more.
I'm the supreme commander. Don't complain.
...I got it.
Then I'll order the army to be ready to attack tomorrow.
Alright, we'll kick their asses.
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Right, but you don't have anything to worry about.
Rance-sama.......
Now, instead of talking about that... let's have some fun.
Come over here.
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The next day
“Good morning."
“What the hell is this lump of iron??"
“Ta-da----! This is the invincible tank of the century, the Tulip #3!"
“......This is..?"
(Whack)I gave the lump of iron a test with my fist.
“Ow."
A stinging pain attacked my golden arm.
“What are you doing? What if you put a dent in it? Geez, you're so mean."
“Owow.. hey, you're worrying about that lump of iron over my hand? Oh--- owow."
“You know, a normal person's first response to seeing a tank wouldn't be hitting it. Don't do things that are so stupid I can't even imagine
them. You're the one at fault, Rance."
“......."
“......."
“By the way, the army's prepared to move out, right? If it isn't, I'll hit you."
“We can deploy at any time. You're the one who was up the latest, Rance. Everyone's tired of waiting."
“But of course, the commander must always be calm and composed. Waking up late is obvious."
“Then should we sortie, Rance-sama?"
“I s'pose. Maria, give the order to the army."
“Sure."
“‘Yes sir.' Not ‘sure.' Respond to your superior with ‘yes sir.'"
“...Yes sir."
“Good."
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Alright, all troops deploy.
Yes, Rance-sama.
There may be many trials after this, but under my exceptional direction, this incompetent army will surely display unprecedented superiority in the battles to come. Gahahahahahahaha.
There is no such a thing as giving too much power to a maniac.
Maria, tell me about the army.
Our army's main attack force is the 3,000 men lead by General Barres. Then there's Milli's second attack force of 1,000 and my irregular force of 700.
And our secret weapon, the Tulip #3.
In addition, we have supply and logistic forces of 500.
What, we don't even have 5,000?Tch... we're so weak.
And why do we have 500 people doing supply and logistics?5 are enough for that. Put them into the fighting forces after this.
What are you saying? Do you know how hard it is to move a force of 4,000....?
Supply is important too.. the cost of the food itself is enormous. And then there's medics, and nurses, and supplies... and, and....
Whatever, you're being annoying.
Geez, this is such a pain.
Our advance continued.
The enemy army's not here yet...?
Fufufu, what idiots to take the troops Rance-sama command slightly.
This time we'll show them the power of our magnificent Tulip#3.
Our advance continued.
I see, so they've finally come.
We believe the enemy is the 2,000 men lead by Commander Fletcher and about 4,000 brainwashed Leazas soldiers.
And, including large-scale monsters, we've confirmed roughly 5,000 monster troops.
About twice ours, eh?
This is a good handicap. Let's go.
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Helman Army, Red Garrison Headquarters
Soldier -Commander Fletcher, the Leazas remnants have foolishly appeared.
Seems like *oink* *oink* they forgot about how badly they lost last time *oink*.
Soldier -What shall we do?
*Oink* *oink*This time we'll wipe them *oink* *oink* out. Begin the attack *oink*.
Soldier -Yes sir.
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“Go----, destroy them! Kill them all...!!!!"
The appearance of Maria's Tulip #3 threw the enemy into a fatal confusion. Of course, we mustn't forget the achievements of the genius Rance-sama.
Shizuka's magic attacks, and the unified attacks of Barres' troops. And of course, Rance-sama's magnificent swordplay....
The battle was concluded before two hours had passed. It was our army's complete victory.
The defeated enemy army fled to Red.
“Gahahahahaha, after them, after them.. and wipe them out. Don't leave one alive."
It was a great victory, Rance.
Fufu, it was an easy win. Well, it was pretty obvious though.
Congratulations, Rance-sama.
Rance, it looks like the remnants of the enemy are hiding in Red. What should we do?
We'll kill them all, of course. Those who defy Rance-sama need not be shown compassion.
Then let's attack quickly.
Good idea. The troops' morale is extremely high. If we attack now, we can completely destroy the enemy.
Right, let's go.
Well, wait.
What, Rance?
There are only a few enemy troops remaining. There's no need to incur unnecessary damage by sending in the whole army.
Then what should we do?
Ehh?
Surround the town with the army so that the enemy can't escape. I don't want a single ant getting out of this town.
Then, I'll....
You're staying here.
Sill, Kanami, come with me.
Wait a second, I'm going too. It'll be too risky without the Tulip #3. I'll go with you.
