Let's Play Knight of Xentar! 640x400 Sex Pixels! (NSFW)

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This is a very nostalgic RPG for me. It's my first JRPG with lots of unexpected content. I was only 12 years old and I was staying overnight at Uncle Allen's place on weekends to enjoy awesome PC games with CD ROM Drive like Monkey Island and Doom. I was very familiar with anime at that time, but nothing could prepare me for Knights of Xentar.

Theintro sets the mood.
And all the full voice. Such a sweet beautiful voice with pixels to go along with it.

And plot-wise, it's a crap-shoot. I have no idea wtf is going on then and still am lost now. I remember the manual had a backstory written in it, explaining what happened in Dragon Knight 2. But who cares, we're here to vanquish evil in RPG style.

I do not have the CD with me and had to settle with the non-speech version. Megatech is defunct after importing Japanese Hentai games of all sorts of shapes and sizes. I don't know why they think it'll sell but I'll be damned if it wasn't something awesome to share with your classmates when you're just barely hitting puberty.

With that out of the way, let's embark on our Journey!

Episode 01 : Let's get NAKED!




Fucking hell. Ten seconds into the game and we're already dead drunk. A most auspicious beginning. Western RPG devs should take note on how they should start their campaigns.

Brandy, grog, and fried pig gristle. Never again. At least not in the same glass.

When I was 12, I used to wonder what IS Pig Gristle? Of course, there was no internet at that time, so I never discovered anything about it. Then when times are better and I gained access to yahoo, I couldn't stop using Yahoo to find 'Pamela Dean Anderson naked' so my curiosity of Pig Gristle was completely forgotten. Now, with Google, I know.



Eh...it's basically a skewered roast pork...I believe we call it 'Satay' in Singapore, dipped in peanut sauce for that awesome heavenly taste. Mouthwatering. I'm sorry, am I LP-ing? Oh yeah. Let's get back to it.

Let's see if I can find a cozy ditch to retch in.



Fucking shit, we're paralyzed by cutscene! Fucking pioneers of RPG Decline!



Give us your weapons and jewels or we'll carve our names on your backside.

Oh well, a tutorial fight while drunk? This should be good.

That's not very nice. It's a good thing for you I'm only permitted to draw my blade when facing the utmost in evil and not the epitome of ugliness.

Or maybe you can simply call it 'narrative restrictions', fuckers.

So, in other words, you're completely defenseless?

Yes. Um...I mean no.



Hey, what the fuck? We didn't get to fight? Bullshit!

---------------------------------------------------------------------------

You! Wake up!



Ah, Qui Gon to the rescue. Probably a mentor figure of some sort. JRPGs always have those, don't they?



(Intelligence) Ah, so I should use a sword?

Spare me your wisdom old man and bring me a bucket.

Ha! You've been unconscious for over a day. You should be grateful those brutes didn't kill you and my name is Larrouse not old man.

An entire day? Where did you find me?

A ditch. You see some rats were mistaking you for sausage and not even someone of your low intelligence deserves that. Now you must leave tihs town at once. They say, "He who stuffs fish with worms must fly like chicken hawk,"

No. I have no idea what it means.

What's that supposed to mean?

How should I know? If I was a wise man, would I have taken in some bleeding drunk and let him soil my good sheets? Ha!

Let me guess. That's a rethorical question. Got anything to eat?

You bet. Pig gristle marinated in gin! Whoopee!

Eh? What's with this game and pig gristle?



Looks like our hero had too much talking to handle.

Glad to see your manners rival your odor. By the way, how did such a scrawny guy messed with those thugs in the first place?

They said they wanted my jewels.

So you naturally refused.

I would've fought them if I could've drawn my sword.

Yeah 'if I could've'.

What sword?

The one I have right here. Hey! Where is it?

Oh, what a surprise! RPG cliche start, take notes developers. Get the player drunk and take away his sword. -10 to attack penalty is too high to overcome!

My guess is the bandits sold it to a weapons shop and used the cash for drink.

If I knew they were that evil, I would've drawn my blade. Stealing a man's sword is bad enough, but selling it for booze?!

So you lost your fancy pig-sticker. What's the big deal? You're lucky to be alive.

How am I going to explain this to Rolf?

Errr...Based on the intro, that's probably his pal. Or something.

Let me guess. It's his sword, right?

Well, sort of. There was this poker game. Hey! Is there a window open? I'm freezing. Oh, no! Not my armor too!

Wow. Nice start. Totally no equipment and gold. What a surprise.

