Cassidy
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Let's play Liberal Crime Squad (Premature End by GOP's bug)
- Thread starter Cassidy
- Start date
Furious Flaming Faggot
Educated
There's no "Other" sex?
First Name: Kingcomrade
Last Name: Jones
Thus begins the legend of Kingcomrade Jones, Arch-Faggot of the Multikult Squad!
First Name: Kingcomrade
Last Name: Jones
Thus begins the legend of Kingcomrade Jones, Arch-Faggot of the Multikult Squad!
Re: Let's play the Liberal Crime Squad (Choose a leader)
Looking forward to this.
Props to your for sticking to the credo of the game. Direct democracy!
Cops?
Go with the wanker above me, he's already got a suitable codename.
Looking forward to this.
Cassidy said:
Props to your for sticking to the credo of the game. Direct democracy!
Cops?
Go with the wanker above me, he's already got a suitable codename.
Edward_R_Murrow
Arcane
Totally a prequel to ITZCOM. Go Trash go.
Anyway, can you still go the 10 hackers in their mom's basement route? It's been a long while since I've played this. That would certainly be the most realistic Codexian way.
Anyway, can you still go the 10 hackers in their mom's basement route? It's been a long while since I've played this. That would certainly be the most realistic Codexian way.
Admiral jimbob
gay as all hell
First name: Hugh
Last name: Ergame
Squad name: The Warriors of Diversity
Motto: MY BONER LOOKS DOWN UPON EARTH IS IT GOD
Last name: Ergame
Squad name: The Warriors of Diversity
Motto: MY BONER LOOKS DOWN UPON EARTH IS IT GOD
Zomg
Arbiter
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The whole idea of a CCS makes me not want to try the post-Tarn version, it just reeks of sloppy moderate fantasies about political symmetry (like listening to an 18 year old say the Nazis and Communists were really the same man) and I wonder how much of the rest of the game they fucked up.
Edward_R_Murrow
Arcane
I don't get the CCS feature at all. Did it just replace the police, Klan, and Neo-Nazi raids on your base(s) in the early builds? What is the actual gameplay impact?
Cassidy
Arcane
Edward_R_Murrow said:
I dunno. This is pretty much a blind LP, but I hope it goes together with those raids. The CCS also supposedly change national policies further and further to conservatism, and only show up after the LCS has gained enough publicity with their acts under normal settings.
I haven't started the game at all, so if you'd rather I play without it, just say it and I will.
Playing only the best isn't the point of LPs in any case. I never played the original, neither this so I'll have to count on what people who played the original for evaluating the differences themselves, and maybe sharing their opinion here. Open-source is a big double-edged knife when it comes to games with heavy political themes.
Hey Cassidy, nice!! A new LP.. I will enjoy this.
Whut, I am the only one that voted for sheek
.
Whut, I am the only one that voted for sheek
.
oldmanpaco
Master of Siestas
We only have one Liberal Sodomite and I voted for him.
GarfunkeL
Racism Expert
Edward_R_Murrow said:
RAINBOW PATROL - "For the Greater Good!"
Zomg
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Squad name: Da bum squad
Motto: Liberate your anus!
Motto: Liberate your anus!
Cassidy
Arcane
It is quite clear. Apparently most Codexers who browsed this thread and voted prefer to not resort to irony on regards of who should earn the title of glorious founder of the Diversity Enrichment Squad, and have thus Trash, the Dutch liberal sodomite shall be the one to bring decline to America, and I'll see if I can rename the Conservative Crime Squad's leader name to sheek.
This update will feature a two-level vote system. One simpler level with a more generic option and one more detailed option that is a subset of the former, and is optional. I'll explain it better at the end of this update.
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Dawn of Diversity
What the fuck is this shit? Why can't I put a proper name there? Let's roll out with it and wait if later the real name can be given to the last bastion of liberalism. Meanwhile, for the lulz, stick with Ronald Reagan founder of the Liberal Crime Squad. However, this is nothing but a codename for a Dutch known as Trash, whose very impressive, engaging and successful life history will now be told:
Being a Dutch, Trash always felt that white guilt particularly about the apartheid, and perhaps it is just a coincidence he was born on the same day the very important black leader Desmond Tutu earned the Nobel Peace Prize for his struggle against it and in favor of multikult.
