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Completed Let's play Fallout Tactics (Completed & Repaired)
- Thread starter spekkio
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Oesophagus
Arcane
I'm guessin' last update comin' up?
Also, why was there no vote on how to deal with the calculator? The Codex demands it!
Also, why was there no vote on how to deal with the calculator? The Codex demands it!
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There's a whole level of Vault 0 to go through before Calculator's lair is finally reached. I'd say at least 2 updates are left until a decision is needed.
Unless, of course, we get the ALL OF THE ABOVE choice.
Unless, of course, we get the ALL OF THE ABOVE choice.
ironyuri
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spekkio said:
looks like that troll was effective then.
Also, give me MOAR your shit is like crack! MOAR NOAW
Greatly looking forward to the next update Spekkio!
spekkio
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Mission 21 - Vault 0
General Dekker
VaultOS greets us with:
Guys from Dagger squad are waiting for us:
We can buy some good stuff from them: Stimpaks, Gauss Ammo, Pulse 'nades, 2nd Plasma Rifle and:
But let's start with Skill Points distribution... Since it's the end of the game, let's go crazy with weapon skills...
Bro - SG
WC - EW
Obv - EW
Todd - BG
Otto - BG
Poncho - BG (to 100%) and EW
Bro buys a Plasma Rifle for Poncho
Who equips it
The doors leading south are locked, but there are clearly some enemies behind them (minimap doesn't work again BTW):
WC activates nearby terminal
The doors open
That's right! No more hiding like fucking pansies - let's hit these fuckers hard!
Todd uses his Hyper Weapon. To my surprise, he needs four shots to actually kill something...
Otto shoots three times but fails at killing. Poncho destroys one of security bots, Bro disables a robot:
WC takes down another security robot. Obv attacks another robot. At least four of them left - decline of our BG specialists...
During computer turn bastards are able to smash our dear Todd to the ground!
Otto kills something at last
Poncho destroys two other robots. He's close to WC's level of awesomeness now (70-100 points of damage with almost every hit):
Bro rapes the remaining one
Todd regains consciousness. Obvious moves south, finds and destroys a security bot
He continues south, rapes a hover bot
The team continues south and does the healing
Our current goal:
There's a Dental Scanner to the east, but it requires some kind of a key
Let's go west as ordered:
Of course no fucking hiding behind corners and shit like that!
WC takes down the nearby security bot
Obvious KOs the robot to the south, Todd rapes the one to the north
Otto and Poncho finish off the 3rd one
Poncho continues west and finds a nasty surprise waiting for us - one security bot and seven robots!
Todd takes care of the bot and 1st robot
Our course there are more enemies in this area (one security bot and two hover bots in the room with us)
Poncho bravely moves west and handles the hover bots
Bro disables nearby security bot, Obvious kills 2nd robot, Todd attacks remaining five robots, killing one of them
Otto blows up the 4th one
In next turn Todd and Otto kill next two robots
Poncho destroys remaining hover bot. Other units attack the 7th robot to the north. Otto kills him:
Poncho finishes off the KOed robot. Obvious tries to heal him, but:
Bro fixes Poncho. Since the door leading west are locked
The team continues north and west. There's only one enemy there - a tank bot. Todd takes care of it:
There are two locked room to the north. Despite many attempts, WC can't open them using the terminal nearby:
The team continues south. More enemies in next room:
Todd bravely rushes in, loses some health, but:
The doors to next room (hazardous weapons storage) are locked
Otto rushes inside the next room, only to find... an ambush. He attacks two enemies:
WC moves in, destroys a robot to the east
Obv KOs one of Otto's targets
Todd blows up the other one (revealing another one to the east)
Poncho attacks one of visible lifters. During computer turn more of them show up:
Todd attacks enemies to the west, blowing up one of the lifters
Poncho destroys one of the robots to the west
And KOs the one to the east
Todd blows up another two lifters
Obv finishes off the KOed robot
Todd and Bro attack two robots in SW corner but without success.
Poncho helps them:
WC takes down two remaining robots in the western part, Todd blows up the newly arrived one (south)
Obv and Otto finish off two remaining KOed robots
WC activates another terminal
Bro continues to the final room in this area (east), starts glowing
He goes back, uses a Rad-Away. WC uses Rad-X, moves into the room and operates the terminal there
He leaves the room through the eastern exit (now open). The team goes back to the Weapon Storage. Both turrets are disabled:
There's good stuff inside the lockers:
Too bad that we're still stuffed with items. We need some good stashing place. Todd creates it:
We loot the place and dump unnecessary items into the blown-up turrets.
