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In Progress Let's Play Myth 3: The Wolf Age
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Baron Dupek
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Finally, there will be more blood, in 3D.
You have my bow.
You have my bow.
I'll die for you, if need be, commander. 
grudgebringer
Guest
Yeah, count me in. It's better to die for the Emperor than live for yourself.
Ivar the Boner
Arcane
Mission 8 – Battle to Myrgard
Our mission is to isolate, and kill as many ghols as humanely possible.
Leader of this expedition is Nevill. Pioneer of flaming shit chucking and ghol exploder extraordinaire.
Among Heron Guard protecting Nevill, we can find Night Goat.
And Azira.
Rest of the Heron Guards shall remain nameless.
We have first contact with Ghol forces. Let's prepare.
Nevill steps up, ready to throw his molotov, while Heron Guard assume defensive position.
Let the assploding commence.
Only one Ghol assploded. Nevill, I'm dissapoint.
No matter, Azira and Night Goat will deal with the rest.
More Ghols coming.
This time it's just a small group. Nevill should be able to deal with them.
Or not. His molotov didn't explode.
Nevill has a bad day and Heron Guard has to correct his mistakes.
Some Wights came out of the water. We don't have any archers so Nevill has to deal with them. It's risky, but we don't have any other choice.
KABOOM!
Unfortunately Nevill got hit by a Wight shrapnel.
Azira will quickly heal him and we can continue Ghol hunting.
After bit of aimless exploration we've stumbled upon the enemy.
Also, reinforcements has arrived. We don't have the time to check on them because Nevill's pioneers are being flanked by Ghols.
We quickly turn around, and prepare to defend ourselves.
SPLAT!
Now the Heron Guard will kill remaining Ghols.
Now we are being chased by large group of Wights. We have to retreat to our reinforcements since using molotov on such a large group would be a suicide for Nevill.
There is Ghol priest among the Wights.
Dorfs hate the Ghols so it's to much of a temptetion for Nevill.
So he assplodes the priest and we can continue our tactical retreat.
We have to make our way to our reinforcements, since they have archers.
Warlock Storyfag is leading our reinforcements. He brought...
MotherMachinae the archer.
Darth Roxor the warrior.
And Grudgebringer, also a warrior.
We order MoM's archers to prepare for the incoming Wights.
Open fire!
10/10 Citizen Kane of Explosions.
Now we can continue our hunt.
More fools coming, but with Storyfag's reinforcements we are ready to deal with anything.
SPLAT!
Another wave.
Didn't do any better than the first one.
Now let's deal with the third wave.
SPLAT!
Now we have more Wights. We order MoM to deal with them.
Wights are no more, and we can assplode more Ghols without fear of getting buttfucked by wights.
That's a job for Nevill. Warlocks are overkill for bunch of Ghols.
After this short delay, we continue looking for the rest of Ghol's army.
Assploding small ghol groups on our way.
We've finally spotted main body of Ghol's army.
Everyone was told to get in formation and prepare to defende while Ten Cloud Moon Shadow was oredered to lure Ghols into our line.
Ten Cloud Moon Shadow's tongue cut Ghols like a knife. And they prepared to attacked us.
LET THE BARBECUE BEGIN!
They managed to get through our wall of fire and exploding shit. I trust in our warriors strength, they could easily deal with couple of oversized monkeys. But...
One surviving Monkey priest used his monkey magic on us.
Screams of dying Llancarfan soldiers echoes through the hills.
Our warriors were completely obliterated and we got flanked by more Ghols. Fortunately, Storyfag is still alive.
Ghol priest used more monkey magic and MoM and Nevill died horrible death.
Storyfag had no other choice and nuked whole battlefield, friends and foes alike. Storyfag was only codexer that survived this slaughter, but Ghol's army is in full retreat.
Well, that went to fucking shit pretty quick.
Our mission is to isolate, and kill as many ghols as humanely possible.
Leader of this expedition is Nevill. Pioneer of flaming shit chucking and ghol exploder extraordinaire.
Among Heron Guard protecting Nevill, we can find Night Goat.
And Azira.
Rest of the Heron Guards shall remain nameless.
We have first contact with Ghol forces. Let's prepare.
Nevill steps up, ready to throw his molotov, while Heron Guard assume defensive position.
Let the assploding commence.
Only one Ghol assploded. Nevill, I'm dissapoint.
No matter, Azira and Night Goat will deal with the rest.
More Ghols coming.
This time it's just a small group. Nevill should be able to deal with them.
Or not. His molotov didn't explode.
Nevill has a bad day and Heron Guard has to correct his mistakes.
Some Wights came out of the water. We don't have any archers so Nevill has to deal with them. It's risky, but we don't have any other choice.
KABOOM!
Unfortunately Nevill got hit by a Wight shrapnel.
Azira will quickly heal him and we can continue Ghol hunting.
After bit of aimless exploration we've stumbled upon the enemy.
Also, reinforcements has arrived. We don't have the time to check on them because Nevill's pioneers are being flanked by Ghols.