Lack of proper education is the seed for the formation of a degenerate and hedonistic generation that gives no shit about honor, common decency and tradition, struggling only to fulfill their own selfish desires and even secretly wishing the end of Western Civilization. Thus no coincidence that, long before the dark age of Kwa', Trash was raised in a very permissive environment.
Devoid of points of reference on how to behave properly and turned into a totally self-centered perspective, the liberal champion accidentally became the school's crown during his first years at it, until his actions caused enough disruption to draw the attention of the conservative school principal, who then proceeded to become the first person to have punished Trash for his actions. It is believed this moment was critical in the formation of the liberal.
Sex Education Sodomy on the other hand was something Trash learned quite early in his life, in an experience that would mark forever his ways: his family broke apart, and his mother had it with the lawyer during the divorce, something he accidentally witnessed. With this as the only frame of reference he had, the liberal grew up closer to the ultimate liberal.
During his teens, he had his first time with drugs. He still doesn't remember what exactly happened during that night. Perhaps it is better this way. In a short time he couldn't afford his addiction through only welfare checks and lunch money.
Which drove him to become, for a short while, an unsuccessful carjacker. His first try ended really bad, and it was pure luck he didn't get caught. He needed a better idea to keep his funds high for buying drugs.
Thus he started to get other degenerates to support him, something which greatly contributed to his persuasion skills. But it didn't work, and after a while he got on crack, and crackheads will do anything for crack.
Anything. And of course, during a terrible withdrawal, people won't discriminate against same-gender customers.
Fortunately, by the time he was an adult, he gained some degree of self-control and was no longer utterly enslaved to the drugs. It was then that, in a typical degenerate party, he met a lawyer who he rapidly ended dating. As expected from sodomite parties, however, never trust something that looks perfectly like a woman to be definitively a woman. However, this doubt will not be answered so soon.
Then events changed forever the life of Trash. A steamroll of dominionist, authoritarian and conservative governments brought America, through a slippery slope, into something that just needed to formally tear down the Constitution to be considered a fascist dictatorship. The sodomite parties were gone, replaced now by America's Youth, or as hushed voices whisper: AmeriKKKajurgend. Many of his friends simply disappeared, and there was fear, because it was obvious some kind of secret police was operating over the entire country. Every principle regarding liberty established upon the foundation of Kwanzania was broken by this batch of arch-conservatism, and the time to attempt preventing the worse was drawing to an end.
One end: a Neanderthal boot stomping a manboon face, forever.
Also Trash is Trash, not Ronald Reagan.
Action had to be taken soon, lest no more freedom would exist, and Liberalism, hah, even less. Quickly Trash became an engaged political activist, until the crackdowns on any form of manifestation began:
In this age of darkness, more than just defenders of liberalism, the Diversity Squad are patriotic freedom fighters against a clearly fascist dictatorship that is on the verge of total success. Ironic that after all the scare on commies and all, the greatest threat to America, have always been an inside enemy, one that enacted policies that just a few years ago would be deemed unthinkable and that go against all ideals of democracy and liberty:
And as if those policies of the so-called "New American Century" weren't fascist and tyrannical enough, there were three more very concerning issues that led to corruption of unbelievable scale, war, death, terror, fear and the same kind of sensation a person living in BEST KOREA has:
Of course, for the likes of nomask7 a list like this is a huge incline... but they are a minority and alienated about how it truly feels living under the jackboots of corporate fascism.
To face such a grim, tyrannical America where dissenters are shot on sight, the glorious Warriors of Diversity must bear a fitting motto, one that denotes everlasting strength, flexibility, courage and determination. Thus the choice was made:
But there were other things yet for Trash to decide. There was no second to waste, for America already stood at the doorstep of fascism. Technically the Constitution, although utterly raped and violated in reality, still formally existed, and until it did so, there was yet some hope left. Yet the fascists are pressing hardly to erase the democratic constitution and replace it with a fascist one, and they have a clear majority all over the government. Alone, Trash can achieve little, thus he must find allies, or if necessary, convert people to the cause.
There are four different areas to choose to go at, actually five but one of them can only be safely reached by car, and Trash doesn't have one yet. Where should the last hope of liberalism and of a New Multikult Dawn of Free America start?