WC uses some books found inside the storage to increase his Sience skill and opens the northern rooms at last:
Three robots inside. Poncho, WC and Otto rape them:
WC opens all four lockers inside the rooms. More good shit to take:
Once again we dump stuff into the turrets. Bro goes back to the guys from Dagger Squad and buys a new toy for WC:
And plenty of Gauss Ammo for Todd
It's time to continue south...
Code:
Well done, warrior!!!
You have breached Vault 0's outer perimeter. From here you must confront and destroy the Calculator. Dagger Squad was deployed earlier to clear the way for you, but expect heavy resistance from the robots.
This is a winner take all situation.
(*Boom*)
Hold on Brother.
Initiate Wells: Sir, six Behemoths and a large number of Pacification robots have slipped in our north perimeter. It looks like the Calculator is going for broke.
Very well initiate, bring up the tank to the north side and sound the alarm. Recall all patrols ASAP.
Initiate Wells: "Yes sir"!
We have a situation here, Brother.
(*Boom*)
You eliminate the Calculator and get home. We'll make sure you have a home to come back to. General Dekker out.VaultOS greets us with:
Guys from Dagger squad are waiting for us:
We can buy some good stuff from them: Stimpaks, Gauss Ammo, Pulse 'nades, 2nd Plasma Rifle and:
But let's start with Skill Points distribution... Since it's the end of the game, let's go crazy with weapon skills...
Bro - SG
WC - EW
Obv - EW
Todd - BG
Otto - BG
Poncho - BG (to 100%) and EW
Bro buys a Plasma Rifle for Poncho
Who equips it
The doors leading south are locked, but there are clearly some enemies behind them (minimap doesn't work again BTW):
WC activates nearby terminal
The doors open
That's right! No more hiding like fucking pansies - let's hit these fuckers hard!
Todd uses his Hyper Weapon. To my surprise, he needs four shots to actually kill something...
Otto shoots three times but fails at killing. Poncho destroys one of security bots, Bro disables a robot:
WC takes down another security robot. Obv attacks another robot. At least four of them left - decline of our BG specialists...
During computer turn bastards are able to smash our dear Todd to the ground!
Otto kills something at last
Poncho destroys two other robots. He's close to WC's level of awesomeness now (70-100 points of damage with almost every hit):
Bro rapes the remaining one
Todd regains consciousness. Obvious moves south, finds and destroys a security bot
He continues south, rapes a hover bot
The team continues south and does the healing
Our current goal:
There's a Dental Scanner to the east, but it requires some kind of a key
Let's go west as ordered:
Of course no fucking hiding behind corners and shit like that!
WC takes down the nearby security bot
Obvious KOs the robot to the south, Todd rapes the one to the north
Otto and Poncho finish off the 3rd one
Poncho continues west and finds a nasty surprise waiting for us - one security bot and seven robots!
Todd takes care of the bot and 1st robot
Our course there are more enemies in this area (one security bot and two hover bots in the room with us)
Poncho bravely moves west and handles the hover bots
Bro disables nearby security bot, Obvious kills 2nd robot, Todd attacks remaining five robots, killing one of them
Otto blows up the 4th one
In next turn Todd and Otto kill next two robots
Poncho destroys remaining hover bot. Other units attack the 7th robot to the north. Otto kills him:
Poncho finishes off the KOed robot. Obvious tries to heal him, but:
Bro fixes Poncho. Since the door leading west are locked
The team continues north and west. There's only one enemy there - a tank bot. Todd takes care of it:
There are two locked room to the north. Despite many attempts, WC can't open them using the terminal nearby:
The team continues south. More enemies in next room:
Todd bravely rushes in, loses some health, but:
The doors to next room (hazardous weapons storage) are locked
Otto rushes inside the next room, only to find... an ambush. He attacks two enemies:
WC moves in, destroys a robot to the east
Obv KOs one of Otto's targets
Todd blows up the other one (revealing another one to the east)
Poncho attacks one of visible lifters. During computer turn more of them show up:
Todd attacks enemies to the west, blowing up one of the lifters
Poncho destroys one of the robots to the west
And KOs the one to the east
Todd blows up another two lifters
Obv finishes off the KOed robot
Todd and Bro attack two robots in SW corner but without success.