We quickly turn around, and prepare to defend ourselves.
SPLAT!
Now the Heron Guard will kill remaining Ghols.
Now we are being chased by large group of Wights. We have to retreat to our reinforcements since using molotov on such a large group would be a suicide for Nevill.
There is Ghol priest among the Wights.
Dorfs hate the Ghols so it's to much of a temptetion for Nevill.
So he assplodes the priest and we can continue our tactical retreat.
We have to make our way to our reinforcements, since they have archers.
Warlock Storyfag is leading our reinforcements. He brought...
MotherMachinae the archer.
Darth Roxor the warrior.
And Grudgebringer, also a warrior.
We order MoM's archers to prepare for the incoming Wights.
Open fire!
10/10 Citizen Kane of Explosions.
Now we can continue our hunt.
More fools coming, but with Storyfag's reinforcements we are ready to deal with anything.
SPLAT!
Another wave.
Didn't do any better than the first one.
Now let's deal with the third wave.
SPLAT!
Now we have more Wights. We order MoM to deal with them.
Wights are no more, and we can assplode more Ghols without fear of getting buttfucked by wights.
That's a job for Nevill. Warlocks are overkill for bunch of Ghols.
After this short delay, we continue looking for the rest of Ghol's army.
Assploding small ghol groups on our way.
We've finally spotted main body of Ghol's army.
Everyone was told to get in formation and prepare to defende while Ten Cloud Moon Shadow was oredered to lure Ghols into our line.
Ten Cloud Moon Shadow's tongue cut Ghols like a knife. And they prepared to attacked us.
LET THE BARBECUE BEGIN!
They managed to get through our wall of fire and exploding shit. I trust in our warriors strength, they could easily deal with couple of oversized monkeys. But...
One surviving Monkey priest used his monkey magic on us.
Screams of dying Llancarfan soldiers echoes through the hills.
Our warriors were completely obliterated and we got flanked by more Ghols. Fortunately, Storyfag is still alive.
Ghol priest used more monkey magic and MoM and Nevill died horrible death.
Storyfag had no other choice and nuked whole battlefield, friends and foes alike. Storyfag was only codexer that survived this slaughter, but Ghol's army is in full retreat.
Well, that went to fucking shit pretty quick.
Ivar the Boner
Arcane
Dorfs come in two variants in this game - shit chucking and shit slashing. Which one you prefere?
I'll die as many times as you want. No preference to which role to fill.
Baron Dupek
Arcane
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Best last stand I've seen awhile, with mushrooms on the horizon and else.
I don't remember bowman here so I pick role of dwarf slasher.
I don't remember bowman here so I pick role of dwarf slasher.
I volunteer once again for the role of cannon fodder. My name is Legion! :kwafuckyeah:
Holy shit, I nuked all. It almost makes up for you not allowing me to be a Trow. MOAR 
Cassidy
Arcane
Heron guard plz.
Shit-chucking, of course.
Ivar the Boner
Arcane
Since the end of mission 8 game keeps crashing every 30-60 seconds. I tried reinstalling, starting a new game, trying different saves, compatibility modes etc. Nothing helped and games is completely unplayable as of now. So this LP is on hold untill I find a way to fix this piece of shit of a game 
Baron Dupek
Arcane
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Not again...
EDIT: do you use some Magma Patch or what was that unnoficial fix? Myth1 and 2 have it, maybe Myth3 also get it?
EDIT: do you use some Magma Patch or what was that unnoficial fix? Myth1 and 2 have it, maybe Myth3 also get it?
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Ivar the Boner
Arcane
I think I fixed it with my slav magic...
Ivar the Boner
Arcane
Mission 9 – The Gates of Myrgard
MotherMachinae, stout dwarven axe-men and leader of Myrgard defenders battalion is here to make his last stand.
Aeschylus is dorf in charge of whole defense. He is a hero to his people and a tactical genius.
First thing Aeschylus does is ordering EVERYONE to fall back to Myrgard gate. Getting surrounded is for bitches and dorfs ain't no bitches.
INCOMING!
We had to stop our tactical retreat to intercept attackers.
Bobardiers did what they can. Now we order MoM's finest to charge the Ghols while rest of dorfs falls back to the gate.
Fall back to the gate. We will stop them.
Then Aeschylus order other dorfen bombardiers to take position near the wall surrounding main gate.
They will harass marauding Ghols and protect the walls from destruction.
Then we all regroup near the gate.
Everything's ready and we are prepared for the worst.
Small group of ghols tried to rush us with wight piecies before main ghol army arrives. Fortunately, Aeschylus took care of them.
Now we have to deal with main attack.
SPLATTING everywhere.
And axe-dorfs will deal with the rest.
Meanwhile, near the northern wall one of our harraser dorf was hit with ghol priest spell.
And killed.
Fortunately, center is doing great.
But they are getting slowly swarmed by ghols.
One of our molotov-dorf died in resulting chaos.
Ghols punched a hole in the southern wall and we are getting flanked in the center.
And more ghols are flooding through the main entrance.