You certainly weren't wearing any when I dragged you out of that ditch.

You mean I was?

Naked?

Didn't I say rats were about to have you for dinner?

Great. And I promised Rolf that I'd never lose the jewels.

Jewels?

Yeah, jewels. I should have sold them the minute I got them.

Well, perhaps there were no shops in the wilderness?

Rest here another day.

Are you kidding? We just started the game!

I can't stay here. I need to get the jewels back.

Uh...OK. What is so important about those things?

You didn't stand a chance with your armor and sword. What are you going to do now?

Just point me in their direction. I'll get them somehow.

Hold on! You're going out like THAT?!

Errr...whatever does he mean?

Thanks for pulling me out of the gutter, old man. Bye!

I checked the character status.


Yep. We're completely buck naked. Wonderful start. At least we're level 25. Let's find those bandits.

Walking around the town map is very similar to Final Fantasy. Just walk around and bump into people you want to talk to.


We're naked, so the townspeople react accordingly, just like Daggerfall.





Fuck it. Let's move along to the tavern. They must be drinking there.



We're in the right place!



Alright, alright, I'm moving. Geez.



I got a boner when I was 12.



I was like, "This is amazing."



"I'm totally staying over every weekend at Uncle Allen's place. Fuck the church!"



Uh, sure...let me just..

Leave her alone.

You're a fine one to talk. Put some clothes on. Get lost or you're next.

I'll take you all on barehanded.



Nice move, smarty pants. But you're buck naked and unarmed.

That's it. Let's finish him off, boys.

Sigh. At least I get to see porn before dying.



What the fuck just happened?

All right, my little boars. What should I do first: stuff you, carve you, or roast you?

This is complete BS. You were KO'ed without effort and then you kicked their asses while totally NAKED just by being sober?!!

We surrender!

I want my sword and jewels back.

Too late, we sold them.

Then buy them back!

Beating commences.



We'll get your jewels back, I swear.

You better, for your sake.

So..I assume they're leaving to get the jewels back, but....



And they ran. PATHETIC.

Wait! At least give me my underwear!



You have a sword?

A sword and clothing, and everything else befitting a hero of my stature- er, success. I also had a code of honor that screwed me out of my jewels.

Jewels? Little shiny things that people pay a lot of money for?

Errr...why did the dialogue get 10x stupid all the sudden.

That's right. Those buttheads took everything. Who are they, anyway?

Bandits from the west. They live on Mount Litmus where a great demon protects them. In exchange, they impregnate our women with his evil seed.

Wow. Hardcore.

The spawn of such couplings often do not reveal their true nature until their 19th Birthday, when they take a knife to their parents. But you saved me.

Has anyone tried anything? A constable? An exorcism?

Squalor Hollow is a small and poorly defended town. The land Baron, Don Frump, offers a large bounty to anyone who ends their raids. But even leaving the village is dangerous! The wilderness is filled with monsters.

Great. At this rate, I'm never going to get my sword nor jewels.

Don't despair. After all, you beat the bandits once. True, you'll also be facing monsters that will cut out your tongue, feed on your eyeballs and no, wait! That's not in the west...that's in the east..

OK! I get the point!

Oh, I'm sorry. Did I frighten you?

Grrrrr.

Heh. Down boy.

Anyway, I must return to my duties. Thank you, Mr...

Shepard.

What a delightful name! I think it means "duck with cherry sauce" in the land of northerners. No, it's "cat with lead feet."

God, what is wrong with the writers?!

Good-bye!





At least we got our first gold from this. Hmm, what to do next. We're still naked. Maybe Don Frump can get us started on the kill the bandit.

















Check all pots in the house, just like most JRPGs they contain loose change or treasures.



Then why don't you?

Sure, all I need to do is call my - all right, I'm too cheap to hire guards. Oh! My!

What is it now?

You're naked!



Very good, Don Frump. It took you this long to notice.

How dare he let a pervert into my house!

Frump, I'm here to help you.

Sorry, I prefer women.



No, I'm going to take care of those bandits who've been harassing you. They also stole my jewels!

You? How? Bludgeon them with your -

That joke's been done. No, I'll handle them just like I did in the tavern.

It's plain to see how successful you've been.

Well, um, they tricked me.

So how do you expect to defeat all of them in their hideout?

Barring any cutscene paralysis, I shouldn't have any issues...

I haven't got a cent to my name. I was hoping you'd help me.

Well I do have some used armor and a knife. I guess I could let you have them.

Well, it's better than nothing.

