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In Progress Let's Play Rance 3 ! (NSFW)

Discussion in 'Codex Playground' started by TheEntitledOne, Dec 26, 2012.

  1. Make America Great Again TheEntitledOne Arcane

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    Merry Sol Invictus!

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    Finally Rance 3 (1991) got translated. Translator did like a 30% in a week. :salute:


    I still have 2 ongoing LPs, but Rance must take priority.




    I played the game long ago in moospeak using a machine translator, now is the time for the real thing.

    Get the freeware game here:

    http://retropc.net/alice/
    (well, no need to get it actually, get the patch instead)

    The tranlation patch is out:
    http://rancetranslation.wordpress.com/



    (If anyone has recommendations of how to do the lp feel free to talk)




    Table of contents:

    X -Previously in the Rance series…

    0 -ITZ comes to Leazas.

    1 -My glorious mornings.
    2 -Damaged goods.
    3 -Lis' Labyrinth
    4 -The Dark Lords
    5 -Dealing with traders...
    6 -Kanra.
    7 -Devils and True Names.
    8 -Daemons.
    9 -The not so rebellious non-maidens.
    10 -The Mansion.
    11- Cave explorer
    12- Choices and consequences
    13 -Rise of the Battle Harem
    14 -Rancekrieg!
    15 -Forest of the lost.
    16 -Advanced lessons.
    17 -Unicorn Juice!
    18 -Hyperbuilding.
    19 -Debugging ain't easy.
    20 -The war continues.
    21 -Into Leazas.
    22 -Duel.
    23 -The siege of Leazas.
    24 -Shit hit the fan.
    25 -Chaos.
    26 -Inside the castle.
    27 -Fedex.
    28 -Hunting Dark Lords.
    29 -Final Showdown: Rance vs Noce.
    30 -The End: Rance vs Gele.
    31 -Oblivion Sucks.
    32 -Banishment- THE END
     
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  2. Ulminati Kamelåså! Patron

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    May not actually happen in this rance :troll:
     
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  3. Make America Great Again TheEntitledOne Arcane

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    Previously in Rance…

    http://www.rpgcodex.net/forums/index.php?threads/lets-play-rance-1-nsfw.70235/



    Our hero Rance got a mission from the adventurer’s guild…

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    Rescuing some girl...

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    Together with Sill he discovered that the queen/princess of Leazas was kidnaping girls for hardcore lesbian/bondage rape.

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    He put an end to that bullshit and made is heroic duty…


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    But then he had to run from Leazas to escape his wedding with the queen...



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    ..............................

    Later, in Rance 02...

    http://www.rpgcodex.net/forums/inde...p-rance-02-the-rebellious-maidens-nsfw.70937/


    Rance when to save some town from four rebellious maidens...




    One by one he confronted the girls....

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    …and freed them from the tyranny of the cursed chastity rings they were carring.

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    And even though he was tricked…


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    He saved the day.


    After that not much happened with Rance.


    He returned to the town of Ice, where his usual day consisted of waking up, screwing Sill, eating, slaking off, some occasional training, trying to get some more pussy, watching magic TV… and he ended up deleveling once again.




    But live in the Rance world is about to change…
     
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    Awesomeness can only ensue.
     
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  5. Make America Great Again TheEntitledOne Arcane

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    ITZ comes to Leazas.
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    Red Leazas and Blue Helman. The Free Cities are the Green.





    In case you couldn’t watch the intro, Leazas kingdom was invaded by the Helman empire.
    Helman is the oldest surviving nation on the continent, and Leazas declared independence from it centuries ago.
    Helman and Leazas are divided by a mountain range that makes invasions almost impossible, so even if they had various wars in the past, there was never a clear victor.


    But somehow a full regiment of elite Helman troops appeared inside the Leazas castle. Even worse, Dark Lords (aka Demons like Xavier) seem to be involved.
    Helman takes control of the castle, and probably captures the queen. But before they get her, Lia sends her ninja Kanami away, with the mission of contacting Rance and asking her to save the Queen.
    Not only that, but seems like the enemy may be behind something called ‘’Chaos’’, and certain items owned by Rance are the key to get it.
    (Those items are the Holy Sword, Armor and Shield; given to Rance at the end of Rance 2).


    Now I'm going to sleep....

    Let's hope that in 8-10 hours I have something else...
     