Aeschylus failed to stop the ghols attack and our axe-dorfs will receive wight pieces in the face.
Everyone, charge! There is too many of them, Aeschylus. Requesting molotov bombardment on our position!
We had to keep exploding ghol brutes even though it means a lot of friendly fire.
Fortunately, MoM managed to get the situation under control.
Ghols priests are coming through the main entrance. Aeschylus has to take care of them ASAP.
If he won't kill all the priests, we are all dead.
Fortunately luck smiled to us today.
Meanwhile, large group of Ghols broke through the southern wall.
And we've found ourselves completely surrounded.
That's it. Prepare to defend the gate to the last dorf!
Allright men. Dwarfs are done for but we have to retake the gates!
Aeschylus – last remaning dwarf ner the gate, is getting chopped to pieces by ghols.
Hey, but I'm still alive!
Cassidy quickly groups Lllancarfan soldiers together and they prepare to retake the gates of Myrgard.
Ghols finished chopping Aeschylus and now they attack Cassidy.
Unfortunately they had Priests and one of them managed to cast his destructive spell right in the middle of Cassidy's forces.
Not all is lost those, since priest missed the Heron Guard.
Warriors are all dead but Heron Guard are ready to chop priests to pieces.
That's all what is left of Cassidy's forces – 4 Heron Guard and 2 archers.
There is also Brondolf on the wall. He will provide support and keep our back safe.
BOOM!
WEEEEEE!
Allright men. I don't care how many of us is left. We have rout the Ghols.
Then we proceeded to shoot isolates ghols with our two remaning archers. It's cheesy as fuck but fuck playing legit on legendary.
We've done it! They are retreating!
MotherMachinae, stout dwarven axe-men and leader of Myrgard defenders battalion is here to make his last stand.
Aeschylus is dorf in charge of whole defense. He is a hero to his people and a tactical genius.
First thing Aeschylus does is ordering EVERYONE to fall back to Myrgard gate. Getting surrounded is for bitches and dorfs ain't no bitches.
INCOMING!
We had to stop our tactical retreat to intercept attackers.
Bobardiers did what they can. Now we order MoM's finest to charge the Ghols while rest of dorfs falls back to the gate.
Fall back to the gate. We will stop them.
Then Aeschylus order other dorfen bombardiers to take position near the wall surrounding main gate.
They will harass marauding Ghols and protect the walls from destruction.
Then we all regroup near the gate.
Everything's ready and we are prepared for the worst.
Small group of ghols tried to rush us with wight piecies before main ghol army arrives. Fortunately, Aeschylus took care of them.
Now we have to deal with main attack.
SPLATTING everywhere.
And axe-dorfs will deal with the rest.
Meanwhile, near the northern wall one of our harraser dorf was hit with ghol priest spell.
And killed.
Fortunately, center is doing great.
But they are getting slowly swarmed by ghols.
One of our molotov-dorf died in resulting chaos.
Ghols punched a hole in the southern wall and we are getting flanked in the center.
And more ghols are flooding through the main entrance.
Aeschylus failed to stop the ghols attack and our axe-dorfs will receive wight pieces in the face.
Everyone, charge! There is too many of them, Aeschylus. Requesting molotov bombardment on our position!
We had to keep exploding ghol brutes even though it means a lot of friendly fire.
Fortunately, MoM managed to get the situation under control.
Ghols priests are coming through the main entrance. Aeschylus has to take care of them ASAP.
If he won't kill all the priests, we are all dead.
Fortunately luck smiled to us today.
Meanwhile, large group of Ghols broke through the southern wall.
And we've found ourselves completely surrounded.
That's it. Prepare to defend the gate to the last dorf!
Allright men. Dwarfs are done for but we have to retake the gates!
Aeschylus – last remaning dwarf ner the gate, is getting chopped to pieces by ghols.
Hey, but I'm still alive!
Cassidy quickly groups Lllancarfan soldiers together and they prepare to retake the gates of Myrgard.
Ghols finished chopping Aeschylus and now they attack Cassidy.
Unfortunately they had Priests and one of them managed to cast his destructive spell right in the middle of Cassidy's forces.
Not all is lost those, since priest missed the Heron Guard.
Warriors are all dead but Heron Guard are ready to chop priests to pieces.
That's all what is left of Cassidy's forces – 4 Heron Guard and 2 archers.
There is also Brondolf on the wall. He will provide support and keep our back safe.
BOOM!
WEEEEEE!
Allright men. I don't care how many of us is left. We have rout the Ghols.
Then we proceeded to shoot isolates ghols with our two remaning archers. It's cheesy as fuck but fuck playing legit on legendary.
We've done it! They are retreating!
Baron Dupek
Arcane
- Joined
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Now that's some meat for bigos, har har.
Ivar the Boner
Arcane
Slav magic backfired on me. Yesterday I spilled wódka on my laptop and it done broke. Recovering files from it as we speak
I didn't notice my death in Mission 8, but I'm guessing it happened because I'm not in the last update. I volunteer to be reincarnated, as whatever.
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