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Completed Let's play: GROM (Finished!)

Darth Roxor

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A SECRET NAZI LAB!!

That voice recording stuff is a little dumb. Oh well. It's impossible to totally avoid combat in GROM

Indeed. And here I was, thinking Grom is a True RPG (TM) deservant of the Classics forum :(
 

Darth Roxor

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Last time we left Grom and his newly found Mongol BRO, they were infiltrating a NAZI LAB

Let us delve even deeper

Also, on a more general note, FUCK photobucket. Seriously. Not long ago, when you'd upload a file, the link to the file was p much identical to its name, like

http://i732.photobucket.com/albums/ww330/Horde_LP/Grom/grom2603.jpg

Which meant I could just paste the same link a hundred times and then edit the number. But NOOOOOOOOOOOOW they look like THIS

http://i732.photobucket.com/albums/ww330/Horde_LP/Grom/grom2604_zpsc4209e74.jpg

I MEAN FUCK :x now you gotta manually copy and paste each and every image link. This is so homosexual...

[2017 temporal shift: Roxorowski from 2012, you really had no idea]

But moving on to our tale,

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Using the voice recording we unlock this door

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IT SHUTS ON THE OTHER SIDE. A TRAP!

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Some generic industrial corridors lie ahead. Luvly.

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And they are full of nazis, out for our bacon!

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After slaughtering the assholes, Grom tries to go into the bitchin' round room with some kind of an elevator, BUT IS STOPPED

BY

AN AUTOMATIC ONE-WAY DOOR, HOLY SHIT

Which means, this also happens to be a one-way "maze" of corridors, doors and

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NAZIS

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AND SHOOTING

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AND SLAUGHTER

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AND THEY JUST KEEP COMING

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AND KILLING

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LIKE SOME FEARLESS

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GERMANIC

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MACHIIIIIIINES

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Grom tries to lob a grenade into the nazi mob but gets knocked out trying.

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Mongolbro hides around a corner and whacks everyone who comes close over the head with a sword

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Hacking down the ones that don't later.

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CAN THIS LEVEL PLEASE END ALREADY

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IT COULD ONLY BE WORSE IN A SEWER OR SOMETHING

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THAT'S IT, RUN YOU BASTARDS

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Looks like the last segment is up ahead.

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Slice'n'dice. At least the infantrymen leave a lot of ammo, so you can go full retard on them.

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What is this thingy thing?

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Beam me up, Scotty.

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What the hell was that?

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Grom ends up on the other side of the map, and can leave for the exit.

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The BRO squad ends up... somewhere o_O

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This looks fairly mofo. Some platforms built inside the mountain, connected via conveyor belts. Each of the big platforms has a lever on it that reverses the direction the conveyor belts are heading.

The platforms, and the ways towards them, however, are guarded by...

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NAZI UFOS!!!

YOU KNOW THESE GUYS MEAN BUSINESS 'CAUSE THEY HAVE HAZMATS

OH YEAH FUCK THEM GROM TAKES NO SHIT FROM ANYONE

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But attempting a conveyor belt berserker charge ends up with Grom getting cooked alive by the UFO and his offscreen buddy, since those dudes pack friggin lightning guns.

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So we take another route, where we can bumrush the lone UFOs, blocking their ranged attacks.

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Man, why don't they drop their bitchin' guns :(

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Aaaaand some more

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AND ANOTHER ONE

Fun fact: the conveyor belt heading offscreen is a deathtrap.

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MORE!!!!!

You are probably wondering what exactly is the purpose of this place. Well, beats me. But the platform we are currently invading had a normal nazi guy on it who reversed the belts as we were approaching and legged it towards another platform. We'll prob have to ice him later.

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In fact, Grom tries to run after the runner nazi, but gets cooked alive again instead

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This time, interestingly enough, the UFO's (this is so ridiculous :thumbsup: ) offscreen buddy does not fire, which means the mongol can dispose of him.

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In the middle platform, we can find some cover (POPAMOLE)

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Two UFOs inhabit that platform, they both get bumrushed and die, altho Grom dropped in his duel of mutually assured destruction.

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The guy on the run probably has the keys we need.

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But he keeps running from every platform we try to invade (also disposing of his UFObros)

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Now that the entire level is clear, we can do clever planning.

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We've got the coward cornered. If he tries to run from the Mongol invading from the south, he'll rush straight into Grom in the west.

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And, in fact, he does just that.