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  6. Erebus Magister

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    Rance neglected to bang Kanami in the first game, but I'm sure it won't take long for him to repair that.
     
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    YEAHHH!!!
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    Codex 2012
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    Translation is out.
     
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    The Rance series, so tasteful it would probably be banned in Sweden.

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  11. Make America Great Again TheEntitledOne Arcane

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    LP Rance 3: -Fall of Leazas-

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    My Glorious Mornings.
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    First we are greeted by Alice.


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    If you wish to read what the staff has to say read it yourselves.




    NEW GAME



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    *Riiiiiiiiiiiiiii------ng*

    (Crack!)

    ............

    ............

    ............

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    Damn stupid sun, making it morning whenever it wants even though I'm sleepy. Who does it think it is? Doesn't it know that it has me to thank for its continued existence?


    (Seems like we missed Rance 2.5 : Saving the Sun)


    *Grumble*.

    Seriously... *grumble*.

    If I get up, I have to change... I have to brush my teeth...I have to eat...



    Seriously... *grumble*. Food, huh...

    Hm, I do want to eat... I don't want to get up, but I want to eat. What a paradox...


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    In the corner lie the ruins of a Haniwa-shaped clock in about 100 pieces. That clock never rings on time and somehow always ends up broken in the morning. Basically, it's a super defective product.
    Geez, it's that stupid Sill's fault for buying cheap clocks like that every day.... I've got an excuse to punish her now.
    That reminds me, I've reached the end of the money I earned in the town of Kathtom. It's 'cause I played around without working for a while.

    I'm gonna have to do some work soon, huh... Bleh.

    I know, I'll make Sill work. She can be a clerk at the supermarket or work from home.....But then I can't make enough to play around with.

    But I don't want to have her do night work... she's mine, after all. Maybe a construction worker would be good.

    Oh yeah, the special clothes I ordered for Sill should be done today. I bet she'll be happy if I give her a present.

    Hehehe, without knowing about the special mechanism in them...I'm looking forward to that.

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    It's a flashy position but it's not very good. Throw that one out. Maybe I'll try the world-renowned Boob Mountain Storm position today.

    Sill doesn't like weird ones, but it's fine if I have fun.

    *Growl*...

    I'm hungry, hungry, hungry, feed me.

    Sill is, of course, waiting for me downstairs, making breakfast. It's annoying, but I'll get up and eat.

    Of course, it'll be punishment time if it isn't done. Because I'm hungry.

    I got up nimbly and headed to the kitchen.

    (Step step)

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    Her cute butt forced into those small panties is nice. She's mine, so I won't let anyone touch her.
    If you look closely, she has good proportions, befitting of a woman belonging to me. It's making me horny.


    I feel like the cute pink nipples I can catch glimpses of in the gap of her apron are tempting me to touch them.

    She looks really happy. I wonder if cooking is really that fun?
    Looking at her lewd backside has made me horny.
    There's nothing better than a refreshing round in the morning.
    I closed in on my prey, making sure she didn't notice me.

    MY GLORIOUS DAYS!!!! (This is probably the first time My Glorious Days played in a Rance game, I linked a different version, but it's close enough)

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    [​IMG]“Ahn, Rance-sama, good morning. Geez, you surprised me."

    I fondled her breasts by putting my hands into the gap of herapron.

    Mmmm, they're nice and soft.

    [​IMG]“Food, is the food ready yet, I want to eat food."

    As I speak, I fondle more. Feeling the apron gives this adifferent flavor than usual and the freshness makes itarousing.
    [​IMG]“I'm sorry, but please wait just a bit more."
    [​IMG]“I'm doing my best and making it right now, so... Could you please move your hands? I can't concentrate on the cooking."

    [​IMG]“You amateur, what are you going to do if just this causes you to lose your concentration?"

    [​IMG]“If you're like that, then when it's really critical you'll just be asking for death. Alright, today'll be special training."

    [​IMG]“Eh, special training??"

    Special training. Punishment. Bullying... :smug:

    [​IMG]“Yes, I will do things to reduce your concentration, and you will ignore it and keep cooking."

    [​IMG]“Got it? Your answer?"

    [​IMG]“Ah, yes."

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    (Fondle fondle)

    [​IMG]“Ah..."Sill can't bear it and lets out her voice.