When you defeat the bandits, I'll pay you 200 sovereigns.

300!

300 minus the cost of the leather armor and the knife.

I'll take 100 if you get me my sword and armor back. The bandits sold them to one of the weapon stores.

And the jewels? Did they pawn those, too?

No, the bandits must still have them.

Their hideout is on Mt. Litmus. They enter town through the north road in spite of the barricade I built. I don't know how. Here! Now get out. I don't want to see you till the bandits are dead!



At fucking last~!



If you succeed, I'll give you your sword and armor, and oh, yes, your 100-sovereign reward. Heh, heh, ha ha ha!



Uh....OK. Let's see how long I can last in this game. Next Update: Combat and Non-Naked JRPG Action!

Fixed your link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XE8BY2JUOY

Thanks!

RK47 delivers as always!

:clap:

If you want, I can send you a link to the CD version of the game stored on 4shared.com (from Adventure Legends), just PM me...

after watching the youtube intro. I don't think i want to listen to it...


HALLLPPP.

WHAT A SWEET SWEET VOICE.



I don't remember it being SO BAD. Or maybe the Tits distracted me.

I remember this game too, when I was young I had, uuh.... "Great fun" with it.
Unfortunately I never managed to finish it, there was a place where several and very powerful midgets bludgeoned the protagonist to death

PS: What happened with the Star Trek lp?

I got bored of transcribing trek-talk, there really isn't much pulling me back to it. Consider it dead.

hahah, its been years since i played this.

also:

Chapter 02: Bhaalspawn is so unoriginal



Always, ALWAYS spend your money before leaving the safety of the town. As Uncle Allen always say, "Why the hell are you keeping your gold for? A Diamond-crusted coffin?! Buy them potions!"



Looks familiar! Overland travel is also the same as Final Fantasy, you just walk around and get random encounters.



Combat, unfortunately, is not as interactive as you might think. It's pretty much auto pilot. Most of the combat resolves itself. You can however, pop an item or cat magic / run away. It lacks involvement of any sort.



Starting enemy is pitifully weak, fortunately, and pose very little challenge to Lvl 25 Shepard. They don't scale to my level.



Bumbling around to find Mt. Litmus. Let's go!



Dungeon crawling time! First chest gives 10 sovereign.



The fights start to ramp up a bit inside. Woe be to any adventurers who come unprepared.



The gangbang starts to get intense. You can see Shepard starting to bleed more.







Fuck, time to pop a pot.



Once the potion runs out, and health is below 100. It's time to run away like a bitch.



I talked about combat involvement before. Pre-combat tactics can be setup for each character. Target strongest, weakest etc.


Also, setting of defense vs attack gauge. I don't have any solid numbers, just that the more you defend, the less you deal damage. At the moment I just want to turtle to the final room.



More escapes later, and we reach the chambers finally!



When I was 12, I walked straight to the dude without looting the chest. I'm not about to make the same mistake. Loot the chests first, drink all the pots they give and talk.



You are the leader of the bandits.

What the fuck. (Perception) much?

Who? Me? Boss of the Bandits?! Ha ha ha! I don't know whether to be flattered or injured.

INSULTED, you fucked up translators, INSULTED!

Don't try to fool me. I know who you are!

Can we just fight?

You do? I appear to you as a normal mortal like you think you are.

How do you know?

Sense. This dialogue does not make.

Easily. Just like I control men, and I control my form now, I'll control you some day. Now that I've brought you here, we can end the deception!



Woot WOOOT WOOOT WOOOOT



Alright. Boss fight!

My mother? What do you know about her?

Far more than you do. In fact, whose jewels you lost. Every step you take is carefully watched by our kind.

Why am I so important? And those jewels?

Gawd, does everyone have to spell it out for our hero or something? CHOSEN ONE. FFS!

Why? You truly do not know? That explains why your few thoughts are always nestled between your legs.

Shit, that's a nice translation work there.

That's none of your business.

Oh, yes it is. But don't fret. Everything is going just as planned. In fact, I could end it all here but the game is beginning to interest me.

What? C'mon. Fight !

Good-bye, I'll see you again. For now, consider the pillaging over.

WHAT?

Wait! You haven't told me anything! What about mom?

WHAT ABOUT THE BOSS FIGHT?!

My, for Heavenspawn, you are quite the fool. I grow bored. Leave my cave, now! WOO RAMS RACAM...NAJAH!

EEE-YAAAAGHHH!!

I have fond memories of this game as well

Protagonist is like proto-Rance iirc

keep it up man!

