Completed Let's Play: Rage of Mages 2 (The End)

[Darth Roxor]

Heh, getting easier. Well finish it anyway no point in turning back now.

Hm, there are actually only four missions left, so abandoning now would be stupid.

 

[Gondolin]

Looking forward to the glorious ending.

Jesus, the clothes on your mages are awful. Less loud than before, but still awful. I don't understand how anybody could walk around like that.

 

[eklektyk]

awesome LP delivers ;d

jet moar raep would be welcome

 

[Darth Roxor]

Destination.

Spoiler

They don't send us, pros, on blue milk runs like these.

While gutting some lovely squirrels, ogres decide to tag along and bust our heads.

And, as always, tactical placement allows us to battle them one at a time.

Until one takes us from behind. Dayum.

So much for the blue milk run.

No more nasty surprises.

Meanwhile, a dragon wants to zap us (and fails).

Undead. What do you know. So unexpected.

O SHI-

This time we stay back and just spam firewalls. The usual.

A horde of bats and another negrodancer don't want to see us progressing.

After that, we encounter a half dead druid.

Also: a dragon.

Something very strange must have happened here *shrug*

A quick time warp, we kill the dragon and heal the druid.

Foul negrodancers.

A few steps to the right we find some skeletons, and...

What? That's it?! What a friggin waste of time and map space. We didn't explore even one fifth of the map for God's sake.

And since all the animals turned neutral, I doubt there's any point.

Even the dragons won't attack us.

Und hallo.

Guess we were supposed to find this druid at the start. Well, NEWSFLASH, you dumbfucks, we already fixed the spring!

Bah, that was one short update, alright.

Meanwhile, I bought this pretty mofo shield.

Next destination. Three missions left 'till the end.

 

[Azira]

Well that mission was a disappointment.. Here's to hoping the next one will be better.

 

[Malakal]

Heh thats what You get for creating non linear missions...

 

[zappater]

That mission really sucked, I was expecting the squirrels to gang up on you and cause massive fail... we even had to endure undead as the main source of danger. Bah new mission more undead, kill em good now so we never have to see them after this LP is over, please.

Also might be good to bump to a new page.

 

[zappater]

So 3 mission with only undeads, is that what we should expect? In that case I hope the next page is dedicated to undead slaughtering.

Considering you face so much trouble with prismatic spray (or what its called) do you think it would be easier to do a play through as an air (is that the right one?) mage?

 

[Darth Roxor]

Considering you face so much trouble with prismatic spray (or what its called) do you think it would be easier to do a play through as an air (is that the right one?) mage?

I don't really have as much trouble with it anymore. KC has around 40something in air magic thanks to spamming the prismatic spray staff on squirrels, and the protection from air spell at this level gives decent resistance. Nowadays, it only kills me if I get careless or if 4 casters with it appear. Also, the crown gives Igles nearly absolute iddqd against air, so the high fire magic is neat to also give him iddqd against fire.

 

[Darth Roxor]

I heard they give booze for free on the next page.

 

[Zdzisiu]

[Inteligence] So, you want as to get you to the next page?

 

[lightbane]

Oh really? By the way, an important question: Since there are like only 3 missions left, will you have a last chance to buy more "awesome" clothes, or will you be stuck with the ones you now have until the endgame?

 

[Darth Roxor]

Oh really? By the way, an important question: Since there are like only 3 missions left, will you have a last chance to buy more "awesome" clothes, or will you be stuck with the ones you now have until the endgame?

Apart from a paintjob upgrade for Igles's armour, we won't really find new mage clothes, unfortunately

 

[Darth Roxor]

Yeah, you know what?

 

[Darth Roxor]

Don't feel like waiting

 

[Darth Roxor]

for your sucky bumps

 

[Darth Roxor]

Destination.

Spoiler

O snap, teh zombies are attacking!

Oops. One of them came from the back and chopped the headman. Which probably means that everyone except him is expendable. Got it.

Hey, look, a level 4 zombie axeman. These cocks cast poison cloud and mage shield. I'm fairly sure I've also seen one cast a pathetically short stone curse.

After a while, we repel the attack.

Zombie attackers: around 6. Peasant defenders: around 10. Bodybags: around 16. Mission accomplished.

Walking through this lovely countryside, we meet a neutral dragon.

Igles embraces his inner Don Kichot.

Intriguing. We'll try confronting the hermit about it when we meet him.