    I fondled as if giving her whole bosom a massage.

    [​IMG]“Oh..."

    [​IMG]“Don't stop cooking."

    [​IMG]“Ah, yes."Fondle breastsKissUse hipsSneak food

    I gently touched my lips to the nape of Sill's neck.

    [​IMG]“Ah..."

    Lick lick lick lick lick lick lickLick lick lick lick lick lick lickLick lick lick lick lick lick lick

    [​IMG]“Kya...!"

    My Lick Lick Attack would even surprise a dog.

    (Munch!)I snuck a little of the food.

    [​IMG]“Ah, Rance-sama, sneaking food!!"

    [​IMG]“What's that!! Where's your proof that I did?"

    [​IMG]“Eh...?"

    [​IMG]“You'd better not tell me you were treating me like a criminal without any proof?"

    [​IMG]“Eh, what do you mean proof..."

    [​IMG]“I won't forgive you for laying false charges on me. For that, I'll do this."

    I softly kneaded Sill's nipple with my fingertip.

    [​IMG]“Kyan, it hurts."Fondle breastsKissUse hipsSneak food

    I start the engine of the destructive weapon I'm so proud of and bring it close to Sill's cute butt.

    [​IMG]“Ahn, Rance-sama... umm..."

    [​IMG]“What is it? Keep cooking like you're supposed to."

    [​IMG]“Umm... err... it's touching me."

    [​IMG]“What is..."

    I play dumb and continue rubbing my “what" against her buttover her panties.

    [​IMG]“That's... *sob* *sob*."

    [​IMG]“I'm hungry."

    If I rub too much I'll end up getting too excited and letting it out.


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    I can't hold back anymore. But... since I just told Sill to endure it, I can't initiate it.

    But I wanna do what I wanna do, and holding back is bad, it's the enemy of health. Okay, I'm doin' it.

    [​IMG]“Sill, you can't take it anymore, right? You want me to finish it, right...?"

    [​IMG]“I, I'm fine. I'll do my best and cook."

    [​IMG]“Don't overdo it, your panties are dripping wet, you know. You know you want it."

    [​IMG]“That's not true. That's... not it..."

    [​IMG]“Alright, one round to start the morning!!"

    [​IMG]“Eh, right from the morning..."

    [​IMG]“It'll feel good to do it right in the morning. And you want to do it too, don't you?"

    [​IMG]“Ah... well then at least on the bed..."

    [​IMG]“Gah, that doesn't matter. When I feel like doing it I like doing it right there."


    I pulled Sill's panties down with one hand and, without a moment's delay, crept my fingers towards Sill's special place.

    [​IMG]"Ah...!"

    Sill's special place was already wet and transferred hot moisture to my fingers.

    [​IMG]“Gufufufufu... let's go."

    I pushed Sill down with the force of raging waves.



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    Sill's pink, now completely open, secret place is in front of me. Maybe being looked at was turning her on because nectar was dripping out of her flower petals.

    [​IMG]“Dehehe, let's go."

    [​IMG]“...Ra...nce...sa...ma..."

    No longer able to hold back, I pushed the hard destructive weapon that I'm so proud of into that flower. Meeting only light resistance, it went in smoothly.

    I trusted my hips to the sound of Sill's erotic breathing.

    (Push push push)
    (Thrust thrust thrust thrust)

    (Ram ram ra-----m)

    [​IMG]“Ah... Ahh... Rance-samaa..."

    [​IMG]“Alright!! Fire, my hot passion, Hyper Atta----ck!!"

    And with endless pleasure, I released inside Sill.

    (Spurt)

    ........That was great.


    .....



    [​IMG]“He--y, is the food, ready yet... I'm hungry..."


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    [​IMG]“I have to reheat it now. Geez..."

    [​IMG]“Food... food... food..."

    [​IMG]“It'll be ready soon, so please wait, Rance-sama."

    [​IMG]“But first, could you please move that hand?"

    [​IMG]“I'll move it when the food's ready. Until then, I'll touch you 'cause it feels good."

    [​IMG]“Ughh."

    [​IMG]“Ughh what? You know you like it."

    (Knock knock)

    (Knock knock)

    [​IMG]“Rance-sama, we have a guest. I'll answer the door."

    [​IMG]“Ignore it. If we ignore it, they'll give up and go away."