There can be only one TRUE Shepard:

Meh.

Cobra Mission was better.

Looks funny so far

The decline hits RK47!

No I kid.

RK47

That sonuvabitch! Let's chase after him!

A short trip later...



What are you doing here?

Frump's steward told me you were trying to get through the barricade.

Why?

He loves our marinated gristle. A few pieces of it and he's flying.

That doesn't answer the question at all.

Now shut up and listen. Take this magic medal. If you kiss it, time will stop for everyone except you but only for a few seconds.

....Uh...why do we need this again? Can't we just kill the mobs?

Now, kiss it and run through the barricade.

If you say so. *Kisses the medal*

So gullible.



Shit, it's a trap.



Fucking hell, did it just drain my Levels?!



Some hero you are! *Sierra Game Over Screen*. And so the developers 'character tutorial is over, and you start from level 1. With basic necessities given.



What? No more bandits? Excellent. I knew you could do it! I assume you want your sword. I have it. I sold it to a merchant up here and I came to reclaim it for you.

Um, this doesn't make any sense. They said the jewels are being sold here. And the sword wasn't even in Don's possession in the first place. Translation borked.

You're surprised? Remember, Don Frump always keeps his word. It's in the basement, follow me.

No, I'm just skeptical...especially...



Gee...nice basement.



Love the decorations. This can't be a trap.



OH GOD THAT CAUGHT ME TOTALLY BY SURPRISE WHEN I WAS 12! NOT!

Huh?

MY GOD EVEN RANCE IS 10X SMARTER THAN YOU

Take a look around you, warrior. This is your grave.

What's going on, Frump?

Nothing, you just forgot to breathe, dumbfuck.

This pathetic human is but a shell. I am Byrt, master of hatred!

MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE!



What did you do to me?!

.............he tricked you. Trapped you..and about to kill you.

Nothing. It was the medal you kissed. Its magic is poisonous to the spawn of Light!

Right, that's a big hint. Spawn of Light.

Now, I'm going to kill you and become the envy of all my dark brethren. What a pity you weren't more of a challenge. Oh, well.

Slay me now and I'll hunt you down through the Dark Dimensions.

Oooo, scary. NOT.

Petty threat. Like your impotent sword, it'll do no good. Huh? What is this light? It can't be! Not when I'm this close!

.......oh no....I wanted to abandon this LP...



Your ass is being saved.



Who are you?

The same demons that stole the Falcon Sword and the gems of Adriana trapped you here. But they shall not be victorious. Go, find the jewels. The jewels will lead you to the sword.

But who are you?

It's not important now. What you must know is that you will face far greater challenges than this. Fearsome foes that will not vanish in a beam of light. will try to devour your body and soul.

Are you telling me to level up?

Fear not, however, for thought I may not help, I will always be with you.

But...but you just threw that light at him to save Shepard. Wtf man?

Uh, thanks. I think.

Go and seek assistance. For there will be few friends you can trust.

That voice, I've heard it before. It's so sweet, so reassuring. Who are you? Why did you help me? Please, tell me!

Sigh. Get on with it.

(Perception) She's gone. She said I should find Rolf. But what answers can he provide?



Don't you remember? You were about to give me my sword when you suddenly turned into a demon.

I knew that girl my steward let up wasn't from Madame Wu's! She howled like a Banjee!

What the hell is a Banjee?

The demon covered us in red mist and brought us here! He threatened to peel off our skins. The village had no choice but to agree with his demands. But why? What is so important about you?

I don't know. What about my sword?

You really have 1 INT, do you?

The demon took it away.

Arrgh!

I don't have any money on me. Meet me back at my mansion. I'll pay you then.

Making our back to the first village is a challenge, since we're level one. We had to level up from scratch.

Let's explore this village first.



Some upgrades.


And finally..




Asshole.


So. let the grind begin.





Close call. Using item pauses the combat...enough time to swig a potion.



Once a high Knowledge % is achieved, I can set combat to automate based on Knowledge. And it really makes things go a lot better.



I'll see you tonight after grinding ten levels by killing monsters and resting in inns.

Awwww jea, find dem jewels allright.

I once got this as part of a pirated collection of games in a CD-R (back when you had to pay some people to burn you a copy, which would take an entire night) in Saudi Arabia. I must have been 7 years old at most.

More recently, my brother actually got an original boxed copy, just for nostalgia.

This was another game on the CD-R. I remember getting stuck in one fight when you were trying to rescue your girlfriend.

