Our destination is absolute
No one's coming out. Are you sure I'm in the right game?
!
Grom takes cover
And spies on the kommando using a secret entrance into the mountain!
Wait what
That's good! What can you want in this place?
I suggest you don't disturb me.
What a brave man you are. Maybe we could swap some information?
Maybe you should stop talking.
And maybe you should defend yourself :renegade interrupt:
Quiet! Somebody's coming!
On the ground.
Another commando, alright
And of course, he spots the Mongol's fat ass. Sigh.
Slice'n'dice.
Just who the hell is this guy anyway. Good question. He's pretty much like Dakpa, though, completely useless with firearms other than stuff like blunderbuss. Where is Hans Dietrich when you need him
Another commando approaching.
This time we ain't getting spotted.
The careless German left the way open. Let us infiltrate!
You're absolutely right. When we want to get rid of them, we call that war. God have mercy on those who are at the dumping place at the time.
Don't exaggerate. It only seems to you that you're so powerful.
Fucking hippie
Well, well, we'll see how you can deal with our trash.
I'll destroy it and then forget about it.
Looks like a lab, alright
Steel majors. This could get ugly. Fortunately, they haven't spotted us.
We stumble into a cowardly guy, cowering in a metal office box.
Easy. Make no sudden movements and you should be fine. Get us away from here.
Where do you want to go? The exit is right over where you came from.
We want to go into the heart of the fortress
This is suicide! If there are only two of you, you have no chances of survival at all.
Don't worry about us, we'll make it. Show us the entrance.
No stranger can enter the fortress. The door is protected by a password which is known only to Von Kutz.
So take us to Von Kutz.
They'll kill me if they see me with you.
Would you rather them kill you, or us?
(to himself) You're stupid, Franz, you always get yourself tangled in some brawl.
What did you say?
Ehm, nothing, let's go.
The guy just walks off.
Our d00dz follow him to a door he opens.
The door by the majors opens as well, for some reason.
Sup
Herr professor, that's not why I'm here. You have... visitors.
Visitors! Someone from Berlin! Someone finally appreciates my inventions. Where are they?
They are here with me.
Welcome, gentlemen. Ah... you don't look like people from the general staff.
We are from another staff
Yes, I understand. A camouflage. Please make yourselves at home. I'll finish what I'm working on in just a moment, then we can talk.
We've got orders to get to the command centre of the fortress.
So quick? I thought we could talk about my inventions. I've got so much to tell you.
No thanks, we must continue on our mission.
What a pity. How can I help you then?
Please tell us the password to the door.
Of course.
"The world is a dark place" "Great is the power of mind".
Thank you very much. If we come back this way, we'll drop in on you for tea.
You won't go anywhere. The password is not enough to open the door. You'll need my voice.
Clever. Would you like to lend us your voice?
But Herr Professor...
That's all.
What you can see here is my realm. I've got everything i need for my work. Especially peace and quiet.
Cool.
If you want, I can show you the room where I put all the flying vehicles that are built in my realm.
Of course! We'd love to see them.
Let me know when you'd like to visit the rest of the rooms.
Follow me, please.
There is a door on the right that he opens.
But there's another one here. Let's see what it does
Soldiers. Lots of 'em.
Getting into their view is a bad idea.
Very bad, even.
This place is like swarming with them and all our dudes are down. Herp
Rewind
Trying to approach prone doesn't give much either because the fat asses are spotted anyway.
Grom knifes down as many as he can before going down, the mongol will try to hit 'em with a blunderbuss from behind cover (POPAMOLE)
Grom goes up in a rather unfortunate moment.
And goes down again... for some reason he didn't die, which is strange. Still, all the germans get sliced.
And we heal up. Nothing worth noting can be found here for now, except for some loot off the infantrymen.
Impressive.
You're the first team from Berlin that has seen all of this. I'm proud of my achievements (UNLOCKED). Please feel free to touch anything. Just don't press the red buttons.
How did you build the base in such short time?
Have you any assistants or do you oversee everything yourself?
We're impressed by your achievements.
Can we go back to the laboratory?
Of course.
Lots of funky shit in this place. Jet planes, ICBMs, rockets.
Some consoles as well, but they can't be used
In the room we liberated from ZE GERMANS we can now find a tape recorder.
We must just be careful with this. We can't allow him to notice what we're doing.
Good thinking, boss.
This, btw, is totally gay. You gotta approach von Kutz with the recorder and get the password
Of course. Here it is: "Great is the power of mind".
All right, I've got it...
and this happens
Guards, get in here! Spies!
Which causes all hell to break loose. And you can't do anything about it, despite the previous 'we should be careful'. I tried everything.
Trying to listen in from the other side
From other places on the platform, prone, crouched, standing, with different characters, nothing. Dropping the recorder doesn't work either. Unless the option to evade the subsequent buttrape is so very cleverly hidden it would take a mastermind to figure it out.
The steel majors from the entry hall come in. And they have a couple of steel spiders the professor was talking about with them.
Trying to take them out headfirst is, of course, suicidal since they can turn both characters into minced meat with their chainguns.
Taking cover out here and abusing dumb ai with hit'n'run is a much more effective strategy.
Although one slight mistake means you're going down. The majors also are tough as hell, which means the mauser rifle p much only stings them a bit. The blunderbuss is MUCH better, but it requires getting close which sucks.
Commence snipe manoeuvre, commando!
The blunderbuss also reloads SUPERSLOW which means the steel major can easily reach you.
GG mongolian raider, Grom tries to flank all the shit with the pistol.
I've got a best pesticide right 'ere
Now Grom will attempt to dispose of the major
But he takes much damage trying and has to heal up
And he gets shot down again
Then the Mongol goes up on the platform, eats some burst fire and dies.
Rewind
Let's try something similar
But this time disposing of the spiders first
That's done.
After that we killed the major on the platform, and proceeded to the other one who was dumb enough to stay behind.
Mongolian dudebro almost dodged the hail of bullets.
And it was up to Grom to shoop the villain.
When a steel major is guarding a lab, with an intent to bust our balls, I shoot the major. That's my policy.
Now that we have Von Kutz's voice with the password, we can move on deeper into the fortress.