    [​IMG]“Do you think it's debt collectors again?"

    [​IMG]“Tch, if it's debt collectors right when we're about to eat, I'll kill 'em."

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    [​IMG]“We can just sell some of the items and furniture lying around there again."

    [​IMG]“We've already sold almost everything. We really don't have any money left."

    [​IMG]“Shut uup, money this, money that, stop being so cheap."

    (KNOCK KNOCK) Whoever's at the door knocks hard as if to say “hurry up andopen it!"

    [​IMG]“So noisyy... Go away, go away. I'm not home."

    [​IMG]“Rance-sama, maybe it's a job request."

    [​IMG]“Fine, it's loud anyway so I'll answer it."

    ......

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    [​IMG]“Rance-san, I presume."The girl said in a cute but firm voice.

    [​IMG]That's right, I'm Rance-sama. And who are you...??

    [​IMG]Rance-sama, Rance-sama, she's the ninja who serves Leazas' Princess Lia.

    Sill said quietly from next to me.

    [​IMG]You don't remember me, after doing those horrible things tome...I'm Kentou Kanami, and I serve Princess Lia.

    [​IMG]........I remember.

    [​IMG]Right, the weak ninja who defied me and lost.

    ........

    Right right, the Kanami-chan who was pushed down by me and went crazy with pleasure after I stuck three fingers in.

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    [​IMG] I already came once this morning, but with my infinite power I'm invincible so I can come a few more times for you, don't worry. Alright, get over here.

    [​IMG]You're mistaken, I came with a request today.

    [​IMG]Like I said, you want me to tear your hymen with my big strongmanhood, right?

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    [​IMG]Fine, I'll listen to what you have to say first, so say it.

    [​IMG]Rance-sama, why don't we talk over breakfast? If we don't eat it soon, it'll get cold.

    [​IMG]Mm, I'm hungry so let's do that.

    [​IMG]Then I'll prepare Kanami-san's share as well.

    [​IMG]Sill, just water's fine for Kanami.

    ........

    I finally managed to obtain food.


    [​IMG]Rance-sama, today is Sill-chan-style henderopa. I gave it my all and made it. It's good.

    [​IMG]Mm, it certainly -looks- good....If it doesn't taste as good as it looks I'll hit you.

    I, I think it's good.

    [​IMG]You'll hear what I have to say then, Rance.

    Kanami said, sounding a little annoyed.

    [​IMG]*Munch*... *munch*... mm, tell me what's on your mind.*Munch*... Sill, this is pretty good.

    [​IMG]Ah, yes, thank you very much. I'm glad.

    Kentou Kanami spoke of the fall of Leazas Castle.While she spoke, I continued to munch on my breakfast.

    To summarize, the Helman army suddenly appeared in LeazasCastle, taking control of it, and Princess Lia was captured.

    [​IMG]I see, *munch* *munch*, and what do you want me to do?


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    [​IMG]It has, nothing to do with me, *munch* *munch*.I don't care what happens to Lia.

    [​IMG]No way, then Princess Lia is too pitiful. I'm begging you, please save her.

    [​IMG]Don't wanna. Nowadays guys who go around saving people for no rewards are just hypocrites with superiority complex.


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    [​IMG]Rance-sama, I feel bad for her, let's find some way to save her.

    [​IMG]That's right, I bet if you save Princess Lia you'll receive lots of rewards. Right, Kanami-san?

    [​IMG]Yes, in the event that you save Princess Lia, we will prepare many treasures for you, Rance-san.

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    [​IMG]I won't feel like moving if there isn't a clincher too.

    [​IMG]A clincher... I'll do anything I can. So, please.

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    [​IMG]Yes.

    [​IMG]Alright, well then, first.

    [​IMG]Right, Sill. You go over there and clean up the dishes. I'll be playing with Kanami.

    [​IMG]Ah, yes.

    Sill seemed to understand my words and went right into the kitchen. Well then, gufufufu... dehehehe.... gufufufu...

    [​IMG]Well then, Kanami-kun. I've gotten frustrated because of your visit.

    [​IMG]Why's that?

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    Responsibility...??

    [​IMG]I know, why don't I have you calm my *Bee----p* since it's angry about having unfinished business. Dehehehehehehe.

    More Glorious days!

    [​IMG]...No way...