Hah, this translation is hilariously bad. And the story is usual bullshit it seems. Oh well, seems quite interesting anyway, at least to your 12 yo sel...

04 Toaru Majutsu no Codex



Hi guys! We're back with 10 levels and fully geared paper doll. Shep's good enough to survive a trip to the west!



I'm a little lost, so maybe some directions would be nice.



Dreadsden. Southwest, gotcha. Cobra refers to Cobra Mission another equally terribad hentai rpg they translated. I played it after Knights of Xentar. I could not finish it.



Finally! A town!



Oh no, not another brawl!







What?



I love Megatech's sense of humor. This isn't in the script. Definitely not. And more of this writing later. I wish more Bioware game would be like this instead of insisting on a serious atmosphere while peppering it with lame Alistair jokes.




OK, MJ. We no touch.



Damn straight, Shep. Let's spend some coin and resupply.



What is this shit?



WHAT A COINCIDENCE!



WELCOME!



UPDATED MY JOURNAL!



No shit. RUMOURS RUMOURS.



Fuck yes. We're going there later!



We bought a bronze helmet, a better shield and stuff.



I don't know what prostate means when I was 12.



Now I know.



Yes.



Updated my journal.



No shit.



Updated my journal.



Uh, what? Shep's tower?






Ha. Sure.



You got a point there!



Spot gives unlimited money. At 1 sov each. Lawl. Just kill shit and rest at inn. It's faster.



Hmmmmmmmmmm. Looks like this the spot. SIDEQUESTING TIME!



Why is it everywhere I go, there's always some damsel in distress?



CUMMING!



Oh look. A wolf...and a girl.



No, but I'm about to pwn him.



Wait...what the fuck, the wolf just spoke? And guess what? This is my first exposure to Bestiality at 12 by a Japanese-inclined Little Raped Riding Hood.

Apparently not. If you did, you'd have a flea collar.

Back off, man. I've got some serious teeth.

Pity, I forgot my newspaper.

Megatech's translation quality can be top notch at times, pretty volatile quality, but I really appreciate their originality. They really improvised a lot of dialogue, no fucking way the Japanese script was like this.

Keep it up, and I'll claw your throat out as soon as I savor some of this tasty morsel. She may be 22 but she's as tender as I like them.

Stop! You'll have to go through me first.

What, you want a taste too?

Yes!

Huh, what are you talking about?

Rance, you aint. :?

I see how you've been shifting. You've been swiveling your hips since you caught a glimpse of her pretty pink flesh. You can't stand seeing me dine first. Admit it!

I didn't say that! Stop putting thoughts in my mouth!

Or words in your mind? What's the matter, has the blood drained from your head? There wouldn't be that much blood transferred, would there?

Prepare to be turned into kibble!



Easy as pie. I didn't even have to drink a potion!



You don't scale to my level!



Nice! Stam Pots increase HP permanently!



MAI HEE-LO!

Oh, it wasn't anything any normal testosterone-bloated hero-type wouldn't have done.

I'm Clara. Who are you?

Who cares, let's fuck!

You live here alone?



With my grandmother. She went to town to buy some whipping cream. The wolf imitated my grandmother's voice. Then it attacked me!

Don't cry. The wolf is dead.

Thank you, if you ever come by this way again, you can rest here. Thank you, my little warrior.



Mmmmm. Tasty stamina potion! Let's bash a few mobs then take advantage of the free lodging, Shep!

A few battles later...



You can lie in my bed. Goodnight.

Thanks.

This is where Gaider gains his inspiration.



What?

I mean, I guess you must be if you're here.

I'm not too sleepy.



That's good because I have something to show you.

What?



I'm feeling a bit warm. How about you?

I recall locking the bedroom doors when this scene loaded when I was 12. It was 11 pm.

Well, a little.

You're sweating.

Am I? I hadn't noticed.

Why don't you take your clothes off?

Hey stop it! I've been fighting all day and I'm tired.

WHAT?

Hey! That's my rhinestone wedged between your bosom.

What?!

The wolf dropped it when he attacked me. Here, you have it.

I guess this is main quest related, huh?

Thank you.

OK TIME TO FUCK PLZ!



FUCK YES!




You shouldn't pose like that. What if I turned into a wolf?

That's the idea.

<---12 y.o





Ow! I said softly!

Make up your mind! Do you want it hard or soft?!



Oooh. Like that.

Well, enjoy it. Because it won't last long.

*SPLASH*



HAHAHAHAHAHA I LOST IT. COMPLETELY HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. WTF IS THIS GAME DOING?!