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LET US TAKE HIS KEYS

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AND MOVE DOWN THROUGH THIS MANHOLE

IF WE ARE LUCKY WE'LL FIND OURSELVES IN SHELTER GLORY

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Nope, but close enough.

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CHECK OUT THIS BITCHIN' RIDE

Soundtrack for today: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90E0ROLElNs&feature=fvst

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I DRIVE YOU SHOOP, BRO

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FUCK YEAH, MY MONGOLOID

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Funny enough, I didn't even remember this part of the game.

also, there's a guy with goodies locked up in a room at the start, but we can't open it yet, so we might as well go on...

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A FUCKING JOYRIDE

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WOOHOO

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YEEEEEHAAAAAW FUCKERS

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Fuck, you can't ram enemies, FUUUUUUU

rewind!

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CHECK OUT THIS EPIC MOUNT

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GROM DRIVES THROUGH NARROW PASSAGES AND BUMPS INTO EVERY WALL USING THE RIGHT AND LEFT MOUSE BUTTONS TO DRIVE, WHILE THE MONGOLBRO SHOOPS A FRIGGIN MASCHINEGEWEHR, HOW COOL IS THAT

ARE THOSE THE HIMALAYAS OR DOWNTOWN LA?

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Very cool until we get iced by the enemy kubelwagen again...

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HNNNGGGGG

But this time, nobody stayed in the ride while it exploded and died, so we didn't have to reload

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On the way back for another pimpin' car, we find this.

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OPEN UP, ASSHOLE, I NEED YOUR PANZERBRUFAUSTS

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Oh well.

MOTOPSYCHO

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THE SERVANTS OF ADOLF CANNOT WITHSTAND OUR RIGHTEOUS MIGHT

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Exploding the enemy kubelwagen reveals a button labled 'alarm.'

I WONDER WHAT THIS BUTTON DOES! \^____^/

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oops

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The alarm lured out the naziguy from his broom closet.

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I COULD HAVE USED THIS PANZERFAUST A BIT EARLIER, FAGGOTS

Regardless, we take the launcher, a bunch of grenades, some ammo and a key, and we gtfo

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10/10 parking manoeuvre

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WHERE ARE WE ENDING UP THIS TIME?

THE ANSWER TO THIS AND MANY MORE QUESTIONS COMING UP IN THE NEARBY (OR NOT SO NEARBY) FUTURE

STAY TUNED
 
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This + 2 upcoming updates left until the tale of GROM is finished :salute:

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Not surprisingly, we are greeted by rape

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Rape that obviously leaves dudes incapacitated

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And because all those infantrymen were obviously NOT ENOUGH, up ahead there are some more steel spiders. Fortunately, they don't leave their pen.

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More corpses

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More spiders.

But they will need to be disposed of anyway because you can't leave maps without clearing the areas first, sigh.

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Pushing a lever opens a door to the exit.

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AND TO THE CORRIDOR OF HORRIBLE RAPE

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BARRAGE THEM WITH GRENADES UNTIL THEY...

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Oops.

The grenades in GROM are actually hilariously bad. They don't do that much damage, all normal enemies will just run away while they are in flight, and you are much more likely to just blow your dudes up instead (like here).

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THAT'S WHY WE ROLL OUT THE FUCKING PANZERFAUST

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This shit does some SERIOUS damage

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There was some blunderbuss and sawn-off ammo in the corridor of death, which is very good because I've just run out of it. After looting, we proceed further ahead.

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Into more generic industrial areas.

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This room is bugged!

Also, fuck this shit, the nazis drop so many mp40s behind them, Grom takes out a shitload of various useless stuff out of his pack and takes one to rain death upon his enemies.

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More corpses

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EAT LEAD PANZER RAT

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EAT LEAD, GROM :oops:

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FORTUNATELY WE STILL HAVE THE PANZERBRUFAUST

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AND SOME FUCKING MORE. THAT'S WHAT I CALL DERATISATION

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Pulling a lever inside one of the 'offices' opens the door out.

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Now what do we have here :eek:

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:eek: !!!!

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I didn't come here to talk to you.

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But Grom, a little conversation among intelligent people has never hurt anyone!

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What is a scoundrel like you searching for here anyway? You introducing a new world order?

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I know what you are looking for, and I know why. I also know that I won't let you get your hands on it.

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You are here to save the world? What an ambitious goal. Set by a man who once couldn't even manage to save his own family.

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Yes, I failed. But never again.