    [​IMG]If you won't let me feel good, we can pretend this conversationnever happened.I don't particularly care.

    [​IMG]I understand. For Princess Lia, I'll endure it.

    [​IMG].........I understand.

    [​IMG]Ushishishishishishi.

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    Earlier, we were in the middle of an incident and I didn't have the time to take Kanami's virginity, so I just scratched it a bit with my fingers. It hasn't been that long since then so I'm sure she's still a virgin. I'm her first. This'll be fun.

    Fufufu, the question is how shall I do it? She's a woman who's defied me once. Why don't I give her an embarrassing memory?

    [​IMG]“Well then, let's start feeling good right away."

    [​IMG]“...Fine, do as you like."Kanami said carelessly, having completely given up.

    Tch, it's no fun if you resign yourself to it so easily......I know.

    Ufufu... I'm feeling a little cruel today.

    [​IMG]“I'm lazy, so I'm going to sit on this chair. Kanami-chan, you do it."

    [​IMG]“Eh...!"

    [​IMG]“Just to let you know, if you don't make me feel good, I won't save Princess Lia."

    [​IMG]“You must at least know how to make a man feel good."

    [​IMG]“......"

    [​IMG]“Ah, I see. Then we'll put the thing about Princess Lia..."

    [​IMG]“I understand, I'll do it."

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    Ooh... this is pretty good... She's good at this for a virgin. I'd like to take a shot at that cute face right now, but I'llhold back.

    [​IMG]“Hm. This isn't doing anything for me. If your service is only going to be this good, then like I said, we can make it so this conversation never... ooh."

    As I was saying that, Kanami then thrust my enormous thing deep into her small mouth. Of course, however hard she tried, she would never be able to fit the whole thing in there.

    Kanami desperately moved her tongue and mouth, trying to please me. She licked and sucked on my destructive weapon.

    Kuh....

    A pleasant tingling feeling flowed up from between my legs.This is awesome.

    It's about time, I can't hold back anymore.At this rate, I'll end up letting Kanami win.

    [​IMG]“Alright, get on top of me."

    Kanami nodded and stood, straddling my hips. Under her, my destructive weapon was standing like raging waves.


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    My tip pushes into her hot pussy.

    [​IMG]“Ah..! Ow...!"

    A pained expression comes to Kanami's face after just entering her a little.

    [​IMG]“We're not even close. Not even a hundredth of it is in yet. Be brave and lower your hips in one go."

    Closing her eyes in determination, Kanami lowered her hips in one go. My destructive weapon meets pleasant resistance.

    [​IMG]“Hi----owww!!!"


    Kanami's remarkably high-pitched scream resounded throughout the room.

    It was the moment my huge destructive weapon tore through Kanami's yet-unbroken hymen.

    Even for Kanami, the pain seemed too much to bear and after trembling two or three times, she collapsed on to my manly chest.

    I felt the sensation of her well-rounded breasts as well as the violent beating of her heart straight on my chest.
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    Well then, it's no fun just going in. I'd better move. But it's probably pointless ordering Kanami around now, so I'll do the moving.

    [​IMG]“Here I go."

    I moved my hips like a twitching corpse and pushed Kanami upwards.

    [​IMG]“Ah, ah, aaah..."

    And in one go, I released the heat swelling up inside of Kanami.


    .......


    .......

    Kanami joined the party.


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    That's right, Sill's new special-ordered clothes just arrived.She'll start using them on this adventure.

    [​IMG]Right, Sill. I have a wonderful present for you today.

    [​IMG]Eh, really, Rance-sama?

    [​IMG]Yeah, it's a special present 'cause you're always a good girl.It's clothes I had specially made for you. Open the box over there.

    [​IMG]Yes.

    [​IMG]Wah, it's true.Thank you very much, Rance-sama.

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

    [​IMG]Umm... Can I try them on??

    [​IMG]I'll look the other way, so hurry up and put them on.

    [​IMG]Yes.

    I waited a bit.

    [​IMG]Rance is unexpectedly nice, huh?

    [​IMG]Fufufu, aren't I?

    [​IMG].....Like I thought, there's something weird about them, huh.

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    [​IMG]I was right to go with special order. It looks great on you.

    [​IMG]Ahah, thank you very much. Rance-sama. I'm so happy.

    [​IMG]Right, give me all of your gratitude and serve me.