And perhaps, which location within the chosen area should be taken, as shown in the list below?
Downtown:
a) Police Station
b) Halls of Ultimate Judgment
c) Fireman HQ
d) Cable News Station
e) AM Radio Station
f) Eubanks Apartments
g) Nakagawa Apartments
h) The Tetley Gentlemen's Club
i) Caffeine Cup Latte Stand
Commercial Center:
a) Purcell Pawn & Gun
b) The Oubliette
c) Ken Ulmer's Used Cars
d) Cole's Department Store
University District:
a) Orlando Apartments
b) The University Hospital
c) The Free Clinic
d) Macgyver Genetics
e) Wendt Cosmetics
f) Broccoli Forest Vegan Co-op
g) Natural Methods Juice Bar
h) Electric Pixie Internet Cafe
i) Falco Park
Industrial District:
a) Homeless Shelter (Safe House)
b) Old Thomson Steel Plant (Safe House)
c) Old Raskin Drill Factory (Safe House)
d) Spasov St. Housing Projects (Current Location): At the moment there is no reason to decide taking one of these.
e) Aluminum Factory
f) Plastic Factory
g) Queen Garment Makers
h) Hewson St. Crack House
To explain it, the first option is the primary one. However, if you wish, you can also choose a specific location within the area to vote for by posting only the first choice capitalized, followed by the local you want. For example, supposing you want to go to the Aluminum factory, you'd post D-e. If you don't care and just want to choose the area, then instead you'd post D only. As for which will be chosen, the local with most votes within the voted overall area will be taken.
Vote now! For a Liberal free tomorrow!
This update will feature a two-level vote system. One simpler level with a more generic option and one more detailed option that is a subset of the former, and is optional. I'll explain it better at the end of this update.
===================
Dawn of Diversity
What the fuck is this shit? Why can't I put a proper name there? Let's roll out with it and wait if later the real name can be given to the last bastion of liberalism. Meanwhile, for the lulz, stick with Ronald Reagan founder of the Liberal Crime Squad. However, this is nothing but a codename for a Dutch known as Trash, whose very impressive, engaging and successful life history will now be told:
Being a Dutch, Trash always felt that white guilt particularly about the apartheid, and perhaps it is just a coincidence he was born on the same day the very important black leader Desmond Tutu earned the Nobel Peace Prize for his struggle against it and in favor of multikult.
Lack of proper education is the seed for the formation of a degenerate and hedonistic generation that gives no shit about honor, common decency and tradition, struggling only to fulfill their own selfish desires and even secretly wishing the end of Western Civilization. Thus no coincidence that, long before the dark age of Kwa', Trash was raised in a very permissive environment.
Devoid of points of reference on how to behave properly and turned into a totally self-centered perspective, the liberal champion accidentally became the school's crown during his first years at it, until his actions caused enough disruption to draw the attention of the conservative school principal, who then proceeded to become the first person to have punished Trash for his actions. It is believed this moment was critical in the formation of the liberal.
During his teens, he had his first time with drugs. He still doesn't remember what exactly happened during that night. Perhaps it is better this way. In a short time he couldn't afford his addiction through only welfare checks and lunch money.
Which drove him to become, for a short while, an unsuccessful carjacker. His first try ended really bad, and it was pure luck he didn't get caught. He needed a better idea to keep his funds high for buying drugs.
Thus he started to get other degenerates to support him, something which greatly contributed to his persuasion skills. But it didn't work, and after a while he got on crack, and crackheads will do anything for crack.
Anything. And of course, during a terrible withdrawal, people won't discriminate against same-gender customers.
Fortunately, by the time he was an adult, he gained some degree of self-control and was no longer utterly enslaved to the drugs. It was then that, in a typical degenerate party, he met a lawyer who he rapidly ended dating. As expected from sodomite parties, however, never trust something that looks perfectly like a woman to be definitively a woman. However, this doubt will not be answered so soon.
Then events changed forever the life of Trash. A steamroll of dominionist, authoritarian and conservative governments brought America, through a slippery slope, into something that just needed to formally tear down the Constitution to be considered a fascist dictatorship. The sodomite parties were gone, replaced now by America's Youth, or as hushed voices whisper: AmeriKKKajurgend. Many of his friends simply disappeared, and there was fear, because it was obvious some kind of secret police was operating over the entire country. Every principle regarding liberty established upon the foundation of Kwanzania was broken by this batch of arch-conservatism, and the time to attempt preventing the worse was drawing to an end.