Poncho helps them:
WC takes down two remaining robots in the western part, Todd blows up the newly arrived one (south)
Obv and Otto finish off two remaining KOed robots
WC activates another terminal
Bro continues to the final room in this area (east), starts glowing
He goes back, uses a Rad-Away. WC uses Rad-X, moves into the room and operates the terminal there
He leaves the room through the eastern exit (now open). The team goes back to the Weapon Storage. Both turrets are disabled:
There's good stuff inside the lockers:
Too bad that we're still stuffed with items. We need some good stashing place. Todd creates it:
We loot the place and dump unnecessary items into the blown-up turrets.
WC uses some books found inside the storage to increase his Sience skill and opens the northern rooms at last:
Three robots inside. Poncho, WC and Otto rape them:
WC opens all four lockers inside the rooms. More good shit to take:
Once again we dump stuff into the turrets. Bro goes back to the guys from Dagger Squad and buys a new toy for WC:
And plenty of Gauss Ammo for Todd
It's time to continue south...
Well done, warrior!!!
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Too much destruction, not enough diplomacy.
Infantryman
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You make me proud soldierspekkio said:FIXdWhiskeyWolf said:
Cassidy
Arcane
Hopefully the Codex won't pick the decline Multikult choice again once the final voting happens.
Oesophagus
Arcane
We should put Todd's brain in the calculator
spekkio
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Let's visit the Cryogenics sector
Poncho destroys two security bots (with a little help from Otto) around the corner:
Otto finds another bot, attacks it with RL, reveals two spiders
Poncho rapes both spiders, WC finishes off the bot
Three more bots show up to the south
WC, Obv and Todd destroy them
Two more bots visible to the south
Todd rapes both of them
And another one while he's at it...
The team continues south. Four new bots show up.
Todd destroys two of them
Otto blows up the 3rd one
Obvious finishes off the 4th one. The team splits into two groups, finds three new bots. Otto rapes the 1st one:
Bro disables 2nd one. Still, two bots left (one new). Otto finds a robot and some Vault 0 citizens!
Todd kills one of the bots
Poncho rapes the robot
Obv tries to take the remaining bot down, finds two new enemies
Todd moves into this room, finds and rapes another bot
Poncho destroys the robot. Two bots left. WC moves in, but runs out of APs...
He takes both rapist down himself
Bro tries to speak with some citizens, but they're dumber than an average GD's poster...
Bro checks the corpse and finds:
:/
He takes it (bad choice - more on this later...)
WC uses the nearby terminal, opening the door leading to the Power Plant
But we have some unfinished business in this area - a room in the middle. WC unlocks it, and:
He tries to retreat, almost becomes our next casualty...
Todd moves in, rapes the enemies hard (one security bot down)
Otto joins him, destroys one of the turrets and a robot
Bro disables 2nd turret
And 2nd robot. Three bots left. Obvious attacks them, they shoot back:
Todd rapes the closest one
Poncho destroys the 2nd one, Obvious takes care of the 3rd one
We do the healing and loot the place
Too bad that we're almost done with the game...
It's time to continue to the power plant:
The doors are open, but Bro uses the head on the scanner (doing this gives us 24000 EXP):
The team moves in, finds two turrets and two robots
Todd rapes both turrets using Gauss Minigun
Poncho and Otto finish off the robots
WC activates nearby panel, opening the path ahead. Four robots are guarding it
Todd rapes three of them
Snipers finish off the remaining one. We continue north, staying away from the radioactive pond:
Two robots are guarding the generators. Bro softens them up:
WC kills them and deactivates both generators
There's a tank bot inside the corridor leading north. Todd and Obv take care of this problem:
Bro finds two security bots in next room.
He and Poncho destroy them. Poncho checks the rest of the room, finds another bot and rapes it
Todd bumps into the 4th one
Bro destroys the 5th one
The final part of this map awaits us. We continue north, WC scores another kill:
Otto finds more enemies and attacks the most dangerous one
Gets shot. Bro covers his ass (ex post but still):
Pacification Bot rapes us a little during computer turn
But being stunned doesn't stop Todd from hitting the bot hard. Still, we're unable to kill the bastard!
He rapes us again
Bro attacks him once more, disabling the security bot nearby
WC takes ITZ out:
Wiping-out the rest of enemies is easy. Todd starts with a security bot and a robot:
Obv takes down 2nd robot, Otto blows up the 3rd one
Poncho destroys a security bot, Todd ends two remaining robots:
Is that all?
Moments later:
WC activates all three nodes
All units level up (for the last time):
WC finds some ammo in nearby locker
But there's one locker to the west that he can't get into, despite having 124% in Lockpick
(AFAIK there's a Pulse Rifle inside)
We go back to the main elevator and go crazy with our Perks and Skills for the last time!