    [​IMG]Yes.

    [​IMG]Rance.

    [​IMG]What Kanami, you still want me to fuck you? Fine, I'm nice, so let's go another round.

    [​IMG]No, not that. Take this.

    Saying that, Kanami handed over a white shield to me.

    [​IMG]Hm, this is?

    [​IMG]The Holy Shield passed down through Leazas' royal family. Please use it as a set with the Holy Sword and Holy Armor you previously received.

    [​IMG]I see, you're giving it to me. Alright, I'll use it then.

    I obtained the [Holy Shield].

    [​IMG]Rance..

    [​IMG]What is it?

    [​IMG]Umm.. where are the Holy Sword and Holy Armor...

    [​IMG]The Holy Shield's right here since you gave it to me.

    [​IMG]No, the Holy Sword and Holy Armor. We did give them to you, didn't we?

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    ........

    [​IMG].....You sold them...??...??

    [​IMG]They were pretty high quality so I was able to sell them at a fairly good price. Isn't that right, Sill?

    [​IMG]Yes, I believe we sold them as a set for 2,000 gold.

    [​IMG]Are you actually telling me you sold them!!Why would you do something like that!!

    [​IMG]You can't complain about what I do. I can sell or throw out my things as much as I want.

    [​IMG]The truth is we didn't have any money so we needed to sell them. I'm sorry, Kanami-san.

    [​IMG]Sill, don't say unnecessary things.

    [​IMG]Hahhh...Where's the weapon shop you sold them to? Let's go there and ask for them to be returned.

    [​IMG]Hey Kanami, why do you care so much about that Holy series? There's a reason, right?

    .......

    [​IMG]Tell me. If you don't tell me I won't save Lia.

    [​IMG]I understand.

    [​IMG]When Leazas Castle was invaded, it wasn't only by the Helman Army. There was a Dark Lord among them.

    [​IMG]A Dark Lord...

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    [​IMG]That's true, but there was a Dark Lord all the same. Their aim was Chaos, which is hidden under Leazas Castle.

    [​IMG]What the hell is a Chaos??

    [​IMG]I don't know either. But...

    [​IMG]But??

    [​IMG]Princess Lia and Maris-sama said that the Dark Lord's objective was Chaos.

    [​IMG]But Leazas Castle fell and Lia was captured. Hasn't that Dark Lord already got ahold of that Chaos or whatever?

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    [​IMG]-The Holy Sword and Holy Armor, and the Holy Shield.

    [​IMG]Yes.

    [​IMG]Princess Lia told me. You would need Chaos to defeat a Dark Lord. And that Rance would be able to use it.

    [​IMG]Hrm, so that's why we need the Holy Sword and Holy Armor. I see, by the way, what's a Chaos?

    [​IMG]I told you, I don't know. But if it can defeat a Dark Lord, I think it must be a powerful weapon. Anyway, if we can get ahold of the three pieces of equipment and meet Princess Lia we should be able to find out then.

    [​IMG]I see, Chaos, huh.. It'd be nice if it were a beautiful woman. Dehehehehehe.

    [​IMG]I don't think Chaos is a girl though, Rance-sama.

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    (Almost...)

    .......


    [​IMG]....Excuse me, but.

    [​IMG]Rance-sama... isn't that just a bit too improbable?

    [​IMG]You don't have any proof of that, do you? I'd say the possibility's about 50/50.

    [​IMG]......Well, whatever.

    [​IMG]Alright, now that that's decided, let's go get back the Holy Sword and Holy Armor.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]What is it, Rance-sama?

    [​IMG]I'm... I'm only level 10!! I was sure I was over level 40.




    (I lost some text here. Basically, for fooling around he deleveled, so know we have to recover our levels.)



    We go outside...


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    Time to camp and save the game.



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    To be continued...
     
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    The game barely started and it already features epic writing better than Bioware's drivel :lol:
     
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    This game obviously doesn't believe in delaying good things !

    It actually took me a moment to remember that Chaos is the intelligent sword Rance uses in Sengoku Rance.
     
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    Damaged goods.
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    We are in a town called Ice, where Rance and Sill live; it’s somewhere in middle of the free cities.