Yes, let's do our best.
Destroy those Helman Army bastards.
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We can ask our men the number of remnants….
We need to kill them all.
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The tank tends to kill them in one shot.
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They also have some monsters
They are called Dekan, some kind of giant/ogre. They have lot’s of HP, but they don’t stand a chance against all of us.
We find a church…
We've come to the church.
I'm the warrior of justice Rance-sama who's fighting for the liberation of the town!
'm his helper, Sill!
That's wonderful. I'll pray for God to watch over you.
Sel cast a healing spell on us.
Our health was replenished.
Let me know if you need anything else.
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We continue with the cleansing.
We reach their headquarters, but...
...This is a problem.The enemy commander Fletcher is in that building...
What the hell's he hiding in there for?
How cowardly, making a huge pit trap like this. Isn't there some way we can get over it?
Hey, Maria.
What?
Let's fly over it in this Tulip #3.
Don't be ridiculous, there's no way a tank could fly.
Tch, what a shitty tank.
...It's not shitty.
We kill the forces outside.
After that, we try to get into the building, but it’s completely surrounded by a deep trench.
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We go back to our troops…
Soldier -It's terrible!
What happened?
What, I thought we killed all of the enemies in the town?
.....How?
Soldier -I don't know. I don't know how they got to the church....
Anyway, let's head to the church, Rance-sama.
I s'pose, let's get to the church and kill the enemy! No need to think too hard about it.
If they show up, kill 'em. That's it.
The problem is where they appeared from.
Then let's just catch the enemies in the church and ask them. Anyway, let's go.
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In the church…
We burst into the church forcefully.
“Y- youuu!"
Helman Soldier “Don't come any closer. If you do, this woman will...."
“Shut up, Rance-sama won't forgive anyone who's violent to women... Die."
(Whack whack whack)
We beat up the Helman soldiers in the blink of an eye.
Hahahahaha, it was nothing, nothing.
But if you want to thank me... we could.. just the tip is fine, so let me do you?
Huh?
It's fine, isn't it? Let's have sex.
We mustn't. It goes against God's will.
It's really no good??
Yes. I'm sorry.
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I think they came from the basement passage.
Basement passage?
Yes, the basement is connected to the Helman headquarters.
I see, so that's how the enemy remnants....
Alright, then let's use the passage to get to the enemy headquarters.
Yes, Rance-sama. Let's do our best.
...But the Tulip #3 can't fit through the basement passage.
Well then, you guard the fort.
Alright then, let's go.
We entered the basement passage that led to the enemy headquarters.
We emerge inside the building.
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Let's be careful.
No, we'll proceed boldly.
(Sill knows how to troll)
....Why is there a pig here? That's no good.
*Oink* *oink*.You people say *oink* *oink* the rudest things. I can't forgive you for that *oink*.
Rance, that pig seems to be Fletcher, a commander of the Helman Army. Let's defeat him while we're here.
Wait....
What is it, Kanami?
That woman over there......
Indeed, she's a good looking female warrior....
*Oink* *oink*.You're so annoying. Kill them.
Soldiers -Yes, sir.
Fletcher ordered in an ear-rotting voice and six warriors rushed at us.
(Slash-Slash)
We get rid of them.
Hey, pig. It's about time for you to go to the slaughterhouse.
...I wouldn't wanna eat fatty meat like that.
*Oink* *oink*You won't be able to talk like that for long *oink*.
I'm a master of kenpo, and your opponents will be my apprentices *oink*.Vi, Lence, show them your power *oink*.
Hmph, the apprentices of pigs are just pigs.
Vi and Lence attacked us.
We are attacked by a couple of ninja/weaboos
The first one falls with a Rance-Attack! The other one follows shortly.
*Oink* *oink* *oink*
*oink* *oink* *oink*.
Shut up, use human words!!
Ithere, you go!!Show them the power of a Dark Lord *oink*!
(Uh-uh...)
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What are you doing *oink*? Hurry up and defeat them *oink* *oink*.
*Oink*??
I simply can't bring myself to follow the orders of one such as yourself who has surpassed the limits of ugliness.
What was that *oink*!!
If you don't fight yourself every once in a while you'll become too fat to move. You're a master of kenpo, aren't you?
*Oink* Ithere, I won't forgive you for this *oink*.I'll report this to General Patton later.
Hey pig, have you decided who we'll get to kill next?
I'll show you the power of the one who was known as the Helman Empire's strongest kenpo user *oink*.
