Let's Play Hitomi: My Stepsister (NSFWLF) (Genma's Turn)

[Brother None]

Man that crab sandwich scene was friggin' weird. I think they could make a horror film out of that crab sandwich.

Awesome stuff, Genma, but any chance you'll save your screens as JPGs instead of PNGs? It seems a bit pointless to have half-a-meg-a-head images in a let's play.

 

[Genma:TheDestroyer]

Man that crab sandwich scene was friggin' weird. I think they could make a horror film out of that crab sandwich.

Awesome stuff, Genma, but any chance you'll save your screens as JPGs instead of PNGs? It seems a bit pointless to have half-a-meg-a-head images in a let's play.

Yeah, I'll start saving them as JPGs from now on.



Instead of Bert, I was going to use the little gif where Fry from Futurama narrows his eyes while chewing on a piece of banana still in his mouth. Would have been perfect, but I couldn't find the damn thing. Bert''s creepy enough, though.

 

[Genma:TheDestroyer]

So yeah...it's been awhile. I won't bore you with my problems, but there are a few notes.

-Updates will be smaller, because the large ones are awkward as a MF'er to manage.

-They'll also be switching off and on with updates of my other two LPs, one for Deus Ex 2: Invisible War and Nehrim.

-IW will probably be the one released tomorrow, so watch for it. Unless the thought of that game fills you with so much bile you can't concentrate, and in that case go play the Nameless Mod or something.



When we last left our intrepid hero, he was trekking through the rain feeling sorry for himself, because he can't be normal for a change and talk to the popular girl who obviously has a soft spot for him. So it's time to head back to the house full of deviants (and a dad with the personality of a stump).

Here's our source of drama for the evening.

That'd probably be the best for all of us. Wait, what's the name of this game again?

"BILLY MAY'S GHOST HERE WITH HORN-BE-GONE, THE PRODUCT THAT WILL HELP KEEP YOUR FAMILY AWAY FROM THAT SLIPPERY SLOPE BETWEEN NORMALCY, AND BEING THE SUBJECT OF A HENTAI GAME! HAVE YOU BEGUN TO NOTICE THAT THE WORD PUMPKIN NO LONGER BRINGS TO MIND A POPULAR SEASONAL FOODSTUFF, BUT A LIFE'S AMBITION? GET RID OF THOSE UNSIGHTLY URGES TODAY WITH HORN-BE-GONE!"

Cute, but no.

Wrong type of game. Though the girl might fit in.

I don't care anymore, let's go with this.

"The house felt so empty and void of charac- oh, am I just making you feel worse?"

Your products suck, Billy Mays. RIP BRO.

Did...did she just hear me? HE STOLE SOME OF YOUR PANTIES!

But to be fair, he seems to hate everything that doesn't have tits and an ass.

""But you're not an overweight, burnt out mother of five who distracts herself from a shitty life by watching even shittier reality shows. There's something terribly wrong here!"

Which is the marker for a rape victim in practically any Hentai ever. That, and a stutter.

Hm...

Besides, she did make us eat the-snack-that-must-not-be-named.

This. This is why he's not very popular.

"Though depending on the ending, I might have the brain activity of one."

"MY COUCH!"

...

"-I'd like to remind them as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves. For those of you who scoffed at our educational Ant Week line up, who's laughing now?"

"Don't worry, they'll probably go for the women first. Your big brother will be perfectly safe."

"-am so sorry we had such a short time together. Better start packing."

"Think about it this way; you'll just be trading one type of hive for another."

"Any that might make a juicy enough offering to our new overlords?"

"Appetizers."

"What? I'm just looking."

"Hrm...perhaps a salad."

"It just takes practice, and lots of oregano."

 

[Drakron]

I am going to say this, this is very linear and a sex romp ... I do say its worth it just for the Yuki route, Hitomi route ends up being a pain in the ass if you do not like the type of content.

And stay away from the stepmother route, its just leads to dead ends (literally).

So in short, do Yuki route ... any of the ends are fine.

 

[Genma:TheDestroyer]

I am going to say this, this is very linear and a sex romp ... I do say its worth it just for the Yuki route, Hitomi route ends up being a pain in the ass if you do not like the type of content.

And stay away from the stepmother route, its just leads to dead ends (literally).

So in short, do Yuki route ... any of the ends are fine.

Already took care of the stepmother's routes and their endings pages ago, and the plot line right now has already gone past the Yuki/Hitomi divider (where you decide to help Yuki up or not). So for better or for worse, right now it's all about Hitomi. I'll have to do Yuki's later.