Meanwhile, a horde of angry squirrels thinks it can chomp on Igles.

Guess this is the hermit. He sure looks like a hobo.

Oh really now? This guy sure is a shady fellow. Oh well, guess we'll go kill the dragons then.

...

Nah.

And what do you know, he dropped a strange looking amulet. Let's look for the cemetery.

Goddamn succubus.

O SHI-

SIX MOTHERFUCKING SUCCUBI?!

Uh... I'll be back here later.

We stumble upon some cemetery.

Even though they're level 4, the zombie axemen suck as much as their lower level counterparts.

All we need to do is cast protection from fire on Igles, let him get surrounded and burn the shit out of everything.

But it would appear this cemetery is not the one we're looking for. Since we're close to the dragon's nest, I thought I'll send Igles there for info, maybe they'll have some.

And well, they have.

Uh...

So while KC is spamming prismatic spray on turtles out of boredom... we're joined by a dragon.

And his companion awaits our command back at the roost.

We now have two fully controllable level 4 dragons at our disposal.

Oh god this will be heavan.

HELLO THERE, MOTHERFUCKING ANIMALS

HOW DO YOU LIKE TWO DRAGONS SPAMMING YOU WITH MULTIHEADED DICKS?

I have become death, the shatterer of worlds.

Flyin' high, we come across another cemetery.

HAHAHA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oops. Newsflash: dragons are not quite immortal. One of them dies

But the other survives long enough to wipe out the rest of the undead.

Some spirit took a shrapnel... guess we were supposed to give it the amulet *shrug*

So I ordered our troops to get their arses to the cemetery with the amulet.

Guess I should have cleared a path first...

But at least this means I have two dragons again, and this time I won't let them die.

Wait, what? I was just shooting stuff here, I didn't bring the amulet.

Weird. But we're not leaving yet.

Guess these ogres stopped our heroes from getting to the cemetery before.

Igles gives the spirit its amulet back. Nothing happens.

But before we leave...

There's some payback to get.

It wasn't the mob that raepd us before, though. And behind them is another cemetery.

This, however, IS the mob that raped us. They can't survive an onslaught of multiheaded dicks of light for long.

There are also some zombies guarding some placed loot here.

Some more placed loot in the last cemetery, too.

Pretty neat sword, but I think I'll stick to my current one. The lack of +attack upgrade kinda blows, and the fact that it's fire damage, not raw damage, might be useless against stuff with resistance to it.

And this ring was in the bag guarded by the succubi and zombies. It's like an upgraded version of Kingcomrad's current one, so it should be useful.

The headman doesn't want to give us anything, so we just leave the area.

Man, spamming these prismatic sprays sure was amusing.

Our next destination and second last mission.

THERE WILL BE BIOWARIAN PLOT TWISTS!!!11

 

[Jaedar]

Igles was a zombie all along, working for the negrodancers!

 

[SoupNazi]

Could you attack the dragon who doesn't want to fight you if you really wanted? I realize it would prevent you from getting him as a companion, but can you?

 

[lightbane]

Two dragons? Wow, it seems the game finally decided to be kind to you after so much rape... I don't know if that shoudl count as decline or incline. Anyways, MOAR!!!

PS: Biowarian plottwists? Maybe Dina was the Negrodancer queen all the time?

 

[Darth Roxor]

Could you attack the dragon who doesn't want to fight you if you really wanted? I realize it would prevent you from getting him as a companion, but can you?

Yes, Rage of Mages 2 is a True RPG (TM) so it has Choices and Consequences. You can kill the dragons for the hermit, after which he'll join you instead of the dragons, but it's a stupid deal, since the hermit sucks.

 

[zappater]

He said biowarian, if it had been Obsidian who developed the game it would obviously be like you said but now its Biowhoreian so Igles must be the TRUE king.

 

[Malakal]

He said biowarian, if it had been Obsidian who developed the game it would obviously be like you said but now its Biowhoreian so Igles must be the TRUE king.

Probably this.

 

[SoupNazi]

Yes, Rage of Mages 2 is a True RPG (TM) so it has Choices and Consequences. You can kill the dragons for the hermit, after which he'll join you instead of the dragons, but it's a stupid deal, since the hermit sucks.

I meant before you talk to the hermit.

When the dragon says that, can you just go "fuq dat" and attack him anyway?

 

[Darth Roxor]

When the dragon says that, can you just go "fuq dat" and attack him anyway?

Sure, why not? You can attack everything in this game.