Sniper perk is now available:
But since it's broken, let's skip it. Stuffies chosen:
Bro: More Criticals + SG
Warcupine: Better Criticals + EW & Lockpick
Obvious: More Criticals + EW
Todd: BRD + BG & EW
Otto: Gain PER + BG
Poncho: Better Criticals + EW & BG & SG
Bro uses the terminal:
And down (?) we go!
Poncho destroys two security bots (with a little help from Otto) around the corner:
Otto finds another bot, attacks it with RL, reveals two spiders
Poncho rapes both spiders, WC finishes off the bot
Three more bots show up to the south
WC, Obv and Todd destroy them
Two more bots visible to the south
Todd rapes both of them
And another one while he's at it...
The team continues south. Four new bots show up.
Todd destroys two of them
Otto blows up the 3rd one
Obvious finishes off the 4th one. The team splits into two groups, finds three new bots. Otto rapes the 1st one:
Bro disables 2nd one. Still, two bots left (one new). Otto finds a robot and some Vault 0 citizens!
Todd kills one of the bots
Poncho rapes the robot
Obv tries to take the remaining bot down, finds two new enemies
Todd moves into this room, finds and rapes another bot
Poncho destroys the robot. Two bots left. WC moves in, but runs out of APs...
He takes both rapist down himself
Bro tries to speak with some citizens, but they're dumber than an average GD's poster...
Bro checks the corpse and finds:
:/
He takes it (bad choice - more on this later...)
WC uses the nearby terminal, opening the door leading to the Power Plant
But we have some unfinished business in this area - a room in the middle. WC unlocks it, and:
He tries to retreat, almost becomes our next casualty...
Todd moves in, rapes the enemies hard (one security bot down)
Otto joins him, destroys one of the turrets and a robot
Bro disables 2nd turret
And 2nd robot. Three bots left. Obvious attacks them, they shoot back:
Todd rapes the closest one
Poncho destroys the 2nd one, Obvious takes care of the 3rd one
We do the healing and loot the place
Too bad that we're almost done with the game...
It's time to continue to the power plant:
The doors are open, but Bro uses the head on the scanner (doing this gives us 24000 EXP):
The team moves in, finds two turrets and two robots
Todd rapes both turrets using Gauss Minigun
Poncho and Otto finish off the robots
WC activates nearby panel, opening the path ahead. Four robots are guarding it
Todd rapes three of them
Snipers finish off the remaining one. We continue north, staying away from the radioactive pond:
Two robots are guarding the generators. Bro softens them up:
WC kills them and deactivates both generators
There's a tank bot inside the corridor leading north. Todd and Obv take care of this problem:
Bro finds two security bots in next room.
He and Poncho destroy them. Poncho checks the rest of the room, finds another bot and rapes it
Todd bumps into the 4th one
Bro destroys the 5th one
The final part of this map awaits us. We continue north, WC scores another kill:
Otto finds more enemies and attacks the most dangerous one
Gets shot. Bro covers his ass (ex post but still):
Pacification Bot rapes us a little during computer turn
But being stunned doesn't stop Todd from hitting the bot hard. Still, we're unable to kill the bastard!
He rapes us again
Bro attacks him once more, disabling the security bot nearby
WC takes ITZ out:
Wiping-out the rest of enemies is easy. Todd starts with a security bot and a robot:
Obv takes down 2nd robot, Otto blows up the 3rd one
Poncho destroys a security bot, Todd ends two remaining robots:
Is that all?
Moments later:
WC activates all three nodes
All units level up (for the last time):
WC finds some ammo in nearby locker
But there's one locker to the west that he can't get into, despite having 124% in Lockpick
(AFAIK there's a Pulse Rifle inside)
We go back to the main elevator and go crazy with our Perks and Skills for the last time!
Sniper perk is now available:
But since it's broken, let's skip it. Stuffies chosen:
Bro: More Criticals + SG
Warcupine: Better Criticals + EW & Lockpick
Obvious: More Criticals + EW
Todd: BRD + BG & EW
Otto: Gain PER + BG
Poncho: Better Criticals + EW & BG & SG
Bro uses the terminal:
And down (?) we go!
Those things the citizens have to say... Ewww. GD indeed.
spekkio
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We're almost there, people!
The team gathers in one place this time
Bro opens the door. Familiarface brain awaits us inside:
General Barnaky
Except of Barnaky, there are seven robots inside
Obvious kills the 1st one
Todd destroys 2nd and 3rd one
A couple turns later Todd attacks the General (destroying 4th robot), when suddenly!