Is that it?

I'm afraid so.

Hey!

Huh?

Wake up!



Why?

Because.

Because what?

Because I love you.

:gaider:

Boy, all your other lovers must really suck.

Megatech's writers!







You can rest until dawn.

It's almost noon.

Great, I love midday sex!



Was that good for you? Gawd, this game's writing is awesome!

"he"? That wasn't a chick?

Also our hero really is beyond dumb as bricks. And a terrible lover. I dub him the anti-Rance.

Still

Oh god, the writing

Keep fighting the good fight, RK47

My gods, they certainly have taken some liberties in the translation. I've played Dragon Knight 1 & 2 and 4 in Japanese, they're quite different from this version... Takeru/Desmond is certainly no Rance (often he is more into food and a warm bed than getting laid...!). At least the occasional sex scene/nipple slip enhances the droll dungeon crawl of 1&2...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9x3G1b44OY

Dragon Knight 4 is probably the superior title in the series, being a tactical strategy game in the vein of Tactics Ogre. Unfortunately nobody ever bothered translating it.

05 ASSCHAPS!

I made use of Clara's place again as a free inn. But no sex.







Sweet.















:12-y-o-pride:

OK, let's resume heading to Phoenix. I head west and then south of Dreadsden.





OK. I rather get some upgrades from Coventry first rather than heading to Priscilla's place.



I am feeling stronger.





Oh. OK. Let's gather rumors!




Oh. MJ?




Errr.. OK.




That's a pity. Updated my journal.



Updated my journal. Could it be Priscilla's house?



Whoa. OK.




I found the Black Knight upstairs. Yeah, it's a he.


I actually challenged Tymm but he nearly ripped my head off! I'm hanging here for a while. By the way, I'm Arstein. Even though I'm dressed like a knight, I'm an apprentice magician. My tough clothes help make up for my lack of spells.

But won't it impede spell casting? Or D&D rule does not apply?

No offense but even if you are as tough as you look, I don't think you can handle Tymm. Rumor has it though that a Magic Mirror can destroy him instantly. It belongs to a girl named Priscilla. Get this, she apparently lives in a cookie house.



Sounds stupid, huh?

Stupid or not, it seems I must get that mirror if I want to get to Phoenix. Let's spend coins!









This guy is too tough to crack. Better run from him every time.



That's a cookie house? Really?



Oh, so quiet. No rape?



Oh, hi. Dwarves and..Snow White?!



Here it CUMS!



(Perception) check failed.















Again, (Perception) check failed.



Holy crap. My first bondage scene when I was 12. Snow White and the Bondage Dwarves.

It looks politically incorrect to me.

Was he asking your opinion?

Less talk, more action!

Maybe he wants to join us.

Take a number.

Get to the back of the line.



YEAH! I WANNA FUCK HER MYSELF!

Come on, boys. Let's eighty-six this loser.

Stupid dwarves! You obviously never fought with someone who fights like a true fairy! Uh, wait. Forget it.



Come get some, midgets!



Spam pots FTW!



Moar?



Victory!



Can you hand me that towel?

Who the hell are those dwarves?

They're my friends.

I'd hate to meet your enemies.



In a cave to the north lives the sorcerer Visel. He's a disgusting man. Every night, he'd come over and eat peanut butter and prune sandwiches while making me play with his teddy bear.

I'm not getting the mental image at all.

I couldn't stand it anymore. So one night I sent him away.

What does that have to do with the dwarves?

Visel cast a magic spell on them. You saw the results.

That's too bad.

Please! Once Visel discovers that he failed, he'll continue to strike back at me!

I see. What makes you think I can defeat him?

I don't think you stand a chance but I'm desperate.

Hhahaha, that's an insult, right?

Well, I appreciate your honesty but I don't mess with magical types.

I'll give you my treasure.

The McGuffin? Sure!

I've got plenty of treasure.

WHAT? What about the PLOT! Shep? Have you forgotten?!

You can have me.

Uh...that's nice but...

Done.

Wow. How did you grow up so fast?

Good! Here's what you need to do. Visel placed a magic barrier at the entrance to the cave. You'll need the Mystic Marble to get in. An old man living on the outskirts of Dreadsden has it.

I thought you were going to talk about us.

Oh well. Let's loot her place before going.





NICE basement!



Speed Plus Mixture! Awesome!



OKAY OKAY I get the hint. She won't even let me rest. GEEZ!

Look out for Visel's Dungeon Tonight and the REWARD SCENE!