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The only thing that would fulfill your vision is your own death.

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:takemymoney:


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I don't care about your treasure or your empty promises. Your journey through this world has come to an end.

:keepmymoney:

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You don't believe me Grom? I'll prove it to you that my intentions are sincere. Bring in the prisoner!

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:eek:

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Don't you see, Grom? I could have killed him. But I spared him. He's treated well here, almost like an old friend.

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He is our guest. We have been waiting for you rather impatiently, Grom

You bitch :mad:

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Unfortunately, I can't say that about you, Fishbone. Or maybe Greta or Hildegard now?

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Don't be silly, Grom. It makes no difference what my name is. It's important that you helped me - helped us - in completing the mission.

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I don't understand.

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Hint: Nazis are evil :(

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What are you up to, Von Trupp?

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Me? Nothing at all. I just wanted to prove to you how unimportant you are in this machinery. We already own this city and everything in it.

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This guy means business

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That's clear, you can see that by the places you visited.

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:takemyjewgold:

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Grom, you can't, they lie!

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Hans gets KO'd by Margaret

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You can have him, he is not dangerous.

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And what about Petr and Dakpa?

How would the Nazis even know their whereabouts? o_O

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I'm afraid that order cannot be cancelled. They have about half a day left. I'm sorry, Grom, sacrifices must be made for great plans.

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Power demands sacrifice

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We're waiting for your decision, Grom.

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Don't be sentimental, Grom. You'll find new friends.

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After which they disappear in a side door, without even waiting for the answer.

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A hidden spot with goodies opens up behind the bookcases :incline:

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OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD :decline:

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Engaging all those commandos up front is

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A rather bad idea

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So we pull back behind cover in order to pop moles

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And pop they did.

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I told you to throw miss Margaret out of the team. She's a spy that controlled us from the beginning.

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I made a mistake when I didn't listen to you. But I'll still fix it. Let's get out of here before the whole army gets here.

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No, Grom, my journey is at an end. I will stay here.

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What are you talking about? If you stay here, you'll die.

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We must hurry!

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I will stay here. I must destroy this base, I can't let this plague that kills my people spread around the world.

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Hans! Think about it! We can press the detonator and hightail it out of here.

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No, the detonator will react immediately. You press the button and something awesome happens. There won't be time to escape.

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Then let's get out of here and head to the Brits. They'll come up with some idea.

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You can't change my mind. The goal of my mission was to stop the Nazis, and now I have the opportunity to do it. I must stay here and see this to the end. This will assuage our guilt.

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You are a brave man. We won't forget you. Give us some time to escape. Goodbye, Hans.

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See you on the other side.

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I hope that God will send peace to your tired soul.

Uhm... God singular? o_O

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Anyway, we loot a lot of cool stuff from the broom closet, including some panzerfaust rockets, medkits and mp40 magazines. And after that we leave Hans who is about to become an hero :singletear: :salute:

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FUCK YEAH BITCHIN' RIDE AGAIN

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YEEEHAAAWWWW

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Wait what

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YUP, in this section, you gotta navigate through a slalom of mines that flash up ahead on your way. If you played that old Aladdin platformer, you probably remember the stage when you gtfo out of a volcano on a magic carpet, and have to avoid rocks that are signalled to you by the djinn (who exists).

This is almost exactly like this, except for one silly detail...

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IT'S ALSO GOT NAZIS CHASING YOU IN KUBELWAGENS

HOLY SHIT THIS IS AWESOME

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The important part is to not let the enemy get ahead of you because the mounted MGs shoot only to the back and the sides.

VISCERAL AS FUCK

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Thus, the best idea is to just obnoxiously block their way and gun them down. Sometimes it's also good to bump them into mines

DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA

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But you gotta be careful 'cause the blast area is SO FUCKING BIG you are VERY LIKELY to get hit by the exploding mines even if you are nowhere close. And they hit like, well, landmines.

MY NAME IS DEATH

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Boom, motherfuckers.

This section would actually be pretty fun... IF IT WASN'T SO FUCKING LONG

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Finally, however, we are done, and we reach whatever place in an almost totalled kubelwagen.

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?

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There is no other way. We must pass through this room!

And what exactly is stopping you...

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Can't you see the door is closed?

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Well, we'll open it. Move!

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What do you suggest we do?

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Survive!

