Elzair
Cipher
- Joined
- Apr 7, 2009
- Messages
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Let's Play Planescape: Torment
II
EXTREME CLOSEUP!!!
When we last left our hero, he had been sent to Hell as punishment for his sins.
Pretty awesome backside. Let's see how the Nameless One looks in 3D
That looks alright.
I was gonna collar-grab the imp thing, but I talked to it instead. Lame.
Whoah! Dialogue choices are kinda faggy, so I will pick the bad-assest one.
Finally! I zoned out five screens ago.
This is my respawn point. I come back here if I'm a n00b.
Now, LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMBBBLLE!!!
Let's press a button and make something AWESOME happen!
Tactical nuclear strike incoming!
This is kinda kewl, but I wish it were more immersive with less faggy buttons cluttering-up the screen.
Now we're talking!
Your web ain't gonna protect you from a serious collar-grabbin'!
Let's kill those red things over there.
Super Seizure Warrior am I!
Nighty-night!
Who wants some?
How 'bout you?
Oopsy-daisy!
Bored now. Let's see if we can find another area to depopulate.
This looks promising.
WTF is this blue wall thing?!
Time for some BSDM, bitches!
Kinky.
So you're the dominatrix here, eh?
Time for some collar-grabbin, then!
The bigger they are; the harder they fall.
It's time to go up the stairs.
Another respawn point.
WTF?! Why can't I open the door?
I wonder . . .
Sweet!
I kill some more red things and get some loot.
I find another lever in the north-western part of the level.
This is just a shot of me looking awesome.
WTF is that?!
This tiger thing is hard!
Eat flames, tiger thing!
I'm not feeling too good!
Eventually, the tiger thing collapses, and I pull the lever to open more of the level.
I ain't fightin' another tiger thing, so I just run to the lever and then high-tail it outta there.
This looks like a boss monster.
Even though the faggy HUD is in the way, my awesomeness shines through. I then kill it and get some loot.
I have to identify this shit? Lame!
Pretty good.
Alright. It's time to take the portal outta here.
I have to admit: this game is shaping up to be A LOT better than the faggy first one.
II
EXTREME CLOSEUP!!!
When we last left our hero, he had been sent to Hell as punishment for his sins.
Pretty awesome backside. Let's see how the Nameless One looks in 3D
That looks alright.
I was gonna collar-grab the imp thing, but I talked to it instead. Lame.
Whoah! Dialogue choices are kinda faggy, so I will pick the bad-assest one.
Finally! I zoned out five screens ago.
This is my respawn point. I come back here if I'm a n00b.
Now, LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMBBBLLE!!!
Let's press a button and make something AWESOME happen!
Tactical nuclear strike incoming!
This is kinda kewl, but I wish it were more immersive with less faggy buttons cluttering-up the screen.
Now we're talking!
Your web ain't gonna protect you from a serious collar-grabbin'!
Let's kill those red things over there.
Super Seizure Warrior am I!
Nighty-night!
Who wants some?
How 'bout you?
Oopsy-daisy!
Bored now. Let's see if we can find another area to depopulate.
This looks promising.
WTF is this blue wall thing?!
Time for some BSDM, bitches!
Kinky.
So you're the dominatrix here, eh?
Time for some collar-grabbin, then!
The bigger they are; the harder they fall.
It's time to go up the stairs.
Another respawn point.
WTF?! Why can't I open the door?
I wonder . . .
Sweet!
I kill some more red things and get some loot.
I find another lever in the north-western part of the level.
This is just a shot of me looking awesome.
WTF is that?!
This tiger thing is hard!
Eat flames, tiger thing!
I'm not feeling too good!
Eventually, the tiger thing collapses, and I pull the lever to open more of the level.
I ain't fightin' another tiger thing, so I just run to the lever and then high-tail it outta there.
This looks like a boss monster.
Even though the faggy HUD is in the way, my awesomeness shines through. I then kill it and get some loot.
I have to identify this shit? Lame!
Pretty good.
Alright. It's time to take the portal outta here.
I have to admit: this game is shaping up to be A LOT better than the faggy first one.