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    Through the interface we can Depart to other locations (the world map is big for it’s age) or Move inside the town…


    Let’s go to the weapon store…



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    Huh? That's weird, there should be a cute girl named Lench tending this shop. Instead there's a weird old dude. It's strange, because it's common sense for an H-Game to have a cute girl tending the shop.


    [​IMG]Hey old man, what happened to the girl named Lench who used to be here? I don't wanna see a man's face, my eyes'll rot. Hurry up and call Lench-san.


    Old man “You must be Rance."

    [​IMG]Yeah, so? Hurry up and call Lench-san.

    Old man “I'm Lench's father. As long as you exist, I'll never let Lench tend the store."

    [​IMG]Why, I haven't done anything wrong.

    [​IMG]

    (...nothing wrong...)

    [​IMG]‘Tricked' and ‘damaged goods' are strong words, aren't they? Lench and I just made love as per a prior agreement.

    Old man “My daughter was in tears saying she was tricked by you. Don't lie to me. Anyway, never go anywhere near her again."

    [​IMG]Don't be so stingy, it's not like I'm hurting her.

    Old man “It's BECAUSE you're hurting her that I'm telling you to stay away from her."

    [​IMG]Don't get into a fight, we're here about the Holy Sword and Holy Armor.


    [​IMG]

    Old man “I do. In fact, I'm having a hard time of it since I can't sell them after buying them at such a high price."


    [​IMG]So they ARE still here, sweet!!In that case, give 'em back.

    Old man “Give 'em back? Then how 'bout you give me back the money I paid you?"

    [​IMG]Greedy old man. It was 300 gold, right?

    Old man “It was 2,000 gold. 2,200 gold with interest. I can't return them if you don't at least give me that."

    [​IMG]What, adding 200 gold? You corrupt merchant!! Make it 1,500 gold. (Don't let him jew you!)

    [​IMG]
    ...like it you can leave. I'll sell 'em to someone else."


    [​IMG]Tch, looking down on me, you rotten geezer. You better watch out when you're out alone at night.

    (We will need to pay…)


    [​IMG]

    We will go to the guild. Hopefully there will be a job for us.


    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]It'll take a while if I go along with this old man's gossip, so let's make it brief.

    [​IMG]I need some cash. Gimme a referral for a nice, easy job with perks that'll be over fast and has a big reward.


    Keith “Hey, Rance. Life isn't so easy that such great jobs just fall from the sky."

    [​IMG]Tch, don't be such a spoil sport. Just give me a job and I'll finish it perfectly.

    [​IMG]We'll do our best so please give us a good job, Keith-san.

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]Keith, where's this nobody who stole my work?

    Keith “You know the Lark & Nor party, yeah? I gave the job to them."

    [​IMG]I don't know those losers.

    Keith “Hiney, explain about Lark & Nor." Keith said to his sexy secretary.


    Hiney “Yes, the Lark & Nor party refers to the male warrior Lark and the female warrior Nor. The two of them are famous for being handsome and beautiful super heroes."


    Hiney “They are loved and respected by people far and wide for resolving various incidents. They are also known as heroes for slaying the magical beast Curse A."

    Keith “There you have it. They're very different from someone we know. Well, I don't think I have any work for you right now."

    [​IMG]I got it, then explain to me the details of the job.


    Keith “I told you, I gave the job to Lark & Nor."

    [​IMG]I'll finish it first. And I'll take the reward. It's survival of the fittest. First come, first served.

    Keith “You think you can beat Lark & Nor?"

    [​IMG]

    At last we convince him. We get the details for the job…

    [​IMG]

    And a photo…

    [​IMG]

    Hiney “Rola Indas has been captured by Lis, the master of [Lis' Cave], Northeast of this town. The cave appears to be inhabited by all sorts of monsters.
    Also, we have no detailed data regarding Lis at this time."

    [​IMG]Got it.The job's going to Lis' Cave, killing the monster called Lis, and taking Rola back with me. Easy.

    Keith “Well, do as you like. And you'd better hurry if you're planning on beating Lark & Nor. They've already left."

    [​IMG]That's a tiny handicap. I'll pass them right away.
    ……………….


    We can also get more info...

    ------------------------------------------
    Info we get from looking, talking…

    This is the Keith Guild. Tasteless furnishings cover the place without a shred of aesthetic sense, displaying the owner's blatant rich-person principles.