What the fuck are you talking ab-

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FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
 
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You FUCKERS could at least show SOME fraction of interest :mad:

No matter, I am finishing this even if nobody's reading AHAHAHA @_______@

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The last time we left our merry bunch, they were about to get crushed under the iron tracks of uberpanzerratten

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We quickly run up a ramp because staying in the open is something of a bad idea.

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Not to mention someone conveniently dropped a whole truckload of panzerfaust missiles here.

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Which we use for good measure

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Annihilating the enemy armour with extreme prejudice

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Soon the last one is exploded.

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And we can head for the exit. The team even has some rockets left, woopdedoo.

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Using the exit, we land, obviously, in a corridor of horrible rape

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Horrible rape that is quickly administered

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But when mongol-san gets up with an angry sawn-off, the nazis just cannot live.

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And we can leave.

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... to a pointless corner with a window and nothing else. What.

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There's another exit here, though.

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Why, hello there

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I like it. It was you who told me that problems are my specialty.

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:O

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Oh, stop it. Put away your gun, you don't have a chance. In a short while, this whole fortress wil blow.

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Where's our old friend Hans? Is it possible that the coward decided to do something as crazy as destroying the whole fortress?

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Throw away your gun and run. For you, the war is over.

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It is you who are done with your journey!

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Margaret attacks!

... by hitting Grom in the face with the butt of the mp40. Devs put her too close which means she can't shoot, lul

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Close quarters are of no concern to a sawn-off, tho :smug:

Fuck yes, this game lets me shoot womyn 10/10

After looting the medkits, we go through the door

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And find ourselves in a hangar.

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Obviously, all hell breaks loose. We'll have to clean up and gtfo using the saucers.

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Epic mount

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The saucer's autopilot lands it on some unknown landing pad

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Don't panic.

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Me, panic? You must be crazy.

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We're in the open area. You can always think up something.

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So, do you have a plan?

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Let's attack!

:thumbsup:

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Let's wait, maybe we can get through this peacefully. Maybe one of us will attract their attention...

yeah, right.

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Peacefully obviously means shooting everything in sight.

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Which is done fairly quickly, and we can investigate the caves.

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First one has some blunderbuss ammo and medkits. Useful.

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And the second one...

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Has a dead nazi and a forcefield blocking the entrance to the next cave o_O

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The force that keeps us in one place is a symbol. The corridor tries to tell us something. Great is the wisdom of ancestors who protect their secrets in such a way. If a force holds us here, We must defeat it with something opposite to it. As a fire can be extinguished with water, we must find the opposite of this force.

A clever enough puzzle. We have to bring down the barrier with its 'opposition'. What's the opposite of stillness? Motion.

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Thus, you just gotta walk around the corridor for a few seconds, and the forcefield will vanish. This is best done crawling 'cause whether you are walking or running or crawling doesn't matter, and crawling saves up on clicking.

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Not these flying demon shits again

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The bumrush quickly overwhelms Grom

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And all that's left to do is hit'n'run'n'reload till they all die.

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I only just figured out your goal.

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You've never asked about it.

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You're right. Why the Dragon's Throat?

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It is a long and very complicated story. A legend passed from fathers to sons. I decided to check how much truth there is in it. When I set out into the world, I saw lots of wickedness that touches the weak and powerless people. When these people in uniforms and flying vehicles appeared in this country and started to rob my land, I decided to set against them. I fought alone. Then I got to know in the Oracle that you took the same path as me, and I asked the Oracle to tell me where you are.

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But you didn't say why the Dragon's Throat was your goal.

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I thought this was just my youthful imagination, but now I can see that our great protector told the truth.

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Quickly, to the stairway.

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But it's too late to get to the stairway. A conga rape line appears.

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And given how everyone was at half health from fighting the flying demons, our d00dz die pretty quickly.

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On a reload, I decided extreme measures had to be taken. Thus, the commandos ate a panzerfaust missile... the last one I had, too.

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But given how it p much instantly obliterated two of them, and cleaning up the rest was easy enough, it was worth it.

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Moving down the stairs, we find ourselves on the road again.

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But the heat is on our tails.

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We manage to reach the exit before the infantrymen, and enter some round chamber.

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Fuck.

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The major's minigun hits like a fucking truck, and he soaks up a shitload of damage. Coulda used the panzerfaust :(

Buuuut he goes down eventually...

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After which his bros start storming the room, HNNNNNGGGGGGG

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After a massive clusterfuck, everyone is dead (including our dudes)

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Then we heal up and investigate the scene. There are 5 doors here... a puzzle?