General Barnaky
Todd blows up 5th robot
Poncho rapes the 6th one
We end battle, only to be reminded about someone:
Barnaky wanders out. The team does the healing and follows him south. Some turrets are guarding the path. Todd blows up two of them:
Otto moves south, finds next two turrets! Todd destroys these ones too
Now can somebody explain to me why Calculator's lair seems to be placed on the top flor of the Vault?
Or is it some kind of an underground cave?
The team moves SE and faces the ITZ!
But:
ITZ protects ITZself with some barrier:
There are three (locked & unpickable) doors in this room:
The only way to open them is to destroy the organic brains close to the calculator
We can do it in two ways:
1) Hard way - we can destroy them directly, which will decrease Bro's Karma. Doing that will cross out one of the endings.
2) Pussy way - we can use explosives or grenades to destroy them "accidentally" which will keep Bro's Karma intact. If we do this, all four endings will be available.
I think it's the time for the first voting...
But let's check Bro's karma just in case:
It looks that Bro lost some of his karma recently... I've checked old saves and it happened somewhere in Cryogenic sector. My guess is that picking up the severed head decreases Karma?
Well, fuck this shit! The Hivemind wouldn't choose the 'multikult' ending anyway...
(To be sure I've completed the game without loosing more Karma and I wasn't able to get the 'multikult' ending)
So, the so-called Multikult Ending:
...is officially crossed out!
Let's "retire" these fuckers... WC plants the explosives:
And presses the red button
Two of them are more resistant
First doors open. The team moves in:
Six robots and two turrets inside. Todd blows up two robots and one turret:
Otto destroys 2nd turret and 3rd robot
Poncho and WC rape two remaining robots, Bro finishes off the KOed one
Todd gathers grenades from all members of the team and continues north, finding another brain
He attacks it using grenades
Second doors open. Another six robots and two turrets inside.
Todd starts the rape as always:
Otto kills the 1st one
WC the 2nd one
Todd and Otto destroy both turrets, Poncho rapes two robots:
Bro takes care of the 7th and 8th one (camper)
Todd finds another brain
And 'retires' it:
Third (and final) doors open. The last eight enemies in the game await us!
Todd start the countdown (7):
Bro kills another robot (6), Obvious scores two kills (5) & (4):
Todd takes down two enemies (3) & (2):
Poncho scores his final kill (1)
And finally... Todd rapes his last victim, running out of Gauss Ammo:
Well, maybe not the last one...
Check out the final death score!
Kills continued:
Kills continued:
Kills continued:
The path to ITZ is open now. We try to move close when ITZ attempts Bro-diplomacy:
Calculator
Behemoths? Bring as many as you want you fucker! 
Bro accesses ITZ terminal:
Calculator
What say YOU, warriors? 
We still have three endings available, depending on what we will do in remaining 54 seconds.
Our options are as follows:
A) Bro donates his brain. That will give us the BRO 9000 Ending:
B) Bro convinces General Barnaky that he should donate his (a little bit worn-out) brain. That will give us the BRO-KKK Ending:
C) Our team rapes the Calculator tastefully, before the timer runs out. That will give us the TRU BRO/SIS Ending:
For the last time, BROs!
DISCUSS!!!
The team gathers in one place this time
Bro opens the door. Familiar
Code:
That's far enough, warrior.
Can you recognize me now, even in my new form?
You've come along way since my departure, but you haven't come far enough.
The Brotherhood has caused many setbacks for us recently, but that's all they are... just setbacks. You cannot stop the future, just as you can't stop falling rain from reaching the ground.
The Calculator offers humanity a world of order and peace, a world free of war, of mutants, and chaos.Except of Barnaky, there are seven robots inside
Obvious kills the 1st one
Todd destroys 2nd and 3rd one
A couple turns later Todd attacks the General (destroying 4th robot), when suddenly!
Code:
What...what have I done?
I have almost forgotten you... my love.
I will not hinder you anymore, warrior, at least until I am able to sort out this conflict between my new programming and these revived feelings.
I need time to think... to remember... my Maria...Poncho rapes the 6th one
We end battle, only to be reminded about someone:
Barnaky wanders out. The team does the healing and follows him south. Some turrets are guarding the path. Todd blows up two of them:
Otto moves south, finds next two turrets! Todd destroys these ones too
Now can somebody explain to me why Calculator's lair seems to be placed on the top flor of the Vault?
Or is it some kind of an underground cave?