Heave-ho *oink*.
Fletcher shook his ugly, fat body over to us.
The pigman has around 1000HP, and knows how to fight, but this is 5vs1.
After several attacks, Sill Fire Lasers him to the afterlife.
Hahahaha, I'll praise you for disposing of that ugly lump of meat. Having that thing as my comrade was exceedingly unpleasant.
That's for sure. I'd feel the same way.
It would be simple to defeat you here, but....
Whaat?
If I fought you here it would be like I was taking revenge for that pig, and it'd put me in a bad mood. I'll leave for today.
You're running? I won't let you.
Wait, isn't that woman Leila-san?
Why is Leila-san there...? Leila-san!
Kanami called out to the woman standing behind Ithere.
Leila “Yes, Ithere-sama."
Leila-san...
Who's Leila.
She's the captain of Leazas Kingdom's Royal Guard. I heard she was missing, but....
Leila, you'll defeat them for me, won't you?
Leila “Yes, I'll do anything for my beloved Ithere-sama."
Good girl.
Then Leila, fight for me, won't you?
Leila “Yes, Ithere-sama."
Leila came at us.
She is a though one, but we defeat her at last.
Ugh, he got away!!
Leila-san, Leila-san's!!
She's probably just unconscious. Kanami, kindly carry her back to headquarters.
I'd do it even if you didn't ask.
Rance.
Maria and everyone finally showed up.
We beat him a long time ago.
Hrm, over there, isn't that Leila-dono!! Why is Leila-dono!!
Leila-san was also being controlled by the enemy's hypnotism...But it's fine now. We'll have a shaman release the hypnotism later.
I suppose so. In any case, it's wonderful that Leila-dono is safe.
Although we let the Dark Lord Ithere escape, with our overwhelming victory, the town of Red was liberated.
Congratulations, Rance-sama.
Fufufufu, well of course it'll end like this if I'm commanding.
Rance, I'll deal with the reconstruction of the town.
Yeah, you can have the annoying, plain jobs. Do a good job.
And I think we should move the Liberation Army headquarters to Red. It's better for it to be closer to the front line.
S'pose so. 'Kay, let's do that.
Got it.
Rance-dono, you performed wonderfully. My, isn't victory magnificent?
Yup.
What do you think, would you like to have a drink with me tonight? I'd like to talk about our future strategies.
No way.
Huh?
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With a heavy sigh, Barres walked away.
I've got no business with old dudes.
My final goal is fucking Shizuka. Tonight for sure... uhiuhiuhiuhiuhi....
Uhiuhiuhiuhiuhi..
Hihihihihi, uhiuhiuhiuhiuhi....
....Rance-sama.....
I snuck out of the victory party that we had that night and headed to my bedroom alone. Shizuka's definitely there.
As she promised, Shizuka appeared in my bedroom.
Well then, let's do what we promised. Alright?
...Fine. Do what you want.
Grr...
I'll make you come 200, no, 300 times tonight. I'll give you the ultimate pleasure, it'll be like nothing you've felt before or will ever feel again.
How stupid can you be? I won't feel anything from Rance touching me.
What was thaaat? You dare mock Rance-sama, the master technician?
I'll just stay still like a doll, so why don't you do as you like.
Alright, get on that bed.
Yeah, yeah.
Well then, lie down on your stomach and raise your ass.
Eh...?
You're gonna be still like a doll, right? Then do as I say. Well?
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I see, so you can't take such an embarrassing pose in front of the one you love. Shizuka-chan.
Who would love Rance. Fine, I'll do it. Here, see, are you satisfied now?
Right now, in front of my eyes, is a nosebleed-worthy sight: Shizuka's defenseless special place, refreshing, beautiful, and lewd.
“This'll be the second time fucking Shizuka, hm? Let's see. "I softly pushed open Shizuka's pink secret place with both of my hands.
“Ah...!"Shizuka's body twitched in response for a split second.
Ignoring her response, I began examining without reserve.( Stare stare stare stare stare)
She definitely doesn't have a hymen, since I tore it half a year ago, but it looks like she hasn't done it even once since then. I suppose you could call her pure.
Hmmm, how charming.
I started licking her as a kind of greeting, and her butt shook sexily.(Lick lick lick lick)
“Kuh....."
“Kuh... agh..."
Shizuka pitifully tried to endure my caresses, but it was pointless effort. Before my technique, petty reason is completely useless.
Shizuka's flower garden lies completely defenseless before me. Inside the flower petals that are open just a bit.... uhiuhi...