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Fortunately, the Oracle gave us the answer in an update looooooooooong ago. The sequence is stored in our journal.

Thus, we open doors #1 -> 4 -> 2 -> 5 -> 3

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And a trapdoor opens.

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Cool

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The king's city.

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...

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Are you flabbergasted? He is your ancestor, you should be proud of his power.

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...

@_@

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If you think that from now on I'll be carrying you on my back because you froze when you saw him, you are completely wrong.

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....

@_@ !!!!!!

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All right, fine, I'll go in alone again.

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Be quiet! This city tells me its story.

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No, that's too much for me. Let it tell you what we should do next.

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There! Brahmashiras is there!

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Damn, the door again.

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They will open if we show humility and we make a bow to the gods of all winds...

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That will have to wait, however, because we've been followed.

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Nazis drop, time for another puzzle.

The door won't open till we bow to the gods of all winds. Piece of cake.

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Grom drops prone in each of the four directions (north, south, west, east), the ground shakes a bit each time he does it

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And voilla, the doors open.

Let's see where we end up...

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:eek:

What could this be?

What will happen to the Nazis?

Will Grom get out alive?

Will stuff EXPLODE?

What was first - the egg or the hen?

The answer to all these questions awaits you in the final update of GROM... coming to a LP thread near you soon (TM)
 
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HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS

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Grom stumbles upon a massive ancient phallus

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When suddenly!!!

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Padmasambhava!

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You got here, both of you. I was right when I chose you for this mission.

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There were some situations where we nearly made mistakes.

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I know, I saw everything. I was watching over you, I admire your courage. But still, it's not the end of the struggle to get Brahmashiras.

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What else has fate prepared for us?

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There are plenty of buttons with awesome symbols here. If the king wanted to call his Powerful friends, he had to press them using the right sequence.

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oops

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Don't say that aloud. If Padmasambhava gets angry, we are in real trouble.

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Do you remember anything from your dreams?

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Nothing! I saw this place, but I don't remember pressing anything.

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Our future doesn't look too bright now.

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Take another look in your rucksack. Maybe you wrote down those symbols somewhere.

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So here are the symbols. Going berserk on them yields no result.

Buuuuut they seem familiar, indeed.

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In fact, we indeed have them written down in the journal.

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You gotta press the symbols from left to right, going from top to bottom row. If you press something ronk, the lights flash red.

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Zing

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Activating the correct sequence makes some swirling ahead of the rocket.

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:eek:

This is like the Return of the King all over again!

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Oh Powerful! We ask for your favour, but the king is not with us...

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...he has a little problem with his health. He caught a cold and cannot speak.

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Padmasambhava! Who is this mortal who speaks for you?

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He is a great warrior, a friend and protector of the king.

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What are you up to, Grom?

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Oh Powerful! The king told me to greet you.

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We are full of admiration for the king's wisdom. We will listen to your request.

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The king asks you to take Brahmashiras back. Humanity is not yet ready to have such power at hand.

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The king's request is an order for us. We'll take Brahmashiras back and close the entrance to the city, and only you will be able to get in here. Has the king other requests?

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Yes!

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Grom!

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Don't go too far, Grom.

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The king asks you to... to give his regards to your nations and all the worlds in your dimension.

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:D

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Goodbye, oh Powerful.

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See you.

And then the ghosts vanish.

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No, not yet. I still must ask you for help.

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Have we missed something?

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Gotta finish the fight :rpgcodex:

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How can I stop them alone?

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I'll lend you the king's vimana. Choose someone who would like to help you, but you must remember the vimana has only two seats in it.

Now what the hell is a vimana, you ask?

Vimana is a word with several meanings ranging from temple or palace to mythological flying machines described in Sanskrit epics.

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:yeah:

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I've already chosen.

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If you are ready, I wish you luck. See you.

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Grom vanishes.

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You are a descendant of King Arjuna himself. I put you in charge of guarding the city. Be careful so that the treasures and secrets of the city don't fall into the wrong hands.

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As you wish, king.

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Aren't you surprised with the news?

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No, lord. My grandfather told me legends about our ancestors and also you told me about it in my dreams.

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You remember those dreams?!

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Not all of them, but some, yes...

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When... WHAT?

screen turns black.

HEY

I WANTED TO READ ABOUT THE KINKY DREAMS

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wut

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You are insane! I'd rather live, I don't care about this war!