The team moves SE and faces the ITZ!
But:
ITZ protects ITZself with some barrier:
There are three (locked & unpickable) doors in this room:
The only way to open them is to destroy the organic brains close to the calculator
We can do it in two ways:
1) Hard way - we can destroy them directly, which will decrease Bro's Karma. Doing that will cross out one of the endings.
2) Pussy way - we can use explosives or grenades to destroy them "accidentally" which will keep Bro's Karma intact. If we do this, all four endings will be available.
I think it's the time for the first voting...
But let's check Bro's karma just in case:
It looks that Bro lost some of his karma recently... I've checked old saves and it happened somewhere in Cryogenic sector. My guess is that picking up the severed head decreases Karma?
Well, fuck this shit! The Hivemind wouldn't choose the 'multikult' ending anyway...
(To be sure I've completed the game without loosing more Karma and I wasn't able to get the 'multikult' ending)
So, the so-called Multikult Ending:
...is officially crossed out!
Let's "retire" these fuckers... WC plants the explosives:
And presses the red button
Two of them are more resistant
First doors open. The team moves in:
Six robots and two turrets inside. Todd blows up two robots and one turret:
Otto destroys 2nd turret and 3rd robot
Poncho and WC rape two remaining robots, Bro finishes off the KOed one
Todd gathers grenades from all members of the team and continues north, finding another brain
He attacks it using grenades
Second doors open. Another six robots and two turrets inside.
Todd starts the rape as always:
Otto kills the 1st one
WC the 2nd one
Todd and Otto destroy both turrets, Poncho rapes two robots:
Bro takes care of the 7th and 8th one (camper)
Todd finds another brain
And 'retires' it:
Third (and final) doors open. The last eight enemies in the game await us!
Todd start the countdown (7):
Bro kills another robot (6), Obvious scores two kills (5) & (4):
Todd takes down two enemies (3) & (2):
Poncho scores his final kill (1)
And finally... Todd rapes his last victim, running out of Gauss Ammo:
Well, maybe not the last one...
Check out the final death score!
Kills continued:
Code:
Super Mutant: 17
Citizen-Thin: 2
Deathclaw Baby: 3
Small Cockroach: 20
Large Cockroach: 2
Humanoid-Robot: 22
Lifter Robot: 2
Hover Robot: 5
Tank Robot: 1
Security Robot: 14
Scurry-bot: 14
Dog: 7
Wasp: 2
Radscorpion: 4
GunTurret01: 9
Wolf: 1
UniqueOther: 2Kills continued:
Code:
Behemoth: 2
Security Robot: 20
Scurry-bot: 50
GunTurret01: 5
UniqueOther: 5Kills continued:
Code:
UniqueOther: 3The path to ITZ is open now. We try to move close when ITZ attempts Bro-diplomacy:
Code:
Greetings. I am the Calculator, overseer of the Vault Network.
You have proven to be a statistical anomaly that crashed my logistics programs time and time again. It is my admiration of your adaptation and ingenuity that brings you to me.
I assume that you would agree that ten Behemoth robots would terminate you and your squad? I have the resources to make such an offensive, but it is not in my interest.
After all, you are quite the remarkable human and, more importantly, you have something I need.Bro accesses ITZ terminal:
Code:
However there is another solution.
Yours is a brain can bring balance to my organic neuro-network.
I am offering you what you humans call a "dream come true".
You can shed your mortal shell and join with me. You will share my power and resources to save humanity and restore civilization from the smoking ruins of the wasteland.
Your name will never be forgotten and be synonymous with the word "hero".
Code:
What say you, warrior?
Will you continue to fight me?
Destroy me and continue to carve some small, insignificant niche for the Brotherhood?
While the Brotherhood may tame a region, they will never have the lasting impact I alone can.
The machinery you see before you has the capacity to remove your brain from its mortal vessel.
It is in this machine that your journey to save mankind will truly begin.
You must hurry, human. My systems cannot function long without a symbiotic brain.We still have three endings available, depending on what we will do in remaining 54 seconds.
Our options are as follows:
A) Bro donates his brain. That will give us the BRO 9000 Ending:
B) Bro convinces General Barnaky that he should donate his (a little bit worn-out) brain. That will give us the BRO-KKK Ending:
C) Our team rapes the Calculator tastefully, before the timer runs out. That will give us the TRU BRO/SIS Ending:
For the last time, BROs!
DISCUSS!!!
So the multikult ending is out? Good.
Quite predictably, I vote for C.
Quite predictably, I vote for C.
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