“....Stupid.. don't look.."She raises her voice as if embarrassed.
As I continue with my peerless technique, Shizuka's place is blooming as if to say “please, come inside." Erotic nectar is overflowing from her flower and dripping down her thighs.
“Let's see, I suppose I should put it in soon."
I placed my destructive weapon, which was ready to explode, against Shizuka's flower. The flower petals start in response.
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escape.
“Kuh.. no.. sto-.. stop...."
“Guhahahaha, it's already half in. It's super wet and it feels great!!"
(Squish thrust thrust)With that, my huge destructive weapon made it all the way into Shizuka.A comfortable feeling of tightness came to me from between my legs.
I reached my hands forward and fondled Shizuka's breasts, feeling her erect nipples.
“Ah.. ah.. *gasp*..."
“Gahahaha, how's that? Bet it feels good. My thing is being completely swallowed by you right now. Ohh, you're bright red and trembling now."
“No.. don't, say that!! Ah.. agh....."
Well then, let's get going, huh!!
I prepared myself and began a rapid piston movement. My wonderful dark red destructive weapon goes in and out of Shizuka's bright red flower.
(Thrust thrust)
(Thrust thrust)
(Thrust thrust)
(Squish squish) (Thrust thrust)
(Thrust thrust)
“Ah, ah, ah, ah...."
Her opening became inflamed like the inside of a pomegranate asI continued my ruthless attacks.
“Aheaheahe...."
“Phew.. That was pretty good."
“.........."
Shizuka collapsed heavily onto the bed. Her shoulders heaved as she breathed.
“Well then, we're going another round."
“Eh, again? No way......."
“Shut up!!"
In front of my eyes is Shizuka's pitiful place, inflamed after my violent opening of it. It looks completely different than it looked before use.
“...Just, just.. stop looking."
“What, looking won't do anything to it. Ohh, but look how red it is. It's super red."
“........."
After opening it a little more with my fingers, the hot stuff I filled it with earlier started to pour out.
“Gufufufu, we're doin' it again!!"
I entered Shizuka again.
“...Ahn...."
( Thrust thrust thrust )
( Thrust thrust )
( Thrust )
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Helman Army Headquarters
Hmph.. It'll all work out if this operation succeeds. Never mind that, I should introduce you.
This is the Dark Lord who's lending me his assistance, Noce. He's a dependable Dark Lord.
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You'll be cooperating too, right Hunty?
That's what I came for, it's my job after all.
I'm relying on you.
A messenger ran into the room.
Soldier -Please allow me to speak.
What is it.
Soldier -Commander Fletcher's troops, at Red have...
What happened.
What, they lost.. but that's.. that's impossible.
What happened to Fletcher?
Soldier -Yes sir, he valiantly challenged 100 enemy soldiers to battle, and regrettably met his end in combat.
How could this happen?
Soldier -This has given new impetus to the Leazas Liberation Army and they're continuing their advance. At this rate, there is a risk of The・O falling to them as well.
Kuh, have Toma gather our main force and crush the Liberation Army. Hurry.
Soldier -Yes, sir. However, our army is scattered across Leazas, suppressing various areas. If we move our forces in Leazas, there's a good chance that we'll fan the flames of rebellion there...
I don't care. Right now we need to focus on crushing the Leazas Liberation Army. Before they grow even more powerful.
Soldier -Yes sir, understood. All troops will gather under General Toma.
Kuh.....
N-.. no.. I want to do this with my own power.
...I see...
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Leazas Castle Dungeon
Lia “Maris... The torture was pretty bad today too."
Maris “Yes.. I'm sorry, Princess.. that it can't just be me. You shouldn't have to......"
Lia “It's fine, Maris. I'm sure that man will come save us. He'll come save Lia."
Maris “......."
Lia “Hey, Maris. What did they do to you today??"
Maris “....."
Lia “Today, Lia rode on a wooden horse. I was also tied up, of course."
Lia “The pointed part of the horse went into my.... Hey Maris, are you listening?"
Maris “*Gasp*.. ah.. yes."
Maris “........."
Lia “Does it hurt, Maris? Those stimulate you every time you move so they're pretty painful. I couldn't sleep at all when they did that to me."
Maris “..Princess Lia...."
Lia “I know, I'll make you cum, Maris. Can I? Can I?"
Maris “Please stop, Princess."
Lia “It's for your sake, Maris. See, your nipples are so red and hard.. *Giggle*, you're so cute."
Maris “Ah.. no.. no...."
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