Slimy pepik :rpgcodex:

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You know, this vehicle is made out of 5 tons of gold.

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What? Say that again?
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You are flying a vehicle of pure gold.

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Excellent plan, but I promised to complete the mission.

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5 tons of pure gold... what did you say?

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How about this. When we complete the mission, the gold is all yours. :takemymoney:

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Mine! All right, what's the mission?

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You'll see soon. And what about the widow left by lieutenant Chang?

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Thank you, the Powerful, for fulfilling my request.

:thumbsup:

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They are not so powerful. You can escape them. I did.

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They are flying!

Huh

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You didn't mention it's the whole fleet!

What

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FUCK YEAH, WE GET TO PILOT A HINDU UFO WITH AN IN-BUILT PLASMA GUN

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AND WE GET TO ENGAGE IN DOGFIGHTS WITH NAZI UFOS

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OH MY GOD BROS THIS IS ALL KINDS OF AWESOME

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DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA

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After we shoot down all the nazi aircraft, cutscene mode engages.

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And Petr lets Grom land on a fuckhueg nazi flying saucer.

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There're a bunch of high-tech commandoes here.

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Two, in fact.

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After they are dead, we can enter the machine.

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(screenshot number 3000 :incline: )

Why hello there

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SLAUGHTER THEM ALL

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They were all armed with mausers and stood no chance against Grom's hail of bullets. We also got to get rid of the nazi scientist Von Kutz who we met in the research facility not long ago.

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Gee, I wonder what this button does ^___^

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Grom presses the big red button and gtfos

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OSNAP

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You've been waiting a long time for this moment, haven't you?

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Nothing will save you now. I'll give you a fair chance, though. How about we drop the weapons and finish this like men - hand to hand? Last man standing wins.

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MANLINESS & EPIC++++

WE ARE ENGAGING IN A FISTFIGHT WITH AN EVIL NAZI BRUTE ON TOP OF AN UFO THAT'S ABOUT TO EXPLODE

:yeah: :yeah:

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Also, a zeppelin flies by.

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Reiser actually has a fuckton of hp, much more than Grom, and since they both deal the same fist damage, this is a little bit one-sided...

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But after you punch him a bit, he runs for the zeppelin

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And jumps onto it from the saucer.

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Grom follows suit

HOLY SHIT GUYS THIS IS LIKE JAMES BOND MEETS INDIANA JONES MEETS WHERE EAGLES DARE

AAAAWESOOOOOOOOOOOOME

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And now the saucer explodes

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And falls towards the distant land

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You could always switch sides

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I've got a better idea. YOU die!

X-TREME

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Proceed with fistfight again.

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After a while, Petr flies by in the vimana.

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And starts shooting the airship.

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Grom knocks out Reiser, who falls towards the rudder

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Tries to desperately grip it.

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But falls in the end.

:yeah:

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Grom gets on the vimana

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And the bro squadron flies away from the zeppelin.

... fade to black...

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Lul.

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I thought they sent you home?

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You got it wrong. What have you got to declare?

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Nothing!

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And there? Under the tarpaulin?

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Well, that's just some wood for Bart. For heating. Winter's coming.

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Show me.

Grom starts walking around the place, obviously not interested in the conversation

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I've got a better idea. I'll give you 100 pounds. Treat it as a gift, not a loan.

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You must be joking! You owe me 500 pounds and you offer me 100? I'll shoot you like a dog and confiscate your goods as payment!

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No, you can't! Grom, do something. This crazy man won't let us through.

I'm getting a deja-vu here...

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Roll credits.

Now what have we learned here? Never do business with communists... and the Brits :smug:

That's it, the LP is finished. Finally. Funny fact - I've started it exactly 2 years ago - September 30, 2010 :numerology:

Thanks for reading :salute:
 
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lightbane

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:rage::yeah:

Awesome ending for an awesome game (and LP). Thank you for your dedication, too bad that we no longer have games as crazy as this one...
 

Darth Roxor

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To be quite honest, the endgame here was one of the biggest highlights of the whole game. It just screamed 'corny WW2 movie!' through and through, with a self-destructing nazi HQ, racing nazis to an ancient artifact city, manly fistfight with the big bad henchman and jumping from airship to airship. 10/10, best game ever.
 

Darth Roxor

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It is my pleasure to inform you that this LP of the best game ever is once again fully operational.

Enjoy and look out for greedy Pepiks that deal with commie Chinks.
 

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