    I don't like this guy. I feel pretty pathetic having to deal with a guy like him. Well, I'm putting up with meeting him for money.(I'll kill him when I'm done working with him)

    She seems to be Keith's secretary, but she's hot. What a waste!!
    I feel bad for her, having to work for this guy. She must have been put up as collateral for her parents' debt... What a pity.

    Keith “Rance, why don't you get married? I thought you'd marry Sill over there right away."

    [​IMG]Dumbass, Sill's my slave. Also, as of now I have no intention of getting married.

    Keith “I see, that's a shame. I was looking forward to givin' a really fuckin' risky speech at your wedding too."

    [​IMG]Of course, it's not like you'd be invited to my wedding in the first place.

    Hiney-san, wanna stop being this guy's secretary and become mine?

    Hiney “Ehhh, I can't do that."

    Keith “Hey, Rance, can you not hit on my secretary right in front of me?"

    [​IMG]True, that was rather rude of me. Then Keith, go over there.

    :lol:
    ……
    ……


    ETC


    …………………………………………………………………………

    Let's continue...
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    Before going to the cave we will go to the new item store…

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    Corin “My name is Corin. I just started this item store here yesterday. Rance-sama is my first customer. Please treat me well."


    [​IMG]Oh, I will. Wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.


    First customer, huh? I'll become her first man while I'm at it too. Ushishishi.

    (Chatter)


    Corin “This stuffed haniwa-sama is cute, isn't it? It's the solace of my heart."

    [​IMG]Foul hanny. I shall have you top off my experience points.

    Corin “Please stop. I don't like people who bully hannys."

    [​IMG]What a coincidence. I'm a member of the Hanny Protection Association. We seem to have a lot in common. :lol:


    Corin “We do, hannys are just the cutest thing ever. Let's talk about hannys together some time."

    [​IMG]Right right, it'd be nice to talk all night long at some hotel... ufufufu.


    [​IMG]Okay, I'm gonna give you some love.

    Corin “Rance-san, are you a Haniwa Faith believer?"


    [​IMG]That's right.

    Corin “Then please show me your Believer Card."

    However, I owned no such thing.

    Corin “It was a lie, huh."

    Corin “Then it's no good."

    That's fine, since I'll just force her if she says no. I'm happy when I can fuck.

    Corin “I'll have to die if Rance-san has sex with me."

    [​IMG]Heh?

    Corin “It's a teaching of the Haniwa Faith. We have to commit suicide if we have sex with someone who isn't a believer. That's why, if... Rance-san has sex with me I'll have
    to..."

    [​IMG]Then just the tip.

    Corin “That's still no good."


    [​IMG]Then just let me touch you.

    Corin “That's still no good."

    [​IMG]Then I'll just have to compromise as much as I can. How's this, with this you won't have to die, right?

    Corin “That's no good either. It's a teaching of the strict Haniwa Faith."


    [​IMG]Tch, what a ridiculous religion.

    ,,,,,
    (We will have to do something about this…)

    We buy stuff…
    A couple of Return woods (for teleportation…)
    Several Seirogan (for healing)
    And energy drinks for stamina/mana…
    ……

    We depart…


    [​IMG]

    To navigate, you chose the destination : Li’s cave (the Map is untranslated)


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    And by pushing advance you move to that location…


    (The world is quite big, but not very free roaming. Right now we are on rails.)



    Of course, there are random encounters…


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    Hanniwa! (They can be damaged with magic, unlike in the newer games)


    (You can chose autocombat if you are confident of your team’s power)


    In combat you only control Rance directly (Like in Rance 02). But you can tell them to stop the attack (or to resume it).


    Every turn you can do different things, but if you move you can only do the basic attack. But if you don’t move you can do other stuff like using items or using special attacks (Rance Attack!).


    [​IMG]

    We win with ease.
    Funny thing is, that combat in this game is really easy; you don’t even need to level until much later, the game is designed that way. Apparently you get more XP if Rance himself stays low level. So I will start leveling a bit later, that way we will have more XP (leveling is done using the Level Goddess Willis). You can easily finish the game around level 30 (plus some of the characters that join you have higher levels, like Kanami now).
     
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    By the way, this game has quite a few bugs, like disappearing shit, etc.
    Apparently there was supposed to be an ingame map, but doesn't work in modern systems.

    I will update in the next page.
     
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    Oh noes, broken images already!

    It's the devils work!
     
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