 

[Brother None]

Creepy as expected.

Man I'd almost surpressed memories of the ridiculous melon-breastedness of this game.

Fufufu.

 

[Luzur]

i dont get it, if you do mom you die but if you do sis you live?

man, Gragt must have a hard time with the C&C in his game.

 

[Genma:TheDestroyer]

Creepy as expected.

Man I'd almost surpressed memories of the ridiculous melon-breastedness of this game.

Fufufu.

Have you ever seen the hentai game Bazooka Cafe? The smallest of the girls is the size of the stepmother. It's insane.

 

[ComradeCommissar]

This is great. Please do some more.

 

[Genma:TheDestroyer]

This is great. Please do some more.

Next on my schedule is the release of the Nehrim LP in a few days, then I'll switch back to an update for Hitomi.

 

[Genma:TheDestroyer]

Creepy as expected.

Man I'd almost surpressed memories of the ridiculous melon-breastedness of this game.

Fufufu.

Have you ever seen the hentai game Bazooka Cafe? The smallest of the girls is the size of the stepmother. It's insane.

This is Yoko, otherwise known as Mistress Tits.

These are the women from Bazooka Cafe.

So...yeah.

 

[Brother None]

lulz

I do wonder at men who find that attractive. Mommy issues much?

 

[Genma:TheDestroyer]

With the coming of the glorious insectial overlords postponed (if they existed at all) , Takahiro can once again turn his attention to the matter at hand; To hit it, or not to hit it. The 'it' being being his nervous, clingy, attention hungry younger sister.

"This just in, grass is green, the sky is blue and I may have made a mistake in applying for this job. Also, I regret nothing."

Because nothing makes someone feel better like ruining another person's day.

"So please, think of me as family when we perform unspeakable acts with each other later on. We're Japanese, so a bit of kink is expected."

"We both pee blood at strange times every month."

"What?! No!"

"OH YEAH! WHO'S READY FOR SOME FUN WITH KOOL AID!"

"Did...did Kool Aid come at a bad time?"

"Except worrying about how to explain a giant hole in the side of the house. I doubt 'a living pitcher of cheap sugar water wanted to party with us' is going to go over well."

Rape.

"You wouldn't believe some of the claim reports I've had to fill out today. Thanks to those chemicals the Research Foundation put into the water supply, half the populace is hallucinating."

"Have you begun to see strange things, experience events that are out of the ordinary? A new study has revea-"


*CLICK*


"Enough television for now, it's time to start preparing dinner."

"I mean, the Kool Aid Man is pretty strange, but that doesn't mean I just imagined him. Giant ants could happen here. Iif I wanted normal I'd move to Utah."

"...or maybe Alabama..."

"What are the deviancy laws in the States? Step sisters are fine, right?"

"I could live with that."

"The hole in the wall is gone..."

Yoko be getting lazy. Assured of your status so quickly, hmm?

Sure.

Stuff you get out of the bargain freezer section is fine with Takahiro, as long as you have boobs and a smile.

"Was it really a hallucination?"

'You look very high strung most of the time."

Oh lady, you don't even know.

"Don't mix them up. Or you'll have an 'accident' like grandma."

Except the dad, because really when does he show up? He's a total non-entity. Like most of the shit Takahiro has been seeing recently.

Wait, what water did you just use to make that tea with?

Dude, don't!

"But one thing has begun to bother me."

"There is..."

"..a red stain in the corner."

"It looks like Kool Aid."


Oh Yoko, you dumb bitch.

But on the other hand, he's now nuttier than a fruit cake and hornier than a Rhino.

A general disdain for a lot of things around you, day dreaming to the point that you can't tell reality from fantasy, thinking about what your family members would look like naked...

We'll have to agree to disagree on this one.

Oh god, he's bypassed 'mentally unbalanced' and 'disturbed' and shot straight for 'Edgar Allen Poe'. The beating of that hideous heart!

Don't invite the vengeful spirits!

Ah, Hitomi. Of course, um, nevermind.

"Anything to drown out the voices."

Fuck you.

I was right, hypnotic succubus! Hey, that sounds kinda okay.

Don't you mean jack-

*Ahem*

While slowly losing his mind.

...

By this point I won't even try warning him. Drink it, fine. Get messed up and perv over your sister. What do I care?

Or when something else is.

A reference for another day. After my updates for Invisible War and Nehrim.

 

[anus_pounder]

 

[Hirato]

This does raise a question... when was the wedding?
Doesn't anyone else think it's odd that Yoko and Hitomi have the same surname as the protagonist and his father?