One end: a Neanderthal boot stomping a manboon face, forever.
Also Trash is Trash, not Ronald Reagan.
Action had to be taken soon, lest no more freedom would exist, and Liberalism, hah, even less. Quickly Trash became an engaged political activist, until the crackdowns on any form of manifestation began:
In this age of darkness, more than just defenders of liberalism, the Diversity Squad are patriotic freedom fighters against a clearly fascist dictatorship that is on the verge of total success. Ironic that after all the scare on commies and all, the greatest threat to America, have always been an inside enemy, one that enacted policies that just a few years ago would be deemed unthinkable and that go against all ideals of democracy and liberty:
And as if those policies of the so-called "New American Century" weren't fascist and tyrannical enough, there were three more very concerning issues that led to corruption of unbelievable scale, war, death, terror, fear and the same kind of sensation a person living in BEST KOREA has:
- Virtually no ethics restrictions exist on political officeholders.
- Ballooning military boondoggles are utterly out of control.
- Military and intelligence interrogators regularly engage in torture.
Of course, for the likes of nomask7 a list like this is a huge incline... but they are a minority and alienated about how it truly feels living under the jackboots of corporate fascism.
To face such a grim, tyrannical America where dissenters are shot on sight, the glorious Warriors of Diversity must bear a fitting motto, one that denotes everlasting strength, flexibility, courage and determination. Thus the choice was made:
But there were other things yet for Trash to decide. There was no second to waste, for America already stood at the doorstep of fascism. Technically the Constitution, although utterly raped and violated in reality, still formally existed, and until it did so, there was yet some hope left. Yet the fascists are pressing hardly to erase the democratic constitution and replace it with a fascist one, and they have a clear majority all over the government. Alone, Trash can achieve little, thus he must find allies, or if necessary, convert people to the cause.
There are four different areas to choose to go at, actually five but one of them can only be safely reached by car, and Trash doesn't have one yet. Where should the last hope of liberalism and of a New Multikult Dawn of Free America start?
And perhaps, which location within the chosen area should be taken, as shown in the list below?
Downtown:
a) Police Station
b) Halls of Ultimate Judgment
c) Fireman HQ
d) Cable News Station
e) AM Radio Station
f) Eubanks Apartments
g) Nakagawa Apartments
h) The Tetley Gentlemen's Club
i) Caffeine Cup Latte Stand
Commercial Center:
a) Purcell Pawn & Gun
b) The Oubliette
c) Ken Ulmer's Used Cars
d) Cole's Department Store
University District:
a) Orlando Apartments
b) The University Hospital
c) The Free Clinic
d) Macgyver Genetics
e) Wendt Cosmetics
f) Broccoli Forest Vegan Co-op
g) Natural Methods Juice Bar
h) Electric Pixie Internet Cafe
i) Falco Park
Industrial District:
b) Old Thomson Steel Plant (Safe House)
c) Old Raskin Drill Factory (Safe House)
d) Spasov St. Housing Projects (Current Location)
e) Aluminum Factory
f) Plastic Factory
g) Queen Garment Makers
h) Hewson St. Crack House
To explain it, the first option is the primary one. However, if you wish, you can also choose a specific location within the area to vote for by posting only the first choice capitalized, followed by the local you want. For example, supposing you want to go to the Aluminum factory, you'd post D-e. If you don't care and just want to choose the area, then instead you'd post D only. As for which will be chosen, the local with most votes within the voted overall area will be taken.
Vote now! For a Liberal free tomorrow!
Any good revolution starts with the salt of the earth. Go to sector D and recruit the downthrodden industrial
workers, comrade.
workers, comrade.
Vaarna_Aarne
Notorious Internet Vandal
D-h
inb4
inb4
Trash
Pointing and laughing.
Sorry, did I miss anything during my routine flag burning? Oh goody, a crack house.
GarfunkeL
Racism Expert
C - f) Broccoli Forest Vegan Co-op
to recruit allies!
to recruit allies!
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